Hashtags: #WeddingFail

Hashtags: #WeddingFail


-Now, I thought I’d share some of my favorite #WeddingFail responses from you guys. This first one is
from @cjdoran11. She says, “One of our friends
was dancing with a middle-age friend
of the family. He tied his tie around her head. When he pulled it off,
her wig came off with it.” [ Laughter and applause ] -Oops. -This one’s
from Hannah Sivongsak.
[Suh-ve-nock] Sah-ven-ock. Hannah Sah-ven-ock. [ Laughter ]
-Hannah Sah-ven-ock. -She says, “My husband
is not a drinker, but decided to do vodka shots with practically everyone
at the wedding. He needed to be brought
up to the hotel room on a luggage cart. [ Laughter and applause ]
-Oh, wow! -That’s bad. -I got a lotta baggage, baby. [ Laughter and applause ] -This one’s
from @GabiBracco. She says, “The DJ
played the wrong song for the couple’s first dance. Instead of the U2 track
they asked for, he played “I Still Haven’t
Found What I’m Looking For.” [ Laughter ] No, he has!
-No! -They found what they’re
looking for. Please shut this off. Oh, my God. This one’s from @clarac91. She says, “My black dress
ripped at a wedding and I used a black Sharpie to color in my thigh
so you couldn’t tell.” [ Laughter and applause ]
Yeah! -No, that’s called thinkin’. [ Applause continues ] -I have a feeling
that you could still tell. -Well.
[ Laughter ] -This one’s
from @AnnieHowington. She said, “Our photographer [laughing] Photoshopped Jesus
into our wedding photo.” [ Laughter and applause ]
Look at this. [ Cheering ] I mean, we’re religious,
but we didn’t witness a miracle. I mean, yeah. [ Laughter ] -Can you believe this? -Yeah. And the wedding
never ran out of wine. -No.
-It was unbelievable. [ Laughter and applause ] This one’s from @EtEs97.
[Ee-tez] She said, “We requested a bus to transport the seniors
in the family to the venue. It showed up fully loaded with a stripper pole
and disco lights.” [ Laughter and applause ] [as senior]
Alright, there! Here we go. [ Vuvuzela blows ] Here comes Alum! ♪♪ -[Chuckling]
-Next up, Metamucil! [ Laughter ] ♪♪ Ensure! [ Laughter ] ♪♪ AARP! [ Vuvuzela blows ]
♪♪ [ Laughter ]
Can’t think of another one. -I was looking over there.
-Yeah. -Try it again.
Try it again. -Yeah. Do one more. ♪♪ -Me?
-Yeah, you. Okay. Give it up for…false teeth! [ Vuvuzela blows ]
[ Laughter ] Do you have another one? I can’t think of another — -Another elderly product? -Yeah. -Ovaltine? -Geritol’s good. -Give it up for Geritol. -Oh, Geritol’s a good one.
-Geritol’s good. [ Laughter ]
♪♪ -Put your hands together for… Geritol!
[ Vuvuzela blows ] [ Cheering and applause ] Oh, the tennis balls are off! The tennis balls are off! [ Laughter ] Here comes Centrum Silver! Yeah! -This last one is
from @thebaziness. He says, “I tried to re-create
the lift from ‘Dirty Dancing.’ I cracked my wife’s rib.” [ Audience oohing ]
There you have it, those are the
“Tonight Show” hashtags. To check out more
of our favorites, go to
thetonightshow.com/hashtags.

HAchubby and Angelskimi make glass from scratch

HAchubby and Angelskimi make glass from scratch


It’s too hot Yeah it is getting really hot It’s like 90 degrees Yeah It’s 90 degrees Awww noooo So you’re gonna turn, just right there, just turn, and relax Ahhhh no no no Ah okay okay okay Just normal stance I’m normal, I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal Okay, you ready to go get some colour? Colour? Okay I’ll bring it over to you You go that way Okay Alright, here you pick your colour. Maybe you help her Oh yeah What colour do you want? Oh! I….I want…woah, wow Do you want pink? Oh pink Oh red is cute. Pink? Pink? Pink Yeah, she likes pink a lot Do you want to turn Make a bong for Hachu? Oh my god! Chat Okay, you’re going to hold it like this okay Ah ah Here There you go. Now we’re gonna roll here Wow Turn the tip There you go Oh, be careful, be careful Woo Wow, good job, good job Just a coggers? Coggers “Maybe we can make glass peepega?” No chat, you can’t You can’t make glass Yes, yes you can Everyone can come get glass Oh yeah, if you come here, you can do, you can make glass We are here every weekend Every weekend Chat is wondering, do you know how to make a bong? Errr well the bong is made with a different type of glass, this is sculptured glass Oh this is sculptured glass This is called soft glass Soft glass, got it Bong glass is called boro glass No no, come on you’re good Wait somebody in chat… Its only hot at the end ..told me to make bong, you can scroll up It’s okay girl It’s okay girl, you got this Everything is this scary? Eating is scary? Yeah Even eating? Yeah Oh my gosh So we’re gonna go to the heat Back to the heat We’re gonna put it in there Set it here and then back in the hole Turn She’s a character Yes You’re a character I…I am human “Show her a cucumber or pickle and she will die” She will die? Okay, so you’re having fun yet? Yes Okay, so what we’re gonna do I don’t know We’re gonna pull…and then that’s it Oh god This is yellow Oh yellow Yes, I’m gonna help you with this Noooo Kind of looks like boogers, no? Okay, we’re gonna do something a little different This one’s gonna be a little bigger than normal We’re gonna have some fun Oh my god Oh now we put the colour on okay “Burn us pls monkaW” Oh wow “Hachu don’t worry, its like your cooking stream you can burn it” Noooo Let’s put a little of this colour on I think you’re better there Perfect So now, grab the tweezers here Right here, how about these? No no no, big big Hold here Its hard Here it comes You’re so scared, stop being so scared, have fun with me Oh no, I don’t want, I don’t want sorry Do you do drugs? I want okay, go go Wow Ahhhhhhh Oh my gosh He asked if she does drugs That was tough That was tough? That was like drugs That was like drugs? Okay, no drugs “Yes, she does drugs before every stream” What? You do? What this mean? “This is what we have to deal with every day Bryan. Shake my head.” Okay, you see the spiral we made? Yes Okay, so now, take the big tweezers Don’t worry, I’m professional This is going to be absolutely amazing My god With your own hands Good job High five You ready? You want to do the block? Or are you scared? Too much? Do the block, do it! Do the block, do the block, do the block Go go go One more time, almost done Okay, I can do it You can do it, you can do it, you can do it You can do it Very very easy “Holy s**t this is so cool” Yeah, someone said it’s really cool Yeah, see, she knows what she’s doing Alright, good job good job “Don’t give her a choice, she has to do everything” Keep holding like this I won’t hurt you I’m professional Don’t move In the water, hurry hurry Hurry hurry, okay We did it Oh good job good job good job No no, just hold it right there But you have to hold it One more? One more oh Perfect, don’t worry, don’t move Wow, I am amazing camera man How beautiful is that? Scared you Oh jeez, you see that? Is that good? Squeeze more, squeeze You just don’t enjoy it at all do you? Maybe it’s not for you Oh no, she likes it One time Oh the sound, the sound!! Sound yeah, don’t put it in there Oh sorry It doesn’t go in there I didn’t know, I didn’t know Oh man, you ruined the tool Ruined Ruined it Now I need your wallet She’s cute So there we go, come look Looks pretty huh? Yes You want to make a heart? Oh yes! Okay, let’s make a heart “Ask Hachu to do a dance before she leaves. She’s scared of many things but can dance in public with no fear” That’s true, why? I’m just… You’re scared of everything, but dancing in public how? Dancing is not dangerous What’s her birthday? What’s your zodiac? What this mean? When is your birthday? Ah birthday Oh November 30th Just kidding Why??? What is November 30th? No that’s great November 30 You know what zodiac that is? She might be a Sag Oh she is Sag How did you know she was sagittarius? Because she’s a dancer! She’s free like fire What? Fire I’m fire? Yeah No Yeah I’m not dangerous Fire is dangerous, but I’m not dangerous That’s you Hachu No That’s you No, I’m not dangerous You’re scared of everything, but you’re like not scared of like public shame Because errr..not dangerous Ready? Ready? You ready? Oh my god Looks like a butt Yes, looks like a butt, but it’s a heart Ohhh, now it’s a heart, ohhh cute So valentine’s day is coming up, how do we get all these people a heart? Go to instagram, maybe we could sell them Okay, there’s the heart Oh cute I like it Very cute Oh that’s very cute You’re cute? Yeah And now I’m gonna make the outside, it’s gonna go silver, watch “We are held captive by these two, we have no choice but to be the white knights to whatever weird s**t they do” Kim? Oh wow Shines like a mirror Oh my goodness Oh my god! That’s extra! Just kidding What does that do? See it’s like a mirror That’s very very pretty Hachu You made it! Wow, we made it! I made it

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Daniel’s Best Musical Parodies – Tosh.0

Daniel’s Best Musical Parodies – Tosh.0


– And the Masters
of the Universe. I’m Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the Secrets
of Castle Grayskull. This is Kringer,
my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers
were revealed to me the day I held
aloft my magic sword and said, “By the
power of Greyskull.” I have the power! – And the 2016 Arthur Ashe
Courage Award goes to. Something tells me
he may have a couple Skeletors in his closet. That’s not Ellen DeGeneres
on steroids, that’s Angelo. And sure, flawlessly lip syncing in a homemade He-Man
costume is impressive but it barely
scratches the surface of what he has to offer. Angelo is a former teen heart
throb that was in Manudo. The Latino boy band not the tasty Mexican soup made from cow
stomachs and cilantro. Unlike Ricky Martin he wasn’t able to parlay
his traumatic childhood into Living La Vida Loca money. I don’t have any
repressed memories because I haven’t
allowed some therapist to dig through my
brain and plant any. A repressed memory can
be triggered by anything. A smell, a taste, an
episode of Fat Albert. Nostalgia was
invented by BuzzFeed to trick you into clicking on
their poorly written articles. I refuse to use
the work listicles. And stop saying your childhood is being destroyed
by Hollywood reboots. If your favorite memory
as a kid is a cartoon your past isn’t
worth remembering. But Angelo and I
have a lot in common. We’re both 80s kids
who attended UCF and now entertain the masses by squeezing our hot
bods into tiny costumes. That’s why I flew
him to West Hollywood where I couldn’t believe
he didn’t live already for this week’s
celebrity profile. (audience applauds) God bless ma and pa and that adorable brunette
in the AT&T commercials. And as always, please send
my favorite member of Menudo Ricky Martin to come visit me. If not Ricky then Draco Rosa. Or in a pinch, I’ll
even take Angelo Garcia. Amenudo. (wind chimes tinkling) Are you a fairy? – We don’t really
like to use that term. – No, like an actual fairy. – Oh yeah! Sorry.
– I have some extra pjs if you wanna get in bed. Explain to me what Menudo is. – Menudo is a boy band
based in Puerto Rico and we were the biggest
selling Latin boy band in the history of music. As soon as you began puberty and started growing
facial hair and body hair they would give the oldest
member a farewell concert. And they would introduce
a new younger member. – A guy with no hair. Would you let your
kid be in Menudo? – No. – Why? – When I got in Menudo
my childhood ended and I had to begin the
schedule of an adult. Waking up at 5:00 AM to do
the 6:00 AM morning show. – You were on Regis. – Are the girls
leaving you alone? – Of course not,
they take care of me. I love them. – Are you gay? – Bisexual. – Did you have these feelings
when you were 11 in Menudo? – I did have feelings. I was attracted to both sexes however, when you’re
11 you don’t understand what that is.
– Of course not. You were in Menudo
with Ricky Martin. Were you so happy
when he came out? – I was so proud of him. – ‘Cause he waited a long time. – I feel that he was
protecting his music career and at the time, I think
Melissa Etheridge was out and KD Lang and that was it. – KD Lang? You don’t wanna compare
Ricky Martin to KD Lang. – Lesbianism was a
lot more accepted. The thought of two
women together is
actually appealing to– – Unless it’s KD Lang. – (laughs) Unless it’s KD Lang. – When’s the last time
you spoke to Ricky? – I ran into him and it
was totally serendipitous. I was staying at a mutual
friend of all of ours and all of a sudden
I hear this voice and I’m like that’s Ricky. Or, as we call him, Kiki. – Kiki? – That’s his nickname, Kiki. – (groans) To be on
the inside of this. – [Angelo] Kiki.
– Kiki. – I woke up and I open the
door and he’s standing there. – Huge boner? Just a normal boner
in the morning? – You know what, I actually
do get morning wood. – Of course. I’m gonna name my boners Kiki. (Men laugh) Talk about some
of the bad things that have happened
to you in your life. Go ahead. – Like, what do you mean? Like, for real for real? – Okay, yeah, give
something real. Let’s see how I handle this. – I was bullied as a child. My dad died two or three
days before Christmas. I was sexually molested– – Multiple times? – A neighbor when I was eight. And Menudo was somebody that was friends within
the administration. And then it was a teacher. All of a sudden one
of those Orthodox Jews with the curls walks in and he starts fondling himself. – Everything you say
is a huge downer. You should have your
own Songza station. You’ve done so many covers. ♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪ ♪ I ain’t afraid of no ghost ♪ ♪ Can it be ♪ ♪ So call me maybe ♪ ♪ Walk like an Egyptian ♪ ♪ Here on Gillian’s isle ♪ – Delusions of Grandeur,
that’s an original? – Yeah, I wrote that.
– You wrote that. ♪ Delusions of grandeur ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ – It’s so, so sexual. There are people licking you. – [Angelo] I’m a
naturally sexual person. – I think we all are. – And so many people
don’t own that. The reason why we exist is because our parents
(beep), you know? – Whoa, don’t talk about
my family like that. (Angelo laughs) I wanna talk about your He-Man but first of all,
your cover song. – It’s had over
10 million views. – Yeah, that’s
’cause it’s amazing. – Of course, you got the haters calling you (beep) and
gay and this and that but it’s like, hello. He-Man’s like the
gayest superhero ever. I’ve gotten people that are
like, oh my childhood’s ruined. (chuckles) Stuff like that. – Wait’ll they see
what we’re gonna do. – [Announcer] Coming this fall from Culver City’s
seedy downtown area He-Man The Musical The Sexual Masters
of the Universe. Starring Angelo Garacia. – I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the many
secrets of Castle Gayskull. Fabulous secrets
were revealed to me the day I held
aloft my magic sword ♪ And learned there’s
a sexy buff dude ♪ ♪ Waiting to come out ♪ ♪ I just had to shout ♪ ♪ By the power of Gayskull ♪ ♪ I have the power ♪ – [Announcer] And
Daniel Tosh as Skeletor. ♪ How I long for yesteryear ♪ ♪ When I was a ripped
god with a sick bod ♪ ♪ But years of wars
and reckless sex ♪ ♪ Have wasted me away ♪ Help me, Beast Man. – [Announcer] Don’t miss
all of your favorite homoerotic characters
from Eternia. ♪ He-Man is a gay man ♪ ♪ He’s perfect ♪ ♪ He’s hairless ♪ ♪ He even has a cat ♪ ♪ He-Man is a gay man ♪ – [Announcer] Action. Adventure. Abs. ♪ Battle Cat advance ♪ ♪ Fisto stay behind me ♪ ♪ As ever, you’ve got Fisto ♪ ♪ Deep within your hiney ♪ – [Announcer] All the
intrigue you’d expect from something like this with even more gay
undertones than the original. ♪ Sometimes I forget
why we even fight ♪ ♪ Sometimes I think of you ♪ ♪ When I go to bed at night ♪ ♪ Kneel before me
and surrender ♪ ♪ Take off your pants,
your ass looks tender ♪ ♪ I don’t have lips
or much of a face ♪ ♪ I could do worse ♪ ♪ I want to be the
master of your universe ♪ – [Announcer] Relive
your childhood exactly as you remember it. ♪ Will you take this He-Man ♪ ♪ To be your man ♪ ♪ I do ♪ (adience applauds) – [Announcer]
Featuring special guest Ricky Martin as Orko. ♪ Un, dos, tre, ole, ole, ole ♪ ♪ Un, deux, trois,
ole, ole, ole ♪ – [Announcer] Get
your ticket today. Special discounts
available for US military and biracial beefcakes. – Just more proof that I’m
part of Hollywood’s master plan to turn your children
into a bunch of queers. (audience gasps) ♪ Tasting that
food you left me ♪ (adience shouts) ♪ Our town ♪ (set crashes) – Ah, the theater. Has anyone ever
actually enjoyed a play? Of course not. But when I found out
those South Park guys have made over 300
million dollars from The Book of Mormon I knew that musical theater
was my true passion. So I adapted my favorite TV show into the stage production
you’re about to see. Ladies and gentleman, I give
you House Hunters The Musical. (door bell rings) – [Narrator] Jan
is a school teacher who is hoping her macaroni
necklace line will take off. Husband Martin is the food
stocker for vending machines. They live in Raleigh,
North Carolina. The most interesting
thing about Raleigh is that there are 42
people named Melinda living within the city limits. ♪ These are our must haves ♪ ♪ Our old place was
feeling cramped ♪ ♪ We need at least
a two car garage ♪ ♪ And we need four bedrooms ♪ – Why? You’ve already had
two miscarriages. ♪ Your body doesn’t
want you to conceive ♪ ♪ I want Colonial ♪ ♪ I want outta this marriage ♪ ♪ No carpet and a room to
make macaroni necklaces ♪ – Oh brother. ♪ But what is your budget ♪ ♪ 300 to 350,000 ♪ (Daniel grimaces) ♪ I’ll try ♪ – [Narrator] House number one. ♪ Notice open concept,
hardwood floors ♪ ♪ Back splash, the pantry ♪ ♪ Pocket doors, it’s
everything you’re looking for ♪ ♪ Turn key, turn key ♪ ♪ I’ll finally have
my weekends free ♪ ♪ That’s not a breakfast nook ♪ ♪ It’s just a corner
of a kitchen ♪ ♪ Maybe some bar stools
will make it look bigger ♪ – Gross, I can
see the neighbors. ♪ You know I’m not
fond of stained glass ♪ ♪ When I was an alter boy
a priest licked my ass ♪ ♪ I just need that wow factor ♪ – The last owner was a hoarder. She had 459 ♪ Cats ♪ – Wow. (doorbell rings) – [Narrator] House number two. ♪ It’s got good
bones, yes it does ♪ ♪ It surely drank its milk ♪ (shoes tapping) ♪ There’s room left
in the budget ♪ ♪ To get rid of the termites ♪ ♪ There’s room left
in the budget ♪ ♪ To add tray ceilings ♪ ♪ There’s room in the budget ♪ ♪ To do some black mold tests ♪ ♪ I think we’ll
build a skylight ♪ ♪ I think we’ll add a loft ♪ ♪ I think we should
just save the rest ♪ – (beep) that. We are building a
macaroni necklace studio. – [Narrator] House number three. ♪ This one’s over budget ♪ ♪ But maybe they’ll negotiate ♪ ♪ Location, location, location ♪ ♪ And good Christian neighbors ♪ ♪ Who only believe in creation ♪ ♪ The master
bedroom’s teeny tiny ♪ ♪ The en suite’s super grimy ♪ ♪ Don’t like the mix
of tile and wood ♪ ♪ Gut the floors,
it’ll do some good ♪ ♪ God, please don’t make
me live my life on carpet ♪ ♪ If it’ll stop your bitching ♪ ♪ We’ll put in a nicer kitchen ♪ ♪ I hate the paint ♪ ♪ You stupid skank
that’s just cosmetic ♪ – Compromise! ♪ Or pray you have a wealthy
relative who quickly dies ♪ ♪ Check out the sink ♪ ♪ Triple vanity bitches ♪ ♪ Wow factor, you think ♪ ♪ But there’s more ♪ ♪ Wait until you see
what’s behind that door ♪ ♪ It’s a bonus room ♪ ♪ Did ya see the bonus room ♪ ♪ It’s a room that wasn’t
‘sposed to be there ♪ ♪ Oh my lord, it’s
a bonus room ♪ ♪ A macaroni necklace ♪
♪ A man cave so I can jerk off ♪ ♪ Room ♪
♪ In peace ♪ ♪ We’ve seen all the houses ♪ ♪ And what they have inside ♪ ♪ Now let’s get drunk ♪ ♪ and make the biggest
decision of our lives ♪ ♪ I want house number three ♪ ♪ I want house number two ♪ ♪ Three ♪ ♪ Two ♪ ♪ Three ♪ ♪ Two ♪ ♪ Three ♪
♪ Two ♪ ♪ Three ♪ ♪ I’m paying for it ♪ ♪ We’ll go with one ♪ – [Narrator] Three months later let’s check in on our
happy home owners. ♪ Jen is dead ♪ ♪ I guess live
threw me a curve ♪ ♪ She choked on macaroni ♪ ♪ So she got what she deserved ♪ ♪ Now my man cave is haunted ♪ (man screams) – [Narrator] Next, House
Hunters International travels to Italy. ♪ Our dumb house
back in Kansas ♪ ♪ Was a giant stinking turd ♪ ♪ And now to think
we could have our ♪ ♪ Very own vineyard ♪ (audience applauds)
– Thank you. HGTV better send me a
free house for that.

CONNECTION (Music Video) – Get off your phone song by La La Life

CONNECTION (Music Video) – Get off your phone song by La La Life


Again you’re always on your phone. Aha Want to get close to you, but you are never alone! It’s hard to talk to you.
You’re always on your phone. If you can turn it off and give me a chance I swear that we would have a good time Wanna get to know you
Why don’t you get to know me You are so distant
I can’t get through to you Must’ve put me on silent
Cause you don’t wanna talk to me we could have a connection
why don’t you give me a chance I swear it’s like you are on airplane mode Can you just let me in? wanna get to know you
why don’t you get to know me you are so distant
i can’t get through to you wanna get to know you
why don’t you get to know me you are so distant
i can’t get through to you if you could turn it off and give me a chance i swear that we would have a good time wanna get to know you
why don’t you get to know me you are so distant
i can’t get through to you By the way, you look great today Aha SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE

Ozzy Man Reviews: Live Music Fails

Ozzy Man Reviews: Live Music Fails


Oy if you live in Perth, then come to my live show bushfire fundraiser. All proceeds go to the pregnant sheila that had ScoMo force a handshake on her and the Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors charity. The link to get tickets is in the post description below. Let’s fuckin do it! [Music] It’s me again with some tips and tricks on how to nail a live music performance. OH! Spinny guitar RIGHT to the face. The singer is pretending it didn’t hurt, but I reckon that’s gonna leave a mark. It makes the show ten times better, though. The bass player bloody loves it. Get ready for another spinny guitar move. The drummer’s in danger! Nah, it’s all good. I think this guy’s bandmates had the bass guitar turned right down anyway, so no one is gonna miss hearing it. I don’t wanna brag, but… I do know how to shred a great guitar solo, this here is not a great guitar solo. [Bad guitar solo performance] The singer comes out and says “you’ve ruined my dreams!” The bass player is like “just quit, man!” It is frustrating when the weakest link in a band has no idea how shit they are, and refuses to quit. On tour is NOT the place to try new, experimental directions. Even if you’re Van Halen! [Bad performance] If your name is Lil’ Wayne, don’t play guitar at all. Put the guitar down. [Bad performance] I can’t tell if he’s concentrating or high as shit. Actually, definitely both. Don’t play a Jimmy Page style doubleneck guitar in a Storm Trooper helmet. DON’T DO IT! [Music] There’s a reason Stormtroopers have shitty aim. You cannot see a fucken thing in that imperial workwear. Stagediving! Here’s a few pro tips. Make sure you know WHERE the crowd is before ya do it. Once you’ve found the crowd, make sure they genuinely wanna catch you. Oh, don’t wear budgie smugglers. Yeah nah, it was at this moment Shane realised NO ONE wants to touch his balls. And off to the medical tent. Iggy is like “my dick is away. It won’t rub you. C’mon, catch me.” Nah, no one trusts him. His dick is never away. A trampoline is both an excellent idea and a horrible idea when stage diving. Just rehearse ya stunts before the show or you’ll end up with regrets like Steve Aioli. Stage diving is getting popular amongst rap musicians at the moment, which is handy, because everyone in the audience is filming on their phones, so if you fuck it up, you have plenty of angles to choose from when filling out your insurance forms. Always remember the show must go on even if ya spew, even if ya vomit ya guts out, even if ya hurl like a motherfucker, do not stop. You pretend it didn’t happen and you finish the song. “Oh yeah baby… AHHHH” that’s the last time anyone ever saw Travis. Oh no, there’s Drake, that’s handy. Bring your own Drake if you ever fall off stage. BYO Drake. If you’re security working at an Anthrax gig and a dickhead runs up, try not to tackle lead singer Joey Belladonna. He’s an important part of the band, and his mates get shitty when you do. (Band member: “I guess they haven’t seen him up here on stage for the last 90 minutes. he is in the BAND!” A Fan: “The fuckin arsehole.”). Take a tip from TOOL singer Maynard, if an overeager fan storms the stage, simply body slam him, mount him, and apply a choke hold. Then spend the rest of the set gently riding him while singing loudly at the back of his head. The fan will be cool with it. Soon he’ll sing along. Yeah! Boom! Situation deescalated. Cross out the security fee in ya budget. The fan leaves the stage confused, but happy. Yeah nah yeah, those are me tips to a successful live music performance! Rock out with your cock out, like Iggy Pop, unless you prefer your cock in your pants, which is understandable.

WHY ALWAYS ME (Music Video) – Funny struggles by La La Life

WHY ALWAYS ME (Music Video) – Funny struggles by La La Life


Hello? Hey! Oh, hey, whatsup? You won’t believe what happened today! Oh, you won’t believe what’s happened! I gotta tell you everything I’m so tired of yearning I can’t get my eyes open I woke up this morning And couldn’t see what’s coming I can’t wait till this week ends So I can sleep the whole weekend What a lovely day today Sunday? Ah, is it sunday? Why does it always happen to me Why it always, always have to be me As soon as I think everything is good Something comes to ruin my mood Why does it always happen to me Why it always, always have to be me As soon as I think everything is good Something comes to ruin my mood On my way back home I said – take it easy Order food and watch TV Let yourself be lazy! Hey! Hey! Wait a minute What are you doing here? Didn’t you tell me you´re not in town? Looking like a total mess Couldn´t find a freacking dress! Had no time to wash my hair, Life is so unfair! Oh, goodness, you’re here! Yeah, finally Let’s make a group photo Wait, what? Group photo? Everybody say “Cheese”! Cheese! No Don’t post it on the instagram Why does it always happen to me Why it always, always have to be me As soon as I think everything is good Something comes to ruin my mood Why does it always happen to me Why it always, always have to be me As soon as I think everything is good Something comes to ruin my mood I thought it´s over Too many troubles I cannot take it anymore Received my order And I´m so happy! But now I can’t open the door These jeans are too Smaaaaaaaaalllll! Why does it always happen to me Why it always, always have to be me As soon as I think everything is good Something comes to ruin my mood Why does it always happen to me Why it always, always have to be me As soon as I think everything is good Something comes to ruin my mood You know what? Let’s get some icecream, okay? Yeah! Crazy day… I’m in, let’s go! Yeah Buh-buh-bye Buh-bye!

Kodi Lee: Blind Autistic Singer WOWS And Gets GOLDEN BUZZER! | America’s Got Talent 2019

Kodi Lee: Blind Autistic Singer WOWS And Gets GOLDEN BUZZER! | America’s Got Talent 2019


CAN YOU SURVIVE? | Try Not To Cringe – Horrible Sounds Edition

CAN YOU SURVIVE? | Try Not To Cringe – Horrible Sounds Edition


Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a try not to cringe challenge, I guess. But this one is different! We’re doing this one for scientific purposes this time. A little– couple of days ago. I can’t remember when it was According to this it was a day ago, cuz it’s on my screen right now I did a would you rather video and in that video I talked about… ah god I can’t even remember. What sparked up the conversation. I talked about Sounds I talked about oh, it’s getting me going already because I’m thinking about them I talked about the sounds or like Feelings like feeling cotton in your hands or rubbing cotton against your teeth or rubbing, getting a q-tip and rubbing it against my teeth or the sounds of like nails on chalkboards that kind of stuff and it fascinated me because I’ve always I Just it’s weird because sometimes I get triggered by different things like that I Some things will make me like oh like curl up into a ball and like I sucked down a lemon and then other things are fine
But it makes other people freak out like the knife on a plate thing To me doesn’t really bother me all that much sometimes it does sometimes It doesn’t but other people absolutely freak out when they hear it So I thought we’d do a bit of a video like this and I I’ve done some try not to cringe stuff before and but they never actually turned out to what they were supposed to because I just ended up feeling bad for the people in the videos And I’m not gonna do a try not to laugh video Because I feel like anybody who does the try not to laugh videos these days Aren’t actually trying not to laugh It’s they’ve turned into how much can I laugh videos so I decided to do something different for this one, so I took down a list. I’m after that video. I went ahead and asked people what what made them react to sounds what sounds made them react that way and I can’t do the feeling test because that You guys can’t participate in that one So I got a bunch of sounds and I called them cringe sounds cuz I don’t really know what else to call them They make you cringe that make you wince The try not to wince challenge, that’s what you call it So I do have some really bad ones But we start off with so hopefully I can find some of these paper crinkling was one of them, okay This is already weird I’m already cringing just cuz it’s an ASMR video. I don’t like ASMR videos They creep me out Stop it. You’re whispering into my soul. I’d already seen anything bad with paper crinkling. Well. This isn’t really paper crinkling I need that cronch. Oh, that’s what I’m looking for Now I wanna– I want to see somebody like scrunch it up because this doesn’t bother me apparently a bothers some people there was a lot of people who actually had this one as like a Thing that they reacted to or cringe to this is fine That’s worse That one is definitely worse But see if there’s a difference between ones that actually like Make you wanna grind your teeth or bite your nails or something or scrunch up your fists to something. That’s just annoying The crinkling of paper is just annoying to me. It reminds me when I was younger and I used to go to Mass and Some old guy at the back at the church would take out sweets, and you just hear the plastic crumpling This is a this is a chewing with your mouth open one. Again, this isn’t something that makes me cringe It’s something that makes me want to punch a child in the face Okay get on with it Okay, yeah, it does make me cringe. Oh God Oh Seriously I’m clenching my fists Okay, she’s chewing with her mouth closed now, thank God. Never mind never mind! I can’t- does this count as cringing This is just my hate my life face. You dropped some come on! Unprofessional! [ASMR: I’m eating some mango.] Oh, no. Oh, it just makes me want to vomit! Ah, no, Jesus Christ, stop! Oh, fuck! Okay that one was bad, okay, but this is not the stuff I’m looking for you know the ones I’m talking about you know when you hear like a screech of like metal on metal or something And it makes you like it just makes you want to do this Or it makes you want to like rip your nails off somewhere the feeling of your nails like rubbing like a glossy photograph kind of thing Oh Okay, let’s get to the good shit Ohh Oh, that’s one of them! Jesus okay not that’s one that does it to me. That’s it. That’s this is Wade’s worst nightmare Wade hates That sound and I get it It’s like it’s not so bad when that’s rubbing a head when you rub styrofoam against itself Not only is the sound of it just like inside your head like a bullet But the feeling of trying to do that and that’s where my brain always goes when I hear these things my brain goes to how It feels I’m doing this all the time like scratching my nails oh God I hate it was it this sound is worse than a blackboard. Oh god. No No! No, no, that’s one of them. Oh Jesus that’s one of them again, not for the sound, I know how that feels are my nails It makes me want to rip my nails out and throw them into the Sun Fuckin’ hate that I don’t know what that reaction is I even posited the question to people to try and go for a search And I found something from Hank Green and the scishow somebody Mentioned it on tumblr to me And I watched that but that was more like screechy sounds because it was it sounded kind of like Animals or people in distress or something it made like a psychological factor But it didn’t really answer the question of this wait this one drives me insane I should have put a fucking disclaimer at the start of this video No no no that’s like the chalkboard one again, you can feed your nails actually doing it oh It’s really bad. Okay, so since we’re in that fucking horrible neck of the woods. Why not take a roundabout tripping That’s not bad. That one’s fine, that’s more I can I can like feel the feeling of that, but that’s not bad Why’d you fuckin’ do it then?! No! That’s a bad one! Fuck No, I hate that. It’s making my fingers feel all tingly No, Jesus. Why?! Why am I doing this myself? I’m sorry I’m doing this to all of you as well, but we’re doing it in the name of science We’re not gonna get any results out of this. We’re just gonna figure out. What fucks us up um Oh no, oh here we go. This might be the worst one oh Jesus okay, I always helped by the fact that that was a terrible recording Here it is Ahh it got worse! Oh, that’s- oh, Jesus No, it’s still that I have a version of these sounds in my head that I can hear is the eeeee That’s the really bad one when it hits like that perfect pitch none of these are doing that yet That’s it, that’s it! Oh It’s getting me here in real life, it doesn’t get me because it doesn’t sustain it’s normally I’m cutting something and then you get that one like And that’s not so bad But when it’s sustained like that. Oh fucked me up. There’s a scene in Ace Ventura actually like that. This: Okay, let’s leave that there for fear of copyright, but oh god. No oh Those are bad ones I’m wondering how many people at home now are like crunching up their toes my toes have been like this the entire video What else did I have down? Nails on chalkboard, knife on plate, ooh? balloons Okay That was not so bad I can handle that Yeah that one’s not so bad, that’s not what I was expecting They do get worse though, are you gonna make it worse you just gonna keep this this whole time Video: “That was gooooooood!” *laugh* Okay That one that’s a bit worse See this one for me is more of a texture thing again if I get two balloons and rub them off each other that’ll make Me want to just pop them with my mind, but just hearing them Not that bad Someone start fucking the balloon squeaky marker oh That one gets me that one is definitely a thing for me. It’s not as strong as something like the nails on chalkboard or like Again a lot a lot of my ones. I got to do it feeling but this is [squeaky marker] But no no oh god, that’s horrible I hate that [We loves us some squeaky markers] this dude loved some fucking squeaky markers, but that middle sound That one you know whether you’re strangling a rabbit, Oh have you ever heard of rabbit in distress by the way Let’s listen to that! [The kids yeah] That’s that’s the sound that rabbits make when they’re hurt or they’re in distress or they they’re in danger or something like that it’s a sound that you wouldn’t think would actually come out of rabbit and That’s what that reminded me of like that the sound coming out of a balloon or the squeaky marker sound oh I’m gonna have to just go like dunk my head in a bucket of oil after this and the last one People told me that they hate it well that the last one there was a lot of them But these were the recurring ones was the dentist drill which to me dentist drills, they do sound bad But it’s it’s more of a thought about what’s happening with the drill and the fact that you know that they’re like drilling into your Teeth kind of thing so maybe maybe that counts I don’t know, but let’s give a listen Oh Oh The drill itself is not so bad. That’s a high pitch. That’s just annoying to listen to but here in the mic You can hear the teeth chip away. Oh, I don’t like that one but again It’s not it’s not one of the ones that makes me want to like like flick my nails or grind my teeth or anything It’s just the one because I know what’s happening. I know that they’re in your teeth They’re in your mouth, and that’s just a horrible feeling anyway. It’s like Danger Danger, Danger. Oh It’s so bad So bad I don’t need that but it looked like it was shot and by Satan oh Stop it dude stop that does it for this video. Oh my god. That was horrible How many of you out there just I wouldn’t how many people actually made it through the video as well or how many people had To skip through it because of the sounds They just they make they drive me insane and the worst part is is that there’s no real way to? subvert that like if I feel cotton Or if I think about like wood scraping my teeth or something like that It’s driving me insane right now, but I think there’s no way to stop that. There’s no way of like thinking Oh, we’ll just just think about biting an apple. Just think about rubbing oil against your teeth or something There’s no opposite of it. There’s no way to just stop it. It’s just kind of in your head until you forget about it I hate that I’m really am curious about the science behind it though What not let the sounds that just sound bad and make you Uncomfortable not that sounds like chewing with your mouth open that make you annoyed nothing like that I want to know about the feelings of things again. The only way I can describe it for me personally The worst one for me is either cotton balls roping those in your hand and like that little feeling of it or a really super high-gloss Photograph with long nails and scraping that then the photograph one might be the worst cuz it’s giving me goose bumps Just thinking about it now, and it made that shiver to go off my back. I don’t know what that is I don’t know what that feeling is. What makes you want to like? Screech scrape your nails. What makes you want to like bite your teeth down hard. Anyway if you made it through the video congratulations But thank you guys so much for watching this video and suffering and agony with me if you liked it pun- oh wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I really want to know what other sounds make you feel that way if there’s any sounds that Wasn’t in this that make you feel that way or any feelings feelings more specifically because we kind of done sounds I want to know what people react strongly to It’s very it’s fascinating to me because other people have different reactions or things like the paper crinkling one Some people are like oh my god. That makes me want to like bite down on something, but for me It’s just like no. It’s it’s annoying, but it’s not actually something that Triggers me that way but punch that like button in the face like a boss! And High-fives all around Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes in the next video! Now if you don’t mind, I’m gonna find a small isolated room that I can go scream in.

WHAT IS HE DOING? | Try Not To Cringe – Horrible Sounds Edition #2

WHAT IS HE DOING? | Try Not To Cringe – Horrible Sounds Edition #2


WOOOOP *SLAP* Top of the Mornin’ to ya laddies my name is jacksepticeye my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to the try not die challenge from grinding your own teeth into dust Dust Actually! Teeth is actually another good one for this, teeth is actually another Teeth scraping off each other actually makes you want to scrape my teeth off each other which is weird :/ But welcome back to the… the weird sounds that are gonna make you freak out kind of thing It was so fascinating last time to do it and see the reactions that not only I got out of certain sounds that certain sounds I thought will be way worse than when I heard that I was like “ah it’s not that bad” actually
It’s more of the feeling of doing it than the actual sound I got a bunch more suggestions from people here in my little book people wrote down a whole bunch of them Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wot Well, I wrote them down people wrote them down online and then I copied them to my book SHUT UP>:^( Its semantic so we got a bunch of them, I don’t know if I’m gonna get through all of them and some of them I feel like aren’t really gonna do anything to me personally But I’m curious to see if some people out there react to them so some people said the sound of tape peeling Like I don’t know if it’s tape peeling off something the feeling of tape peeling people just said Tape peeling I was gonna say pate stealing Uhmmmm Sorry, I don’t know. I just have a sound effect here. I don’t think that that’s the sound we’re looking for that gotten kind of musical at the end it sounded like a bass I guess that’s more the sound we’re going for that doesn’t do anything to me ): Are we talking about like sellotape where you get that long like? Kind of sound oh, no I feel like that doesn’t do anything Oh god… It’s a 3d binaural Norrell head tape picking and peeling ohh if you’ve headphones on right now listen to that That’s weird! It’s right lately I can actually hear for his fans are OH WEIRD Now that I don’t like UHHH It’s weird it’s almost like someone’s rubbing the hairs on my ear okay. No! That was just because it was that specific type of peeling but the sound of tape doesn’t do anything to me Somebody wrote down that metal chains freaked them out the sound of metal clanging together freaks them out doesn’t do anything to me? I think it’s fairly normal I mean it’s annoying I can hear how it would frustrate you but the sound of it? It’s not making me do that whole like? ERGHHHH Now if we’re talking about rubbing against metal eughh… Okay, that wasn’t scraping. I want to find one that’s actually scraping the metal because I think that that freaks me out more NOW I’M DEAF Ohhhh… That I don’t like oh, that one I don’t like that one’s kind of doing something to me Do you get any worse than that? Eughhh no… I.. but… But that fucking sound is what’s gonna get me eughh yeah…. That kind of thing>-