my favourite vines (compilation)

my favourite vines (compilation)


viner: andrew marbach viner: nick coletti / caption: dog ppl https://vine.co/v/OXiXmlvDQFh viner: devspinn viner: andrew (@Young_Donald_ on twitter) viner: adda boi viner: enjajaja viner: sydney dively viner: josh kennedy song: undercover martyn by two door cinema club viner: dan curtin viner: casey frey / caption: supporting the local dick peddler viner: nut viner: icoNICK / caption: school lockdowns be like viner: logey dogey song: father stretch my hands pt. 1 by kanye west viner: devon (@leathershirts) viner: lucas (@boysru1ee) viner: dante smith viner(s): devon and cody go to white castle viner: gian pettus viner: chloe merp viner: chris melberger / caption: waiter who has to keep reminding you he has a shitty man bun viner: meechonmars caption was something like: pop page meetup viner: ayitspnayo viner: megan benesch (@hebrew.school.dropout on ig) caption: after ur white friend sees you get cursed out by your parents viner: dan curtin [post-haircut] / caption: frat house viner: enjajaja / caption: I’m an amazing babysitter / song: no control by one direction viner: josh kennedy (making fun of carter reynolds) viner: not even emily explanation: this was an ed sheeran tribute someone made with clips of dan curtin instead of sheeran viner: nev schulman (yes, the guy from catfish) viner: tom harlock viner: zachary piona caption: interviewing russian hockey players caption (paraphrased): when you’re on a date and she goes to the bathroom viner: wahlid mohammad caption (paraphrased): bad dj caption: when she crosses the line viner: yunglame (with josh kennedy) viner: jay zim viner: go away vendela viner: ryan parker song: special by future feat. young scooter viner: parker kit hill viner: drew gooden / caption (paraphrased): facebook intern forced to write down names of those who oppose the new privacy policy viner: jus reign caption (paraphrased): music videos in the 2000s / song: one wish by ray j viner: gabriel gundacker viner: calebcity / caption: stubbing your toe in an anime viner: cody ko that’s christine sydelko viner: victor pope jr / caption: if search parties were actually parties song: I didn’t just come here to dance by carly rae jepsen song: calabria (firebeatz remix) by rune rk song: numb by linkin park (lmao) viner: chrish caption (paraphrased): jesus’ funeral caption: conversations with dmx viner: mike mekes caption: college professor substitutes for preschoolers and their participation makes him feel something again viner: christine sydelko song: if you’re happy wag your tail by parry gripp caption: when a voice memo sneaks its way into your running playlist viner: jonatan timson song: a thoustand miles by vanessa carlton viner: lance billaber / caption: youtuber who overshares caption: when you realize your bully has moved on viner: dope island caption (paraphrased): that guy who really wants to tell his story and looks for a gap in the conversation caption: interviewing for heaven caption: prank call goes wicked crazy off the tracks explanation: she was making a one direction vine edit and knocked her drink over while recording caption (paraphrased): bad breath caption: in the studio that day / song: freak on a leash by korn viner: jesse reyna caption: behind the scenes of all 8 year olds’ vines caption: when you’re waiting for drag me down to start caption: when your one weird friend gets the aux cord / song: bewitched by blood on the dance floor caption: waiter interrupts a serious conversation (breaking bad season 5 episode 11) song: swing by savage caption: using reverse psychology to trick the bullies (: viner: alphaxalfa caption: when you’ve been with someone too long viner: chris remson viner: jordan hunter viner: mattgrippi viner: matthew dehoff song: one dance by drake this is boris laursen and this is lucas/phucas making fun of him viner: faisal ahmed this is lucas mocking a vine that brittany furlan made? I think? maybe it was le le pons caption: steve harvey just couldn’t take it anymore viner: kenny knox viner: caleb hurst (other dude is ricky montgomery) caption: cat calling girls viner: carly incontro viner: aaron chewning viner: regaljoe / caption (paraphrased): dissociating at a party caption: sad guy who can only get cheered up by outdated memes caption (paraphrased): vine comments context: lucas (josh’s brother) allegedly spent $50 on that cowboy hat caption: if vines had youtube intros caption: dudes viner: nolan roseborough / caption: if pokemon players were intimidating as fuck song: store by carly rae jepsen song: mobile suit woe by xavier wulf caption: the first person to blink was probably terrified caption (paraphrased): the sound white people make when they bump into you viner: michael persad / caption: I don’t know this kid but I like him viner: danny gonzalez / caption: we are men viner: go away vendela viner: regaljoe / caption: xXCurtChaosXx #legalizeferrets viner: köksal baba viner: noel miller viner: evan breen caption: camp unplug viner: chloe lmao / caption: vine comments context: america’s next top model caption: the shit gay guys send me on snapchat caption: canadian rap battle explanation: this is the number from kiss me through the phone by soulja boy caption: girls in benjamin button’s high school were just waiting for him to glo up viner: michael persad caption: when your mom cuss you out in front of your friends caption (paraphrased): long distance s/o doesn’t understand time zones caption: wen ur mad at ur mom but she puts on ur favorite song caption: serial killer roommate viner: spock caption: mr gates plays a prank viner: shan dude caption: spanish class caption (paraphrased): wonder why they cut this scene from harry potter context: this was published the day the vine shutdown was announced caption: spelling bee caption: 10 hour shifts viner: lil gute caption (paraphrased): growing up with an older brother viner: hampton248 / caption: party rehearsals: for defending the girl you’re gonna meet from todd viner: cole hersch caption: rap battle with an alien caption (paraphrased): your one friend that really wants to fuck a burrito caption: opinion olympics caption: every girl’s snapchat story caption: gangsters who meet up at the diner to talk about movies caption (paraphrased): when white people drop something caption: youtube comment thread viner: getter / caption: this is wat white ppl do in the airport wen u catch them staring at u caption: judge on the voice who just doesn’t give a shit anymore viner: prozd / caption (paraphrased): cats caption: when a video game dialogue option is way more aggressive than you anticipated viner: matt post caption: bachelorette this season seems mean caption: blood gets something in his eye caption: serial killer roommate caption: job interview caption (paraphrased): mom who doesn’t know what weed looks like

A New Year of Lying to Myself… In Song!! | Sanders Sides

A New Year of Lying to Myself… In Song!!  | Sanders Sides


What’s this? 2016 has evolved into 2017? Or devolved. . . We don’t know yet. We’re gonna find out together. [Intro music] What is up, everybody?! Welp, another year has come and gone. So long, 2016! And you know, despite all the cruddy things that happened during this past year, I have to be thankful for all the things I was able to accomplish. I got to hang out with the Teen Titans Greg Cipes: [Beast Boy voice] Teen Titans? Thomas: Hi. You guys live in a secret base? Greg Cipes: Totally secret, bruh. Thomas: Then why is it a building shaped like a gigantic T? Greg Cipes: Didn’t think about that. . . Thomas: No, you didn’t. Khary Payton: [Cyborg voice] BOO YAHH!!!! Tara Strong: [Raven voice] Azarath metrion ZINTHOS! Thomas: So cool! So, Robin, what can you do? Scott Menville: [Robin voice] I can say, TITANS GO!!! Yeah? Thomas: Great . . . I got really obsessed with Hamilton, and then I bothered some of the original cast. Thomas: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir? Leslie Odom Jr.: That depends, who’s asking? Thomas: Okay, you don’t have to be rude. I’m just a big fan. Sorry. Thomas: Have you heard the Hamilton mixtape? Have you heard the Hamilton mixtape? Have you heard the new Hamilton mixtape? Anthony Ramos: Dude, yes! I got to have fun with some of the Crystal Gems and Steven Universe. Thomas: Who ate my fries? Lapis? Jennifer Paz: [Lapis voice] I don’t like fries. Thomas: Pearl? Deedee Magno: [Pearl voice] I don’t like food! Thomas: Steven? Zach Callison: [Steven voice] It was Amythest! Michaela Dietz: [Amethyst voice] Yeah, it was! Thomas: UGHHHH!!! I got to go to the Tonys, got to travel to different countries, I performed at VidCon, I went to Playlist and had a huge birthday surprise thrown for me on stage, I won a Streamy award, I collabed with soooo many of my YouTube heroes, AND I went on tour with my first original musical and met so many of you guys across 17 different cities in the U.S. and Canada! Whooooo! (Gasps for air) So the question remains: What comes next? Logic: Good question! OOHkay, my logical side is back, everyone. Logic: It’s the beginning of the year, which means we… Both: …make New Year’s resolutions.
Logic: Very good. Well, I was just thinking, like, goals to set this year for my videos. Logic: Good videos come when we set a better lifestyle for ourselves, Thomas. now– Logic: –what are some steps we can take to achieve this? Ummmm…. Morality: Really? Can’t think of one? Logic: Now, w-wait a second, this is my turn! Logic: This is the video where I come to help! Morality: Except I’ve already gone through this. Morality: Hey, Dad here. I represent Thomas’ morality– Logic: Oh, come on! Morality: What about learning to cook? And all those other steps towards proper adultery? That’s not the word. That-that doesn’t mean becoming an adult. Morality: Yeah, yeah. Well, whatever the word is, don’t you think that’s something to work towards this year? Logic: Excuse me, but we were just working out what he needs to focus on this year, which in my opinions, is expanding your mind. Good content will only come to your viewers if you educate yourself. Thomas: Yeah…
Morality: Well, that’s all well and good, but how is he supposed to do that when he still needs to work on eating right and taking care of himself more? Yeah, I gotta do that too… Logic: He can do that just fine! He’s severely lacking in the knowledge department! Well… Logic: He’s cooked in the kitchen plenty of times since you’ve talked to him. Morality: Has he now? [laughs] Well, I might need to see some proof of that; should we dust the stove for prints? Princey: Did someone say “prince”? [Thomas & Logic] Noooooo!
[Morality]: Heyyyy! Oh, wow, okay, so my fanciful side is here too now. Princey: Thomas, as you know, I am your hopes and dreams, and you need to dedicate this year to doing all the things you’ve ever dreamed of! Travel more! Act more! Create more! Logic: [yelling]: But how can he do that without knowledge? Morality: Or a healthy way of living? Princey: I get what you two are saying, and I do care about that. But here’s the thing: I don’t really care about that. Logic: OH, my goodness gracious–
Morality: The basic, essential things– [Overlapping speech] [Thomas trying to get his emotions to agree and be peaceful for once.] Anxiety: So, isn’t this nice. Oh, good, my anxiety, right on time. Princey: What are you doing back here? Anxiety: All these emotions and thoughts in complete turmoil? How could I not show up at this party? Logic: Unbelievable. This was totally supposed to be my video. Anxiety: Get over it. You’re the least popular character, and you know it. Thomas: [clicks tongue] Ooooh… Morality: [cough, repressed giggle] Princey: Curse you for making me laugh. Anxiety: This whole thing just amuses me, because you’re gonna waste all this time picking out goals for the new year, what you need to start doing, or stop doing, and in a month, probably less, it’s all gonna be for nothing. You’re gonna stop trying and go right back to before. It’s all meaningless. Thomas: Nuh-uh! Anxiety: Yuh-huh! Princey: We’ve got this. He’ll definitely stay true. Logic: Well, looking at facts, we have been pretty bad about sticking to goals in the past. Morality: Can’t lie about that. Anxiety: See? You know it’s true. Princey: Ugh. I do not like you. Well, this year it could be different, right? Right? ♫I’ll cut out carbs to lose some weight.♫ That’s a lie. ♫I won’t go to bed so late.♫ LIE! ♫I won’t be so shy to date.♫ LIE ♫I won’t do so much riffing.♫ ♫Lieeeeeee.♫ ♫I will go to the gym and get real strong.♫ Lie! ♫All my work I won’t prolong.♫ Hah! Lie. ♫I’ll stick to goals the whole year-long.♫ ANOTHER LIE! ♫I won’t sing so many Disney songs.♫ You’re kidding, right? ♫Let’s face the facts and come to terms it’s time to realize.♫ ♫These goals are only merely hope we quickly leave behind.♫ ♫They’re lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeees!♫ Anxiety: Give it up. Resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself. Shouldn’t even try. Okay, maybe thinking big like that is not the way to go, but resolutions don’t have to be big. They can be reasonable. ♫I could cook a meal or four.♫ True… ♫Keep my clothes neater in my drawer.♫ True. ♫Improve my credit score.♫ So true. ♫Tell my loved ones that I love them more.♫ That’s cute! :3 ♫There’s a book I’ve meant to read…♫ True. ♫Do my best to do good deeds.♫ (LOUD GASP) True! ♫Take the time for me I need.♫ Too true! ♫Follow less and take a lead!♫ ♫Don’t kid yourself, you know your year can’t be that sublime.♫ ♫You may be right, but I’ll prove you wrong. We’ll both find out in time♫ Thomas: ♫If they’re lies lies lies lies lieeeeeeeees.♫
[L,M,P]: [harmonizing] ♫Ooooo♫ ♫They could be lies lies lies lies lieeeeeeeeees.♫
[L,M,P]: [harmonizing] ♫Ooooo♫ ♫I won’t let them be lies lies lies lies lieeeeeeeeeees.♫
[L,M,P]: [harmonizing] ♫Ooooo–♫ ♫I’m doing fine.♫ Anxiety: You sicken me. You can’t always rely on a catchy tune to solve your problems.
[Tune continues lightly in background] Princey: I disagree. So long, Anxiety. Anxiety: Ugh, it’s gonna be stuck in my head all day. So, the bottom line here is to start with little things to work on Logic: And then go from there. Morality: No pressure either way. Princey: Even a little progress is progress. This I can work with. Thank you- (song abruptly stops) Logic: Wait- okay, you get out- Princey: (surprised noise)
Logic: (quickly) Yep- no-n-n-nope. Logic: Just get out- great- siiink down- perfect- sink down- there you go- right-
Princey: Oh, I– oh… well alright… I guess… Logic: Alright, now you– fantastic– go ahead…
Morality: Me too? Well I was gonna- Logic: Oh, no, no, no- no witty quip, no dad joke, just sink down.
Morality: I was gonna- Logic: Just sink down- sink- peeerfect- sink d- peeerfect.
Morality: (confused) Uh- wh- yes Logic: Alright, great. (To Thomas) Okay- continue Thomas: Thank you? Logic: You’re WELCOME! Logic: See, this was MY video, I helped, just me, no one else. (music continues) Alright, well now that THAT’S all settled, I hope all of you figure out some nice, achievable goals to work on for this year. And until next time, take it easy guys , gals, and non-binary pals. PEACE OUT- Morality: Hey! My New Years resolution is 1080p! Logic: Doh, COME ON! Big thank you to my friend Chris for helping to create that little ditty, he’s an absolute musical magicman, and all his information is down in the description below. And THANK you, to all of you guys for making this past year so utterly AMAZING! And here’s to an awesome new year. Princey: Hey Anxiety, if you had to have a New Years resolution what would it be? Anxiety: [tongue clicks] Probably to find darker eye shadow to better match my soul. Princey: YOU are an EMO NIGHTMARE. Anxiety: [tongue clicks] Thank you.

Sound in Color – Gabriela Bee (Official Lyric Video)

Sound in Color – Gabriela Bee (Official Lyric Video)


I feel there’s something changing In realtime It’s a transformation that I Can’t hide no You light me up like it’s nothin’ You making’ me into something With a fire inside Yeah When I’m fallin’ apart Yeah you’re always my safety net Take a jump Off the edge And I know That you’ll never Let me fall It’s a rush to the senses Such a sweet luminescence That I can’t quite describe Oh I’m seeing sound in colour Every time that I get around ya Oh Oh Oh No I’ll never Let you go You got me headed straight For the skyline Turning every echo into A symphony And my heart’s screaming loud Yeah Since you came around Yeah No I can’t turn it down When I’m fallin’ apart Yeah you’re always My safety net Take a jump Off the edge And I know That you’ll never Let me fall And I don’t mean To push no I just thought that You should know You take the weight Off my mind Oh I’m seeing sound in colour Yeah Every time that I get around ya Oh Oh Oh No I’ll never Let you go Colour Colour Colour Oh I’m seeing sound in colour Everytime the I get around ya Oh Oh Oh No I’ll never Let you go Oh I’m seeing sound in colour Everytime that I get around ya Oh Oh Oh No I’ll never Let you go Colour Colour Colour Colour

vines that i can quote from memory (tUrN oN cAptIoNs)

vines that i can quote from memory (tUrN oN cAptIoNs)


And they were roommates… Oh my god they were roomates SO ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? WOULD YOU TELL US, THAT YOU’RE OKAY? run A avocado11!11!111! *excitement* thaaaaaannnnnnks.. BABY IT’S YOU YOU’RE THE ONE I LOVE YOU’RE THE ONE I NEEEEED I really can’t stay..=) bABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE I’ve gotta go awa- bABY IT’S COLD do i really have to caption this vine? idk what he’s saying screw that *bEaT dRoPs* Don’t tell your mother *shrugs* Kiss one another? 😀 dIE FOR EACHOTHER hello darkness my old friend GET TO DEL TACO THEY GOT A NEW THING CALLED FR E SH A VOCA DO release allllllllllllll of those sounds that are trapped in your mind. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hi my name is Tre I have a basketball game tOmOrRoW well, I’m a point guarddddddddddd, I got shoe game (ty comment section) SO I AM CONFUSION. why is DIS one Kansas, but DIS one is not Arkansas AMERICA EGGSPLAIN EGGSPLAIN WHAT U MEAN IT’S ARKANSAS???????????????????/// if u love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooh I like ur accent mm where u from I’m LiBeRiAn o my bad ilikeyouraccentwhereyoufrom OH GURL, LEMME GIVE U A KISS tHaT iS gOoD MWAH (((((((((((something wOAH *choke* wait, what’s that? is that a butterfly? it’s me LOOK AT THIS gRaPh 😀 THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY L I F E oCeAn M a N . tAkE mE bY tHe H a N d , LEAD ME TO THE lanD a (hooligan) potato flew around my room before u came excuuuuse all around me are familiar, faces, worn, out,,,,, HELLO MY BABY helLO MY HONEY hello darkness my old friend,,, I SNEEZED ON DA BEAT AND DA BEAT GOT SICKA :’) SNAPBACKTOREALITYOHTHEREGOESGRAVITYOHTHEREGOESRABBITHEcHoKeHESSOM squEEWARD well ^ HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR ME that’s m,y oPINIOOOOOOOOOOON why r u making me sing ? I hate singing,? when do I even come in, I don’t? IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII., DOON’T WAkE ME UP welcome to radio sh,ACK AcK aCk AcK aCk AcK aCk ladies & gentlemen welcome to; T-T-T-T-T-T-TAAAAAARGETTTTTTTT 420 wE LL when life gives u leMONS WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. that your AcTiOnS have C O N SE Q UE NN CES hi :3 ok :’D aAaAaAaAaAahjhhhHHHhhh???/ WHY r u running. WHY R U rUnNiNg!1 from the manatee county fair, Linda Carson, ABC 7,,, would u not eat my pants ? aaAAAAAAAAAAAAH and how much u pay for that taco aye yo u know dis boi’s got his freeee ta- thx for watching 😉

Bazzi – Myself (Official Video)

Bazzi – Myself (Official Video)


(One, Two, Three, Four) I think I’m losing my mind Trying to stay inside the lines It’s like I’m running in place ahhh ah ahh (yeah, yeah) How you keep staying the same? ahhh ah ahh (yeah, yeah) B-B- Baby, I I guess I’m something different And I’m okay with that I can’t fake no more smiles That shit gon’ drive me mad I’m focused on the future Don’t care ’bout nothin’ else oh oh ohhh oh oh oh I’m better by myself I’m better by myself I don’t need no one else I’m better by myself Myself Don’t wanna answer questions Just want your company It’s all good on the surface Show me what’s un derneath I’m not concerned with drama I left that shit in school I’m more concerned with commas Than keeping up with you Keep that away from me I put the Heisman up to bad energy No empathy, especially when the kid off Hennessy Fake friends to me Make my mood go south like Tennessee Make the fool come out like, “Who is he?” I mean, I’m trying to tell y’all I’m better by myself I’m better by myself I don’t need no one else I’m better by myself Myself-self I don’t know who to trust These days everyone’s shady Fool me once, I’m on my own There is no second time, baby That’s the shit I don’t like Please no yes, no maybes What else? I’m better by myself I’m better by myself I don’t need no one else I’m better by myself Myself

TRY NOT TO LAUGH – ULTIMATE Epic Kids Fail Compilation | Cute Baby Videos | Funny Vines 2018

TRY NOT TO LAUGH – ULTIMATE Epic Kids Fail Compilation | Cute Baby Videos | Funny Vines 2018


Good job. Run, run, run, run, run! Run away! ‘Kay, I’m going to place you down. No, please! Help! (somebody shoulda given that girl some help amirite) Carly! (how dare u) Oh my gosh… OOPS! DON’T WRITE ON THAT! My brother is gonna jump over this tower thingy and chair. And what we’re gonna do… please go now. Go [inaudible}! Max let’s see it. Uh oh. (Crying) Well that’s a cool video… not what I planned Quickly, quickly, quickly! Ahhh! (Snorts) It squirted in my face. (Mom laughing) Rarrr! (Farts) Ahhh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh no! It’s okay! Ohhh, did he fall in too? (Laughs) (inaudible yelling) (Laughs) Ahhh! Well… Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh no! (Yells) (Laughs) Ugh! Oh! (Whistle) [Inaudible] Okay. OW!!!! Okay in 3… 2… 1… Ohhhhhh Are you okay? Ya (totally not just emberassed and hurting… ya I’m fine) Aisley, I’m gonna get you! (Laughter) (why are we still here, just to suffer) What- how did you do that? What were you doing? I was- I-I-I I wanted to do this… What did you want to do? This. What? This! Daddy! (Singing) Stop! (Laughter) Billy, stop! I pulled my pants down. You pulled your pants down? Yes. What happened? He got stuck when he tried to climb over the fence So you- so you climbed the fence and then got stuck? Yes, he got stuck- hold on, stop. You can’t! She can do a roll. Can you roll? Oh! Oh! Baby, baby, baby, ohhhh! Like, baby, baby, baby, ohhhhh! Thought you would al- AHHHH! (Laughter) (Attempts to blow) Blow harder, Noah. (Gives up on blowing and spits all over cake) You’re a ninja, remember! (Hmmm sure) OHH! (Laughter) Woah! What’s the matter? (Crying) The lettuce is killing me. Because you had to eat salad?! (Laughter) (Laughs/cries) Alright, ready? Yup! I’m gonna get sick. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Ah! [Inaudible but sounds like ‘geesies’] (Baby talk) (Spanish) (Spanish) (Spanish) (Spanish) Set, hike! (Crash) You can’t get out? W-What did you do? I put my head in You did what? You put your head in there? Well why did you do that? (Screams and cries) Wait wait wait wait wait! I want you to sing that one ’cause you know it’s so good. Okay, after I sing my song- What’s in there? Puppy. Puppy? Puppy? That’s a big puppy. Oh my god! Are you okay?! (he is) Turn, baby! I’m fine! This is what I wanted! What are they, Milo? Show the camera! Q-Tips! You wanted Q-Tips and Santa brought them to you? Ya that’s what I wanted! It’s an avocado! (Laughter) Oh! Ow! I got it! Is that a[n] igloo? We need one more cup Ellie, we need one more cup We need one more cup? Where’s she going? (Laughs) She- she’s getting a cup Kira, blow! (blows, kinda) Ready? Careful! Car! (Laughs) Listen… (downstairs) Hello? Is Daddy in the toilet?! I don’t know, see- I’m in the toilet, baby! Go see! Is he in there? Can you hear me? Ya, he is in there! Daddy are you in the toilet? Woah!! Can I see it? [Inaudible] AAHHHHH it’s creepy but it’s more funner with a box (inaudible) loud laughing ohh… Patrick, oh no! go my dad has a gold tooth, my dad has diabetes ready? yea oww laughing oh crying crinkling noises muffled “oh” boy you should know what you’re fallin for baby do you dare to do this AAAHH Dad are you kidding me?! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH why did you do that? I don’t know. laughs, daddy, can you wash it off? Adam, it’s time for a bath, isn’t it? awww You see the ladybug? No no no Annavea Bye bye that’s a somersault Travi, go laughing no more mister nice guy alright go for it ohh, laughing laughing ohh, my crotch what are the days of the week? (potman?)rootbeer, spider web, winnie the pooh, we have decimont we have, PSR bay I’ll see you later mommy those are the days of the week? this way, oof excuse me can i come in? hiii, door shuts

Very funny russian song. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINING? Хули ты ноешь Азамат Мусгалиев.

Very funny russian song. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINING? Хули ты ноешь Азамат Мусгалиев.


How often we worrying about simple problems? Slow wifi, fast sex, lovely national team loss But there are people in the world who don’t understand us at all Somewhere there is a land plants in the Chinese province. The children sew bags and jeans, collect Ipad, iPhones. There’s only one source of light – the photo of Mao Zedong. Therefore, these oblique lines on the fake tracksuits! These children have not seen the sun, all the grimy, half-starved.
Their parents gave birth to light,
To you in Voronezh (Russian big cityfar inside country) was fashionable! wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINING?
HAA? But somewhere, the sun scorching, on plantations in the Dominican Republic
Cut cane with machetes hard-working juvenile Haitians. Rod bundles that weigh more than them, grimy, half-starved
And the salary at them, you do not laugh,
Per ton just three dollars. These children have not seen the cartoons,
Not insured, wear out the sun,
Their parents gave birth to light,
So you said, “I coffee without sugar!” WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINING?
HAA? Well, somewhere in Afghanistan,
Far from random eyes,
On the secret boundless fields
To the sun stretches marihuana. And grimy children go
Border cherished tropes
With shook his tape packs,
Tucked away in a skinny asses These children are clever and careful,
But they are unhap py everywhere.
Their parents gave birth to light,
To Guf (Russian rap singer likes marihauna alike Snoop Dog) wrote you a song! What the fuck are you whining?
Ha? You, You? What the fuck are you whining? Alas, there are places on our the most sinful of the planets,
Where people drink water from a puddle together with the cows And you say: “Well is there where you do not!”
But where you do not, mate -can be even worse! SO, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINING?
hA?

Best Brent Rivera Instagram Videos – Funny Vines 2018 – Great Vines

Best Brent Rivera Instagram Videos – Funny Vines 2018 – Great Vines


Hey Lindsay last night was so fun. We should do that again Wait what? I don’t know. I’ve never seen before in my life. How does he know your name’s lucky guess thanks, man No really bad Brit. What’s your problem? I guess I took it too far. Yeah, you think Yo, Mason can I play some music sure go for it, bro. Yes? You watch me I can’t breathe Dan Simon do you wanna build a snowman? Or ride our bikes around all say that every soul I know some Good thing I brought my speaker Hey Hey, did you splash me with water like what you splashed me listen. I have a point man lately Twin what twin So I think we just need some time off alright Now you stop what what? Just started working out Lindsay I got you flowers. I think Hey new guard : We’re gonna do this or not yes, she’s coming this way Wow Brad so this is the reason why you broke up with me. Well it looks like you moved on pretty quick, too This is my brother James Live it was like today’s the most awkward thing ever Oh, what’s up, Brad Hey? Oh, this is my new friend mark What’s up? Well? This is my new friend? Jared oh, it’s been bit we’re like best friends. That’s right Hey check out Ben’s new whip oh that’s cute see how Mark’s new whip Hey girls, I’m Fred this is Jerry Ben know he cares Do you guys want to go on the date or something new ones we already have crammed with us. Sorry guys go Let’s go Jerry Hey, what’s up guys? You know what I’m gonna go home and watch the game of Thrones you watch Game of Thrones Tim. Let’s go watch it together. Yeah Hey, dude, this is one of my favorite songs Oh look what you made me do look what you made me do look what you just made To sync to every soft body like a Backroad chatted with my load is off the sweaty knees weak arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already where the sky meets the sea and they come Dancing to this one press it has no lyrics Hey, man you took a picture of us, please yeah, man, I got you are you Is not consistent penis Similarly your mixes I got to a race car All right Mason who’s it gonna? Be me or her dude? I don’t know man. She’s my girlfriend come on, babe. Let’s go okay Put you my boy Funny Yeah, yeah If you’re gross dude your girlfriend’s with another guy Roy serious, I know she’s shooting Cigarette she on him with this guy. This is my brother really bad Great what’s your problem? Montre see an iPod touch. You know hey when you’re talking to on the phone over there. Huh that was my grandma It was our grandma Do your Co fights with another guy throw? Would you stop trying to make me look bad? They’re kissing? Crazy, we are through Come on Gracie Hey It’s not unusual It’s not a queues you up to be loved by everyone Marcus, bro It’s not a fuse you up to be low Start unusual to have fun with anyone I Got a run, but it was great seeing you Jimmy It’s it’s Brett stay classy Jimbo all right It’s been a long day Who do I spy with my little eye Jessica oh just like there it is Jessica. Hey Jessica coming no that in my direction I Don’t wait you hey Jessica And I am so in love with this shape and every time I think you I get and you ever For you you’re just water touch, I’m getting sick of this everybody that you do this Wait Jessica Come on dang it No Rancho oh He’s sleeping Brett wait God wait what mom it’s Saturday you have things to do around the house, honey You have to wash the dishes clean your room and do your laundry more but to be honest today, I don’t feel like doing anything Right is nothing I’m coming over there dragging you out of your bed by your hair is it? Apology accepted Brent hurry up and get dressed What was that honey oh, I’m up I Hate that guy wait Mason yeah, I hate him dude I hate that guy – no way did we just become best friends yes Look it’s Derek. I’ve always hated that guy oh Man I hate that guy wait you hate Derek – yeah that guy’s a jerk Dude go talk to it, okay, I will Bret I have to get something off my chest. I really really like your friend Hey guys check this out Guys guys guys check this out I can bottle it look at this

Try Not to Laugh – Top 10 Worst X Factor Auditions (Cringey)

Try Not to Laugh – Top 10 Worst X Factor Auditions (Cringey)


Hi, how are you? Thank you [very] much good. What’s your name? Jay stop valentine [my] [speech] a star, and when did you [started] music? I was like 16 I start doing gigs and you think you can win. I’m sure I’m sure my life eh Okay, what you’re gonna sing for us. I might have those eyes on the back hallelujah, okay, okay? Good luck package very Major there the [Bahaha] [Cookie] composing Yeah Yeah Hallelujah Hallelu [are] you to a kitchen chair? She broke up home and she cuts your hair? I’m from It’s not so one you see the light. It’s a call. It’s a broker Yeah I’ve heard a lot of russians of that song But nothing a stranger’s died you find that sound like a dope? I couldn’t my reminder were [Lira] strange or underneath it’s [like] really weird Are you serious now? It’s nervous. Yeah, we’re not connecting [the] dots. It’s not as usable as maybe you’re hearing inside of your head, okay [we’re] gonna Vote right now. You need Korea Gonna have to be a no for [me]. No for me. It has to be a no for me lugar formal. Thank you for coming Often even when I walked in up with them softly after that yeah, [oh], definitely didn’t expect that you and Your name is champagne Champagne right and how talented are you? well [II] might say in my opinion I [think] I’m very talented, but I’ll leave it for you three or to judge me and champagne Why have you got two pairs of sunglasses? Louis [epis] image left image fitter playing guitar so [champagne] would you think [lace]? He’s [fun] to see ya Then I can do He [palestinian] There’s nothing to wear Hardly Butterfly How do we fight [interest] are you? Thank you? You came in you called yourself champagne. You sounded like house wine. I mean that sort of sums up a performance There you are that’s the problem cricket the console so we can see what you’re all about that’s better. You know There’s no point are sitting here pretending that someone who is a bad sound alike is going to do well That’s the reality it’s a penny because the image is really good looks like he’s works in a poultry factory He’s got two pairs of sunglasses and a plastic microphone. How can you say the English in which is good [when] it’s different It’s [really] [looks] like [the] deli counter. It’s saying absolutely yes, that’s what it was a white. No. [no] honestly champagne. It’s not good enough Champagne champagne champagne we’re going to say no, okay, louie yes, or no Champagne please okay, you’re not going to change my mind champagne champagne We’re not going to change our mind honestly no no champagne your flat What’s up with your name? Dylan Dylan Wall smell [freud]. How old are you doing 18 18 and where y’all from? Kentucky how’d you can’t hear from Kentucky did you drive actually I [sold] my truck and And come here man. I’d get airplane Kickin be here [Rosina] right there. You know and be there You know doing like to get a ticket here. Yeah, so this competition really means a lot to you the world man do you want to be a singer more than anything, so [what] would you do with a five million dollar recording contract? What’s the first thing you would buy? That’s rough Okay, [gillis]. I’m guessing talking is not your strong suit, [so] [we’re] going to go straight to the singing Are you ready ready? I’m ready. Oh Okay, I got this tall rule is who got it? I’m throwing it. Oh got it, okay? Thank you. Drop. It is new Daddy I bet on more popping the gurkel [the] [breakers] right [a] [live] advocate I got niggas ticket you get it if you throw it here bang bang for personal damn You land [up] first [off]. Oh, [you] got your buck [dipper] I’m talking about It but I want [not] matter check your bladder. [oh] Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan that was horrible I Think it’s time for you to leave the stage [hourglass] the sponge it’s right there. It doesn’t matter that it’s rainy feeling because a matter of Act stupid sponge below This final don’t care about the fun this fine. Don’t care about the fun [disciplines]. I want to publish his [oh] one was fun He sold his truck to do that wow thousand thing What’s your name? My name is villain hello [coolant] and here you aspire to be like I can be a bigger challenge on wow Yes, and what you can assign for today train engine sweat my shuttle gosh, okay? When you’re ready [hey] with nothing in my place. I see Frightfully [hey], I know you Celebi Spain [have] [a] [seat] Betweenness yes come to you Hey But what was that you sang? Syngenta Celine dion my heart will go on that. Wasn’t an arm and arm, and I’m I mean look darling It’s not to see you. Have a bad voice Honestly conserve never heard anything like that in my life. I mean you were singing notes which have never been invented It was powerful, [but] it was just out of tune babe. All right louie yes, [Eleven]. No cheryl you know Nothing nice for me. We have to know How the lens performance has gone down well like this much I just want one good Pure name and a Celtics offer okay. I’m sophie. Are you from [hotly] toes? I’m sophie is this your first audition. Yeah in front of a live audience like this. Yeah, okay? Who’s with you today? My mom my dad and my honey and are they supportive? Yeah very good Okay, okay. What’s it [song] love you. I do by Jennifer Hudson Okay You saw Miss Ma Yeah Because you got me [on] guys. Oh, God [Nico]. Oh Well, let me start off by saying you sophie our beautiful girl. Thank you. I’m not Gonna Lie you have power and projection Unfortunately we were missing the pitch and the tone Yeah, you need all of those things I want to [try] [and] be encouraging, but it was vocally really really bad So pierson-El to me okay. I’m gonna have to say now right now [Felicia]. It’s a night for me before no, sorry If I was my child, I would say something, I think Mr.. [oncologist] an autopsy done really well you know for the work [oughta] [make] the change more one thing Hello What’s your name? My name’s the Omkar judge, okay? Why are you here wrong car because I believe I’ve [got] what it takes to make the x factor. Are you gonna win? Yes? I am good. Who are you as good as Michael Jackson Daniel, Bedingfield? George Michael all right All right, you know I [going] Where are we done to the world? Look what we done Were about all the peace that [you] [pledged] your only son Did you ever stop to notice? all the children Dental world Did you ever stop [to] notice? Was crying at the sweep? ah Or a yoga photographer, I thought now the flair thought out the foldable. [oh] Wow, our we doesn’t be sure Doesn’t know What the hell the heck wow my [voices] are there, so it is a seriously? I am a tree performer I’ve been in karaoke finals without looking the screen, and I’ve had [95%] of the audience on my side I’m going to be on this review, Annika it is one of the worst I’ve ever ever heard Did you win? Hello Hi, boy, alright, and here. [we] got here Anton and [so] [alan] [says] and what makes you different from everyone else in the charts today? Well, we got [along] [spat] over it was if we had to say one. [we’re] probably like p diddy in Russia Okay, but you sounds honest or any things on his own he sounds a bit [like] [a] ghastly as well Right so [IP] [really] oh sure and rick astley. Okay. It’s good look and Guys presume you think you can win what happens when you win? What’s the next stage well? We won’t be worldwide selling artists okay off you go okay, [I’m] whoa, whoa mysterious girl Your body comes to mind with your body come on with your body I Stop and stare at you walking on the Shore. [I] Just come to treat a man was to make [booklets] all the charcoal scene Are you taking a berber? Anger when I look at you, oh fall in love No [doubt] you look so fast [we] all Wanna make you mine yet. Come on. Just leave me be please one I love woman that the love I’ll just use lonely [men] whoa nothing like a kid Yeah, one, just let me be please Maestro I’ve been [it] [smaller] hands and death it. Just come on say now guys come on. Come [on] We know what [we’ve] know a good enough. I’m not disrespectful We’ve usually pretty good. [hello] Anton said I mean it was just crazy bad This chance we will [prove] [to] you will be run which we can get written jobber with your sons You [are] just whenever I didn’t like this one. Show [me] the world absolutely [we’ve] heard nothing like this alright Let me yes or no no cheryl yeah, no, I don’t think you’re right, please please do [-] um guys Come on guys guys guys guys get a note Yeah, the other reason [lagom] [on] [ice]. Ye? better to live like A Haunting one of the mine see you mine, our god’s sake it’s a long time on Bonnie arjun singh on no I’m single Bronson guys because I’m really here oo s you – cheese which [which] song [you] [go] to leave put the Bill When having a [mole] jerry I’m new to the [show] yeah. I’ve [been] [jordan] yeah the best. I can do okay, okay? I’m gonna start okay, okay? Okay, can I ask you a question aaron Aaron, but to get a little bit more about you. I’m hannah Like Jeremy 348 yeah, I live in London. Okay, got it I’m gonna Begin yeah, yeah in a one being the one making a benefit fucking went for me and the entire human race now People talking you can’t enough with the living It’s gonna better [for] [you] But you went for me one for Guinea in the world Thank you Thank you Danny next rounded off Adnan Louie never Good Carol Ten out of ten for trying okay? Thank you. Yeah, I’m gonna go along with cheryl on that that doesn’t mean you’re going through to the next round But I mean effort everything kel great okay, thank [you] everyone anyway? again So aaron you didn’t get through look you can turn supplier. Nothing there. Which is great, okay? I think you should be happy with that. Thank you. Thank you Hello, hello, sir and what’s your name [swede]? Where are you from I’m from west London, but originally I come from France put your job I’m a [waiter] Katrine assistant to watch your ambition if you come one dream in the whole world What would it [be] my biggest dream is to record an album? What are you going to sing? I’m gonna sing vision of yeah, is your love And it was harder to give it to me Again that was not vision of Love by Mariah Carey Fuck your next song I can sing you a hero if you want No, I know what it’s going to sound like [see] you on hero and oh oh I am for you oh [hey] Oh my God His 120 puzzled here, okay. This was like something out of star Wars [I] couldn’t literally could not understand a word. It was a language which has never been in heard or Invented nobody in a million billion years would play that version on the radio and see you know our Best person here over the house it wouldn’t happen, but most amazingly This slot was singing along [with] you This means this lot for me or mad and I can tell you I’m not the mad one here sometimes you’re wrong Gonna have to vote Louis. I currently enjoy your performance. I think you’re very very a difference Well, you’re not right with this competition No Say no never ever it’s over So it’s all over [for] fluid he goes home with its dreams of becoming the next mariah in Wow What is your name? He’ll godly? He’ll I take it. You love to [think] yeah Yeah, I’m classically trained [Kennel] and stuff and then started writing in my 20s. Hi, gio What are you gonna? Sing doing that I wrote and it’s just a feel-good song I’ll best of luck. Thank you [I] Must plug with this button, and I’m gonna take you up touch the [hump] system um too much it just enough Put a smile how I get around Get me down Does not add us. I don’t ask for much. We can do built with the stars literally Let’s do don’t be a prude I in the box complete all the people actually it never ceases to be a part of others or not [if] I’m coming I Never stop it. I’m [done] almost like I’m trouble where it’s all going He’s going to the way What the bloody hell was that I got I’ve got float on kill Gentle Belly but you know here I came here, and I’ve put five million dollars on the line here and and That is I bet what you’re thinking genuine me. I have other songs too, but appear I Like this little colony I bet that : we lose Koala Okay, so listen that was offensive disgusting the space room Upsetting get him out of the building oh Yeah, [vo] I’m a little [thomas]. [hi]. I’m gonna have to say no [a] [cheerless] [a] nose, so that’s the box we’re going to save you I think

Top 10 funny performances Got Talent

Top 10 funny performances Got Talent


This Is a Fairy Tale of love thank you This is the Story about love When a guy needs a Girl in a bar he see the girl All he wants to say He’s a Great Big hello? She looked Lovely the dress that Night she Was wearing Was She wasn’t looking at It so he showed her his best dance mouse Freedom One Drink What you want Fair Enough The guy in Says I’m Sorry i’ve Got a little Toilet don’t go he says please don’t go The Game comes back Hey When i come back to my place Rat Copy the guy Says Hey The Guy Got the girl and Now they be together for 45 Years Is that Mary tale table thank you for watching oh? This is my Good Friend Pissarro It’s a Brazilian Word It means Bird Bird Bird Bird They Call me Third Bird Third Mutant look At her Miss Miss french See The Vixen of Diddly It’s Actually Vicar of Dibley You’d Pray for What you want all three four dogs Funny Who the hell is that That’s Kyle He’s Ugly That’s enough You don’t That Was a Matter of Time You don’t tell Him he’s ugly huh you don’t do That apologize telling You Sorry I’m sorry You’re Ugly no i apologize Kyle I’m sorry I love you in this French Talk to her properly engage her in conversation How old are you, no, no no You don’t ask a Lady her age What year You thought no i Love You i know you love us stop Saying It i Love you All right That’s enough That’s enough i gonna sing to her there’s no song we’re not doing a song hit the music I will always love sure yes Always All right a moment to be here yes all right i don’t Mean Be here i mean Just yes What’s your name My Name’s Graham Well Well Do You want me full name i’ll Get People They my full name is Mark or Graham Blackledge But Everybody Calls me graeme In fact i didn’t even know i called Michael so is about 11 because no And Then It took me a year to figure out. How to spell it because it’s it’s an Awkward When i am You’re Very Likable Very okay Michael What are you gonna do what Am i going to do I’m going to play the organ and then i’m gonna Play and sing Whilst Playing the Organ so the organ Playing is What You’d like? To be doing a Full time The Organ Playing yes yeah i Play the Organ Yeah Will You Play the Organ fish Now please yeah good Good Luck Do you Say Go or do i Just AnyWay Every not Oh sorry That Was Horrific oh? Because you you were smiling at us in this Weird Way the Whole Way through i can cut the smile can I Hear you singing and Playing the organ Together but Without The Weird smiling We are going smile so i Just carry on from where i left off Sangram Singing Stop coming Up More Listening to you talk Than i do listening to you Play If I’m being Honest but when you had she started Doing Bad but i quite enjoyed you in some Weird Way It was hideous It’s like eating Vanilla Ice Cream With the sausage They co go together Vanilla and Sausage Have You ever thought Just Doing stand-Up Comedy Um i’ve i thought about doing stand-Up comedy yes you we’re talking Okay i’m gonna Kick this off with a note alicia There’s something about You that i absolutely love i’m going to Say yes Williams You are a Very Funny Man An ellipse the king to me the tape David Yes or no You Know what i’d love to see you again it’s a Year I have to get three? Right okay could We Have the name of the actress Just James and ed okay right What’s the act I’m a ventriloquist for the day okay and do You think you can win of Course i come really well we’re gonna give It a Good shot Looking okay all right Best of Luck All right Then Guys I’m a Little Bit Nervous about introducing You to ed because he speaks a bit too much It gets me in a bit of Trouble But i want you to be nice to him because he’s Only 12 Years old and he’s Been Under my bed in a box For The last three Months Gathering Dust I Read oh Wave you taking me James who these People i told You this morning we’re Auditioning Oh i see there’s alesha dixon we’re on street he comes dancing I Told You This Morning Simon cowell Butch But That’s so So so so scandalous Hey stop messing about come on We Need to be on with our rats we’ll Get Buzzed off okay Who’s that on the end David Walliams You Know David Walliams he swam to turn two did the china all Spots relief David Williams Not Williams Williams is like The Greatest comic Genius of our Time No Do you know anything come fly with me Well That coffee Without cost Without Sugar We Got Sweetener We Got Guts to make a Hot Hot fire But The Lord decided Today Would Be The day When we’d have no Water so we’ve got. No choice but. To close the shop So you do Know he is there appears There’s no Who’s that there Baywatch Baby Boobs are you Saying That we’re in the same Room From Cheaper By The Dozen – Why didn’t you Say Who’s the funny-Looking one on the end That’s Simon Cowell Everyone Knows Simon Cowell He’s like The King of England he wears his trousers Up to here If it What’s his talent James What’s his talent oh Does he clean Up Does he clean Up What Does it wash Up Does he wash or Does he Brush off no, he doesn’t brush Up so you’re telling me that he Does nothing The boy Does nothing I don’t want to go in the back get back any bomb but don’t let Go in the box this is rod call me bubbles Everybody died Wasn’t Supposed to happen Wasn’t Supposed to be as Good as It Was David It Was Annoyingly Really Perfect Yeah It Was Annoyingly Good i wasn’t Expecting that at All at Your iMpression for Very Very Good David i Say Yes 100% yes yes you go for Yeses And for My Second song i’d like to I met This Girl She’s Just Great This girl i Just adore The Problem is she has Much more Than i had Bargained for She’s Got that style She’s Got that smile She’s Got the walk She’s Got The Tuck She’s Got That Zing There’s Just one Thing She’s Got a Penis She’s Got That flame that Was Watch away That Girlish Great Speed it’s Got Pizzazz too Bad she has a Penis It’s always Some failure always some flaw ain’t that What they Call? Murphy’s law But male Genitalia That’s where i draw the line Besides Hers is bigger Than mine Cuz under That Dress She’s Got a P and is yes Thank you Very Much So you wrote the song is that right yes Didn’t. Happen to you Is this a true Story and you Turn it into a song well actually something like That Happened to a friend of mine? Oh, oh i know those friend of mine Things But This is true Actually You Have no idea What you Just did in my house my Children? Are all sitting in the audience and They all Will Be singing that song Later on Tomorrow? Very Catchy Tunes i tell them to catch It i like to write Catchy Tunes They don’t write on like that anymore Crow tell You something you know i’m really Thinking you’re a Breath of fresh air This Is one of Those acts that are a waste of time i was gonna buzz him this and then All of a Sudden you Kicked in with that Brilliant Lyric and and you know What Good for you you know A year 84 Year old guy you think 84 Year old Guys Have lost Their sense of humor You’ve Got It in spades Earlier Age absolute Melby Ray You are a Naughty Funny dirty Thank you Dear and i loved it baby Laughs Thank you we Need more Laughter how’re you up on your feet i love it i’ll tell You something you’re Funny and Witty and personable and i Just i can’t see enough of you i love you mr. Jesse yes yeah Ram how many of You Perry yes Good Evening he Doing Why oh? you Brought oh it’s Bringing right Sorry i couldn’t Find a Babysitter Now that you’ve done Sorry Be right with you Mira That’s not a Mirror That’s how we Know so listen You go to sleep Now Time for The Story okay okay all right I’m Really Sorry if i tell You a quick Story You promise me you go to sleep straight Away this is the story of Little Red Riding Hood i heard She was walking through The Woods on the way to her Granny’s house When all of a Sudden Out Jumped a Big Bad wolf well Yes a Nasty One With Bigger With It yeah i don’t like it no but it’s part of the story oh? but It has to be like okay All Right Okay i’ll change it What What You’ll me to change it to Duck The Thing is with the story It won’t Work as a Story if It’s a Duck Duck okay Okay It wasn’t a big bad wolf yeah it was a Big Bad Duck Little Red Riding Hood Was Really Frightened well Because She wouldn’t be Frightened of a Fluffy Yellow Duck WouLd she know hence you’ve done it again in my Story Doesn’t Work you Keep Doing this to my story you keep Making me put ducks in them They don’t Work Your stories When they were ducks in them What about Yesterday’s Goldilocks and the three ducks Snow White and the Seven Duck Why do you Keep Saying Duck yeah This is fun for the Whole Family’s a Big Family Show and you’re a Big Family act How many of The puppies have you got i have i have a couple more There’s more to me than What You’ve seen so far? Right oh She wants to see your puppet Well i Just think that Your material is really Really Clever and you do Make us believe Like They’re real They’re Really Two People on the stage Very Very good you know you’re a Cartoon come to life i felt like i Was watching a Great? Cartoon You and This Baby and This dialogue Is so fabulous You’re gonna be a main contender i mean i don’t think There’s anyone sitting in this Room right Now who doesn’t believe It Was Wonderfully Orchestrated That Joke-Telling Was Great He’s made a Grown Man Feel like he was a Kid and i Just felt Myself Just Laughing and I felt Joy and i want that Feeling and i want Everybody to feel that Feeling of Joy so i love comedy and i love you so Compliment Marlon on his choice Because i feel like we’ve Got a Great guy in you That’s such a Talent What a Gift you have? Going straight Through The Radio City Music Hall Thank you Very much Yeah Careful You’re gonna lose My Voices oh i got the loyal car After Hot We Got The Wild Card What’s It going to do you make you talk i made you the finest Listen Hmm i’m a Ventriloquist What’S that Right There Chickadee Trying to the tiny Chicken Yeah the dough sticking nobody taught Sing to get away to annoy to go He’s a Little Weird You Know Now a Hypnotist puts People to Sleep So you Missed the manda this week yeah i didn’t think i was gonna see you again des you know what she didn’t call on? Me this Week awesome and i’ve Been Calling you? Hd Pcs that Because we’re on television and you’re in high definition Nervous cuz on the hot done Trust me Simon oh not you i thought i’d sent you home Finish My act yet You see you’re a Sensation with the ladies all Over the World yes i am Just tell me can You Let me in on your little secret where i speak different languages Really can You Speak spanish can You know how am i going to do it then I’m gonna count to ten in english and then You translate okay let’s see what you got One uno two dos Three hang on What this isn’t going to work No, no you’re gonna count. To. Ten yes. How do i know when you get to six Is this going to hurt Shut up louie That’s not me Looks Just Like Him Already Hello sunita Listen to me yes you two always Together mask as We Go together so well We Go together Together The dog and It’s a Big practice Whenever You’re Ready Hey you can Say Good evening you speak english It’s my knife come on hey Say something Know What why not it’s fantastic come on it’s a present see durch yes no, no listen in english See Spanish We Saw Say okay Hey Wendy listen to me you think i am stupid yes So well you don’t want. To speak anymore no okay and now oh yes i want you Know you know how to sing know what yes yes yes well we’ll Listen to you It’s about wow and you understand Music Plays we’re gonna sing something for you all right okay don’t look at me look at the audience the exact Feelings come on nothing Marcy Trying to fuck All Together okay no please come on you Say it’s Pretty Thing Good talent okay auto Get That Feeling Amazing What’s her name Wendy Try and Try and Listen When the Dunya yeah i’m emotional He’s Waited a long time for this moment? for Nine Years Simon Has Said he wanted a dog That could meow or sing and your dog did both Those Things Wow i don’t know how she does that how you taught her to do it but it was incredible oh? Thank you so much How does she know the words She’s Very Clever It’s an incredible actor Not One we’re never gonna Forget Fantastic Really something Special Right David Well This Is a Very easy yes yes for me yes for me You’ve Got four big fat yes Sorry Bit Nervous I’m Phil W Green and i’m 21 and i’m gonna be doing comedy Impressions Fella do Do This Full Time No i don’t know what do you do i work at Body Shop at the moment as a customer Consultant But Your dream is to be a big yes i’d love to be on stage did you Bring Anyone with you sir Yeah my friend christie she Work her body felt she did about She’s Recently Left Why because she found a Better Job Where she Now works at Barrett’s I hope he’s good after all of This okay willow Philip You’ve Got Roughly two Minutes Let’s do it okay Hello i’m Danny Pastor day And Today we’re going to be help Working Out so everyone put Your Hands out in front of you Spread YouR legs and do some squats Diana Baby Martin Fowler so far Isn’t It right dog Part Wimpy power Winching Whoa it’s so nice to be here oh man We sure and Today’s guest is absolutely Fantastic you know what i’m gonna meet her hello oh Thanks for Having me Charlotte Recently oh my god i mean oh? My Goodness have you Seen the bacteria and here is awful oh? It’s me The Point is think about your actors that You are Just Laughing before You even did anything Thanks Davis You’Re Like a Butch version of me you’re Very Very Funny guy i’d like to see some more of you in the act as well because You are hysterically Funny as you as Well Are you sure you’re not related to stacey solomon i wish i was thank you i’ve seen her from a distance and i was Really Funny It Was like The World Record for How many Impersonations you can do in two Minutes i found it difficult to keep Up with some of them the ones That Works were great thanks But You are a Naturally Funny guy thanks Slightly Bonkers but i like That I’m gonna take a Boat maybe jason I’M gonna Say yes yes for me And We Have Actually had some Good impressionists on the show this year? So you have Got some competition but i am going to Say oh Thank you Very Much Need how many of You here tonight are ready to Enter the land of make-Believe Looks Like How he’s already in the land of make-Believe Which Makes You the perfect person to Join me Up here on stage Would you mind let’s Hear It for howie Mandel Everyone yes thank you in your own time howie i understand you’re allergic The Longer is longer You take The Shorter my acti quayle’s and have a Seat There howie tonight live from Radio City? You are going to become a Human Ventriloquist Dummy okay Now all you have to do All you have to do is keep looking Out there all right Let me do all the talking okay and i’ve Got to say That’s? a Pretty Good fit By The way this is charlie are you okay charlie yes thank you first of All We Got to find you a Voice i mean It Matches your physical appearance something butch something macho are you okay Well It Shots me It Shocked me i was only Joking I’M going to change the voice no, no i like it Okay i want to say no to my fans you want To say Hello to this Lot Just Turn to people on the right give Him a Big Wave Say Hello Hello Nicely done Now The People on the left say hi to them And Now the People write up a talking my big sexy hello hello did you see them waving back yeah Idiots Now Stop Touching me What Get away What start Touching me what do you Mean I’m not touching Get away okay alright alright is that far enough Perfect Hey how are you doing That I’ve Got a little controller in my hand Here oh wow That’s amazing She’s Got a controller Hidden control me yes That’s right oh? Now we can have some fun i Get one of Their Judge no i want to be an act you want To be an actress you go and Judge me You want me to Judge you yes go and Sit in my seat i can’t Sit in your seat no no i insist Well if you insist Hello fellow Judges It’s great to be here okay so i can’t believe i’m a Judge on america’s Got Talent so What’s your name Well My name is Um my name Um sorry i get Nervous don’t worry Take your time My name Is Harry Hello Good evening how and What are you gonna do for us tonight tonight i want to do my dancing Look you you don’t have to know now i really want to okay so do you have some moves you like to show us yes stand Up first of all Okay first of all i’d like to stretch i’m gonna do some stretching i’ll Just stretch my arms Like This and My Legs Like Moos okay so now i took this this okay what are you gonna do i’m gonna show you my twerking so i Turn Around i Turn Around I Put My Hands on the seat and i wiggle like That Is that it oh yes hang on let me Turn Around again Yes okay so that Was fantastic Don’t make me laugh though i can’t make you talk and i love So what are you gonna do for your performance This evening Tonight I’M gonna Do some irish dancing Really Naked i I really don’t think this is the chauffeur so well When you’re ready the stage is Yours awesome Job Everyone standing on Their Feet here in radio City