“The Christmas Song” – JT The Piano Man (Adult Humour)


Hi I’m JT
Welcome to The Piano Bar This song is called The Christmas Song It’s that magical time of year
When everyone is full of cheer Looking forward to the holiday break
And as for me I can hardly wait It’s not a glittering Christmas tree
Or the presents underneath I’m not dreaming of a Christmas white
Or a wondrous Holy night You can keep your jingle jingle bells
Santa and the elves can f*** themselves All I want this Christmas is something special
from the Mrs. Yes all I want for Christmas is a… Shall I just pretend I’m fine?
Watch Wizard of the Oz for the umpteenth time Get prepared for the mother in law
Find a face that doesn’t look bored It’s that coldest time of year
Going out when I’d rather stay here And I know they feel the same
It’s a miserable terrible game It’s not the family and friends we miss
Just an excuse to get totally pissed So let’s be frank and on the level
I’m just a horny little Christmas devil ! You can keep your jingle jingle bells
Santa and the elves can f*** themselves All I want this Christmas is something special
from the Mrs. Yes all I want for Christmas is a… Fun time to be had
It’s my wife I want to unwrap Not a jumper or a sweater
Let’s get Rockin’ , fill your stocking! It’s that sexiest time of year
Frisky from mulled wine and beer Kissing under mistletoe
In the bedroom with a Ho Ho Ho! It’s that glittering G string treat
I undo with my teeth It’s going to be a Christmas white
On this wonderful horny night! You can keep your jingle jingle bells
Santa and the elves can f*** themselves All I want this Christmas is something special
from the Mrs. Yes all I want for Christmas Now don’t go thinking
I’m a Christmas stinkin’ ‘Cos I love it
(He loves it) Yes I really do
(He really does) But this season is for the children
And when they’re safe and tucked in bed It’s time for the adults to play instead So…you can keep your jingle jingle bells
Santa and the elves can f*** themselves All I want this Christmas is something special
from the Mrs. Yes all I want for Christmas
You can keep your jingle jingle bells Santa and the elves can f*** themselves
All I want this Christmas is something special from the Mrs Yes all
I want for Christmas And all I want this Christmas
…is you (And a Horny New Year!)

CHRISTMAS HAT SONG! 2018 (NEW)


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along with Uncle Bill. . . and returning un-wanted-gifts. So, how do you beat. . . the said. . holiday blues, sir?>>Rafeeo: Oh-uh, I just wear a Christmas hat [starts to laugh]>>Conroy Conner: Well folks, looks like you just
gotta wear a Christmas hat. Back to you, Jane. ♪ upbeat Christmas music starts playing ♪ ♪ duh duh duh duh-da-da-dah-duh ♪ ♪ duh duh duh duh-da-da-dah-duh ♪ ♪ Christmas time is getting closer ♪ ♪ Oh what a season it’s gonna be ♪ (echoing voice) ♪ gonna be ♪ ♪ Everybody’s gonna have some fun, that’s what I said ♪ ♪ Cause everybody needs some Christmas on top of their heaaaad-heeeaaad♪ ♪ So put on the bobble-bouncing holiday gear♪ ♪ Red, white, and fuzzy spreading Christmas cheer ♪ ♪ Put it on your head, on your dog or your cat ♪ ♪ Cause everything’s better with a Christmas hat ♪ ♪ (sound of bells) ♪ (rhythmic single note playing) ♪ Oh the feelin’s flyin’ high ♪ ♪ Deck the halls, get the tree, and. . . ♪ Somebody put a hat on that guy ♪ ♪ Everybody in the world ♪ ♪ Don’t you frown ♪ ♪ Just put a little magic on the top of your crown ♪ ♪ So put on the bobble-bouncing holiday gear♪ ♪ Red, white, and fuzzy spreading Christmas cheer ♪ ♪ Put it on your head, on your dog or your cat ♪ ♪ Cause everything’s better with a Christmas hat ♪ ♪ So put on the bobble-bouncing holiday gear♪ (overlapping lyrics) ♪ Holiday gear♪
♪ Red, white, and fuzzy spreading Christmas cheer ♪ (overlapping lyrics) ♪ Christmas Cheer ♪
♪ Put it on your head, on your dog or your cat ♪ ♪ Cause everything’s better with a Christmas hat ♪ ♪ So put on the bobble-bouncing holiday gear♪
(overlapping lyrics) ♪ Yeah yeah-ye-ah yeah ye-ah♪ ♪ Red, white, and fuzzy spreading Christmas cheer ♪
(overlapping lyrics) ♪ Yeah yeah-ye-ah yeah ye-ah♪ ♪ Put it on your head, on your dog or your cat ♪ ♪ Cause everything’s better with a Christmas hat ♪ ♪ So put on the bobble-bouncing holiday gear♪ ♪ Red, white, and fuzzy spreading Christmas cheer ♪ (overlapping lyrics)♪ Christmas cheer ♪
♪ Put it on your head, on your dog or your cat ♪ ♪ Cause everything’s better with a Christmas hat ♪ ♪ (guitar solo) ♪ ♪ So put on the bobble-bouncing holiday gear♪ ♪ Put it on your head, on your dog or your cat ♪ (same lyrics begin repeat at different times) ♪ So put on the bobble-bouncing holiday gear♪ (same lyrics begin repeat at different times)♪ Red, white, and fuzzy spreading Christmas cheer ♪ ♪ Put it on your head, on your dog or your cat ♪ ♪ Cause everything’s better with a Christmas hat ♪ (Choir of voices ) ♪ ooo-ooo-aaah ♪ ♪ So put it on ♪ ♪ So put on the bobble-bouncing holiday gear♪ ♪ Red, white, and fuzzy spreading Christmas cheer ♪ ♪ Put it on your head, on your dog or your cat ♪ ♪ Cause everything’s better with a Christmas hat ♪ ♪ So put on the bobble-bouncing holiday gear♪ ♪ Red, white, and fuzzy spreading Christmas cheer ♪ ♪ Put it on your head, on your dog or your cat ♪ ♪ Cause everything’s better with a Christmas hat ♪ ♪ (guitar solo) ♪ ♪ (music fades out) ♪

The 12 Days of Christmas (Comic Book Movie Song)

The 12 Days of Christmas (Comic Book Movie Song)


On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 2 dead parents, and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 4 fantastic movies, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, re-caaaasting! 4 fantastic movies, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents, and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 6 giant sky beams, re-caaaasting! 4 fantastic movies, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents, and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, several X-Men timelines, 6 giant sky beams, re-caaaasting! 4 fantastic movies, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents, and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 8 crap Marvel villains, several X-Men timelines, 6 giant sky beams, re-caaaasting! 4 fantastic movies, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents, and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 9 realms aligning, 8 crap Marvel villains, several X-Men timelines, 6 giant sky beams, re-caaaasting! 4 fantastic movies, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents, and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 10 dick heads dancing, 9 realms aligning, 8 crap Marvel villains, several X-Men timelines, 6 giant sky beams, re-caaaasting! 4 fantastic movies, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents, and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 11 shells remaining, 10 dick heads dancing, 9 realms aligning, 8 crap Marvel villains, several X-Men timelines, 6 giant sky beams, re-caaaasting! 4 fantastic movies, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents, and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 heroes clashing, 11 shells remaining, 10 dick heads dancing, 9 realms aligning, 8 crap Marvel villains, several X-Men timelines, 6 giant sky beams, re-caaaasting! 4 fantastic movies, 3 point landings, 2 dead parents, and a jar full of granny’s peach tea. It was piss? ewwwww!

WE SERVE PORK (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 65)

WE SERVE PORK (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 65)


Ai bán hàng ở đây thế? Đến đây và phục vụ khách đi. Nè, Emanuella, đi phục vụ khách đi. Chào buổi chiều, thưa chú.
Chào buổi chiều, thưa chú. Cháu có bán thịt lợn ở đây không? Có bán thịt lợn không? Thịt lợn ấy! Con ngu đần Phi châu nào đây hở? Ra chỗ khác thôi. Không, mấy anh, chờ, chờ đã… Cháu có bán lợn không? Ô…lợn! Cháu phục vụ mọi người ở đây. Không quan trọng là chú bẩn như thế nào, cháu sẽ phục vụ cháu. Tôi, lợn? À thưa ngài, chúng tôi phục vụ mọi người ở đây, cho dù hầu hết khách hàng của chúng tôi là lợn. Đúng thế, bọn cháu không phân biệt ở đây đâu.

WHY (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 76)

WHY (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 76)


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I’LL BEAT YOU (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 64)

I’LL BEAT YOU (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 64)


hey you’re the one that said you want to fight me… see me there and fight me ehhhh morale: high” morale high”morale high your trying me oh its not my hieght oh forget about your age oh i wil beat you oh ok i think you want to fight yes if you khow that your mama soup is sweet and you want to fight me If you khow that your mama soup is sweet and you want to fight me Remove this sand from my hand Cross this line stop fighting stop fighting use your head use your head use your head use your head use your head see you next friday funny

Post Malone – “Wow.”

Post Malone – “Wow.”


Said she tired little money need a big boy Pull up 20 inch blades like I’m Lil’ Troy Now it’s everybody flockin’, need a decoy Shawty mixing up the Vodka with the LaCroix, yea G-Wagon, G-Wagon. G-Wagon, G-Wagon All the housewives pullin’ up (Up, up) I got a lot of toys, 720S bumpin’ Fall Out Boy You was talkin’ shit in the beginning Back when I was feelin’ more forgivin’ I know it piss you off to see me winnin’ See the igloo in my mouth and I be grinnin’ yeah Hunnid bands in my pocket, it’s on me Hunnid deep when I roll like the army Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely It’s a moment when I show up got em’ sayin’. “Wow” Hunnid bands in my pocket, it’s on me Yeah, your grandmama probably know me Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely It’s a moment when I show up got em’ sayin’. “Wow” Everywhere I go Catch me on the block like I’m Mutumbo 750 Lambo in the Utah snow (Skrrt) Trunk in the front like the shit don’t bore ya Cut the roof off like a nip-tuck Pull up to the house with some big bucks Turn the kitchen counter to a strip-club Me and Dre came for the… When I got a guap, all of y’all disappeared Before I dropped “Stoney” none of y’all really cared Now they always say, “Congratulations,” to the kid And this is not a 40, but I’m pourin’ out this shit Used to have a lot, but I got more now Made another hit’ cause I got bored now Always go for it , never punt fourth down Last call, Hail Mary, Prescott touchdown, ayy Hunnid bands in my pocket, it’s on me Hunnid deep when I roll like the army Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely It’s a moment when I show up got”em saying “Wow,” Hunnid bands in my pocket, it’s on me Yeah, your grandmama probably know me Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely It’s a moment when I show up got”em saying “Wow,” “Got ’em sayin’ “Wow” Wow

Jingle Bells | Christmas Songs For Kids | Nursery Rhymes | Kids Song

Jingle Bells | Christmas Songs For Kids | Nursery Rhymes | Kids Song


Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh….. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh… Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh O’er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bobtail ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to ride and sing A sleighing song tonight! A sleighing song tonight!

Auld Lang Syne| Christmas Songs For Kids and Children with Lyrics | Holy tales Bible Songs

Auld Lang Syne| Christmas Songs For Kids and Children with Lyrics | Holy tales Bible Songs


Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind. Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days of auld lang syne. For auld lang syne my dear, For auld lang syne. We’ll take a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne. And here’s a hand my trusty friend, And here’s a hand for thine. We’ll take a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne. For auld lang syne my dear, For auld lang syne. We’ll take a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne. Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind. Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days of auld lang syne. For auld lang syne my dear, For auld lang syne. We’ll take a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne.

How to Play “O Come, All Ye Faithful” | Christmas Songs

How to Play “O Come, All Ye Faithful” | Christmas Songs


“My name is Paul Sandberg. I’m an actor, teacher and singer in the New
York City area. For more information, please visit my website
at paulsandberg.net. “”O come all ye faithful Joyful and triumphant O come ye, o come ye to Bethlehem Come and behold Him Born the King of angels O come, let us adore Him O come, let us adore Him O come, let us adore Him Christ, the Lord”” That was “”Come all ye faithful””, a beautiful
song that can be broken down into surprisingly four main chords. Those chords being G, A-minor, C and D. Now,
you can play those chords straight out with the look like, G, A-minor, C and D. You can
also make your life a little bit easier by playing the roots of those chores in your
left hand. Now, that would look like, starting with your
pinky on the G, your ring finger on the A, uh let’s go for index finger on the C, ending
with the thumb on the D. Now, with this hand right there, you’re ready to add in the melody. But before we add in the melody, I would like
to point out one lyric that always catches my ear, and that’s at, “”O come, let us adore
Him.”” It’s so easy to accidentally say, “”O come
let us””, as in like, “”The green leafy vegetable.”” In order to avoid saying, “”O come, let us
adore Him””, we have to add a little what’s called a glottis stop on the us’. A glottis stop is just uh’ literally, your
glottis, your vocal chords are stopping. Input to practice, it sounds like this, “”O come, let us adore Him O come, let us adore Him O come, let us adore Him Christ, the Lord”””