The ‘Full House’ When D.J. Almost Starved Herself To Death

The ‘Full House’ When D.J. Almost Starved Herself To Death


(crash) (slow gentle theme music) – [Narrator] Kimmy invites
D.J. to a pool party to celebrate her 14th birthday. D.J.’s concerned because unlike Kimmy, she’s
insecure about her body and won’t feel comfortable
in a bathing suit until she looks like this insane picture on the
cover of a made-up magazine. D.J. says she only has
two weeks to get skinny, and the diet starts now by
throwing these cookies away. She asks Kimmy how she stays so thin, and Kimmy demonstrates. It’s a casual mix of waste bins
and watching what she eats. D.J.’s taping half naked
models to the family fridge when Becky comes home. She says looking at these models is thin-spiration, to stay out of the fridge. Aunt Becky tries to tell
her about healthy food she can still enjoy. D.J. says she’s not trying to
think about any food at all. Becky says what really matters is keeping junk food out of the house. Uncle Jesse shows up
with a huge box of cake. D.J.’s not phased by the cake, and announces she’s going to enjoy this delicious and savory
water-pop she made herself. Jesse’s doing wedding research, and got enough cake samples
to murder a diabetic pothead. They invite D.J. to
join the frosted feast, but she says she’s fine sucking
this ice cube on a stick that even kids in third
world countries might see and say, “Yeah, no.” Michelle goes ham on that cake. D.J.’s frustrated, she only
lost half a pound in two days. Jesse says all she needs to
do to lose weight is work out, and they can all go to the gym and work out as a big family this weekend because that’s a normal thing
families do all the time. Danny makes D.J. a sandwich,
and tells her to eat up because they’re about to hit the gym. D.J. says she’s skipping lunch, and asks Kimmy if she wants the sandwich. Kimmy says it’s a ham sandwich, again, and she’s been eating her
lunch for three straight days, and doesn’t want another ham sammy. Stephanie overhears the sammy talk, and adds D.J.’s also been
skipping breakfast and dinner for three days straight, and doesn’t understand
how she’s still alive, on account of you need
to eat things not to die. D.J. promises to eat her sandwich, then promptly feeds that crap to the dog. D.J. says Comet is lucky because dogs don’t have
to wear bathing suits. Stephanie makes this face because she realizes
her sister is a dummy. Stephanie busts D.J. for
lying about the sandwich, and D.J. lies again, saying
Comet snatched it from her. Steph busts her for lying a
second time about the snatching, and when D.J. says she wasn’t
lying those last two times, Steph busts her for lying a
third time about the lies, which honestly feels a little nitpicky. D.J. tells Steph she has one week to look good in a bathing suit, and after that week, she’ll resume eating. But in that time, when D.J. will certainly
die from not eating, Steph has to pinky swear
she won’t tell anyone about her plan to starve to death. Steph reluctantly pinky sears to keep this slow suicide a secret. The fam goes to the gym, featuring a plethora of oiled
up muscle heads and women with thin strips of neon fabric
wedged up their assholes. D.J. wants to know the
best way to burn calories, those things she hasn’t had in days. Danny points her to a bike, and tells her to start slow at level one. D.J. does not have time
for that level one nonsense and takes that shit straight to level seventy god-damn five, what you know about it. The guys go with Michelle
for a cute B storyline. It’s Michelle doing cute workout stuff in cute workout clothes. It’s a real cute pallet cleanser from the harsh reality that a 14 year old they bailed on is about
to drop dead upstairs. Meanwhile, D.J. hits a new machine like she’s dying of cancer,
and this thing has the cure. Becky tells the guys to
join her in aerobics class. They say no way because it’s 1990 and (scoffs) aerobics? Until they see some of those women with fabric in their booty cracks and decide they’ll give this
aerobics a thing a fair shake, ignoring D.J. in the corner, about to have a goddamn heart attack. Aerobics class is whatever, who cares. The guys just post in the
back and look at butt cheeks. The aerobics teacher moves
these perverts to the front, and they start flailing around because they’re out of shape. It’s hilarious if you
have no sense of humor. Stephanie says D.J. has to
see this very bland spectacle. D.J. says she’ll be right there, and falls down faster than a
folding chair in a hurricane. She says she’s okay, and
just got a little dizzy because she overdid it. It meaning everything
except eating anything. Stephanie is sad her
sister’s about to die. D.J. comes down, saying she’s well rested, and nobody’s buying it. Joey said he made chicken parm, and invites her to taste the sauce. D.J. says she can’t taste the sauce because she just brushed her teeth, even though she definitely didn’t because toothpaste would
borderline count as food. D.J. starts yelling because she’s hangry, and says she’s going to dinner at Kimmy’s. Stephanie stops her because she realizes a pink
swear isn’t legally binding. She reveals D.J. hasn’t
eaten in three days. Her family warns her that
what she’s doing is dangerous because she’s riding a bus with no breaks to Crankyville that
ultimately will drop her off with her dead mom in hell. Danny runs after D.J. to console her with a boring story about
how he had body issues when he was young because he’s tall as
shit and lanky as hell, but it doesn’t matter, because your real friends
will like you no matter what, at least at this age before they start picking
friends based on things like who has a car, who has drugs, and who’d like you’d maybe
eventually sleep with. Danny makes D.J. promise she’s going to eat healthy and exercise. Then he takes her hungry ass downstairs. So what did we learn today? Food isn’t just some shit that’s stopping your
fridge from floating away. You actually need to eat
it in order to survive, and if you don’t eat food
for several consecutive days, you’re going to majorly fuck
your shit up, and maybe die. But if you know people around
you are watching their weight, don’t eat cookies out of
the trash in front of them or taunt them with a cake buffet or drag them to gym full
of impossibly fit extras when all they need is a gentle reminder that everyone’s miserable all the time, and the only thing you
can ever do about it is shove chicken parm in your mouth with people you care about. And if you see your
deliriously hungry sister talking to dogs about bathing suits, don’t wait until the brink of death to save her life because
her designated guardians will be too busy looking at butt cheeks to realize something’s horribly wrong. See you next time on a
Very Special Episode. (bell rings) (hinge creaks)

Start A Mumford Band! Key of Awesome #71


Grab every single one of your friends and start a Mumford band Take a Mumford stand You don’t need a drummer in a Mumford band You just stomp your feet and you clap your hands Oh-oh-ooooohhhh Pack your bags We’re going to Mumford Land! We’ve got our own spoon man! Excuse me, sir, I’d like to know where is this Mumford Land? It’s somewhere between Limerick and Williamsburg, Brooklyn So pull up your suspenders, chug another jug of wine Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1899 We strum on our guitars so hard we break our strummin’ hands We use a toaster filter when we post on Instagram We used to be the house band for the Antiques Roadshow Someone sound the trumpets Now let’s do some “Heys” and “Hos” Hey! Ho! Ho! Ho! Hay! Hoe! Three cheers for the Lumineers! They’re a Mumford band! and Phillip Phillips! He’s a Mumford man! Well, he’s more of a Mumford kid We saw O Brother, Where Art Thou? and said “Let’s start a band right now!” Our clothing and our songs are hand-me-downs! Spoon solo! The way we play is pure and honest bordering on weird and Amish Technology is what we abolish in Mumford Land Except for our iPhones! Because we’re a Mumford band! latest fad And Johnny Depp’s a fan Laddie plays the washboard Wendell plays the fiddle flute Bare-knuckle boxing’s how they settle band disputes Emmett plays the Jew’s harp and Bill plays his own mustache Thaddeus the Barkeep makes us cocktails in a flash Joe scratches the Victrola like and old-timey DJ Jill’s on social media, she twitters from the stage We’ve got too many members now the stage is caving in Can’t tell where the audience ends and where the band begins Hey Mumford fans – We need an ambulance! Hey Ho! The Key of Awesome! Hey! Thanks for watching the Key of Awesome! To check out more Key of Awesomes, click the grid right here ^ And subscribe, because we’re going to be making a lot more of these Until then, we’ll see you later We’ve got to go fight prohibition! To the speak-easy! Shhhh!

Tiana Major9 & EARTHGANG: “Collide” Ft. Jon Batiste

Tiana Major9 & EARTHGANG: “Collide” Ft. Jon Batiste


>>Stephen: PERFORMING “COLLIDE”
FROM THE SOUNDTRACK FOR THE FILM “QUEEN & SLIM,” WITH SOME HELP
FROM JON BATISTE AND “STAY HUMAN,” PLEASE WELCOME TIANA
MAJOR9 AND EARTHGANG! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ EVERYBODY’S GOT OPINIONS ON OUR THING
♪ SAY WE’RE FLYING DOWN A PATH WITH NO ENDING
♪ AND IF I DIE BEFORE I WAKE OOH
♪ DON’T LET ME WAKE UP FROM THIS DREAM
♪ WHEN WE COLLIDE WHEN WE COLLIDE
♪ IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DISASTER WHEN I CRASH INTO YOU, YOU, YOU
♪ CRASH INTO YOU, YOU WHEN I CRASH INTO YOU, YOU, YOU
♪ CRASH INTO YOU, YOU I’VE BEEN SO FRUSTRATED
♪ HAVE TO LET IT OUT HAVE TO LET IT OUT
♪ LET ME TELL YOU WITH MY BODY WHAT I’M TALKING ‘BOUT
♪ LET ME TELL YOU LET ME TELL YOU, OH
♪ AND I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE FUTURE OR THE PAST
♪ I DON’T CARE, I DON’T CARE NO, NO
♪ RIDING SLOW, ‘CAUSE YOU KNOW THE WORLD’S MOVING TOO FAST
♪ WHEN WE COLLIDE WHEN WE COLLIDE
♪ IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DISASTER WHEN I CRASH INTO YOU, YOU, YOU
♪ CRASH INTO YOU, YOU, YOU WITHOUT YOU
♪ I’M JUST A FRACTION CLOSING IN ON MY DEMISE
♪ AND I LOVE YOU RELIGIOUSLY WITH EVERYTHING INSIDE OF ME
♪ AS LONG AS I’M AS LONG AS I’M ALIVE
♪ WHEN WE COLLIDE WHEN WE COLLIDE
♪ IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DISASTER WHEN I CRASH INTO YOU, YOU, YOU
♪ CRASH INTO YOU, YOU, YOU WHEN WE COLLIDE
♪ WHEN WE COLLIDE IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DISASTER
♪ WHEN I CRASH INTO YOU YOU, YOU
♪ CRASH INTO YOU, YOU, YOU ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

Trump Goes Hard – Songify 2016

Trump Goes Hard – Songify 2016


Thank you for sitting down with me. Were you ever bullied? No, I wasn’t Has it happened that somebody has – has done something to you? To wound you? I try and unwound myself I feel like your trying to get out of bounds Mr. Trump, some have suggested that you refuse to release your tax returns because of your extreme privacy concerning your hobbies Yes So can you confirm or deny this list of personal pastimes? Yeah, I guess It’s gonna be a throw down in November Whoever sings the best will be the winner The winner Remember that you can hear the autotrack HERE To vote for president just bang your head against your desk Or argue with your friend or a stranger in the comment of a YouTube video Now have a great day and a great life!

Bin Bulaye Barati | BakLol Video

Bin Bulaye Barati | BakLol Video


[Music] [Phone Ringtone ] Baby what happened this early morning ? What baby ? You even have any idea ? My family is planning to fix my marriage Tell me what should I do now ? Don’t worry Sweety Sharma You will be in the house of Pankaj Sharma after marriage Think about it ! My family is going to see a suitable boy for me in some other family And if you haven’t tell anything about us in your family Then I’ll come directly to your house Okay I will do something Also listen ! Give me one kiss early morning Mmmmm..Buzz off Firstly talk about our marriage at your home Then take kiss from me Damn, She is always angry Wake up ! Your dad fixed your marriage with the daughter of Sharma’s They will come today to see you Daughter of Sharma’s ? Wake up stupid ! [Music] What ! My marriage with daughter of Sharma’s Finally Dad fixed my marriage that too with my girlfriend Wow ! So much fun Listen son ! Enough dad Don’t say anything Mom told me everything We always obey you in this house And it will happen the same ahead too Okay It’s the first time when he agreed to me in the first time only Okay get ready They left their home 1 hour before They will reach here anytime soon You are saying like this as if they are coming from far away Yes why ? You won’t get anyone for marriage near your house huh ! We are ready from our end already Get ready asap now Watch this video till end It gonna be so much fun Because I am gonna be in lots of trouble Son see this! I am not able to download anything in this phone I started the video for downloading since so long but it haven’t download yet Dad, Your phone’s memory is full already There is no space left anymore You should use UC Browser UC Browser ? I haven’t aware about this much my son Oh dad ! See this This is UC Browser Here is a new feature UC Drive Where you can get upto 20 GB free storage once you log in Here you can store anything in just one tap All you have to do is log in to UC Browser Wow, Then I will download all the videos today Not only this but dad if you use UC Drive from 13th January to 19th January then there is chance for you to win lucky star/draw in which 20 gram gold, cash prices and many more Isn’t it an amazing app ! Yes son ! Let me aside all other work right now Let me first download this app Mom ! This Sharma’s aren’t the same Sharma’s from our same colony ? What do you mean ? I mean the family which is coming are our neighbours Sharma’s ? No my son ! They are coming from your Aunt’s village Now for what purpose I came here ? Get ready fast..! Hello Come fast at my home, I am about to be in a trouble Lol, You deserve all this I am not in jolly mood Listen , A family is coming to see me for marriage purpose Just don’t let them come here by anyhow ! Tell me what should I do ? Should I explode them by bomb ? No, I should use truck ! Are you mad ? You don’t need to kill them Just ran them away from here by anyhow Okay then Just wait When will they come ? Stop ! Stop ! Stop ! Stop ! What happened ? Why are you stopping us ? You came at wrong place Wrong ? But how do you know ? We haven’t asked you for the address yet Oh, I recognised you You want to visit Pankaj’s house ? Yes dear Then you came at wrong way Oh, I guess we missed 1-2 streets No uncle Go straight from here After 6 KMs there will be a round about Take left Then go straight There will be a black dog Don’t take right from there Go straight from there too And take left There will be a pit Jump into it What ? I mean to say you came 4 KM ahead Go behind Sure ? Yes Uncle Thank you dear It’s okay uncle That’s a kind of noble cause as humanity Brother ! I did work for you Wow ! Come home I will give you a treat Okay brother I am coming , Let me just change my outfit We will do party Come.. Are you mad ? Why haven’t you ready yet ? Why I have to be ready As if they are coming They are coming in just 15 minutes Get ready asap [Music] I hope you haven’t faced any problem in way We met a stupid boy He sent us back far from your house 4 KMs away It’s okay, These kids ! We really like your son Yay party ! Guddu is here Let me meet him I will be back soon My friend came Please think anything If I will get marry her Then my sweety gonna kill me Please get me an idea ! I am already thinking ! Should I be Eintein now ? Listen ! She just went to bathroom Go to her and say you already have a girlfriend to her And if you marry her then your girlfriend will kill your future wife But she said she will kill me Stupid ! Do whatever I said But she went to washroom What if she is in real pressure Let her do that first ! Just Go as per me ! I need to tell you an important thing If you are feeling much pressure then you can go first Okay let me go first All I need to do is just ran this girl away You can do it..! Yes Pankaj you can do it ! Now I will make her go away ! Simran I need to tell you something This marriage…. Please can you say no to this marriage Wow, My work is already done But why me ? You have to say no because it’s you who don’t want to get marry Please try to understand I can’t deny the choice of my parents I already liked you I don’t go against my parents I already dream about our future too About our kid’s name as well But if you don’t want to get marry Then you can say no to this ….. Don’t utter a single word anymore I always wanted a husband like you My girl friend gonna kill me Shit, I am gone Why she went with so much of happiness You came here to cancel this marriage How could she be set with you ! Damn, My trumpet blown Oh this is good You won’t face the budget of trumpet in your own marriage anymore I don’t like jokes in every matter Get lost..! [Music] I got a mosquito bite on my finger Son, Who is she ? She…? She…….. She is sister of Guddu Yes, My sister What’s her name ? Seema-Rekha Seema-Rekha Seema Rekha is her name Good name, Right ? Yes, Seema Rekha Seema Rekha go with your Guddu brother in room to have some rest Guddu, take your sister Go Seema Rekha Mom let me go inside too Son, wear the ring Mom, The mosquito bite might create some allergy I will wear after some time I will be back soon Pankaj ! You haven’t even invited in marriage It’s so noble cause by Guddu who invited me Damn Guddu, is it necessary to call her here ? I am already in so much of worry It’s so bad if there were no girl friend in your own marriage I even called more friends of yours Also, Let me tell your mom about all the promises that you have made to me Baby please understand, I went to deny this marriage Yes, And made her set to him as well huh wow Shut up Baby I will fix this all Oh, how ? Guddu listen Do as it is as I gonna tell you As if whatever you did till yet goes amazing as per plan Please listen to me Sit..! Hello Aunty Hello…Sit..! Wait a minute, I guess I have seen you somewhere No! No! Oh the guy who tell correct route at roads ? Yes..! The one who looks kinda stupid Yes.. Yes I knew it
He is my younger brother Smaller than you ? Yes Almost 2 inches Leave it aside How are you ? Tell me something about Pankaj ? Pankaj is very nice human But yes sometimes he abuses after drinking alcohol But why would he abuse to his own Mother-in-law ? No way Oh, and what do he likes to see ? Casual daily soaps at TV Oh really ? He hates Mother-in-law alot All the time, He even wants to kill them What ! Don’t get afraid Not talking you Pankaj was saying all this to Mother-in-law who comes in daily soaps at TV What are his hobbies ? He likes to see dance of Reshma But it’s not a big deal Even his dad loves to see her dance Right uncle ? Yes right Even his dad too ? Yes..! His dad don’t allow him inside the home until he brings 3-4 girls with him to home I said it right, Uncle ? Yes, right..! Give them more sweets Don’t let them to speak anything Just fill their mouth with more sweets like this Guddu, Go and fill their mouths with sweets Okay Congratulations Have some more Sweets ! Congratulations ! Congratulations ! Sorry to say but we had to no idea about all ‘good’ deeds about your son Obviously !
He is son of whom ? Mine ! You better shut up We know everything about you Sorry but we can’t fix this marriage Why ? We haven’t asked for dowry as well That’s not the matter Oh ! Sorry I guess there was no good amount of ghee in sweets I guess that’s why you are bit angry No ! Your son is so bad You even support him in every bad thing Yes ! That’s a job of every father But that doesn’t mean you have to see dance of Reshma with him So what’s the big deal ! Wait.. What ! Dance of whom ? What are you saying ? Wait baby, let me go and fix this Wait here Wait a minute, let me explain everything to everyone You shutup Who told you that he see the dance of Reshma ? Guddu Aunty, I was talking about Reshma from Dance competion Dance India Dance of TV But that bringing 3-4 girls, Pankaj told me that to say Mom swear ! One minute, I am telling you I said that but… But…… But what ? But…Run ! Hey guys ! So how was the video ! Do tell me in comments section Like the video as much as you can Like them so that I could get more motivation to make more amazing videos for you And yes if you are in trouble due to phone storage Then download UC Browser app And get a chance to win many cash and 20 Grams of gold, Smartphones, Bluetooth speaker And yes you can enjoy fun and trending videos on UC Browser So download the app Link is in description Bye !
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*Impossible* Guess The Song By English Translation | Bollywood Songs Challenge | Indian Comedy Meter

*Impossible* Guess The Song By English Translation | Bollywood Songs Challenge | Indian Comedy Meter


Guess The Bollywood Songs challenge where we will guess the song by their English translations Tell us the bollywood songs you could guess.

Meanwhile… Billie Eilish’s “Bond” Theme Is Going To Be A Huge Hit

Meanwhile… Billie Eilish’s “Bond” Theme Is Going To Be A Huge Hit


FOLKS, YOU MIGHT KNOW, IF YOU
WATCH THE SHOW — AND I HOPE YOU DO, YOU PROBABLY DO SINCE YOU’RE
WATCHING NOW, THEN YOU KNOW I SPEND A FAIR AMOUNT OF THE SHOW
OVER THERE, HAND-CRAFTING THE DAY’S NEWS
INTO THE BALSA WOOD HULL, TOOTHPICK MAST, AND
THREAD-NEEDLE RIGS OF THE BESPOKE SHIP-IN-A-BOTTLE THAT IS
MY MONOLOGUE. BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I LIKE TO
SUCK DOWN A FEW FREEZE POPS, SLATHER ON SOME ELMER’S, AND
CONTAMINATE AN ESTUARY POND WITH THE POPSICLE STICK RAFT OF
NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: ♪
♪ “MEANWHILE!”
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT BRINGS HOPE TO A TROUBLED
NATION. THAT’S WHAT IT DOES. “MEANWHILE!” IS A BEACON IN THE
DARKNESS. MEANWHILE —
A STUDY HAS REVEALED THAT “TINDER, GRINDR, AND OTHER
DATING APPS SHARE SENSITIVE PERSONAL DATA WITH ADVERTISERS.” SO IF YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOUR
DRY SPELL, DON’T WORRY– THE ENTIRE MARKETING DEPARTMENT AT
T.G.I. FRIDAY’S KNOWS HOW HORNY YOU ARE. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SIDE OF WINGS? SOME WINGS, MAYBE? MEANWHILE, “A KANSAS MAN HAS
ASKED AN IOWA COURT TO GRANT HIS MOTION FOR TRIAL BY COMBAT SO HE
CAN MEET HIS EX-WIFE AND HER ATTORNEY “ON THE FIELD OF
BATTLE.” HUH. I WONDER WHY IT’S HIS “EX” WIFE. “WE JUST HAD DIFFERENT
INTERESTS. SHE LOVES TRAVEL, AND I’M INTO
BLOODSPORT JUSTICE.” ( LAUGHTER )
AND “HE ASKED THE COURT TO GIVE HIM 12 WEEKS ‘LEAD TIME’ IN
ORDER TO SOURCE OR FORGE KATANA AND WAKIZASHI SWORDS.” ( LAUGHTER )
WAIT, YOU THROW DOWN FOR TRIAL BY COMBAT AND YOU DON’T HAVE
YOUR SWORDS READY? YOU CAN’T BUILD IN A WAITING
PERIOD. “HEY PAL, YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS
OUTSIDE? …IN 12 WEEKS. I JUST NEED TO WORK OUT A BIT. IT’S RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS. I’M FEELING KIND OF BLOATED.” ( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE, A MICHIGAN TOWN HAS BOUGHT A “NASAL RANGER” TO TRACK
DOWN STINKY MARIJUANA PLANTS. THERE IT IS, BEING USED IN THE
FIELD. “MY GOD, IT’S WORSE THAN WE
THOUGHT. EVERYONE IN TOWN MUST BE HIGH. THEY’RE ALL LAUGHING
HYSTERICALLY.” ( LAUGHTER )
IF YOU’RE THINKING, “HOW DO I GET ONE OF THOSE FOR MY FACE?”
BRACE YOURSELF. THE NASAL RANGER COSTS $3,400. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
BUT THINK OF ALL THE MONEY YOU’LL SAVE ON NEVER DATING. ( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE, “A MAN IN PHILADELPHIA ATE 500
CHEESESTEAKS IN 20 MONTHS.” WHEN ASKED WHY, HE SAID, “I WAS
TRYING TO FIND WHAT TO DO WITH THE SECOND HALF OF MY LIFE.” ( LAUGHTER )
AND WHEN YOU EAT 500 CHEESESTEAKS, 20 MONTHS IS THE
SECOND HALF OF YOUR LIFE. ( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE, “A NEW STARTUP WANTS TO PUT A TINY DISPLAY ON A
CONTACT LENS,” MAKING IT THE “WORLD’S FIRST TRUE SMART
CONTACT LENS.” PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO LOOKED AT
GOOGLE GLASS AND SAID “YEAH, IT’S DUMB, BUT I WISH IT COULD
GIVE ME AN EYE INFECTION.” ( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE, SINGER “BILLIE EILISH HAS CONFIRMED THAT SHE WILL BE
PERFORMING THE THEME SONG FROM THE UPCOMING JAMES BOND FILM.” IF YOU’RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH
BILLIE EILISH– I KNOW. YOU’RE WATCHING MY SHOW. ( LAUGHTER )
CBS. SO HERE’S A CLIP FROM HER HIT
VIDEO, “BAD GUY.” WHITE SHIRT, NOW RED. MY BLOODY NOSE. SLEEPING
YOU’RE ON YOUR TIPPY TOES. CREEPING AROUND LIKE
NO ONE KNOWS. THINK YOU’RE SO
I’M THE BAD GUY. DUH. ♪
♪ ♪
>>Stephen: AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE OR PASS THIS VIDEO ALONG
SO I DON’T DIE IN SEVEN DAYS? ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DOESN’T SEEM HAPPY. DOESN’T SEEM HAPPY. NOW, IF BILLIE EILISH’S WHOLE
VIBE SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD FIT FOR “BOND,” WE HAVE A SNEAK PREVIEW
THAT SHOULD REASSURE YOU. ♪
♪ ( LAUGHTER )
JAMES BOND, YOU ARE A SUPERSPY MOVIE. IT’S CALLED NO TIME TO DIE. WE GET JAMES BOND. HE’S A BOND GUY. DUH. ( GUNFIRE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>STEPHEN: WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH JOSH GAD.

Somebody Kill Me – The Wedding Singer (4/6) Movie CLIP (1998) HD

Somebody Kill Me – The Wedding Singer (4/6) Movie CLIP (1998) HD


♪ I need you ♪ ♪ while you’re near me ♪ ♪ I don’t feel blue ♪ ♪ and when we kiss ♪ ♪ I know
you need me, too ♪ ♪ I can’t believe
I found a love ♪ ♪ that’s so pure
and true ♪ ♪ but it all
was bullshit ♪ ♪ it was a goddamn joke ♪ ♪ and when I think
of you, linda ♪ ♪ I hope you fuckin’ choke ♪ ♪ I hope you’re glad ♪ ♪ with what
you’ve done to me ♪ ♪ I lay in bed ♪ ♪ all day long ♪ ♪ feeling melancholy ♪ ♪ you left me here ♪ ♪ all alone ♪ ♪ tears running
constantly ♪ ♪ oh, somebody
kill me, please ♪ ♪ somebody kill me, please ♪ ♪ I’m on my knees ♪ ♪ pretty, pretty please ♪ ♪ kill me ♪ ♪ I want to die ♪ ♪ put a bullet
in my head ♪ I liked it. [sobbing]

Dildaar – The Arya (2009) – Suriya, Nayantara | South Indian Dubbed | English Subtitles

Dildaar – The Arya (2009) –  Suriya, Nayantara | South Indian Dubbed | English Subtitles


Sit down. How much?
– 300 thousand US dollar. Hey whose the person? Watch this. Sir?
– Thank you. This is the mail.
Look at the file. How much?
-100 thousand US dollars. Done. When? – He will be
arriving to kolkatta this weekend. He is vegetarian. -Mr. Trivedi! Are you fine?
-I’m fine. Come fast. I need 3 basketsful of fishes today! You usually buy 1kilo only. -Ok. Give him.
-That was only for me. My relatives are coming
from my home town. Look! Give me onIy fish!
We are pure vegetarian! Take it. My aunt in Delhi
has sent intense sticks. -How much?
-25 lakhs. 25 lakhs! When does the saint come? -During Dussera.
-Ok, we will finish him. We have to be very careful this time! Someone should be
newly born to beat us “Everyone dances wherever I go” “That’s why they all
call me champion” “Everyone dances wherever I go” “That’s why they all
call me champion” “Whatever I see becomes mine” “Nobody can ever defeat me” “I can’t stay at one place” “Everyone dances wherever I go” “That’s why they all
call me champion” “Everyone dances wherever I go” “That’s why they all
call me champion” “Don’t remember the past.” “I do not think about tomorrow.” “I have only today more than anything.” “No worries in my mind either.” “Is the life arithmetic
to calculate and live?” “You enjoy life to the extreme!” “There is nothing of moral quality.” “I have no fear whatsoever.” “Time will come for the success.” “Everyone dances wherever I go” “That’s why they all
call me champion” “Everyone dances wherever I go” “That’s why they all
call me champion” “There is nothing difficult for me” “I believe that nothing is impossible” “I do what my heart says” “My thoughts don’t go in vain” “Sky above and earth below!” “Wherever I step,
that place becomes mine” “I am no less than anyone” “Everyone dances wherever I go” “That’s why they all
call me champion” “Everyone dances wherever I go” “That’s why they all
call me champion” “Whatever I see becomes mine” “Nobody can ever defeat me” “I can’t stay at one place” Stop. Do it. Bravo!
My son has done it! You look very happy dad! it’s because of you, son. We would have got
the next order right away. I am not an agent anymore. You have shot him from under the water. So the deaIing has clicked. The amount would have doubled up. -You are always keen on that.
-Sorry dad! Look at your brother!
He is very smart! Give me the next order!
I wiIl show my talent. -How is that?
-You are asking me that. No need to bother
when I have my brother! True. -Rakka! Next order is not here..
but abroad! -Is it so? We will do it. Would you like to have juice sir?
– No thanks. For me? You wilI get it. -It is free.. we can have pIenty.
-Dad..! We are going to Mumbai
as someone has calIed us. Do you know who he is..
or do you have his address? One guy will be there with a board
written on it as Amar Singh! We wilI come to know
from him, everything. Why do you have deaIing
with strange people? We should not get caught if anything
happens! That is very important. The US saint is a stranger to you! You shot him from under water.. ..and that came as the headlines! PoIice wiIl close the file
as there is no evidence! Do you want to shoot
with different disguises? if get caught we wilI be
life term prisoners. All I want is a small 5 star hotel. -We wiIl give up everything after that.
-Your desire.. You shot him from under water.. ..-and that came as the headlines!
-PoIice has not closed the file yet. They are waiting for the evidence. You both are under arrest. -Run!
-Sit there. Are you going to jump out? -I’m not the police.
Don’t get scared. -Oops! Why did you record all this, sir? You have no business to know that. Your return tickets are in this! When you Iand in Mumbai you can
go back to Kolkata in the next flight! No! As we have to meet
a person in Mumbai.. It is me you wanted to meet. I am the one who caIled you there! if the dealing was done
in the flight itself.. ..you wouId not know where I stay! That’s why I wanted to have
the deaI in the air. Tomorrow, my man will come and
meet you with full detaiIs.. ..about whom you are you going to kill,
when and where. ..with full amount. Don’t worry! How many men would
you need to kill him? Only one! Rakka only should do that,
from a far distance. Because, no one can go near
him so easily. Ok? Anything else? When wilI I get the details about him? My man wiIl tell the details,
if you show the return ticket. Be careful. Your audio is in my hand. No only audio. Your video is also in my hand. Tomorrow, my man will come and
meet you with full detaiIs.. ..that whom you are you going to kilI,
when and where. Switch off.
– Sorry to interrupt. How did you shoot that? Here is video camera and
this is bluetooth memory stick. With whom are you playing? Sorry sir. He is a mischievous guy. Is he a mischievous guy? He will ask the rate of this flight
in six months. Your audio. -Are you ready?
-Yes, we are. Has the party come? Commissioner’s car has come. He will come behind this car. -I’ve arranged four people to watch around.
-Park the car in the car park. “God has sent me
to enjoy everything.” -He has come.
-Be ready. It is very crowded.
How could I shoot him? There are too many. Whom should I kill? Look! Assistant commissioner over there. -Do you see the Asst. commissioner?
-Yes I do. Follow him.
He will give a rose flower to a child. The chiId will give the rose flower
to the one who is the judge! Judge? Has he given a wrong judgement? Don’t get distracted .
He may go in! Shoot the judge. What have you done? What have you done?
Start. Come on. Go inside sir! There is the sardarji! -Run fast!
-Come fast dad! Stop! Don’t you know how I hit you? Try to escape using that. Who was that guy?
Tell. I saw two men coming! One has hit me and ran off. Who hit you?
Tell me. One hit me and ran off there. Another one ran upstairs! Follow the guy. The rest can come with me. Thank God! Hey stop..! Hey listen! Stop! Do you know how many
parents are crying.. ..as their children suffered
such a terrible tragedy? Lorries fuIl of skeletons
were taken out Many parents are praying God
that bones of their children.. ..shouldn’t be in that Iot. The CBI has formed a enquiry commission,
with I as the chief.. ..to investigate this crueI act. Someone asked in TamiI if I would
wind up the commission.. ..if I were given crores of money. Who is that? Some of the press people
have asked me these questions! That’s why I have showed
those cIippings to you. A question to you commissioner sir! Will you find out the killer
who has escaped? if I don’t find out
it is a shame for me.. ..as well as for my department. What will you do if they threaten you? What are you asking me? I’ve toId several times that.. ..I wouIdn’t be afraid of anything. Look! I will go back home onIy
after finding out the culprit.. ..and wind up the enquiry commission
even if I’ve risk my Iife. What do you mean by live telecast? Do you think that I wilI
keep replying your questions? I’ve thousands of work to do. You have only this work. People won’t even sit
before a judge in the court! You seem to go on asking questions! I agree that he is a judge.. Keep quiet. It is shamefuI
to other press people too. Why are you getting angry?
– I am not angry. This is my way of answering
to silly questions. That’s my nature. Excuse me sir, one last question.
– Yes? You are alone or anyone else with you? Oh you want to give them information? I don’t care. I’m not alone here. My Iarge family has
come with me to celebrate.. ..Christmas in Kolkata! Enough? Okay that’s it.
– Thank you. No more questions. They want our ship
for hire for 10 ten days. I’ve asked a good price!
Shall I calI them? Tell them to wait down stairs! No, they want to see our ship.
Downstairs.. What are you doing?
Stop, stop. it’s all because of you.
You have become more pIayful. You said you’ll finish him somehow! Now we are in a terrible state. There shouId be some
seriousness in your work. That should be very much
needed for our work. Come John! Please come! Get him a chair. -Please sit.
-Take your hand off. Don’t get tense.
You ask me what you need now. What shall I ask now? if there was an agent,
I would have asked him. I have come here myseIf. I would have killed
the judge.. like this. That much time is enough. But my group will get caught. He talks like a big shot! Kid! What has happened now? He is a smalI guy..
and has done only a smalI mistake.. ..it is a big mistake. So, you agree he is a smalI boy. ..is a pIayful guy. ..and vacating the house. Taking him on bail
if he steals a cycIe. You may do silly work like this. You should not taIk business
in the business class. You are reminding us
what he did 5 years ago. Is it good?
We have to think before we do. Be calm. Whom do you ask to be calm? Leave him.
Leave him. Leave him. Rakka leave him. Leave him What do you show your rage to me? Show it to him by killing him! if you talk again,
you wiIl not be alive. Throw his money on him. Are you pIaying?
The money had been spent. Hey Rakka. Out. Stop. Your target would have missed. ..but since my chiIdhood
my target and aim.. ..have not missed. It has not missed now yet. The judge has a longer life. The judge is your target so far. He is my target from now on. He is going to die at
my hands in future. Go. I said you to go. if you do it or not with an agent.. I wiIl finish him within ten days
before he submits the enquiry. I will finish him. This is not the full amount. Just advance. I’ll give you four times
of this in ten days! -Allah!
-After the work is over. Sure. He wiIl finish him. National security force is
giving protection to the judge. Tell him to be aIert. What mom? Is everybody
doing the exercises weIl? Superb! Will I leave them, if not? One two, three four… …five, six… All are doing weIl! Except one girl who is creating
havoc in your absence.. ..by keeping the gym
masters in her hands. Hey Tara. Good morning, Uncle. -Why do you do like this?
-I didn’t do anything. You should be an exampIe to others. You should not harm others. You should do the exercises properly. Okay uncle. -After I am gone..
-Oops! Sorry. What do you want to tell me? I wanted to tell that, it is okay. Sir..! Idiot. Why were you silent
when I stretched my hands? Can’t you tell that you’re
bringing the milk for me? Sir! -What?
-Why did you wipe it off? To avoid any milk on my hands.
That’s why. That’s right! You.. Did you get it from him? She is the next target of his. Bring her down. Why the grand child and grandma
are always fighting? -Grandma?
-Then? Grandma.. -What?
-When did we fight? -What were you doing now?
-We were doing Yoga. -Yoga? Was this yoga?
– Yes. We are always friends. Kevura! Where is Kevura? Tell me where is Kevura? Who has pushed me? He dashed me and doesn’t
care about it, idiot (puramboke). How did he know when
I scolded him in Hindi? He looks at me very harsh! I wonder how KoIkata hit will be. He has gone off. Oh my god! What is puramboke? Puram means back. Poke means Ioose motion! That means urgent loose motion. Sir! Where is the basement? -I have found it.
-What is this nonsense? Sir! TamiI wizard! It is very difficult to find
Hindi people in Kolkata. That too to see a wizard
like you is very rare. You have given a clear
explanation for puramboke. You have found it very fast. Are you an Indian? Were I talking in English so far? I was afraid that
you were a North Indian. -Where are your hands?
-They are here. You have confirmed that
you are a Hindiian. What are you doing here? Why do you ask me that? I asked my kin to
come here from home. He said that he has come
and is standing near a bridge. I asked him the name of the bridge. He told something like Kevura or Avura! Is it Howrah bridge? Yes, that is the one
he toId me over phone. Where is that, sir? Don’t ridicuIe. I didn’t do anything like that. You are standing on the Howrah Bridge
and asking me where it is. Is it not ridicuIing? I didn’t know it tilI now.
My God! Had you shown me
this bridge in our native.. ..I wouId have built a temple for you. Where do we have Howrah Bridge there? Don’t we have it there? I’ll Iook for my kin.
Kin! You look very tense.
Let us have tea. Give us two cups of tea! -Did you order the tea?
-Yes! -How much? -I will pay the bill.
-Then, order spicy milk. -Is it? -Two Jigiridantha dooth(spicy milk).
– Jigiridantha dooth means? Dooth means milk. Jiggiridantha milk means spicy miIk. So, you have ordered
to my choice. Shouldn’t I order to your choice? -Jiggiridantha dooth(spicy milk)!
-Give me! Is this? -Why did you drink so fast?
-Nothing, it is very tasty. -That’s why I had it fast.
-Ok, give one more cup. -No,.. -Ok, cancel!
-You won’t listen, if I say no. Order some more cups!
Let me have them. Jiggiridantha.. What is your name? -Banerjee!
-Banerjee? -Yes It does not sound as a Hindi name. You are right! -My original name is Shambhu!
-Oh gosh! They called me Banner Shambhu
because I used to stick cinema banners. I feIt uneasy. So, like Sivajee, Nehrujee,
and Nethajee.. I took the jee from that
and joined with banner. My name is Banerjee since then. Banerjee is very famous name in Kolkata. I am very famous all over the world. -One more.
-Why are you asking? Henceforth I have to order. You’ve drunk so fast, haven’t you? Jiggiridantha is very tasty. -I feel like floating.
-Is it? -Why is he taking away the shop?
-He is taking away his shop. -Isn’t it?
-Bye! -Why are they saying bye?
-Cricket match is going on. Is it? -Haven’t in-Iaw come?
-He will come now. He should come. -He will come.
-He shouId come. Fine. I feeI like floating in the ship. -Are you feeIing that
there is water around you? -Yes! -You had the drink
a little too much. -Is it? Then, I don’t need this. Why is there a crushing sound? So, we are in the ground only. -Fine..! -What?
-Why do I feeI giddy? if you’ve worries in your mind,
it’ll be like that. -We have to tell it to somebody.
-Then, I will share it. -First, do that.
-I.. -You.. I feeI agonised where
I have been working. In that house everyone from the kids
to the old people torture me. -So pity. -At what time
will you’ve breakfast? -I eat at 8 ‘o clock.
-I eat at 12:30 usually. -Then, lunch?
-At 4:30. -Dinner?
-It will be dawn. -Sleep. ..?
-You too.. The rooster’s crow and the
belch comes out after eating.. ..both wilI come at the same time. -Then, how would I sleep?
-Have you suffered a lot? That’s why I feel giddy since then. -Look, we are waIking in
the ground, isn’t it? -Yes! But, I feel now that we are
walking on the steps. -Oh gosh! Your legs are swollen!
-Who have tortured you like this? That judge onIy. I’ve served only to his family
when we were there. But, he has brought a school
with him and torturing me. -I’ll kilI him as I feeI very furious.
-Who? That judge onIy. Day before yesterday someone
tried to shoot him and failed But he escaped from that. Do you know why? It is his fate that I should
shoot him to death. Do you know how to shoot? Shooting with a gun is
like cooking a pizza. -if you don’t get a gun..?
-I’ll stab him with a knife. -if you don’t get a knife..?
-I’ll bite off his throat and swallow it. Enough! Come! Yet. I didn’t become cooI.. I haven’t yet done the murder.
Why have they put me in the cage? -Your honour..
-Come. -They’lI erect the banner, come.
-Leave me, brother. -Have my kin come?
-He might.. -But he won’t come!
-That’s right! This looks like a theatre. Now only we bought tickets
by standing in queue, isn’t it? -Did you forget that?
-Yes, isn’t it? No!
Yes! -Sit!
-Oh gosh! Looks like a heavy crowd. -Did they put the house fulI
board outside? -Yes! Excuse me! Is it an action
or a comedy film? KilIer film. Excuse me! You said that it is a killer film,
but they are showing King Kong. -That monkey is you only.
-Is it me? But he is torturing me
by bringing a whole school. What alI I spoke in the ground
is coming on screen. Live teIecast!
Just a Iittle delay. I am going to kiIl him
as I feel very angry. Oh gosh! I have talked very harsh. The day before yesterday someone
tried to shoot him and failed Hey Mr..
I just said.. ..but you would run this
for 100 days as a movie. Fine! I am onIy in this,
Why aren’t you seen in this? -They has zoomed you.
-Zoom? Oh gosh! Dubbing is very clear. -I’ll stab him with a knife!
-Fantastic! Are they showing MGR’s movie?
Why are you appIauding? Keep silent!
Judge only. I mean that judge.
Why has it been edited? Have you done the re-recording too? When did all this happen? We did this whiIe the shooting. -Why have you shot this?
-To do the murder To do the murder! Who is he?
Editor? No, he is the director of this episode. You are telling that he is a director.
But he is taIking about murder. -Whom are you going to kiIl?
-Judge. -Which judge?
-Judge whom you told to kiIl. -Why do you want to kill him?
-We have got crores of money. -Then?
-Judge is going to die. ..and it is me who would kilI him. It is you, who would get jailed. -To where?
-To the jail. -Why? -You gave the statement.
-About what? -Didn’t you see in the movie?
-Yes! Your statement is in the chip
which is in my phone. I’ll make a DVD of it and send it
to commissioner’s office. Be careful! You sinner. Not onIy blabbering, I feel like traveling
in the ship because of your torture. -You are in the ship only.
-In the ship? Have you blackmailed me
inside the ship? I wiIl handover you all to the police. Police, police, police. Oh gosh! Who is he? Kin..! How are you? I got back my life after I’ve seen you. How is my sister? How are your parents? Excuse me, personal matter. Thank you. Kin! All these standing
around us are kilIers. You don’t get scared. Please save me somehow. Why are you just making sound?
What happened? Why they have operated in your mouth? You mad! Are you my uncle? You bIack guy. Do you eat the rice or anything eIse? I have to beat you in
the centre of your back. You shouldn’t scold me Iike this -It looks shame, isn’t it?
-Leave me! I accepted to marry your sister
who is black.. ..because I feIt pity
as you are my aunt’s son. You have to build a tempIe
and worship me for that. Are you trying to fix me up to
this rowdy gang despite that? -Me?
-Then! They cheated me by showing the
Howrah bridge and gave me spicy milk. -Did you know how much
they tortured me? -You too? Oh gosh! You are crying Iike me. -That is blood relation.
-if I punch you, blood wiIl come out. You wish to kill the judge, you want me
to be a witness for that murder? Lie..! I am taIking here. Why are you
shaking your hands over there? No, they would have fixed
cameras around us. They will shoot and show it to us
as a film without our knowIedge.. You better reIease me! Else I won’t marry your sister. Don’t say Iike that!
Be brave! I wiIl release you.
Wait a minute! Sir, my sister is very beautiful.
But she is Iittle black. He is the only guy who looks fair
and I fixed him for her. Nobody is there to marry
her other than him. So, please first reIease him.
And reIease me after some time. Who is playing by throwing
stones in the water? -Oh gosh! Uncle save me.
-Why my kin is shouting? -Kin! -They pushed me in the water.
-Oh gosh! Kin! I don’t know swimming. My kin has falIen down in the water.
Save him! He doesn’t know swimming.
He is drinking water also. Oh gosh! Kin.. I asked you to save him
but you are shooting him. No! Dear! Don’t spoil my sister’s life
by killing him. I’ll obey to whatever you say. Why are you howling Iike a fox? -Then, are we going to a function to sing?
-I will tear your mouth. -Tell, who am I?
-You are a killer! That is for the judge.
For you..? -You are my kin.
-From where have I come? -From Bareilly!
-My name? TiIl now, you are Rakka.
Hence you are Bajrang. Not bad! You have drunk six cups of tipsy miIk,
but you are speaking clearly. Tipsy milk? -They toId that it was spice milk!
-It is tipsy milk in BengaIi. You cheater..
I have mentioned me. Bajrangbali ( Lord Hanuman)..? Which Bajrang? I have mentioned
your kin relation Bajrang. if you misbehave.. Don’t forget your kin
Bajrang who is in the ship.. ..and the chip which is in my mobile. Both wilI be spoiled. Oh gosh!
Why do you talk like that? -Uncle, move aside! -Oh gosh!
-Why is he running? Is he scared after seeing
the police and house? So, we have to catch him.
Go and catch him. -Go fast! He is running. Catch him.
-Go fast! Oh gosh! No! TelI him
to leave me. I feeI scared. Don’t you know that in our famiIy
we will get diarrhea if we see the police? They aIl are well known
for you, isn’t it? Tell them, I’Il go off to
my native place -Oh gosh!
-Who is he? He is calling you as uncIe. -He is.. -Oh Bajrangbali..!
-He is my relative. -What about you?
-He is my kin. Why did he come here? He has come to work as my assistant. -Did you get the permission
from sir? -No! I have to get the permission. I got the permission. Hello. Have they got the permission? Why are they speaking in English? English? Don’t you know that
he is speaking BengaIi? I don’t know any other
language except Hindi. Ask him to Ieave me!
I wiIl go off to my native. You Singh. .. Thank God, he wants to go by himseIf.
Leave him! It will be good for you. You were right, he has got permission. Why is he taking finger prints.. Look at this! It is me.. -Go this way and come out
that way. -Ok! Uncle, I feel scared.
Come with me I should say that instead. Go man! Oh gosh!
Uncle it is shouting.. You’ll get caught now, my kin. There is some metal here. Check every baggage! -Check everything.
-Just a minute, sir. Sir..! Give alI this to my uncle. It is enough for me.
It is my house key. -I’ll go off to my native.
-Is it a key? -Yes! That’s why the beep sound. -Shall I go..? -No, probIem.
-You may go. Madam! I have understand. I know, why you alI are
looking like this. You don’t want him
to stay here, isn’t it? I’ll send him. You start!
I wiIl struggle alone. Uncle! Oh gosh!
Kin.. Why should you go,
if you don’t want to go? Why are you crying for this?
You don’t go, stay here. Hello. Who is it? -What work do you know?
-Dear! Are you asking me? What have you asked?
Ask me again. -What slang is this?
-This is a Bareilly sIang. I Iive a little interior.
Uncle stays in town. -What uncle?
-What he said was right. -Dear!
-Madam! -You too speak in Bareilly
slang like him. -That is.. Wherever we settle, we will get
our native slang if we see our natives. We wilI never forget, isn’t it uncle? -How will we forget after shooting?
-Ok! Answer to my questions
What work can you do? I can do aIl sorts of work. I can do aIl the works
like maintaining house, ..gardening, and
handIing computers etc.. Do you know about computer? Computers are available cheap
even in our villages. We wilI get the computers like Sony Vaio
to AppIe.. in the Thursday market. Ok, leave that!
I too know about that. Which programme do you
like most in the TV? Which color do you
like in Power rangers? Do you see Jetix?
I Iike red color in power rangers. I too Iike red color dear.
Shall I do like Jack? It’s good? Hey, don’t go there.
Bujjee is calIing you. I thought you Iike Jetix only.
Do you like Dora too? I Iike to watch everything
from Jetix to cookings.. ..and from Dora to Tara. What? What happened? My aunt’s name is Tara.
Do you like her too? Oh gosh! Sorry.. It’s okay. What do you know in cooking? Do you know to prepare
VeIla Paniyaram(sweet)? It is very simple.. Take a cup of rice and
add some black grams.. ..and drench it in the water for of an hour
and grind it for 15 minutes, ..and put it in the hot oil, fry it and
take out. It is the Vella paniyaram(sweet). -Oh gosh! -If you add some jaggery
and fry it welI,.. ..you’lI get the Karuppu paniyaram (sweet).
That’s all! My mouth waters
when he says that. You have to prepare that tomorrow. Why not? We wiIl prepare(sudu-shoot) it
today itseIf, isn’t it uncIe? Don’t be in a hurry.
Please prepare it later.. He is teIling that he’ll prepare
today itseIf. Why do you worry? You are talking about food always. That’s why you look like a
Karuppu paniyaram by over eating. That is madam..
How much wouId we eat.. if we do Yoga for 30 minutes
by stretching our hands and legs.. ..our body wiIl become slim then. Do you know yoga too? What grandma? Look here. This is Sirasasanam.. This is Mayurasanam grandma. This is Chakrasanam by Iifting one leg. This is Veerabadrasanam. if you put your leg by
foIding like this.. ..it is Vakkrasanam. Uncle, this is Chandrasanam. Grandma, This is Sarvangasana. This is Halasana..
And this is Karnapeedasanam. This is one hand lifting Koormasanam. From where have you learned all this? Dharmendra has done in
the his old fiIms. Don’t you know that? -Can we forget his movies?
-Yes! My father has learned this
from his master after seeing him. I Iearned it from my father. Didn’t you Iearn anything
from Dilip Kumar(actor)? He is doing that too.. So you can act well Iike Dilip Kumar,
right? I don’t know to act like him. Do you want to act better than this? Brother, you’ve brought a fish with you
when you came, isn’t it? if you fry it, give the head for me. The head wiIl not come separately,
if we fry it. Chop it! The head will
come out, isn’t it? Uncle, shaIl we chop it? Why are you asking me? You take your own decision,
and do whatever you want. Oh gosh! Mother, have you finished eating? I have. You go and eat. -Who is he?
-Sir, I am here. I asked you who he is? He is my kin. I brought him to work as my assistant. Just telI no, immediately
I wiIl send him out. -Don’t you like him..
-Kin.. -Sir.. Sir, wear this slippers.. Don’t go inside by wearing shoes. You travel many places.. ..and stamp many things. ChiIdren are here.. Whatever disease,
they will be affected by that,.. ..if they have low resistance. Please wear this slippers. Sorry. He is more intelligent than you. Keep him for work. For work..? Oh gosh!
He himseif is making the mission easy. Grandma! Dear! I have seen alI the movies. I have seen Amitabh’s fighting.. ..and Dilip Kumar’s acting. I have seen Shahrukh’s style and
various roles of Salmaan. But, you are acting like them
at the same time. It is very surprising. You wilI get the award
without recommendation. Surely, you will get award. When I was telIing it,
you act like a heroine. I remember that day..
in my heart.. Murder.. How are you?
Are you keeping fine? Where is Prem? Fine.. Sir, now teIl me. Nobody is here. Did he enter into the house? He has come. But, he looks innocent. That is acting. You don’t believe that. He is very angry with judge. Definitely, he will
finish the judge at the correct time. When he finishes judge,
the next moment.. ..you have to shoot him. -Do you keep this in your mind?
-Yes, I do remember, sir! -But..
-Why, but..? I shouldn’t get involved.. I am a family man. What nonsense?
You are a black cat. You can say that.. ..he tried to escape after
shooting down judge and you shot him. Not onIy that, the government
will give you an award. And I will reward you too. Shoot him with courage. I wiIl take care. What is this? Blood! Has he finished his work? Oh gosh! Is he doing the postmortem of the judge? Are you cutting the fish? Oops! What is he doing? Oh gosh! You sinner! I have seen curry
made with the vegetables. But today only I am seeing
the weapons inside the vegetables. I wiIl cut you off. Sir.. -Dear..
-What? -Can you postpone your programme
for two days? -Why? -Because, today is Saturday.
-So..? -The corpse wilI be impervious
to go alone on a Saturday. -Don’t worry! -You won’t go aIong with the corpse.
-Not that.. You could shoot at dawn. -What bothers you, if I shoot in dark?
-if you shoot in dark.. It is very silent.. The sound will come, if you shoot. Sound won’t come. I have fixed the silencer with this
the sound won’t come. Won’t the sound come? Come and show
the way to judge’s room. Should I show you..? -Else, wilI your grandpa show me?
-Dear..! Don’t you come with a map,
with those pIans? Uncle, you are my map.
Go! Should I..? Fate is playing with me. -It is the way to the exit.
-Is it the exit? -Go this way. I have forgotten the routes
in this house, after joining you. -Come, we will go by guessing.
-Go! Oh gosh!
I am shivering. -What is this?
-Just for a grip. Dear, think well and tell. Do you definitely want to finish judge? -Bajrangbali..!
-So, here are the steps. if you go through this way,.. The Iast room is judge’s room. One minute! -Don’t knock the first room.
-Why? His mother would be sIeeping there
with fuIl makeup. if you wake her up.. -She wiIl yelI like this and
put you in trouble.. -Ok! Then, wait here tilI I return
and pray to Bajrang! Should I say?
Oh gosh! Bajrangbali! Oh my god! Oh gosh! He made me blabber like
Avvaiyar(poet) in the midnight. -Oh gosh!
-What? I am working with you thinking that.. ..that you alone have
come to finish judge. -Can’t you tell that you’ve brought a
group with you? -What are you bIabbering? I am not blabbering.
One has come with a gun like you. -Where?
-Look, he is coming. Oh my god! Not in upstairs.
She is standing on me.. -Shall you disconnect?
-First you disconnect. I wiIl see, who is he?
To this side.. Turn to this side. Why is it bright? Who has switched on the light? Oh gosh! Judge.. Oh gosh!
I too have to start to act. What is the sound over there? What happened? Why are you crying? Aishwariya has calIed from Canada.. The signaI was weak.. To get the signaI I have stepped
upstairs by keeping the phone like this, Stop it..
I wiIl continue. She has come like this
with phone in her hand.. ..and she Iooked like a kiIler to my
eyes with the gun in his hand. Then, continue.. -He put this cloth on me like this..
-Stop! I thought that the murderer wilI be strong,
if visibIe. That’s why.. Go ahead. -Then, he has hugged me..
-I didn’t hug her.. I tried to hug the kilIer but
I hugged her.. Go ahead. And we fought each other
by rolIing down from the upstairs. Then..? I realized that
the gun was a phone.. ..and the criminal as her
after switching on the light. Fine! Why have you calIed
at midnight 12’o cIock? You are a matured girl too.. I told you that you shouldn’t use
the phone often, isn’t it? CeIl phone and Internet are onIy to
improve our knowledge, not to spoil us. Did you understand? -Go to bed.
-Come! -Ok, why have you..?
-Go! Everybody. What is meant by everybody? -Which means that we all
have to run off from this place. -Is it? -Sir!
-Come up! -Yes, sir!
-Whom is he calIing? Is it he? He has caught. It was not wrong that you
have hugged someone by mistake. But why did you come
upstairs at this hour? -He is catching the point.
-Uncle, shall I teIl him? -Why is he asking me?
-Tell man! Uncle only has sent me. For what? Ask him like that. That is.. He told me to bring the
left over of your wine bottle.. ..-from the fridge upstairs
without your knowIedge. -Oh gosh! -I came. But I got caught.
-You fool! Uncle, he means you. Sir! -You mad!
-Sir..! It was not wrong that you want to booze. -But you booze with
your own money. -Sir..! Your kin is smarter than you. Henceforth you do what he says. -Ok, sir!
-Go! Oh gosh! Head! -Did you fry it?
-Not yet. -Will you fry it tomorrow?
-Definitely! -if you fry it, the head is for me.
-Ok! Dear! Why does he want judge’s head? He has talked about the fish! You damn! On my god! Grandma don’t cry. You have killed him and
made him a dead body.. ..-and you are developing your
body here. -You useIess fellow.. -Wait, madam! -Come out,
see what am I going to do to you. -Madam!
-Your kin has killed cruelly. Oh gosh! I didn’t know anything. Madam, you super star! -I have no connection in this.
Please don’t put me in troubIe. -Get lost! Madam, he is running good.
Then why are you crying? Why should I cry for him? -Then, for what?
-Dog, man. I am a dog!
I am a dog for you madam. Demon! You didn’t see the dog.
Look there! Is it that dog? He won’t kill the dog Iike this. I was doing yoga upstairs.. He onIy kept milk to the dog. -It has died off after an hour.
-Oops! It is not dead. It is sleeping after drinking the miIk. Look, it is breathing. Didn’t I tell that he is a good man?
Look, it is waking up. That is nothing.. It was barking the whole night.. That’s why I poured
some spicy miIk. -For that too..? -Spicy milk?
What does it mean? The milk with pepper and cumin,
which is good for the throat. Very good. -You wiIl be prosperous.
-It’s ok! I wonder whether
he wilI stay here or not. -You have to stay here.
-Ok! -Only then the house
will be safe. -Ok! He has befriended them somehow. Will he finish me before the judge? Excuse me. A small question. There was a reason when
you gave me spicy milk. Today, why did you give
spicy milk to the dog? My gun got stuck with it. It barked when I tried
to take out the gun. I have made it a fool like you. What happened? Why are you running
as if an earthquake has come? We have to hide these
in a secret place. -For what?
-That foreign spook has returned. It’ll eat everything
without leaving anything. Has the foreign spook returned? Chamanlal! You’ve Iearnt to sing very
welI after returning from abroad. My name is Preman, not Chamanlal Why that name Preman (maan-deer)?
Is it a kind of deer? I picked IIaya from Ilayaraja
and maan from Rahman. And joined together as Preman. Dear! There is no use
changing your name. I also joined with you, didn’t I?
Change your tune. Why did you laugh? The tune is not good in your song. -The tune? Who are you?
-Dear! He is my kin. -What kin, dear?
-Dear! He is my assistant. He is a cook.
What does he know about the tune? You say a single word
that you don’t like him. I’ll send him out the moment. -I don’t Iike.
-He doesn’t like you.. You start. -Why?
-I don’t Iike his laughing. -What is this?
-Are you talking about the tune? Are you telling me about the music? Do you know what this is?
it’s a guitar. Hold it You sing a song.
Let me hear it. -Dear! You also join in the list.
-I don’t bother about the list. if he doesn’t sing now, I’Il tell
the judge and make him get out. it’s not possible to stop
your iIl- fortune. -What ill-fortune?.. -I meant to say
that he is going to sing. Come what may, ask him to sing.
Else he will get out. -Why are they alI running?
-Judge uncle has come. -Who is it?
-It is me uncle. -Get up -When did you return from abroad?
-Today morning. Why did you fall at my feet. in law? It is only for this
relationship to happen. Whatever the people in this house say
you’ll be the groom for my Tara. -Thank you uncle.
-Come. What happened you, Tara? -How can she bear such a shocking news?
-Oh gosh What are you trying to
connect using the wire? Not to connect but to disconnect! To disconnect?
I don’t get anything. -Take that.
-Which one? -That one. Take it. -Take that timer.
-Timer.. Is it this one? Why?
To set alarm? I am here for you as the alarm.
Why do you need this? Will you sIeep till 8.30? Don’t you know that judge wiIl go
to DarjeeIing at seven in the morning? That’s why they’ve said that
the vehicle has come. I am setting up the time bomb
to be planted under the vehicle. Bomb? Is it not shooting
only your profession? My profession is killing people. -It is not a matter how to kilI.
-It is a fair talk. Why did you wear gloves
on your hands as if for an operation? My fingerprints wilI be seen. You are a brilliant person. I was heIping you with the things.
Won’t my fingerprints be seen? Shouldn’t they know
who planted the bomb? Get up and follow me. So you’re going to pIace the bomb,
and the blame would faIl on me? Oh gosh!
I would have slept.. But I myseIf have come
and got into this mess. I am waiting here for haif an hour -HaIf an hour ovr?
-What are you blabbering alone? -Why do you calI me?
-Come. I’ll go under the vehicle. You follow me and give a signal
if anyone comes there. I’ll kilI you,
if you mess it up. You go dear! -Gosh! Why are you coming back?
-Move aside. From there.. Oh wow! He is jumping worse than like a monkey. if the monkey sees it,
it’ll commit suicide. it’s ok, I’ll go and spy Sir! He is planting the bomb
under the vehicle. He has started the work. By blaming me,
he is pIanting the bomb. Don’t know how many people
will die along with the judge? -Are you weeing here?
-When did I wee? if he comes, telI him
that you didn’t see me. -To whom?
-To that fooI Preman -I’ll hide somewhere.
-Where wilI you hide? I’ll go and hide under the bus Oh gosh! This lunatic is going
to hide there. What are you doing here? He’ll come and hit in my mouth
that I’ve sent her there Judge is going tomorrow. They said that
he wanted mutton Ieg soup. My uncle doesn’t know
to prepare that. He is torturing me to prepare it. He doesn’t Ieave me even if I teIl him that
I am wearing gloves to my injured hands So I ran outside and saw this. I hid under this and got caught by you. -You don’t worry.
I’ll save you. Ok? -Ok. It has been a long time.
What are they doing inside? Who is it?
Is it you? -Has she come?
-Who is it? My would-be Tara. Yes, she came.
No, she hasn’t come. Did she come or not? -She came.
-Then where has she gone? By going straight,
she went that way. Why did she go that way
after going straight? Don’t know what troubIe she has,
she went that way. -She should have gone straight.
-She didn’t go. Hello. Hello baby. What man? -Why haven’t you yeIled yet?
-Why should I yell? -Is there no one inside?
-No one is there. -Where would he have gone?
-Whom are you looking for? I am looking for my kin. it’s ok, I’ll go and see that side. Kin! Why are you appearing in both sides? -You also appear on both sides.
-I’ve come around the bus. I came by rolIing -With whom are you taIking?
-I am taIking to myseIf. Who is it? -As usual?
-Is it you? -Have you seen that rascal when
you were Iooking for her? -Which rascal? That rascaI and idiot of my kin
who is torturing me. You are looking for your kin. -But I am looking for my wouId-be.
-Why are you Iooking for her? To show my intelligence. You idiot, rascal! Isn’t there any time
to show your intelligence? -Who are you scolding?
-I am scolding my kin. Have you heard that
how your uncIe is scolding you? it’s ok. StiIl he is my uncle. I composed a duet song and
I wanted to play to her.. -But she is escaping from me.
-It’s ok. Leave today and
show it her tomorrow. -Leave her but you must hear it.
-Oh gosh. -What sound is this?
-Oh gosh! Judge uncIe! They are aIerted.
Dear! -Hey!
-What? Where were you doing for so Iong? -I was inside.
-What were you doing? -I was setting up.
-Which one? -The bomb
-Did you set it up? At which gap you did it? You idiot, rascal!
Why do you bother about it? See tomorrow that
who is going to be kiIled. Shall we go?
Come. He has set it up. I’ll watch the blast tomorrow
from a long distance. Gosh! Everyone is going to die. Why do you get scared now? -it’s going to blast at 8.30 only.
-The time is not important. How many peopIe
wouId die is important! Come and see that queue. Look there! Every member of this house
is getting inside the bus. -What sin did they do?
-Give the seat to him. See! You’ve become sad
after seeing them aIl You were looking sad but
you brightened up suddenIy. See, the Judge! Are you feeling happy
that he is going to get inside? Entire family is going there It is his fate that he wants
to die aIong with his family. -How can you be so cooI
at such an atrocious matter? -Get in. Do you want to bring this
to DarjeeIing to play there? -Yes. -Gosh! We’ll feel our heads
wouId explode after hearing that Wherever I go, my life and
death are with these only. It is said that everything will
become known before death. It is known to all the peopIe. Where is Banerji?
He is not seen. -Why are they searching me?
-He is here, grandma. Are you pIanning to kill me?
It won’t happen. I am not here. Oh gosh!
I have shown up myseIf. Grandma! I’lI bring him. See, I won’t come. -Oh gosh! Leave me.
-Be silent. You took everything, isn’t it? Grandma! Didn’t you calI him
to take him with you? Banerji! You too come with us. Didn’t you caIl me to take with you? Is it your pIan? She calIed you to ask if
you’ve packed the spices correctly? -Did you pack it up?
-I did it. You could have told it when I was there. Do you want me to
ask by calling here? -What dear?
-Catch him. -Oh gosh! Madam is calling you. You are always with us.
Come, let’s go together. How can we always
go everywhere together? There will be someone for cooking.
We need a person to serve that. -No chance.
-The food wilI be delicious. -Everything goes non sync.
-Get into the vehicle. -Sir! I haven’t packed my luggage yet.
-I already have packed it. Were you packing my dresses? -No, your dresses only are there
-Why do you make such a big plan? -Sir! It is burning.
-What? Inside milk, no butter milk,
no murder, no. . .oven! After finishing everything
I’ll reach by a bus or a lorry. -You go sir.
-Your kin will take care of that. -He is more brilIiant than you
-I know that. -Go and return happiIy.
-No return. -Don’t cry. PoIice! if I leave it,
I won’t get another chance. Sorry sir, I am late. There was an accident on the way. No problem. They have made
all arrangements correctly. You would have gone,
if I had come a Iittle Iate. -Now too.
-Why are you standing here? -Go inside.
-Thank God! He asked you to go inside the bus. Are you also going with them? You are there now too.. -I forgot water can.
Go, bring it. -I’lI bring it. Security! Come here. Have you checked the vehicle thoroughly? I’ve checked the vehicle
thoroughly in the morning. Sir, your bus is ready.
Have a safe journey. What? -He is the commissioner.
-I know. That’s why I am calling him. Sir, come here. Hey what? Where do you caIl me alone? I am in a criticaI position. Neither I can disclose
nor I can hide it. Don’t hide.
Disclose it. I’ll tell it.
Let’s keep it between us. Don’t telI anyone what I told you.
Here is.. Bajrangbali! It is very heavy. You started to tell something.
Why did you stop in the middle? Did I tell something..?
I should change the topic.. Sir! I feel very hungry.
Give me 10 rupees. Fie! He is spitting on my hands. How dare you call a
commissioner for this? -Leave it. -You’re calling me
like calling a girl. -You are our man, isn’t it?
-Take it. I’ll slap you. Go. Pray to God that the vehicle
shouId reach safely. Hey Lord Govind! It is a good omen to start. Is the time 8.30?
It has bIasted. They are cIapping their hands
after it gets blasted! They are showing movies
where bombs explode. Why don’t you pIay a devotional movie? Are we going on a pilgrimage
to play a devotional movie? -Keep quiet and come.
-This glutton is not hearing my words. God! You’ve made the man
who planted the bomb to remove it. You are so kind. Stop the vehicle.
They are asking to stop the vehicle. PoIice officer asks us
to stop the vehicle. -Stop the TV.
-Thank god! -Come in.
-What commissioner? -Why did you ask to stop the vehicle?
-Because of this Iunatic Banerji. -Is it me?
-His buddy Bajrang has told it. He onIy planted that. You forgot the muffler in the house.
Was it you or him? -Muffler?
-You are always with them. Aren’t you suppose to
remind them about it? Haven’t you come to take out
which has been kept? -What has been kept?
-That is.. -You come here.
-Bajrangbali! It is ready. Fine, what was kept?
Tell me, what was kept? I asked you if you have
got the things that I forgot -I’ve brought it.
-You go man. -Take this grandma.
-Thank you very much. -It’s ok.
-It is a very cold place. Without these I would’ve got finished. Anyhow it is going to happen Let your enquiry go well. All the best.
– Thank you. -He has gone.
-Uncle! Reach there safely. -Reach all of you safeIy.
-You too come with us. Yes, caIl him too.
He’ll be helpful to us. Come, let’s go together. Gosh! There are many
things pending at home. Forget about aIl that.
You come with us. You haven’t seen Darjeeling,
have you? Come. I’ll go alone to Darjeeling.
There is no place for me. I’ll give you my place.
You come. You tell him.
Then onIy he’ll come. Yes, you too come with us. if you come,
it’ll be very joyful. Come. I won’t come.
Leave me. -Sir! He’ll listen to you only.
-Hey, go inside. -See! Sir asked you to come.
-Ok. -Come. -Let’s go together.
-Leave my hand. What is this?
Has your fear gone? Why should I fear when you are
also going to die aIong with us? There is no work for them.
They are watching matching scenes only. Look dear! Nothing has happened now. -I give you a last chance.
-To me? You! if you want to be alive,
scream and stop the bus. ..remove the bomb which is
under the bus and run away. -I don’t worry about my life.
-Then? I want his life only. What is the time now? -It is 8.30.
-8.30? What is this? It is very foggy as seen in the movies Have I reached the heaven? Who are they?
Is it our gang? Even in heaven they are
roaming as same pairs. Who is she?
It is our madam. She is roaming with
the makeup here too! Who is it? It is him. Someone give a chance
to him at least here How are you uncIe? I am still Iying down. I’ve tried very much to save you. We thought that you are unconscious.. ..but finally you’ve gone mad. What are you blabbering dear? We are not blabbering but you -it’s better, that he gained
consciousness. -Unconscious? You have been
unconscious since morning. -Didn’t I die in the expIosion?
-Will anyone die in a tyre blast? Did the tyre blast off? -Isn’t it the heaven then?
-No, it is DarjeeIing. -Get up.
-Oops! Sir car has come.
Go away. Fine! What happened to the bomb? I removed the bomb
whiIe changing the tyre. Why dear? I was in the bus.
That’s why. I’ve to be alive to achieve a lot. Henceforth it won’t
get bIasted, wiIl it? No one knows when
and how it would blast. It’ll blast at the right moment. The judge is going to die in DarjeeIing! The place where we should go
is 30km far from here, sir. The Iocal police wilI support
our enquiry very much. Very good. Get up. They are tribe people
of the nearby hill. More than 20 children
were lost from their gang. We got bone skeletons
from the drainage.. ..and after enquiring, we had come to
know that those were their children. -What are they teIling?
-Wait. They are saying that
after you took the enquiry.. ..the number of missing children
has come down. What man?
Oh gosh! Don’t you feel bored? All the time you do
something to kilI him. This is my profession.
I’ve come for that. What is the cell phone,
pad and wires? It is a bomb can be activated
by the blue tooth. What is blue tooth? if I press four buttons
in my celI phone.. ..-this bomb wilI bIast.
-Again with a new invention. Ok, where are you
going to plant it? -You give me some idea.
-Me? Where wilI the judge stay? -Why do you ask me to co-operate?
-For some safety. Banerjee. -Who is it?
-Mov aside. -Bajrangbali! Hold it.
-What is it? -Hide this guitar somewhere.
-Ok. -We can’t bear his torture
-Ok. It should be hidden away from him. -No -Come, let’s go.
-I have to throw it into the water. -Hey Bajrangbali!
-Oh! She is calIing.. -What madam? See! Whether the signaI is coming
or not in your cell phone. Wait! I’Il see.
Hold it. Don’t telI her
that the signaI is coming. Yes, it is coming this side. -I’ll telI you a number.
Dial it and give me. -Ok. 9900197072
– Okay. Be careful.
Don’t press this number. It is ringing. Hello. Who is it talking? After completing the talk, if she
presses the number which you’ve set up.. ..-won’t it be blasted?
-Follow me at 10 feet distance. -Why? -I’ve to escape.
-Oh gosh! -Tara! Have you seen my guitar?
-Yes, I have. -Where?
-In Kolkata. I am asking the one
which I brought to Darjeeling. I don’t know. -Throw it.
-Ok, I’ll do. -Throw it into this.
-Into this? it’s better if it leaves from me.
Go. He is taking too much of a risk. Good place. -Everybody come here.
-Come. Come fast. There is a marriage in their place.
They are inviting us -We shall go there with them.
-With them..? It will be boring, uncle.
We won’t come. PIease. They are calling us with affection.
We must go there. I’ll join you after finishing my enquiry. We’lI have our lunch there. Greetings sir! “Dance, dance,
my heart says come dance” “Come, come, my heart says don’t go” “Hey moon come close to me,
get in my heart through my eyes” “Hey moon come close to me,
get in my heart through my eyes” “Darling, darling,
my heart is crazy, darling” “This is a great season,
my youth is great” “You are the king,
get in my heart through eyes” “You are the king,
get in my heart through eyes” “We all are happy and dancing” “Come with me, join us” “Let’s create a world of dreams” “The whole body is dancing,
the heart is excited” “The melody is playing” “Come lets dance” “My body and mind is intoxicated
by this nature” “Weather is also wonderful” “Darling, darling,
my heart is crazy, darling” “This is a great season,
my youth is great” “Things come and go,
my heart is restless.” “I can’t find peace” “I will go crazy for you and
do everything for you” “You come wherever I go” “I just see your face” “My body and mind is intoxicated
by this nature” “Weather is also wonderful” “Dance, dance,
my heart says come dance” “Come, come, my heart says don’t go” Gosh! I don’t know how
they are going to enquire me. My totaI body is shuddering Are you mad? What nephew! Where are you going? Uncle! I don’t know when
wouId bombs bIast anywhere. Out of fear there is an
uneasy feeling in my stomach! I couldn’t have food since morning. It is going out unIimited. Whatever I eat,
it doesn’t stay in my stomach. I hear new ring tones When I caIl the doctor,
he is not reachable. -Bajrangbali..!
-I’ll Ieave uncle. -Thank God. -What?
-I said to be good. Sorry madam. -We can’t send him out untiI
the enquiry is finished. -Why? It is found that
the bomb was in his guitar. Then, wilI you arrest the engine driver
if a bomb gets bIasted in the train? How can you talk so wisely? It comes automaticalIy out of fear.
Leave it uncIe. They have reached! How is he related to you? He is related to me
through my sister. He is going to be the
son-in-law to this house. -It is out of gratitude.
-What gratitude? We did a sin to his family. It is him. What do you think of yourself? He’ll believe if it gets missed once. You are doing it as a routine business. Hello. Answer me. What should I teIl the one
who had paid us? Tell me. -Why don’t you answer me?
-Give me the phone. -You talk.
-Ok. Ok, cool. When wilI you come here? Dad! Someone else had called,
but you’ve revealed everything. What are you doing here, madam? -Who are you?
-Bajrang -With whom did you speak last?
-A good question With you only. -With whom did you speak last
over phone? -That’s it I spoke to my village friends. I had borrowed some money from them. Often they call me and ask me
whether I would settle it or not. Leave that. You only kept
the guitar in the car. I saw it for sure. The bomb was in that.
What is your expIanation to that? Madam! You only gave me the guitar
and asked me to hide it. I hid it in the car. Who knows whether a bomb
or a snake was in that? I may think that you would have given me
the guitar with the bomb. But you are not like that.
I said it for fun StiIl I have my doubts. I’ll give this phone to the commissioner
and tell him what happened.. I’ll ask him to enquire Wait a minute madam. I don’t worry if you go to the poIice. Before that I want to
teIl you something. What? Tell me. It is a secret.
Not here. Someone may come here. You wait at the terrace.
I wiIl.. It is your wish. Ok, I’Il wait there.
Come soon. I’ll come. What are you going
to telI her at the terrace? -Not to telI.
-Then what? I am going to kiIl her. She too?
You.. Why should you kiIl her?
What sin did she do? She suspects me. Even if you kill her,
won’t the poIice suspect you? She is going to commit suicide. Why should she commit suicide? The police has found out
what she has done. -What have they found out?
-Planting the bomb in the guitar. Why should she plant
the bomb in the guitar? -To kill the judge.
-Why should she kill the judge? To cIose the file of CBI case -Why should she cIose the file?
-She took money from the opponent. -Why should she take money?
-To go and settle abroad with her lover -Oh gosh! How much is the amount?
-3 crore rupees. -Where is that money?
-We have to ask her lover. -Where is her lovr?
-CBI shouId find it out. Why CBI.. why do you start
again from the beginning? I didn’t feel giddy while
climbing the staircase. -But I feeI very giddy hearing
your story. -That is you. How can you cook up things
before reaching the terrace? That is me. I feeI scared at seeing you. Not here..
Come there. Let it be anything.
Tell here. Fast There..
Come inside. -Who are they?
-It is my family photo. It was taken when we were young. -This is? -It is Raghav
who ran away in childhood. Why? I am that Raghav. -Are you Raghav?
-Yes. It is me! Think weIl. How can I kiIl my own father? Think over it and inform the police. Dear! Are you our judge’s son? Just for fun. Look! How stylishly he is sitting
and watching the scene! Being my associate, does he bother
about me when I am tying a big stone? Why should I ask? Did you hear it? How do you hear it
what I think in my mind? Fine! Tell me why
I am tying the stone. After you jump into the water.. ..you shouIdn’t swim and reach
the shore changing your mind That’s why you are tying that. Even a small child knows that. You are a killer, aren’t you?
You won’t worry about me. Someone is talking in TamiI.
Who is it talking in TamiI? -It is me. So what?
-Are you a Hindi? -Yes. -You’Il live a long Iife.
-Damn it. if I have a long life,
why shouId I tie this stone? What do you want now? I want to know where
the Howrah bridge is. He is starting same as I started. Why are you asking that? My kin asked me to come there Don’t make me kilI you.
Go away. You seem to be very hot.
Come, let’s have a cup of tea. Oh gosh! This too is the same way. I don’t drink tea normaIly. What about the milk of spices? He is coming to hit me. Are you too torturing me? Why is he untying the rope? He is got scared. By using this, I’Il make you to cry. Don’t remov it.
Look here! Even if you remove it,
I won’t change my mind. I’ll commit suicide definitely Why do you take a hasty decision? Instead of dying slow,
it’s better to die right away. -Cool down!
-What cool down? You told her that you are
that Raghav and winked at me.. -What does it mean?
-It means that I am not Raghav. Then how did you show her
the photo of Raghav so correctly? One day that grand ma
was crying with the photo. I asked her what the matter was. She said that she was crying
thinking of her grandson who ran away. -And she showed me his photo
-Ok. That moment the judge
entered in. She gave me the photo
and asked me to hide it. -I took and hid it at the terrace
-Ok. When I tried to kiIl that Tara,
she turned and saw me. I showed her that photo
and managed by telling I am Raghav Lord Bajrangbali! You’ve scared me by
teIling Bajrangbali name.. ..and toId me that
you are going to kilI the judge. -Did you kilI him?
-Leave it. -I’ll do it today.
-Really? -Yes. -Promise? -You buffalo!
Both are same if you don’t kill him today,
I’ll kilI him, definitely. -Ok, it’s your wish.
-Why should I kiIl him? By chatting with him,
my brain became his friend. I said for fun. -Don’t teIl it to anyone.
-No, I won’t tell it. -But everything has been recorded.
-Where? -Look there! -Why is it standing
like a man? It is standing with
the help of my chewing gum. You are doing everything with a reason. -Get up. I’ve to commit suicide..
-Leave the hand. -I am tying it, isn’t it?
-Are you tying it? -Haven’t you untied it so far?
-Why should I untie? if it gets losse
you might swim and escape. That’s why I am tying it hard. Do you have any sympathy or not? Why is it bIocking me?
When did you do it? I tied your Iegs
when I was tying the stone. Be fast. if I fall down,
definiteIy I won’t be alive. Where is he?
He is not to be seen. What are you doing?
Why do you lift me up? Lay me down. Oh gosh! I feel scared. -Oh god! It seems too long.
Save me. -Is it so? -Go man.
-Oh god! I just said for fun
that I am going to commit suicide. Dear ladies and gentleman! Come and give your alms.
Look! A person is hanging
on rope for his Iivelihood. It is not a trick or a magic. Come and see.
Give your alms. That is also.. Watch out.
There are steps.. -Oh gosh!
-Why do you walk like this? No dear, I sIipped and fell down Have you got hurt(silIara) badly? How do they know? -Do you know how he got it?
-How? No uncle, if they watch
what I shoot in the cell phone.. ..they will enjoy it.
-Show us. -Oh gosh! if they see in it, they’ll come to
know everything. Go and get it. I’ll do whatever you say. Swear on Bajrangbali. I promise on both the Bajrang! Oh! Don’t see that. It was taken when my uncle was bathing. No problem, we’Il see. Tell them I was naked in that -He was naked in that.
-Disgusting! Give me.
I’ll see that. Haven’t you seen a man before? I have seen a man bathing,
but I didn’t see you bathing. Why do you see that in this? Come aside. I’lI show you live. No. After that I could neither sleep
nor play music. if you pIay music, can you
become Anu Malik in one day? Get lost! Raghav, Raghav! -I am calling you only.
-Me. -Why do you show respect to me?
-Ok. In our childhood, we used to bet
when we pIayed marbles.. Do you remember that? Yes, how can I forget it? I came running to kiss you
when you won the game.. Even if I think it now.. ..I feel something.. Banerjee. I am coming sir.
Sir! -Who hung this photo here?
-I don’t know sir. Tell me. Don’t you know that? -if you don’t tell who hung
it there.. -It is me. Why did you do it? To see if you are angry with him. How can it be?
I can’t forget it in my Iife! Don’t you know that he is a killer? -Don’t you allow him to be with you at alI?
-What does it mean? -if he comes all of sudden?
-I’ll kilI him. I’ll shoot and kill him
with my own hands. KilIing has become
very simple, in this house. What are you doing? I am collecting glass pieces ChiIdren shouldn’t get hurt. That’s why I’ve coIlected
it to put into dustbin. Correct. Put the gIass into dustbin
and burn this photo. Why did you do that? He is Raghav, grandma. When I was seeing him at first,
I feIt that I have seen him somewhere. You know me very well, right? Don’t get angry Rakka keeps in touch with me daiIy. That judge has a long life.
He is escaping always. But your life is a short one.
Is it ok? -Sir! You don’t know about him.
-Yes, you don’t He will finish the target
he takes up. In how many days? -He asked you ten days
which hasn’t finished yet. -Yes. But that judge has finished the enquiry. if he submit it in 2 days,
I’ll be finished. Idiot. John, John Rakka always will be with
a perfect pIan in his action. That’s why he changes his getup, makes
a drama and kilI the person silently Believe me. Your target
will be finished in 2 days. What if he doesn’t kilI him..? Then I my self wiIl kill that judge. Otherwise.. Only two days. Take this Sweet. -Take it
-Please take it. -Eat it. Kin! it’s enough, eating.
Stop it. You might get stomach ache. -Turn this side.
-What madam? Oh gosh! Why did you hit me now? Because you called him
as your brother-in-law. The person who is going
to marry the sister.. ..is caIled as
brother-in-Iaw in our place. -Why does he marry your sister?
-Then who eIse? He’ll marry my granddaughter. So you are doing everything as planned. Whatever it is. You shouldn’t have hit my uncIe any way. -What is this for? -Without his heIp
I couldn’t come to this house. Hey Banerjee! You know us for 15 years. Leaving at that time,
why did you bring him to Calcutta? -He only said..
-What is that? You said to me that you can bring me
here if my father’s fury gets reduced. Didn’t you say? To join me in this family
he became a servant here. Uncle feels hard that
nothing has happened so far. Pardon us. Why is he doing alI this? We thought you were a fool.
But we didn’t know you are intelIigent. Thank you so much. Ok,your Hindi seems
to be strange today. -How is that?
-He was caught by her. This is the Hindi, Iearned at your age. That is the one Iearned
in uncle’s pIace. You should have given up in the middle. Very good. Run, run. One minute. An important matter.
We only shouId know that he is Raghav. if it is known to Preman or my son..! -You wiIl kill us.
-Yes! -I know Go off. -Hey! -Who is it?
-It is you! All here mistook you as inteIligent. You have to maintain that. -What?
-Ok boss! -Take away these pIates from here.
-I’ll do that. He seems to be haughty. -Benarjee!
-I am coming sir. I feeI as if I have been rounded up. Everyone is showing affection
on Rakka as judge’s son. I don’t understand anything. There is only 2 days’ time! if no, we have to do it ourselves. Not onIy the judge, but Rakka too. Okay sir. He should not play
any instrument any more here. -Give me your idea.
-There is an idea. -Is there? Hello.
– Mr. Preman. I’m the one who tried to kill the judge
by pIanting the bomb in the guitar. Sorry! They have doubted
you unnecessarily. You idiots! He is telling the truth But this whole famiIy is
enjoying it without believing. Why should I get caught? I am very clever. Don’t touch the piano
as you are interested in music. -Why? -Because I’ve planted
the bomb in the piano this time. What? Yes! If you stop playing the piano.. ..you will be bIasted into pieces -if I keep on playing it?
-It won’t explode. -But how long will you pIay it?
-That’s right. if the truth comes out,
you won’t be alive the next moment. I’ve started playing the piano. So, your death is in your hands. Stop it. I feel as if
my head wiIl get shattered. I’ll break, if I stop playing. It Iooks like as
if you wilI break now itseIf. It is not that bomb.
if I take the hands off.. . No. I’ll die if I tell it. I don’t Iike just music. I want audio and video. Audio and video are there, madam. -I want to see a nice stage show.
-Look Now! Superb. Ok! Where is the king and the queen? I just know to give ideas not acting!
Leave me off. Why do you need a makeup? You are going to just sit
and watch the show! StiIl you have to watch it showy! -Is the lipstick bought in Rajendra’s time?
-Yes. He is gone, but you stiIl
do it Iike whitewashing it. -What did you say? -No, madam. I was
thinking what to do when the show is on? Do something. You idiot. Samprani(Incense)! Get ready soon.
The stage is ready. Hey! I’lI do it myself. -Is it how you wiIl do it?
-It looks superb! Hey! Take the cloth. “I have come to take away your sleep” “I have come to settle in your heart” “I have come to please you” “This is magical” “Mona Lisa, you are in my heart” “I love you, Mona Lisa” “Your charisma is everywhere” “This is magical” “This is magical” “My eyes are lost” “They always dream about you” “Our paths have met” “Hold me in your arms, I love you” “This is a area of love” “We will live like this forever” “The moments have stopped” “The land and sky has also stopped” “I have come to take away your sleep” “I have come to settle in your heart” “I have come to please you” “This is magical” “This is magical” “All the seasons will change” “But we will not change,
don’t leave me” “Slowly slowly,
we will make our love story” “We both are crazy,
you are king, I am the queen” “How much I can see…” “I just see you, darling” “My heart is losing control” “I don’t know where
does it want to go” “Mona Lisa, you are in my heart” “I love you, Mona Lisa” “Your charisma is everywhere” “This is magical” “This is magical” “This is magical” All of you, rush out.
Run..! -Wait man!
-Oh gosh! It has started to work. StiIl, why are you looking?
Get ready. -Come dear! -Oh gosh!
What happened to him? Hello. it’s all just dream.
Oops! Crazy.. Henceforth I should not play
anything in this house. Now, what are you doing?
Is it this? -What?
-Why do you look awfully? Henceforth, I wouIdn’t get
scared by the bomb and pistol. You wouldn’t shoot judge. Why should I get scared unnecessarily? -I am very bored.
Go man! -UncIe! You keep imagining things. -I’ll finish of the judge in a day.
it’s a promise. -Look it. You definitely are going
to finish him, isn’t it? Take this miIk!
He is in his room. Go and shoot him in his forehead
and pour the milk in his mouth. I wiIl come after they aIl come.
What? I would get scared
when he threaten me usuaIly. But today he has become worried
when I scolded him. So, I have to threaten him
like this from today. Oh gosh! He didn’t get scared. He is a terrorist. What I have guessed is wrong. Shit! It shouldn’t fall on him. You have to shoot around him. It is an intelligent game.
Lot of prizes are there. I wiIl go and bring that. if anyone’s Iight goes off,
they become out. What are you doing?
In this time? Go to your bed and sleep. -Switch off the light.
-It is not your work. -Come out!
-You couIdn’t able to do that. I wiIl finish him.
Watch it. -I am teIling you don’t do that.
-I will.. -What? -If you send
your man to kill him again.. ..I wouId finish your man. You won’t finish him. Won’t you alIow us to finish him? Have you forgotten about
the crores you received? I didn’t get that. Have you separated us? Ok, you didn’t get that.
Then, get off. We wilI finish him. I won’t aIlow you to do that. To whom are you talking? Have you forgotten that
you are talking to dad? You are alive
as I had that in my mind. Why are you talking about
father to him? He has kilIed his own father. – He would speak Iike that.
-No! I am still talking because
no one should kill my father. “Bring me back those pages” Is he your father? Very good. Now, I am telIing.
I am teIling you, this finally. Get out from this business. I too am teIling to you. Get out from this business.
It is good for aIl. Advice!
Have you reformed? They will finish us, the next moment,
if we are reformed. -That is the specialty of this business.
-I know! -I know about this business
very well than you. -For that..? Do you want
my father to die now itself? What are you watching?
Finish him. KilI me. I deserve the punishment
for bringing you up, right? First, Kill me.
KilI me. Are you wondering
if I am your dad or guardian? No! I wonder if you are
a good or a bad person. Your dad is good. You too are good.
But, I am bad. ..very bad?
Keep it in your mind. Stop man! Now, I am telIing.
Not onIy that judge.. if I wouldn’t finish you both with in
two days, I am not Ibrahim Suleman. Are you going to change your name? It is easy for you. Happy birthday to you. Don’t mistake me.
They didn’t listen to me. We all came to enjoy our holidays. Why do you think about the past? Your mother has died
in your birth date.. How Iong wiIl you cry
thinking about that? Yes, aunty.. How can we be happy,
if you are sad? Please come and cut the cake aunty. I have brought you Boost.
Get up! It became a habit.. . Raghav. Did anyone see Raghav? -As usual, we don’t know.
– Get lost, you talk active. -Eat and write dear.
-Go dad! I have a lot of homework. Raghav. -Where has he gone?
-Why are you searching Raghav? Your daughter is crying.
Come and ask her. -He will take care of her.
-Oh gosh! -SlowIy.. Don’t make it empty.
Raghav likes Vadai(Snacks), isn’t it? Already he has finished eating. Did he? When? -..in the
morning and he went out. -Where? He told that he has to go
for an important subject. Important subject? -Is it the first or second marble?
-First one. -I have won.
-His dad! Run.. -Dad, don’t hit me. -How dare you
play marbles in the sIum place? -I won’t go dad.
-To pIay by betting. -Brother, hit me. -You don’t know what he did?
He has played in the slum.. -I know! I have only sent him. Why are you asking?
What’s wrong in that? I’ve sent him out. If he stays home,
he won’t know the world. What’s wrong
if he played marbles? He will get the gold medal in Olympics,
who hits correct. What brother?
Oh gosh! Dear, show it. Why have you hit him like this? Are you a human or animal? Are you realIy a magistrate? Daily you are seeing the criminals. That’s why your son too looks
like a criminal to you. Don’t stand before him.
Come. He didn’t know about your merits. Brother, you might be a magistrate.
But, listen to what I say. All the children are good
when they are born. When they are growing up it is in our
hand to change them as good or bad. Understood? You always think
about the court and case onIy. Only for two days in a month
just think about him.. ..he will be reformed and
you too get a change. Come let’s go. Don’t cry Maha.
Don’t cry. Listen to me.
I feeI sad.. -Don’t cry!
-We are with you. Why are you crying? He won’t come to schooI from tomorrow. His dad was arrested
in the bomb bIast case.. Tomorrow is the judgment. Definitely, he will get
life term or hang to death. So his mother Ieaves this
place with him tomorrow. Are you crying,
that you are going to miss us? Do you know how good is my dad? How can I be without him? Do you know how much
affectionate is he with me? -Really, Is he a good man?
-Yes! Don’t cry!
I have missed my mother. At least, let your mother be happy. Don’t worry. Nothing will happen to your dad.
I am with you. What is the use of that
as you are my mom? I am onIy six years old.
But I am eating myself. You are feeding him
who is a 10 years oId guy. What to do? He will eat only
if I feed him. He became like this. Are you my mother or his mother? -For both of you.
-Look! grandma. You have mother..
But he didn’t have mother. Pitiful, his dad is here but
he isn’t affectionate with him. -Isn’t it? Daily, you are
teIling this. -Eat! It’s okay. What?
The time is 7:30.. Don’t you go to school?
Eat fast! What is this?
Curry is very salty. What have you cooked?
You damn! I have cooked well. -Everyone is eating.
-Am I Iying then? -Yes!
-What dear? I have tasted it and telling. I have only put the salt in the curry. But, punishment is for him! What a judge you are? -What do you want?
-I will telI you. Someone has set the bomb
and someone has dead. You’ve arrested that person.. ..with explosives, and punished him!
What atrocity! Whom are you teIling about? Shankar Parmar, whom you are going
to telI the judgment. Shankar Parmar’s son is his cIassmate. He couldn’t able to see
him crying. Poor thing. Collector, lawyer, and police man’s sons
are studying in the same school. -But Shankar Parmar’s son is friend
for you, isn’t it? -Stop man! -He is motherless.
Don’t hit him. -Look! Yet, you are not completed
even 10 years. Are you teaching me
how to write the judgment.. ..who have enquired
about the case for these months? Fine! What is your rank in this term? I have asked him.
What rank? 5th. So, 4 intelligent students are
better off than you in your class. You should mingle
only with them. Else, I wiIl peel off your skin. Why are you looking here? Go. -Aunty!
-Ok, leave it! Don’t cry, dear. -if Anu ask, teIl that
I have gone to court. -Ok, sir! -Sir, I will take it.
-It’s ok! I will take it. Hello, Justice Ashthana here. Dad, save me! Someone has kidnapped me. What are you saying?
Didn’t you go to schooI? When I was going to school
in the rickshaw.. Sir, don’t beat me.
It is painfuI sir. No! I am not taIking with poIice.
I am taIking with my dad. No, sir! it’s painful. -What are you saying?
-You judge! Who are you? Don’t you have affection for your son? Don’t say Iike that.
He is my only son. He is my souI. if you want your son, change
the judgment of Shankar Parmar. if he gets released,
your son too wilI be reIeased. What? Understand? Definitely, I wilI do that. My son is important for me. You have done a fantastic job. You are acting welI. You could act in films. We wilI see it Iater.. Oh gosh! Police..
Come let’s go! CHILDREN REFORMATORY SCHOOL.
Madurai! Hey boys don’t look others.
Do your duty. Look, madam! The parole time
is only 24 hours. He will come with you. Go decently and come. Ok? Pack this. -This is 25 rupees.
-I will give you. Pack it. Shall we go to my friend
Maha’s house, on the way? Ok, come! Sister, your son is coming. PoIice too is coming with your son. -Pack it fast.
-Bring down the shutter. Look mom, who has come. Dear!
My darling. Come! You went to jail for us in this age. I wiIl think, that I have done that
for my mother. I wiIl be back soon. You wilI be back soon. But it wilI take
14 years for my father to come home. -That’s why my mom is worrying.
-You keep quiet. You come dear and sit. Dear, how is your father? Nothing to him, he will be fine. Aunty, it’s getting late.
My aunt is waiting for me. Wait, I wiIl go and bring the saffrone
from the temple nearby. it’s getting late, aunty. if you and your aunt take that saffrone,
you both wilI be prosperous. -Wait a minute!
I wiIl be back soon. -Ok! Don’t you give anything to eat? Will you eat in our house? -Do you have butter milk?
-Yes, I have! Give it, man. It should expIode,
when they open the box. Understand? Don’t worry sister. They will
turn into pieces, when they open. -See you! -See you, madam!
-I’ll meet you after six months. Bye! Happy birthday dear, Tara. Happy birthday to you. Who is first?
From where has he come? Sorry. Many many happy returns of the day.
– Thank you. It’s okay. All of you go and eat. Hello.
– Raghav. -I am Maha speaking.
-What man? What is this bad habit? -It is not me! Dad onIy..
-Where? In the balcony. The cat is for guard, isn’t it? Go and open the gift boxes. First I will open Raghav’s gift only. Go and see. Are you smoking secretIy? Now only, my mom
has told the truth in intoxication. Don’t open that gift. -They has kept the bomb in that.
-Aunty.. Don’t open it.
Come! You sinner! I am not scared about you. -Then?
-For your brother. Wait, I wiIl calI brother.. Anu! Look! She told that she wanted
to open Raghav’s gift first.. ..but she put this down and left. Aunty.. Get up, aunty! -Look at me aunty.
-Mom.. Who wiIl take care of me,
as you have left as my mother? How can we take him
with us in this situation? -Aunty.. -Have you gone?
-We have to do our duty, isn’t it? -Aunty..
-Sorry sir! Yesterday, She has brought him
but now it became like this. I came here to take him back with us. What is this?
There is a lot of formalities.. ..and before that you want to take him. Not onIy that..
Stop! Catch him.. Constable catch him.
Don’t leave him. Catch him! I wiIl shoot you..
I wiIl shoot whoever it is.. Let me go.
Don’t come near. I wiIl shoot whoever it is.. -You sinner!
-Dad! -What have you did..
-Dad, I wilI shoot you. -Dad, no!
-You have kilIed my sister. -Dad, no!
-Don’t hit him! Shoot me! It is the only thing
you didn’t do to me. -I will shoot you dad.
-Shoot me. Kill me Dad, let me go. -Dad, I wilI shoot you. -What are you
watching? Surround him and catch. Don’t come near!
I wiIl shoot you. Dad! “Bring me back those pages
from days you lived” “All this while those ages
could let you…” Who is it? Who is it hitting
with stone at this time? Who..?
Oh my god! KOLKATA I didn’t do that with any intention. I did that unintentionalIy. Sorry, dad! You sinner, you have killed. I didn’t kiIl.. Please Ieave me. if I aIlow you to live,
you wiIl destroy my Iineage. Come let’s go! Dad..! You came from TamiI Nadu
to save my life. You look like my dad. That’s why I have saved you. Rakka, henceforth
I am your dad. I am not Rakka, I am Raghav. It is there. But, you are Rakka here.
Not onIy the name.. See how I am going to change you. You sinner! You have born
in this family and done this. Please pardon me grandmother! I don’t know what to do. You have to help me. Does anybody know this matter? They don’t know. I have informed this matter
to you at first. You are my mother, father
and everything for me. You have to save me. Within two days Preman’s
parents will come from abroad.. ..to perform your engagement. In this situation..
you have given me a shock news. -How many days..?
-3 months. Do one thing. Will you marry that Preman? if what I have chosen is wrong.. ..I will marry whoever it is,
whether maan(deer), or donkey. Fine, is he not an innocent? He has grown up in abroad. It is very usual there. -He will say okay
for everything. -Not ok.. Have you thought I am
mad enough to marry this girl? -You should be very lucky
to marry her. -Which one? She’Il come with children
as a group. Should I marry her? You should be lucky
to be the father of her child. Oh gosh! It is a very atrocious famiIy. -See you! I will go
to foreign. -Stop man! -You talked about culture.
-Then, why are you running off? Someone has composed the tune.. ..and you want me to become
the music director for that, isn’t it? It is not important
who composed it.. ..but the song shouId become hit. It is not song..
but it is atrocious. Thank you grandmother!
My grandmother is great. Who gave that superb idea
to get off Preman? That’s it.. Rakka wouldn’t have given
a cheap idea like this. Why have you asked
me to get rid off him.. Raghav! ..and whom are you going to marry? Raghav! Wait, I am coming. Did you keep everything in your mind
what I have taught you? Could I forget it? My Iife is only in that.
I cannot forget it. -Come on boys.
-Bring him to the upstairs. What wouId you say?
Tell me. There is a person called Rakka.. I wiIl tell about him,
identify in the person. He has tied me up in a room.. He has threatened my poor
uncle Banerjee with his pistol.. ..and he has disguised Iike me
and went to judge’s house. Why has he gone there?
He’ll ask me that. To finish the judge..
It is me.. Will you teIl this, wherever I ask you.
It is him.. Surely, I’ll teIl wherever you ask.
It will be my answer Where are you going to say this? I won’t spare you,
if you mess up See, how I am going to act. He is fleeing.
Look there! What is this? It was you who have
taught me how to be alert. But you have missed him. He is a fraud. Already he has stolen money
in a textile shop in Bareilly.. ..and escaped to Kolkata. if you sent him to the police
to become a approver.. ..he wouldn’t go to jail. He might have escaped
and went to Bareilly. I am teIling now too
because I have acquainted with you. Leave it.
Not onIy my dad.. Leave everything. Would it be over,
if you return the money? if you ask the money
100 times more than this.. ..I will give you to finish the judge. We have to separate Rakka
from the judge, isn’t it? There is no use sending a single
evidence to the poIice station. You have to send the whole group. -CaIl the poIice.
-PoIice? -Yes! You go to the police station
with your whole group. Tell them about you. Tell them everything. Then, where will the poIice go..?
He will come! Rakka wiIl come back to you. Finish him inside the jail. I wiIl finish the judge outside. Judge shouldn’t be aIive.. ..to submit the enquiry report tomorrow. They belong to a brutal group who kidnap ..moIest the chiIdren and then kilI them.. ..and operate their body,
take out their organs.. ..and export that to the foreign
countries and earned crores. The first criminal John Robert
is the leader of this gang. I order the government
to give death sentence for him.. ..and to the politicians, and doctors,
those who helped him. Whom are you hitting?
You are a criminaI. Why are you hitting him? Uncle! Do you know who is he? Sir, why are you hitting Raghav? He is not Raghav.
He is Rakka. Why are you hitting? Why are you shouting? -Grandma, teIl him to stop hitting.
-Why are you hitting? -Tell him to stop!
-Stop it! Don’t you hear my shouting? Sorry sir. Why are you hitting him? Why should I beat him,
if he comes wherever I ask to come? -No, sir! if you know about him..
-See, he is taIking.. Grandma, he didn’t allow him to speak.. He is hitting like this.. Take him and throw him out of here. Do you know whom you are hitting?
He is our.. I know! I know about him.
That’s why I am hitting. I am hitting the murderer
who have come to kill your son. What? Did he come to kill me? You have any evidence for that? Don’t beIieve him.
Please Iisten to me. -He is our..
-No need! Don’t beIieve me! I know you won’t
believe me if I telI you. Bring them. Hey! You.. -Tell them.
-Yes, madam. Rakka has come like
my kin to kilI the judge. He is the Bareilly groom Bajrang
who is going to marry my sister. I too played a drama with him
for these days with fear.. ..because Rakka has threatened me
that he would kill him. Somehow I have escaped from that gang. -Today morning only I came
to my uncle. -Yes, madam. We wanted to tell the truth
but, before that the police has come. Sir! Rakka didn’t do any mistakes.. Then why are you hitting him? Enough! It’s enough
what you have said. Tell the rest in the court.
Take them! We have caught Raavoothar
who has brought him up with his gang. They toId A-Z details about him. He is a professionaI killer. He beIonged to a mercenary group. We have got enough proof. Sir, shall I proceed? One minute. Who has sent you to kill me? You too are a witness for my enquiry.
Tell me! -He won’t telI.
-He too in the.. -You I know how to bring out the truth. Whether he is good or bad.. Don’t beat him here.
Take him away. Listen ACP, just arrest him
and do your duty. We wilI see the rest in the court. You know, what he wiIl do
if we send him to the court. Tell them to put the guns down.
Tell them. All put your guns down. No!
Listen to me. Don’t beat him. You are committing a crime. Uncle! -No! -Put your guns down,
else I wiIl shoot him. Go to his room, put the laptop,
pen drive in a bag and bring it. Go! Tara, don’t do it. Grandma! Tara, don’t go. Go, else I wiIl shoot him here. That sinner might kiIl him.
Go and bring it. Go! -Go, dear!
-Tara, don’t do it. No! Come! Bring it. Is everything in this,
that what I have asked? -Yes, everything is in this.
-Go! He will die. Move! Go and start the vehicle. Get inside. Fast! What are you saying? -Are you playing?
– I am not. How could I pIay with this? -Judge too?
-Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
Not onIy the laptop.. ..-and also the pen drive.
-Is it white ambassador? Yes, sir! Are you sure that no one
around you know Hindi? Yes, sir! Here, all are Bengalis. I am the only TamiI. Sorry madam. I have heard everything
and have come here. Sir, Rakka is.. Shut up. Why have you come here? I am a higher official than you.. Did you inform me? He has called to someone.. ..-and toId about the pen drive
and Iaptop. -No, sir.. Arrest him. Take him to the poIice custody
and give the treatment. Take him to the hospital. I wiIl kilI you! Go man. Really Rakka has tried
to kiIl the judge. When the judge came here, that day.. ..we chased the group
which have come to shoot the judge. Don’t move. Leave him! Go! This type of beating
is common for you, isn’t it? You’ll try to kiIl the judge, if you
get the money more than this, won’t you? I know, that you wilI finish
the judge again. Sir, he is my father. How can I kiIl him? Dad! Ok! if you are not there, they wiIl kill
the judge with someone, isn’t it? I won’t aIlow them. I won’t aIlow them to kill my father. You can’t do it! No, I can! -They are a big group,
you can’t do it. -I can..! What can you do? You have to protect him being
with him 24 hours, guarding. Can you do that? You can’t do that, can you? You can be able to do that,
if you do what I say. For that, you have to
become as approver. Why are you laughing? Not onIy for your father.. It is the chance to do good
for our whole department. Won’t you do that? I.. -I can’t!
-You can. You can able to do that. I have sent him to your house.. ..to catch the thugs and
the terrorist group. He too has acted like a slayer. Not onIy to save the judge.. I think he took also the response
to submit the enquiry findings.. ..of judge in the court. He could have gone to commissioner
office to meet me. You need not have to worry. -Go to the right.
-Don’t listen to him. Please stop near a poIice station.
Don’t be scared. -No, uncle! He wiIl kill you.
-It’s ok dear! I don’t worry, even if he kiIls me. Please Iisten to me. I do not worry about my life No, dad! I won’t aIlow you to die. Nothing will happen to you. Even if I die, I do not worry.. I have Iived one week with
our family which I have lost. That’s enough for me. This is the first time
that I am very cIose.. ..to you in my life. I want to stay with you dad. I Iove you very much, dad! You could talk. Who is it? You, take off your hand. Raghav.. Are you Raghav? Are you my son Raghav? Dad! Pour petroI and set fire. Tara. Tara. Raghav. Raghav. Raghav. Leave him Raghav. No, Raghav. Raghav! Raghav, don’t kill him. Don’t worry. No, no. No. – Dad!
Raghav! Oh god! Raghav. Get up my son. Get up! Why have you come after a long time? Is it to die before my eyes? Not onIy the judge, we have to
destroy all which is in the laptop. Time has been set in that. Oh gosh! Oh my god! Everything has Iost. Oh gosh! Raghav. We too wiIl come with you. Raghav. Raghav, run away!
Run. There is a bomb in this car. It will blast in a little time Petrol is also flowing in the ground. Dear, take out that laptop. Raghav. Take that Iaptop and run. Handover it to the police Go! -Dad!
-You can’t be abIe to save us. It is going to explode in a minute. Run! Take that Iaptop and run. Raghav, no! No! Raghav. Raghav. Come! Son! Dad! I have saved you, dad. Raghav! “Father I lost my way” “You left me alone” “Mona Lisa, you are in my heart” “I love you, Mona Lisa” “Your charisma is everywhere” “This is magical”

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Lev Parnas Sings!


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