Here we go again in the same story We follow the routine until we say “I’m sorry” Hands are shaking till I just look down to the flo-o-or Face is turning red and eyes are going puffy You ask me why we yell and I come up with nothing Your insecurities are pulling you back but please kno-o-ow I love you But I don’t like you The simple truth is: I can’t do this, though I try to I love you But I don’t like you And I can’t shut you out So I’m shutting my mouth But I’ll never despise you I just don’t like you (Oh-oh-oh oh) Hoh-oh Oh-oh oh-oh oh-ou We pour our souls out about the past months But just trying to talk about lunch And every single thing we say is gonna start a new wa-a-ar And I’m exhausted from this tug of war of words And when you said “I don’t care for you” it got worse We both know it isn’t working, but I still put you fi-i-irst ‘Cause I love you But I don’t like you The simple truth is: I can’t do this, though I try to I love you But I don’t like you And I can’t shut you out, so I’m shutting my mouth But I’ll never despise you I just… Hooh, we both refuse to lose We both refuse to choose the higher road. Which will we go? O-oh o-oh And ooh (ooh) we both refuse to lose (ooh) We both refuse to choose the higher road, which will we go? O-oh o-oh And I love you But I don’t like you The simple truth is: I can’t do this Though I try to I love you But I don’t like you And I can’t shut you out, so I’m shutting my mouth, but I’ll never despise you I just don’t like you (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Ho-oh Oh-oh oh-oh oh-ou Oh-oh-oh-ou Oh-oh Oh-oh oh-oh oh-ou I just don’t like you (applause)
>>WRITING THE MEAN GIRLS
MUSICAL HAS BEEN A DREAM COME TRUE.
THE ONLY AWKWARD THING IS PEOPLE KEEP COMING TO ME SAYING, WHEN
ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN IT? THE OTHER DAY CECILY STRONG
SAID, GIRL, YOU MUST BE IN IT.>>WHAT I SAID WAS, GIRL, YOU
MUST BE IN IT MEANING YOU MUST BE BUSY.
SHE HIGH FIVED ME REALLY HARD AFTER.
IT WAS CLEAR SHE MISUNDERSTOOD.>>I DON’T THINK ANYBODY
EXPECTED TINA TO BE IN THE SHOW.>>SHE’S NOT REALLY LOUD ENOUGH.
SHE HAS A SMALL HEAD.>>THE THING THAT INSPIRED ME
WAS ONE DAY MY BEST FRIEND AIDY AND I WERE LISTENING TO THE
HAMILTON SOUND TRACK.>>TINA KEPT TALKING OVER IT
LIKE LIN WROTE THIS BUT THEY LET HIM BE IN IT.
>>LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.>>DID SHE SAY WE WERE BEST
FRIENDS?>>TINA IN THE SHOW WILL BE
FETCH. MEANING IT’S NOT GOING TO
HAPPEN.>>WE’RE GOING TO PUT TINA IN
THE SHOW.>>I AM SO EXCITED FOR ALL OF
US. AIDY AND CECILY ARE HERE TO
SUPPORT ME BECAUSE IT WAS THEIR IDEA.
>>NO.>>I WAS TOLD IT WAS A BABY
SHOWER.>>SO I’M GOING TO SHADOW YOU
AND SEE WHAT PART IT MIGHT BE FUN FOR THE AUDIENCE TO SEE ME
DO FOR A WEEK OR SO.>>ONE MATINEE.
WE AGREED.>>IT’S NOT JUST THE SOUNDS.
YOU HAVE TO DO THE MOVEMENTS.>>WHAT IF MY REGINA LOG ROLLS
IN AND HITS A COOL POSE?>>OKAY.
>>THAT’S ACTUALLY BETTER.>>GOT IT.
>>WHAT KIND OF VIBRATO SHOULD I USE?
>>WHAT DO YOU MEAN?>>SOME PEOPLE DO A STRAIGHT
TONE LIKE — ♪ BROADWAY ♪ BUT MINE IS WIDER LIKE —
[ SINGING HALTINGLY ] THIS IS KIND OF A GRETCHEN GOES
TO THE MALL LOOK.>>YOU LOOK GREAT.
>>MAYBE IS THE WIG BIG?>>I’M NOT SURE YOU’RE PASSING
AS A TEENAGER.>>ALSO I CAN’T DANCE IN THESE
SHOES. MY SHOES CAN ONLY BE BOUGHT IN
PARADE MAGAZINE. THEY HAVE COPPER IN THEM.
THEY ARE CALLED SUNSET STEPPERS AND THEY HAVE A POUCH TO HOLD
YOUR PILLS. ♪♪♪
>>AM I DOING IT?>>THIS COULD BE A FUN USE OF
YOU.>>IT’S LIKE A FUN EASTER EGG.
THEN I TAKE THE HEAD OFF.>>EXACTLY.
OR NOT. ♪♪♪
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. ♪♪♪
>>ULTIMATELY I REALIZED THAT BROADWAY IS HARD AND THE PEOPLE
WHO DO IT ARE SUPER TALENTED. MAYBE IT’S OKAY IF I CAN’T BE
LIKE LIN-MANUEL AND JAM MYSELF INTO MY SHOW WHETHER PEOPLE LIKE
IT OR NOT.>>OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE JUST MADE THE BOOK. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS
TINY-HEADED BITCH NAMED TINA.
What’s the matter dear Seems the ghost is in your stall For a thousand years Taured led within us all I’ve come from somewhere beyond Lost in a world
Voyage in time
Shot through the worm
Scaling the vine Here in 54 Taste of napalm fill the sky Axis wins the war Seems the crop of our divine I’ve slipped through bodies aligned Lost in the world
Voyage in time
Shot through the worm
Scaling the vine All thats me, and all thats you All thats false, and all that’s true On the sea you sailed away Another time you’d surely stayed It’s only fabric so it seems, our intermittent reality Living simultaneously, While parallel in possibilities Lost in the world
Voyage in time
Shot through the worm
Scaling the vine Lost in the world
Voyage in time
Shot through the worm
Scaling the vine
القناعة كنز الي يلي اقتنع بس نحنا مركبين ع طمع القناعة كنز يلي اقتنع بس نحنا مركبين ع طمع عم جرب حبه وقف أنا عم جرب مش عم اعرف عم جرب الحق عقلي والمنطق شو بيقلي عم جرب مش عم بعرف عم جرب حبه وقف أنا عم جرب مش عم اعرف عم جرب الحق عقلي والمنطق شو بيقلي عم جرب مش عم اعرف يا بتفكر يا بتحس لا مافيك توقف بالنص ولا فيك تاخد كل شي نقي واحد منهن بس يا بتفكر يا بتحس لا مافيك تقف بالنص ولا فيك تاخد كل شي نقي واحد منهن بس يا بتفكر يا بتحس اي شخص عندو نقص لو قد ما بين كامل تأكد بدو أشياء كتير عندك ياها ومش سائل دني ما بتكمل مع حدا شو نحنا ما بنستاهل بس اوقات بتظلمنا وعم يطلع ظلم عادل يا بتفكر يا بتحس لا مافيك تقف بالنص ولا فيك تاخد كل شي نقي واحد منهن بس يا بتفكر يا بتحس لا مافيك تقف بالنص ولا فيك تاخد كل شي نقي واحد منهن بس يا بتفكر يا بتحس
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN —
ADAM SANDLER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU, GUYS.
I LOVE YOU. I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
THANKS SO MUCH. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M BACK AT “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE”
AFTER ALL THIS TIME. IT’S BEEN A TREMENDOUS WEEK.
I LOVED SEEING ALL OF MY OLD FRIENDS HERE, MAKING LOTS OF NEW
FRIENDS WITH THE WRITERS AND THE CAST HERE.
IT’S GREAT TO BE AROUND THEIR YOUTHFUL ENERGY.
WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE TO THE SHOW, I WAS 23 YEARS OLD, AND
DAVID SPADE AND ROB SCHNEIDER WERE
25 YEARS OLD, AND NORM McDONALD WAS I THINK, 60 YEARS OLD.
I DON’T KNOW. I NEVER ASKED HIM.
I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS. BUT I HAD SOME OF THE BEST YEARS
OF MY LIFE HERE. AND I ACTUALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY
TO A WOMAN HERE IN THIS VERY STUDIO.
THANK YOU. I DON’T
KISS AND TELL, BUT IT WAS THE CHURCH LADY, SHE SAID I WAS
SPECIAL. MY WIFE AND KIDS ARE HERE
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I ALWAYS TELL THOSE GUYS THAT WHEN I WAS ON “SNL,” IT WAS LIKE
THE GREATEST TIME IN MY LIFE AND MY DAUGHTER ASKED ME, “IF IT WAS
THE GREATEST, DAD, WHY DID YOU EVER LEAVE?”
WELL, HONEY, THERE’S A REASON. I WAS FIRED
I WAS FIRED I GOT FIRED BY SNL
BETWEEN SEASONS THE SACK
I TRIED TO CALL>>I’M JOKING, I’M JOKING. HE CALLED, HE CALLED. ENOUGH OF CRAZY SPOON HEAD
AND THE SONGS I SICK OF CANTEEN BOY
BUT I THINK THEY NOT REHIRED WELL, IT MADE ME SAD I GOT FIRED AND HE SAID SAME MAN>>CHRIS ROCK.
CHRIS ROCK IS HERE. HEY, BUDDY.
I LOVE YOU.>>HOW’S IT GOING?
>>WE WORKED ON THIS SHOW TOGETHER, RIGHT?
>>YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WE GOT HIRED THE SAME DAY.
>>THAT’S RIGHT. WE WERE IN THE SAME CAST.
>>YEAH.>>WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE SHOW?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND.>>WHY DID I LEAVE THE SHOW?
WELL, ADAM — ON>>THAT’S RIGHT, I REMEMBER. YOU KEEP GOING AFTER YOUR DREAM.
HEY, HOW YOU DOING, PAL?>>HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU WEREN’T FIRED.>>I WASN’T?
HOW’S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?>>I DON’T KNOW, MAN.
YOU JUST BE PATIENT ‘CAUSE IT’S COMING SOON.
I LOVE YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] HEART TO PIECES ‘CAUSE “SNL” WAS MY SILLY VOICES NOW I NEVER FELT SO ALONE NBC SAID THAT I WAS DONE AT THE BOX OFFICE SO I GUESS YOU COULD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BUT TONIGHT I’M REHIRED ‘CAUSE IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HERE TONIGHT FOR ME
RIGHT HERE ON>>WE GOT A GREAT SHOW.
SHAWN MENDES IS HERE. STICK AROUND.
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
With ten Democrats lined up
and ready on the stage, it was time to begin the third
Democratic presidential debate. And while most of the candidates
used their opening statement to pitch
their version of America, Kamala Harris decided
to fast-forward straight to her debate with Trump. First, I have a few words
for Donald Trump, who we all know is watching. So, President Trump, you’ve spent
the last two and a half years full-time trying to sow hate
and division among us as– and that is why
we’ve gotten nothing done. And now, President Trump,
you can go back to watching Fox News. (cheering and applause) Ooh, Kamala,
coming with the fire. You hear the crowd?
Hear how happy they were? You know Trump is pissed off
wherever he is right now, right? Yeah, he’s probably shouting
at the TV. “Joke’s on you! I got picture-in-picture!” He was super furious.
He’s like, “You know what? “Actually, you’re fired again,
Omarosa. I’m done with you!” So, Kamala Harris
used her opening remarks to go directly at Donald Trump. But Andrew Yang… Andrew Yang
went with a different approach. He just went
with cold, hard cash. It’s time to trust ourselves
more than our politicians. That’s why I’m going to do
something unprecedented tonight. My campaign will now give
a Freedom Dividend of $1,000 a month for an entire
year to ten American families, someone watching this
at home right now. If you believe that you can
solve your own problems better than any politician,
go to yang2020.com and tell us how $1,000 a month
will help you do just that. This is how
we will get our country working for us again,
the American people. Oh, look at Asian Oprah
over here! Just giving everybody money? Yeah. And clearly,
Yang’s not willing to wait for the presidency
to enact his policies. He’s just gonna do them now. Uh, and I mean it was
a cool moment, but I’m glad none of the other candidates
went with this approach. Can you imagine
if Bernie was like, “And I…
Okay, I will do my health care, “free health care right now!
Drop your pants! “Everyone’s getting
a prostate exam! “You getting an exam!
You getting an exam! Everyone’s getting an exam!” Speaking of free health care, I hope
Bernie has a voice doctor, because something was definitely
off with his throat. (with a hoarse voice):
This country is moving into an oligarchic form
of society where a handful of billionaires
control the economic and political life
of this country. No! Bernie! What happened to your voice? Sounds all raspy
and scratched up. It sounded like someone gave
Bernie a comb, and they’re like, “Sir, I think this could help,”
and then he swallowed it. (laughter) Yeah, I’m sorry,
but I miss his voice. Bernie with a diminished voice
is just not the same, man. It’s like Luke Skywalker, but
with a butter knife, you know? Or O.J. with a butter knife. (laughter) And I’m not the only one
who missed Bernie’s voice. I bet he did, too, because
the most contentious topic at tonight’s debate was
Bernie’s Medicare for All plan, specifically
whether it’s a good idea to replace all private
health insurance with a government-run
insurance plan. When it comes
to our health care and when it comes
to our premiums, I go with the doctor’s creed,
which is, “Do no harm.” And while Bernie wrote the bill,
I read the bill, -and on page eight…
-(audience clamoring) On page of the bill, it says that we will no longer have
private insurance as we know it. The problem, Senator Sanders, with that damn bill
that you wrote, and that Senator Warren backs, is that it doesn’t trust
the American people. I trust the American people to
make the right choice for them. Why don’t you? Yeah, Bernie, why don’t you
trust the American people? And Bernie’s probably thinking,
“I’ll tell you why. “Because one in five Americans
believes in Bigfoot. “That’s why. You want those
people deciding health care? That shit is crazy!” And while Buttigieg
and Klobuchar were going after Bernie’s
health care proposals, Julián Castro decided
that this was the perfect moment to try and take down the king. The option I’m proposing is
a Medicare for All in… Medicare for choice. If you want Medicare… If you lose the job
from your insurance comp… from your employer, you
automatically can buy into this. The difference between
what I support and what you support,
Vice President Biden, is that you require them
to opt in. And I would not require them
to opt in. They would automatically
be enrolled. They wouldn’t have to buy in. They do not have to buy in. -You just said that.
-No. You just said that
two minutes ago. They do not have to buy in
if they can’t afford it. You just said two minutes ago
that they would have to buy in. You said
they would have to buy in. Your grandmother would not have
to buy in. If she qualifies for Medicaid, she’d
automatically be in for it. Are you forgetting what you said
two minutes ago? -(audience groaning)
-Are you forgetting already what you said
just two minutes ago? Damn! Castro took it there! No, because he knows
Biden’s battling the narrative that he’s a forgetful old man. Yeah, so he jumped
on this opportunity to make Biden look old. “Are you forgetting
what you just said? Are you forget…?” And it didn’t help
that Biden seemed confused. ‘Cause he couldn’t hear, right,
so he couldn’t come back. So then Biden was like,
“What did you just say to me?! “No, really.
What did you just say? I forgot.
What did you just say?” So that was health care. The next topic of the debate
was criminal justice reform, right, which was one part
of the debate that had all the Democrats
pretty much on the same page. Uh, they all agreed
on reduced sentences, uh, the need
to fight racial bias and that snitches
should get stitches. So, it wasn’t
the most exciting topic, but things did get tense when the moderator shanked
Kamala in the yard. Also a concern
for people of color is criminal justice reform. Senator Harris, you released
your plan for that just this week,
and it does contradict some of your prior positions. Among them, you used
to oppose the legalization of marijuana.
Now you don’t. You used to oppose
outside investigations of police shootings.
Now you don’t. You’ve said that you changed
on these and other things because you were,
“Swimming against the current, and thankfully,
the currents have changed.” But when you had the power, why didn’t you try
to affect change then? (applause) Ouch. I didn’t believe in
black-on-black crime until now. (laughter) ‘Cause that question
was hard-core. In fact,
it was less of a question and more of just,
like, a public shaming. And Kamala was
clearly not impressed. I mean, that’s the face you make when someone walks into
the middle of a staff meeting and just starts reading
your browser history. It’s just like, “penispumps.com. “hamsterporn.net, Myspace…”
You’re like, “Take that back! -I was never on Myspace!”
-(laughter) I mean, just look
at Kamala’s face. You can see she was like,
“I don’t lock anyone up anymore, but I’m willing to make
an exception tonight.” And another topic, another topic
that had Democrats, uh, on the same page was the need
for stronger gun control laws. But one candidate stood out
amongst the rest. You said, “Americans
who own AR-15s and AK-47s will have to sell them
to the government, all of them.” You know the critics
call this confiscation. Are you proposing
taking away their guns, and how would this work? I am, if it’s a weapon
that was designed to kill people -(cheering)
-on a battlefield. Hell yes, we’re gonna take
your AR-15, your AK-47. -(cheering) -We’re not
gonna allow it to be used against fellow Americans
anymore. That is a ballsy statement
from Beto O’Rourke. ‘Cause I don’t think any other
candidate has said flat-out they’re gonna confiscate guns. And he said it
with such confidence as well, which is not the way
I would talk about taking away assault rifles
from people who like to shoot. (laughter) Yeah. If I was gonna take
someone’s AR-15, I’d be a lot more sneaky
about it. Be like, “Trevor,
are you here to take my rifle?” I’d be like,
“Oh, no, no. No, no, no. “We’re just here
in the neighborhood, you know. “Just hanging out. Just, like…
Oh, what’s that? -Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
-(laughter) So, that was guns. Next up came immigration. All right?
The candidates told the audience how they planned to undo
the policies enacted by Trump. No more kids in cages.
Increase legal immigration. Uh, give everyone free ladders
to climb over the wall. But when it came to Joe Biden, the moderator was more
interested in hearing his opinions
on President Obama’s policies. You served as vice president
in an administration that deported
three million people, the most ever in U.S. history. Are-are… are you prepared
to say tonight that you and President Obama made a mistake
about deportations? Why should Latinos trust you? This is a president who came
along with the DACA program. No one had ever done that
before. This is a president who sent
legislation to the desk saying he wants
to find a pathway for the 11 million undocumented
in the United States of America. Yeah, but you didn’t answer
the question. Well, yeah,
I did answer the question. No, did you make a mistake
with those deportations? The president did the best thing
that was able to be done -at the time.
-How about you? I’m the vice president
of the United States. Oh. That was not a good look
for Biden. Because…
This always happens, right? When Obama is being praised, Biden jumps into the picture
with him But then when Obama
is being criticized, Biden’s like, “Look, man,
I was the vice president. “I didn’t do shit.
Vice president doesn’t do shit. “Yeah. They don’t even give you
the keys to the White House. You have to wait for someone
to come unlock it for you.” But, like,
you can’t take all the credit and avoid
all of the blame, right? It would be like if people
all of sudden came to Robin, and they were like,
“Batman is a deranged vigilante “destroying Gotham
with his rocket-launching cars. He’s a bad man!”
And Robin’s like, “Hey, man,
I’m just the sidekick. “Like, do you see Robin signals
in the sky? No, no. “It’s not the Robin-mobile.
We don’t have a Robin-cave. Yeah, yeah.
By the way, I’m underage.” This is actually creepy
when you think about it. But even though Biden was happy to run away from Obama’s record
on deportations, for the most part,
the candidates on stage tonight wanted to make one thing
very clear. They roll with Barack. I want to give credit first
to Barack Obama for really bringing us this far. We would not be here
if he hadn’t the courage. We all owe a huge debt
to President Obama. What I favor is something that
what Barack Obama wanted to do from the very beginning. Well, I’m for Barack. I’m fulfilling…
fulfilling the legacy of Barack Obama, and you’re not. -(laughter, gasps)
-Wow! That’s the power
of Barack Obama. Almost four years later,
so many Democratic candidates are still trying to wrap
themselves in his legacy. He was getting so much love
at tonight’s debate, I bet Michelle
was looking at him, like, “Is there something
you want to tell me?” Huh? Were you smashing
all these candidates?”
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