Bollywood Item Songs | Stand-up Comedy by Robin Pupneja

Bollywood Item Songs | Stand-up Comedy by Robin Pupneja


I have been watching lot of item songs Every damn item song It’s all about going in the bedroom and making out Koi bhi gana utha lo aap Daddy Mummy hai ni ghar pe Pichle kamre mein ghuse ke Kuch to karenge chhupe ke, mil zara Ye writer ne gaane ke lyrics likhe hai ya apni hawas bahar nikaal di hai saari Is it lyrics or his lust that has come out Sabko nahi jana pichle kamre mein If you invite me If somebody invites me at her place Mujhe first room mein baith ke game khelni hai koi That’s how I make (create) chemistry so why can’t these writers write lyrics like Daddy Mummy hai ni ghar pe Drawing room mein baith ke Ludo khelenge milke mil zara Simple, sweet, the whole family can enjoy it But nahi, inko bedroom mein jaana hai Kundi mat khatkao Raja Seedha andar aao Raja Last time Raja ne kundi nahi khatkatai thi You know what happened? He got arrested for harrasment Ab bechara Raja kundi khatkata raha hai He has become a gentleman Ab Rani fir usko confuse kar rahi hai Bechara Raja kare to kya kare? and there is a girl called Laila She has gone 2 steps ahead She is giving written threats to molest everybody Laila teri le legi, tu likh ke lele Who is Laila now? Is she a member of Lashkar-e-taiba or Hizbul Mujahideen Jo aise likh likh ke fatwe jaari kar rahi hai Or is she a marketing manager from Big bazaar? who is distributing pamphlets Not just the lyrics Even the choreography in these item songs It’s all about going in the bedroom Every item song has 2 signature steps Pelvic thrust… Chhati fulao… Pelvic thrust, Chhati fulao…Pelvic thrust, Chhati fulao Isme lyrics kuch bhi daal do 1994 mein Raja Babu aayi thi movie अ, आ, ई….उ, ऊ, ओ Akshar dekho kaha se nikal rahe hai 25 saal baad Judwa aayi, same steps Tan tana tan, tan tan taara Chalti hai kya 9 se 12 Even the romantic songs like Aashiq Banaya Apne Such a romantic number I want to see hero and heroine romance with each other, romantic steps But the heroine… has some other thoughts She goes, lies down on the floor and starts thrusting… Aashiq banaya, Aashiq banaya… Agar song hota “Horny banaya aapne” it makes sense I want to see the romantic choreography I don’t want to see side effects of Shilajit Show me some dance yaar, proper dance In reality if it happens If some girl wants to impress a guy and starts thrusting, just like this in the room Mai police ko call kar lunga “Haa sir… yaha ek ladki ko mata aa gayi hai Sir jaldi aa jaiye, wo Radhe Maa ki tarah pata nahi kya kar rahi hai Isse pehle mere andar Ram Rahim Singh Insan jaag jaye aur mai use gufa mein le jaun Sir jaldi aa jaiye aur giraftaar kar lijiye is ladki ko

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