I Wrote a Song for Another Girl PRANK on my Wife! **BAD IDEA** Matt and Rebecca

I Wrote a Song for Another Girl PRANK on my Wife! **BAD IDEA** Matt and Rebecca


HUSBAND SHOCKS WIFE WITH PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENT! | Sam & Nia

HUSBAND SHOCKS WIFE WITH PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENT! | Sam & Nia


Hey guys Trying to hide from Nia. Everybody’s up early. I just got home from work I was hoping everybody would be sleeping because I got some big plans this morning. So I’ve had this dream about Announcing Nia’s pregnancy to her. I wanted to find out before she does and well last night at 1:30 a.m. While I was at work She randomly texts me and says that she’s two weeks late all night long usually Nia goes pee throughout the night She has a bladder the size of a golf ball And she doesn’t flush the toilet at night because she’s afraid she’ll wake up the baby. So here I am And I’m so excited. I have a specimen. I have the specimen I knew it would be there I don’t know if it’ll throw it off because it’s all deluded but um I also brought home a pregnancy test and this time around I’m gonna be doing the announcement at least I hope I hope so bad. She’s pregnant She thinks I’m in here going poop. Yeah, so let’s do this It’s a pretty clear sample Two lines is pregnant Hmm so far nothing on the test Oh, oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh She’s really pregnant Okay, what should I do? How am I gonna annouce it? What am I gonna do? Hey. Good morning kids. Good morning precious. You’re so funny. You’re my precious. How was work? Daddy. What? What were you doing to me? You’re a butt head sometimes. What are you doing? I’m just filming your cute face. What in the world. What, why can’t I film you? You can, but you’re just like randomly like. Flashing it in my face and stuff. She just looks extra cute this morning. I know. You getting wine for us? No, I’m not getting wine, I’m getting jelly for our biscuits. Oh that’s right, you can’t have wine. Why don’t you make a bologna sandwich honey? Bologna. Oh, you can’t have bologna. Bologna! He’s just full of it. He’s full of balogna you guys. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Yeah, I don’t? No! You’re so cute. We’re not gonna announce anything like this. We didn’t even know. We don’t? No, I a haven’t even taken a pregnancy test? And I still really feel like I’m gonna start my period. You haven’t took one? No, I haven’t taken one yet. I’m just telling you my calendar says I’m fourteen days. Dang it, I thought she took one. Oh my gosh! Yeah, we did take one honey. Can you take something on my top pocket right there? Pull it out. Oh my gosh! Pull it out! Gosh you are so funny. Oh, you brought a positive one home. What, what? You’re hilarious! No, it’s true. You’re pregnant? Oh my gosh! You guys he is ridiculous. You’re pregnant daddy? No. Samuel. Daddy only mommies get pregnant. Oh my gosh, you’re crazy. I’m so happy Guys, this is a joke and those of you out there who are like “ah they’re pregnant”. This is a joke. Yeah, it is a joke, the joke’s on you. The joke’s on her right guys. Told, told you! What did you do? Huh? What did you do? Did you get a dropper out of the toilet? No, you didn’t know? I did. No way. Are you serious right now! No way! Are you serious? I’m dead serious. Are you 100% serious? Yeah! I just did it. That’s what I was doing while I was taking a dump Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I can’t believe I’m finding out like this, I had all these plans to tell Sam when I found out. This isn’t fair! This is not fair. I had all these plans Oh my gosh, I’m sorry. So I’m pregnant. Yeah. You’re pregnant? I’m gonna have a baby. We’re having another baby, sweetie. We’re gonna have another little baby here right here. There’s a baby in my tummy She takes a bite of her egg. Are you excited to have another brother or sister? Okay seriously, if this is real, and I’m not about to get like this prank bomb dropped on me. If this is real then I haven’t had like any morning sickness. The only thing I’ve really been having is fatigue like major fatigue. Well it just started you only two weeks. I’m two weeks late. Yeah. That doesn’t mean I’m two weeks pregnant. True. But you’re right oh what if it gets worse. With Symphony we found out when I was two weeks pregnant. Which is very rare I was throwing up like, I threw up sixteen times in a day. And they were like oh yeah very early but you’re pregnant. Abram there’s a baby growing in here. Little baby. Oh man we’re building our family I’m so so thankful I was starting to get a little bit worried that we weren’t going to have another one cause It’s been a while since we haven’t used protection. I cannot believe this. I’m just I just feel so incredibly blessed. Oh my gosh! Abram’s gonna be a big brother. He is, he’s gonna be a big brother. That’s right this little guy is gonna be a big brother. Oh my Gosh! No, sissy. So what are you most excited about Symphony? Holding the baby while mommy makes dinner and breakfast. Oh my gosh, baby you’re so cute thinking about details. I can’t even handle it because those are the things that scare me the most is having to still cook dinner with a newborn and I’m just so emotional that’s so sweet. If you’re new to our channel guys, please check us out. We’ll have more on this tomorrow and the next several years I’m sure. Yes, make sure to subscribe and follow my journey. I’m gonna probably be doing little updates on my phone. This is crazy. I’m gonna make a time-lapse of it all. Are you? This is gonna be awesome. You guys, you guys get to come along and do all of this with us This is the first time in our childbearing years that we’ve had YouTube stuff going on so come do it with us. We’re excited to have you along with us. Maybe we should go do it one more time since I have another one just to be for sure.

I had 24 hours to learn this insane music…

I had 24 hours to learn this insane music…


Last week I was on tour with my band
Sungazer and we were playing shows in the US with Shubh Saran and his band.
Shubh’s band features seven musicians including two drummers. Now, for one of
these gigs in the middle of the tour, one of the drummers was not able to make one
of the gigs. And so I was asked at the last minute if I would like to hop in
and fill in for Josh on this gig. Josh can’t make it to tomorrow’s show because
it’s his one-year wedding anniversary. So he’s going home. [Adam] Fortunately, we
already have two drummers. [Angelo] We’ve got a spare drummer. [Adam] We’ve got a spare drummer on this tour. [Angelo] We don’t have a spare tire, but we have a spare drummer. Now, Shubh’s music is not the easiest music
in the world to learn. There’s a lot of intricate rhythms, there’s a lot of time
signature changes, and again, I’m playing with a second drummer. On top of that, I
would have to learn the music in 24 hours without a drum set and without
rehearsal. We’ve got two long car rides. [Shawn] Yep. [Angelo] Actually we… tomorrow’s only an hour. There’s a lot of things that could have gone wrong on this gig, which made learning the music rather stressful. What’s the hardest Shubh tune in the setlist? Maybe Storm? [Josh] The middle has the hardest…
[Shawn] Just like a lot of details. A lot of time signatures. [Brian] What about Slip? There’s so many like changes in Slip. [Angelo] Slip is hard, but it’s not as long. [Angelo] If there’s like… if you don’t want to learn like all of the set… [Shawn] Yeah, yeah. Well, we’ll see. [Angelo] It’s a lot. Out of all the songs I would say this one probably works
best solo drum. Wouldn’t you say? [Josh] Yeah, it could. [Angelo] I mean it… yeah. [Josh] Right. Now fortunately I did have this one day to kind of hang out with the guys and ask
them questions, talk to them about how they approach this music and how they
approach double drumming. [Josh] For a lot of these I have like note notes about like the stuff I’m doing. Yeah, dude, like maybe I should share this with you if you’re curious. Like for example, I’ll
just write in the shit that I do as compared to what Angelo does. Like the
swell stuff, where the little breaks are. They’re not really indicated in the
charts, you know? [Shawn] Anytime I had a question I would bump Angelo next to me and say, “hey what’s the deal with this thing?” What is that metric modulation between those two songs? It’s not a metric modulation. It’s just different tempos. The last 3 hits of the song are like “da da da.” And then we just add another one, and it’s the ‘2’ of the new tempo. [Brian] It’s like “and four and two”. [Shawn]
“And four and two.” Okay, okay. So I made my notes on an iPad while
driving. I have a system which tells me how long each section is. It’s got all
the time signatures in it. It’s got all the basic notes that I need to know
about the song. [Brian] We’re an hour away. [Adam] Hour away. [Brian] One hour. [Liz] Is this us here? [Shawn] This is us. [Adam] Econolodge. The Econolodge tour! our way [Josh] Captain Groovy’s Grill & Raw Bar?? [All] Oooooohhhhhh. That’s where we’re going. [Shawn] That’s going down. [Josh] Dude, that was my prison name. Captain Groovy. So I’ve
been listening through everything in the van. I’ve got like half of them charted
out. I’m excited but it’s also gonna be a challenge, because this music is not easy.
There’s a lot of little details in there. There’s a lot of time signature changes,
a lot of really specific rhythms, and in addition to that, I’m going to have to be
playing with another drummer, which is Angelo, so we’re gonna have to coordinate
our drum parts and there’s a lot of little details. So, time to get to work. By
the time we arrived to the hotel I had about half of the set transcribed and we
scheduled a meeting among the drummers to talk about the set. [Josh] You like that single knock? Single hit. Maybe like, let’s go down the order. [Shawn] Alright. “Becoming.” [Josh] So at the beginning,
the big swell into the top of the tune, I tend to take
the cymbals and and Angie takes the floor tom. It’s like “one, two, three, four…” Anytime there’s like a unison swell, one
will be on toms and one will be on cymbals. [Angelo] Usually, you’re on cymbals. [Josh] Usually, I take the cymbals.
To be honest, like maybe 50% of my job in Shubh’s band is like a suspended
cymbal transition deal. That’s why I do half the gig with like mallet/sticks. And I do a
ton of this. Because I like probably just came out of like “Shhhh…. bang.” You know what I mean? [Angelo] There’s the “duh duh, duh duh”
rhythm. I’m doing it on the snare. He’s doing it on the toms. Like in general, that seems to be how we
approach it. Like if it’s a unison, if we decided to do a unison rhythm, we’ll
orchestrate it on different parts of the kit. So when did you guys start doing double drums? A fortnight ago. [Shawn] A fortnight, what is that, 20 days? [Josh] I don’t know. [Angelo] 20 minutes. [Josh] Alright, we’ve done
two records this way. The first album we did separately. I just layered a ton of
percussion on that. [Shawn] Is that how it started? [Josh] Yeah. [Angelo] It was solo drums when I
started playing with Shubh. [Josh] I subbed you for you for a few gigs. And then over time
it was just like, “We should just try THIS.” And there was enough of, like, an instant
like “this works.” It wasn’t great, but enough of “this works” to be like “let’s do this.” Now it’s like we got our systems kinda worked out. [Shawn] Yeah now
it’s like a thing. [Josh] But like it’s so funny, like the first time we did the recording, we
were like, “Oh shit, we shouldn’t do this.” At Asellio’s spot. But then like, we both heard it and
we were like, “that sounds like trash.” It was like flammy, we were both playing way too much. [Josh] Yeah, but now like, dude, the last live recording,
we were in the same room. So you can’t slide snares and kicks essentially.
And it sounded… [Angelo] Sounds solid. [Josh] It sounded solid. Because I was like… that
“Becoming” video that came out yesterday you can’t edit, from a quantized standpoint. And I was very happy with that. That night I got to watch the set from
behind the drums on the side of the stage, which was really helpful to see
exactly who’s doing what. And Josh was really good about kind of coaching me
through the show as he was playing it that night. So he would look over at me
and say, “okay, now we’re going to halftime.” Or he would kind of point out where
certain fills happen. Maybe Angelo takes this fill. He was really good about indicating that stuff during the show. The next morning I
finished transcribing the tunes. I did a full second pass listening through
everything with the charts to catch any finer details and make notes about that.
And then I listened to everything with the video so I can see exactly what
drummer is playing what, so I know exactly what I should play. And before we knew it, we had arrived in Richmond, at the venue. And this
soundcheck was really the only opportunity I had to play with these
guys before the show. I’m totally down with using his kit. It’s easier not to have to switch. Shawn’s playing the show tonight for Shubh because Josh
actually had to go back to New York for his, like, wedding anniversary. So there’s
all these, like, charts on stage and he’s gonna be reading throughout the entire
night. The dude’s a madman, but if anybody can do it it’s Shawn Crowder. Could we do Storm? Yeah, I guess that middle breakdown. Fortunately, I knew ahead of time which
parts of which songs I wanted to hit, so when we got to soundcheck, we ran down
that list. Can we just run it from the top of the saxes? Killin’ it. [Mark] Give it up for Shawn. [Angelo] Yeah dude, killin’ it. [Shawn] It’s gonna be fun. [Angelo] Can the drummers have
their entire mix up just a hair? Yeah. Thank you. And in the end I think we
got through maybe two and a half songs and then we were out of time. [Mark] Can we get like 2 minutes? [Staff] They’re out there in the cold so hurry up. [Shubh] Okay, one minute then. And the
rest of it we did for the very first time together on stage in front of the
audience. I had a lot of fun playing the show and
it was really fun experimenting with double drums. It’s a really fun texture
to play around with. It’s really cool to have all of these sounds available when
you’re constructing a riff or a pattern. It was just a lot of fun to spend time
with these guys. And so it was really fun to learn from them and be inspired by
all of the great musicians. So I’d just like to thank Shubh and his
musicians for having me onboard. It was so much fun to play with these guys, and
honestly it was just as much fun listening to them every night from the
side of the stage before Sungazer went on, even when I wasn’t playing with them.
And I have to give a shout-out to Angelo. Angelo Spampinato on the drums. Because
he’s really the unsung hero of this whole thing. We actually decided to do
double drums for a number of the Sungazer songs, so as I was learning
Shubh’s music and filming this whole night he was busy learning our songs. So he
hopped in at the last minute as well and absolutely killed it. So thank you guys, and thank you to
everybody who came out to the shows. We had such an amazing first tour with
Sungazer we hope to be doing that very very soon again. And last but not least,
thank you for watching.

LOUDEST POSSIBLE SOUND?? — BOAT #7

LOUDEST POSSIBLE SOUND?? — BOAT #7


Jackhammers, jet engines,
nuclear weapons. Are they the best,
most loudest sounds of all time? What is the loudest sound possible? To find out the limit,
all aboard the BOAT. [BOAT] Sound is a series
of pressure waves. When it travels
through a material like air, there are periods of compression
and rarifaction, where the molecules
are pushed closer together or pulled further apart. The distance between each of these periods
is the frequency, and it determines the pitch,
whether the sound is high or low. What humans call “sound”
goes from about 20 cycles a second to 20,000 cycles a second. This sine wave is currently going
through the entire range. But enough about pitch—
let’s talk about power. The amplitude of a sound wave determines
how loud we perceive it to be. Zero decibels is the beginning
of human hearing. It’s about the sound of a mosquito
ten feet away. Thirty decibels is a quiet whisper,
and a telephone’s dial tone is at about 80 decibels. If you stand three feet away
from a power mower, you’ll hear about 107,
and a rock concert can clock over 115. At 125 decibels,
physical pain occurs, and 100 feet from a jet engine,
you’ll hear 140. Now, at 180 decibels,
hearing tissue dies instantly. But what’s the limit? Well, it turns out that a sound wave
can only be so loud based on the material
it’s traveling in. A sound wave can cause
a lot of compression, but it can only cause a rarifaction
equal in magnitude to the pressure of the rest
of the material around it, like air. And so at sea level on Earth,
that’s about 14 pounds per square inch, which equates to about 191 decibels. Of course, in different material,
the limit is different. For instance, underwater,
sounds can get really loud. The pistol shrimp creates a sound
of 218 decibels to stun its prey. It does this by snapping a claw
that shoots water so quickly it forms a cavitation bubble—
an empty zone full of a little bit of water vapor
that is crushed by the entire weight of the ocean. With that much pressure collapsing it,
a cavitation bubble can be crunched and cause a momentary,
fraction of a second temperature greater than the surface of the sun. Of course, it is so short lived
and such a small event, it’s a relatively low-energy event
and wouldn’t really hurt humans. So let’s move on to larger events—
things that cause pressure so intense, we can’t really even call them sound anymore,
but shock waves, and measure them in Richter. Now, the Richter scale is logarithmic,
which means that each incremental change up is huge. A large hand grenade produces a shock wave
at about 0.2 Richter, but, Tsar Bomba, the largest atomic weapon
ever detonated by mankind, released the same amount of energy
as a magnitude 8.12 earthquake, and the earthquake recently in Japan
registered at 9 on the Richter scale. An event at 10 or above
has never been witnessed by humankind, but it’s estimated that the meteorite
smacking into Earth at the Yucatan Peninsula
that wiped out the dinosaurs, would have been so loud,
it would have registered 12.25 on the Richter Scale. At the very extreme,
we have star quakes. These events occur on dead stars
that have collapsed into neutron stars—
so dense that one little teaspoon of their material would weigh
as much as 900 Great Pyramids of Giza. These structures go through earthquakes
just like Earth, but there’s so much energy involved
that when it occurs, it’s phenomenal. The largest ever recorded
was in 2004, when Magnetaur SGR 1806-20
adjusted itself with a force equal to 22.7
on the Richter Scale. It happened 50,000 light years
away from Earth, but if it had happened closer,
like, say, 10 light years away, which is still 60 trillion miles,
it still would have caused enough force
to have caused mass extinction on Earth. So there you go—loud stuff. If you still want more,
click on any of these to hear some really cool audio illusions. Subscribe to Vsauce 2
for more information, and as always,
thanks for watching. [Vsauce 2]

Pampa Good Vibes! Phonics Song 2: Funny Baby singing along to KIDS TV123

Pampa Good Vibes! Phonics Song 2: Funny Baby singing along to KIDS TV123


Cute Toddler sings Phonics Song 2 from KidsTV123 youtube channel A is for apple a-a apple B is for ball , b b ball C is for cat, cuh cuh cat D is for dog, duh duh dog E is for elephant, e e elephant F is for fish, f f fish G is for gorilla, guh guh gorilla H is for hat, huh huh hat I is for igloo, i i igloo J is for juice j j juice K is for kangaroo kuh kuh kangaroo L is for lion, L L lion M is for monkey, mm mm monkey N is for nose, nnn nnn nose O is for octopus, o o octopus P is for pig, p p pig Q is for question qu qu question R is for ring rr rr ring S is for sun sssss sun

[Glitch Hop] Montee – Bomberman! — No Copyright Music

[Glitch Hop] Montee – Bomberman! — No Copyright Music


Montee – Bomberman!

SINGING IN PUBLIC (POORLY) | OFFLINETV & FRIENDS TRY KARAOKE

SINGING IN PUBLIC (POORLY) | OFFLINETV & FRIENDS TRY KARAOKE


Scarra: I think it was something where he thought it’d be funny if someone did this and I was like let’s do it together Scarra: I kind of egged him on and then realized wait, that’s… Scarra: That’s a really weird song, but I just went with it you know Yoona: ♪ COME ON BARBIE LET’S GO PARTY ♪ Scarra: ♪ WOO WOO WOO ♪ Xell: ♪ COME ON BARBIE LET’S GO PARTY ♪ Mark: ♪ WOO WUU WOO WOO WUU WOO ~ ♪ Lily: *covers her ears* offlinetv.gg/merch 2nd best song in the world OFFLINETV TRIES KAROKE Lily: My favorite artist is Millie Mark: Dance Gavin Dance, Fall of Troy, Bring me the Horizon, Scarra: Sometimes it’s like really popular songs they come from Texas so Taylor Swift songs are non-stop at my head sometimes Xell: Generally the thing I like to sing at karaoke is like whiny emo Kick like like punk rock stuff. Fed: There’s things to Mars and Linkin Park, and like my old school like, throwback.. I want to I’m gonna jam to this put up the volume all the way max in my car and like just sing my solo Albert: Even though I have a perfect pitch I don’t sing well you know just because you can just because you know what pictures are supposed to sound like I’m physically constrained by my vocal chords, I can’t uh I can’t hit certain notes. Lily: So when they said we were going Karaoke I thought it was gonna be an enclosed to room like a You know private room with the safety of my friends so I can be you know comfortable But no, it was an open area like a public area where anyone walking by can listen to you *INAUDIBLE FOR THIS CAPTIONER* Are you ready to (Inaudilbe ) This is like a high pressure This like a high pressure situation This is way scarier than what i was expecting Albert: We’re all bad, don’t worry. Albert: You’re probably the best one here Mark: It’s a kind of more fun environment for someone like me who doesn’t want to sing all the time that much. Xell: Yeah, so we got there ordered a few drinks Yeah, you know let the drinks settle a little bit, build up the courage to go on stage Fed: I’ve never done karaoke before, but I have played Guitar Hero World Tour and like they had like the singing thing I did it once and my mom told me to never do it again, so yeah. yeah.. *Background Music* *claps* Xell: Let’s go! Lily: Fed, you’re cool! Xell: Bring it home, Fed! Lily: Fed, you’re SO cool! Xell: Les’ go, Fed! Fed: You know I did have a couple shots me-me, Josh and Mark You know, we drank a little bit so we were a little bit, uh.. You know on the experimental side of things and you know I saw, I Kissed A Girl and Katy Perry and my brain just like went for it, and uh.. Inner Fed: What have i done Fed: oh god. *terrible fed singing* I kissed a girl to try it i hope my boyfriend dont mind it Mark: *silently judging* HI Fed: Y’guys ever wake up in like you don’t wait You don’t remember what happened the night before and it slowly comes back to you? I feel like it’s happening here right now. Why did you guys let me see that? Oh my god! Xell: *laughs* Lily: is he-? *Fed crying* *crowd cheers* (?): Let’s goo offlinetv.gg/merch Promocode: HoeCage Mark: So the song I am choosing to sing solo is what’s my age again by blink-182 1. I love that song and I feel like I kind of sympathize with a little bit And 2. it’s really easy to sing to – I’m pretty sure *laughs* Scarra: I saw, I went in thinking you’d be really funny this thing would be the thong song Scarra: Turns out I just do not know the song at all. I only know like that thong thong thong thong thong aye, that’s it Scarra: You know it turns out hey you know the rest of lyrics really matter when you do karaoke if you only leave a A third of the song, you kind of look stupid, so I felt really bad, when I was up there But that was pretty funny. Xell: So the stuff I love singing is like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Sum 41, Blink 182, like all like the throwbacks from like the early 2000s like that stuff is my jam for Karaoke. Fed: I’D DO ANYTHIINGGG *apparently Lily really likes the saying drink all your problems away* *and Fed is flabbergasted at the fact Lily doesn’t give a damn* Lily: I like classical, I like instrumental, and I like the occasional rap and pop. *nods* Lily: I don’t know Mark, can I sing along to Chopin?? *hysterical laughter* Lily: I chose Creep (Radiohead) because, One, it’s an easy song to sing Two, I think it’s a song that you know, everyone can kinda relate to, right? You know, we’ve all been you know, outcast too once in our life, right? like without-without any like, friends And you just feel left out? (´;д;`) Lily: Uh, I don’t know why the people outside joined in, I think it’s a really iconic song like who doesn’t know Creep? So… Mark: So apparently Jamie and Leslie have a special version of Bubbly written for SCARRA. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *THE CROWD GOES WIIIILDDDDDD* Scarra: I’ve never been serenaded like that before so especially to– fro– to a– an original song you know, change lyrics? I was kind of blown away. It’s super cute Fuslie: Will you be our Valentines? *aww* Fuslie and Jamie: YEAAA! *hugz* *pat* *pat pat* *Lily hugs Fed, and Fed is disgusted and/or in awe* Lily: IT’S SO CUTE Lily: ejhergephebrds– SO CUTE! Fed: What abou– Lily: IT WAS SO CUTE! What about Jaime though Scarra: OH MY GOD! *everyone cheers* Scarra: I kind of known they were doing something ahead of time because Leslie, uh, DM-ed me and asked me hey, you know is a cool video song about you, but there was no context I had no idea what they were doing it for and turns out that they were doing it for Valentine’s And they just end up making this song, and it was super cute. Honestly. I was just blown away As long as you LALALALALALALALALALA-LOVE ME~ Albert: So one of the songs I picked was As Long As You Love Me (J-beebs) And it was a duet that I meant to do with Fed And when we got up there and we have to try to sing it I realized Uh, one, I didn’t know the song as well as I thought I did And, two, I couldn’t hit the notes in the chorus LALALALALALALALALALALALA-LOVE ME~ It’s not that bad! Lily! Xell: Singing ‘Sugar We’re Going Down’ by Fall Out Boy with Mark Z. That’s like the classic karaoke song I love- I love to death ♪ Sugar we’re going down swinging ♪ ♪ I’ll be your number one with a bullet ♪ ♪ A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it ♪ Xell: There was like a couple of different moments where we got like a bunch of people on stage I think it was for Lincoln Park, and yeah, we just had everyone just kind of screaming their lungs out to Lincoln Park ♪ There’s only one thing you should know~ ♪ ♪ I’VE PUT MY TRUST- ♪ ♪ IN YOU ♪ ♪ PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO ♪ ♪ FOR ALL THIS ♪ ♪ THERE’S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW~ ♪ ♪ These wounds, they will not heal~ ♪ ♪ Fear is how I fall ♪ ♪ Confusing what is real ♪ ♪ Crawling in my skin ♪ “BARBIE GIRL” BY AQUA Scarra: Uh.. there was no reason why I was Barbie And Yoona was Ken, we kind of just like.. figured it out on the fly? I think it was something where he thought it’d be funny if someone did this and I was like Let’s do it together. I kind of egged him on and then realized wait, that’s.. That’s a really weird song, but I just ran with it you know Fuslie: Oh my god, Scarra, please.. have some shame Mark: I’m gonna, I’m gonna need to go to the bathroom for a minute.. Fed: Alright.. Mark: I’m gonna.. need to go *what?* myself. Fed: Alright, go for it dude. Fed: Wait, what was that heart– Yoona: Come on Barbie, Let’s go party! Scarra: Woo Wooo Woo~ Xell: COME ON BARBIE LET’S GO PARTY Mark: Woo Wooo Woo Wooo *dances to the great song* Lily: *covers her ears* Inner Lily *I hope i forget these after i am drunk* Fed: Please, never do that ever again Scarra: Were you turned on? *wtf* Fed: A little bit, that’s the concerning part. Mark had to stand up and leave Mark: I went to the bathroom. Even Fed (who was there) could not add subtitles here. sorry guys :c Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself With you! With you! With you! With you! Love is an open door Youuuuuuu!! Youuuuuu!! I really can’t… Albert: Every song is.. *invisible knife stab* a stab to the heart Fed: For sure recommend Karaoke to people. I think it’s important that you’re intoxicated to some degree I mean sorry not intoxicated that you’re mentally prepared going in Lily: Uh, the experience was definitely different rather than a private Karaoke room Cause it’s just like, more open and public, but I think I would do it again. Scarra: Uh, I was more, or less just about embarrassed just as I thought I would be, when I came in Xell: The way I see it is if you go to karaoke and by the end of the night you still have your voice then you did something wrong Albert: Um, the next time.. I might go with a different group. Albert: You know..? you know.. I got–I gotta protect my ears, you know? it’s part of my craft. Mark: Everyone’s blown their voice out! Fed: We’re actually completely– Mark: SO, I have to cancel Academy tomorrow.. *sobs* Mark: Uh.. Fed: I’m so sorry.. Mark: So we’re gonna do interviews tomorrow, or another day? Fed: YeAH. *cough* (?): Alright, Mark– Mark: BLEEAAGHHHHHHHHHHH SUBTITLES BY : ArcQueer – don’t him/her me up Subtitles edited by TSRXD. Added in some difficult to read stuff and edited some words

THIS SOUNDS SO COOL! Singing every other syllable!

THIS SOUNDS SO COOL! Singing every other syllable!


What’s up My name is Roomie and welcome to another edition of Singing Experiments, the best naked show on YouTube. Let’s just all get naked you guys have to get naked too, and let’s get Dave. Hey Dave Get get back here Dave. We’re getting NAKED! So today’s experiment is to be recording one syllable at a time I know we’ve been doing a lot of syllables sh*t recently And you know it’s just I don’t have any ideas I tried to get ideas from Dave, Dave doesn’t have any ideas either He just you know just knows how to leech off of other Youtubers. Essentially recording one syllable at a time means this: Dave. Is. a. Little. bitch. I’m not gonna be in the rest of the video bye Dave’s gonna record a really long rap one syllable at a time Okay, I just realized how stupid I am if I would actually record one syllable at a time this video would take like months to Make so instead I’m gonna be recording every other syllable at a time It’s difficult as sh*t to explain so I’m just gonna show it I’m gonna be wearing a hat for one take and I’m not gonna be wearing a hat for the other take twinkle twinkle little Star how I wonder What you aRE? So the first time we’re gonna record is by a genius who was never truly appreciated during his lifetime But nowadays we can all agree that he was probably one of the best songwriters in the world, his name is Roomie Official and the song is called Numb Childhood That’s so wrong this is this is so hard what ever happened to childhood Okay, so let’s have a listen to what it all sounds like together the vastly superior version. Let’s go Okay, so we haven’t done one of these in a while Here’s a cringe sketch based on the every other syllable concept if you really can’t stand cringe. Then skip the video a little bit oh Dude, are you wearing sunglasses right now? It’s not even sunny and you’re inside you’re such a f****** moron oh I don’t know maybe I should take this sunglasses off. Also dude what’s with the haircut? It’s so ugly Jesus oh that makes me very sad I always thought that my hair was alright Also, your face is just the ugliest thing I’ve seen in my life Jesus oh well at least your face is really attractive, but not for LoNG This is a great sketch 10/10 Roomie indeed a lovely boy. I once saw him throw a ball without feeling completely But he always has and always will be an idiot you see this sketch wasn’t at all 10/10 who was more like negative sixty seven out of ten the thinking sense of judgment was really this bad. It’s ridiculous It’s so stupid Okay, let’s move on ok so we were gonna film the sketch thing on this bench But it’s really really cold the Sun is just going down so the Lighting’s gonna be absolute trash beautiful though You’re beautiful, but Ah, yes I forgot. He’s also bully. Stupid Roomie! Ok so before I show you the best every other syllable song here’s the comment song from last week with your best responses the setup was I am very good at love This is the sad one. Actually, that’s my bad I chose the word that was really hard to rhyme with this week. I’m sorry A lot of gloves let up above I’m sorry about that which is something better now Okay, so for next week’s comment song I have this set up for you guys the thing about Youtubers is put your best responses in the comments below And I will choose your best answers that also rhyme for next week’s video and maybe some that don’t rhyme if they’re funny enough Okay, so the next and final song of all the songs We’re gonna be recording is by my biggest singing idol his name is Roomie, and this song is called Long-Distance Love I just want to be somewhere beside ya I don’t even care where we are I just want to be somewhere beside ya I don’t even care where we are Hey, I f****** love ya My long distance love Today I’m going to experiment with ASMR singing really really quiet singing I am in your left ear I am in your right ear So what type of makeup, would you like today he can have a sexy smoky eye Oh, can I get like a heavy sexy smoky eye?

A New Year of Lying to Myself… In Song!! | Sanders Sides

A New Year of Lying to Myself… In Song!!  | Sanders Sides


What’s this? 2016 has evolved into 2017? Or devolved. . . We don’t know yet. We’re gonna find out together. [Intro music] What is up, everybody?! Welp, another year has come and gone. So long, 2016! And you know, despite all the cruddy things that happened during this past year, I have to be thankful for all the things I was able to accomplish. I got to hang out with the Teen Titans Greg Cipes: [Beast Boy voice] Teen Titans? Thomas: Hi. You guys live in a secret base? Greg Cipes: Totally secret, bruh. Thomas: Then why is it a building shaped like a gigantic T? Greg Cipes: Didn’t think about that. . . Thomas: No, you didn’t. Khary Payton: [Cyborg voice] BOO YAHH!!!! Tara Strong: [Raven voice] Azarath metrion ZINTHOS! Thomas: So cool! So, Robin, what can you do? Scott Menville: [Robin voice] I can say, TITANS GO!!! Yeah? Thomas: Great . . . I got really obsessed with Hamilton, and then I bothered some of the original cast. Thomas: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir? Leslie Odom Jr.: That depends, who’s asking? Thomas: Okay, you don’t have to be rude. I’m just a big fan. Sorry. Thomas: Have you heard the Hamilton mixtape? Have you heard the Hamilton mixtape? Have you heard the new Hamilton mixtape? Anthony Ramos: Dude, yes! I got to have fun with some of the Crystal Gems and Steven Universe. Thomas: Who ate my fries? Lapis? Jennifer Paz: [Lapis voice] I don’t like fries. Thomas: Pearl? Deedee Magno: [Pearl voice] I don’t like food! Thomas: Steven? Zach Callison: [Steven voice] It was Amythest! Michaela Dietz: [Amethyst voice] Yeah, it was! Thomas: UGHHHH!!! I got to go to the Tonys, got to travel to different countries, I performed at VidCon, I went to Playlist and had a huge birthday surprise thrown for me on stage, I won a Streamy award, I collabed with soooo many of my YouTube heroes, AND I went on tour with my first original musical and met so many of you guys across 17 different cities in the U.S. and Canada! Whooooo! (Gasps for air) So the question remains: What comes next? Logic: Good question! OOHkay, my logical side is back, everyone. Logic: It’s the beginning of the year, which means we… Both: …make New Year’s resolutions.
Logic: Very good. Well, I was just thinking, like, goals to set this year for my videos. Logic: Good videos come when we set a better lifestyle for ourselves, Thomas. now– Logic: –what are some steps we can take to achieve this? Ummmm…. Morality: Really? Can’t think of one? Logic: Now, w-wait a second, this is my turn! Logic: This is the video where I come to help! Morality: Except I’ve already gone through this. Morality: Hey, Dad here. I represent Thomas’ morality– Logic: Oh, come on! Morality: What about learning to cook? And all those other steps towards proper adultery? That’s not the word. That-that doesn’t mean becoming an adult. Morality: Yeah, yeah. Well, whatever the word is, don’t you think that’s something to work towards this year? Logic: Excuse me, but we were just working out what he needs to focus on this year, which in my opinions, is expanding your mind. Good content will only come to your viewers if you educate yourself. Thomas: Yeah…
Morality: Well, that’s all well and good, but how is he supposed to do that when he still needs to work on eating right and taking care of himself more? Yeah, I gotta do that too… Logic: He can do that just fine! He’s severely lacking in the knowledge department! Well… Logic: He’s cooked in the kitchen plenty of times since you’ve talked to him. Morality: Has he now? [laughs] Well, I might need to see some proof of that; should we dust the stove for prints? Princey: Did someone say “prince”? [Thomas & Logic] Noooooo!
[Morality]: Heyyyy! Oh, wow, okay, so my fanciful side is here too now. Princey: Thomas, as you know, I am your hopes and dreams, and you need to dedicate this year to doing all the things you’ve ever dreamed of! Travel more! Act more! Create more! Logic: [yelling]: But how can he do that without knowledge? Morality: Or a healthy way of living? Princey: I get what you two are saying, and I do care about that. But here’s the thing: I don’t really care about that. Logic: OH, my goodness gracious–
Morality: The basic, essential things– [Overlapping speech] [Thomas trying to get his emotions to agree and be peaceful for once.] Anxiety: So, isn’t this nice. Oh, good, my anxiety, right on time. Princey: What are you doing back here? Anxiety: All these emotions and thoughts in complete turmoil? How could I not show up at this party? Logic: Unbelievable. This was totally supposed to be my video. Anxiety: Get over it. You’re the least popular character, and you know it. Thomas: [clicks tongue] Ooooh… Morality: [cough, repressed giggle] Princey: Curse you for making me laugh. Anxiety: This whole thing just amuses me, because you’re gonna waste all this time picking out goals for the new year, what you need to start doing, or stop doing, and in a month, probably less, it’s all gonna be for nothing. You’re gonna stop trying and go right back to before. It’s all meaningless. Thomas: Nuh-uh! Anxiety: Yuh-huh! Princey: We’ve got this. He’ll definitely stay true. Logic: Well, looking at facts, we have been pretty bad about sticking to goals in the past. Morality: Can’t lie about that. Anxiety: See? You know it’s true. Princey: Ugh. I do not like you. Well, this year it could be different, right? Right? ♫I’ll cut out carbs to lose some weight.♫ That’s a lie. ♫I won’t go to bed so late.♫ LIE! ♫I won’t be so shy to date.♫ LIE ♫I won’t do so much riffing.♫ ♫Lieeeeeee.♫ ♫I will go to the gym and get real strong.♫ Lie! ♫All my work I won’t prolong.♫ Hah! Lie. ♫I’ll stick to goals the whole year-long.♫ ANOTHER LIE! ♫I won’t sing so many Disney songs.♫ You’re kidding, right? ♫Let’s face the facts and come to terms it’s time to realize.♫ ♫These goals are only merely hope we quickly leave behind.♫ ♫They’re lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeees!♫ Anxiety: Give it up. Resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself. Shouldn’t even try. Okay, maybe thinking big like that is not the way to go, but resolutions don’t have to be big. They can be reasonable. ♫I could cook a meal or four.♫ True… ♫Keep my clothes neater in my drawer.♫ True. ♫Improve my credit score.♫ So true. ♫Tell my loved ones that I love them more.♫ That’s cute! :3 ♫There’s a book I’ve meant to read…♫ True. ♫Do my best to do good deeds.♫ (LOUD GASP) True! ♫Take the time for me I need.♫ Too true! ♫Follow less and take a lead!♫ ♫Don’t kid yourself, you know your year can’t be that sublime.♫ ♫You may be right, but I’ll prove you wrong. We’ll both find out in time♫ Thomas: ♫If they’re lies lies lies lies lieeeeeeeees.♫
[L,M,P]: [harmonizing] ♫Ooooo♫ ♫They could be lies lies lies lies lieeeeeeeeees.♫
[L,M,P]: [harmonizing] ♫Ooooo♫ ♫I won’t let them be lies lies lies lies lieeeeeeeeeees.♫
[L,M,P]: [harmonizing] ♫Ooooo–♫ ♫I’m doing fine.♫ Anxiety: You sicken me. You can’t always rely on a catchy tune to solve your problems.
[Tune continues lightly in background] Princey: I disagree. So long, Anxiety. Anxiety: Ugh, it’s gonna be stuck in my head all day. So, the bottom line here is to start with little things to work on Logic: And then go from there. Morality: No pressure either way. Princey: Even a little progress is progress. This I can work with. Thank you- (song abruptly stops) Logic: Wait- okay, you get out- Princey: (surprised noise)
Logic: (quickly) Yep- no-n-n-nope. Logic: Just get out- great- siiink down- perfect- sink down- there you go- right-
Princey: Oh, I– oh… well alright… I guess… Logic: Alright, now you– fantastic– go ahead…
Morality: Me too? Well I was gonna- Logic: Oh, no, no, no- no witty quip, no dad joke, just sink down.
Morality: I was gonna- Logic: Just sink down- sink- peeerfect- sink d- peeerfect.
Morality: (confused) Uh- wh- yes Logic: Alright, great. (To Thomas) Okay- continue Thomas: Thank you? Logic: You’re WELCOME! Logic: See, this was MY video, I helped, just me, no one else. (music continues) Alright, well now that THAT’S all settled, I hope all of you figure out some nice, achievable goals to work on for this year. And until next time, take it easy guys , gals, and non-binary pals. PEACE OUT- Morality: Hey! My New Years resolution is 1080p! Logic: Doh, COME ON! Big thank you to my friend Chris for helping to create that little ditty, he’s an absolute musical magicman, and all his information is down in the description below. And THANK you, to all of you guys for making this past year so utterly AMAZING! And here’s to an awesome new year. Princey: Hey Anxiety, if you had to have a New Years resolution what would it be? Anxiety: [tongue clicks] Probably to find darker eye shadow to better match my soul. Princey: YOU are an EMO NIGHTMARE. Anxiety: [tongue clicks] Thank you.

Sped up singing (THIS SOUNDS SO AWESOME!)

Sped up singing (THIS SOUNDS SO AWESOME!)


(original): You need a BAD girl to blow your mind! (sped up!): You need a BAD GIRL to blow your mind, your miiind! (bang bang, into the room!) I KNOW U WANT IT! (bang bang all over you!) EH… What’s up, my name is (R-R-R-RAMI) and today we’re gonna be experimenting with speeding up singing, rapping, and a bunch of other things! Recently I discovered nightcore remixes of songs- Actually I think that Nightcore remixes are TOO small of a word for Nightcore because ordinary remixes require little to no talent to make- But NIGHTCORE remixes takes so much talent and effort. Here’s a few examples examples of ACTUAL Nightcore remixes on YouTube “Do you know how Pewdie says goodbye? (Brofist!) Close your hand, let’s give this thing a try! (Brofist!)” “It’s everyday bro with that Disney Channel Flow, 5 mil on YouTube in 6 months, never done before” To make a nightcore remix you need not one, but two impressive skills: So, inspired by these amazing nightcore remixes, we’re gonna do something even more interesting in this video! We’re gonna combine sped up vocals with normal instruments. This will make the singing a lot easier, because when you record, it’s gonna be lower than the real song in pitch, and it’s also gonna be slower which means that we’re gonna be able to do fast raps and stuff really easily. Since this technique also pitches up really smoothly, I think I’ll be able to make a really, REALLY good impression of a girl singer as well! You know you love me! I KNOW YOU CARE… You know you love me, I know you care! Just shout whenever! and I’ll be theere. You are my love, you are my heart! And we will never ever ever be apart! And I was like, “BABY, BABY, BABY” OOOOHHHHHH RIGHT! Like, “BEBE, BEBE BEBE” NOOOOOOO Like, “BABY, BABY, BABY” NOOO! I thought you’d always be mine, mine” *cuts to next scene* Now, that actually turned out A LOT better than I was expecting. Next up is a very cringy sketch where they speed up the effect! Let’s go… (inaudible sounds of shame) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman Uh, samalamaadumalamaayou assuminI’mahumanwhatIgottadoto getitthroughtoyouI’msuperhuman InnovativeandI’mmadeofrubbersothatanythingyousayingricochetingoffofmeandit’llgluetoyou I’m neverstatingmorethanneverdemonstratinghowtogive amotherfuckin’audienceafeeling likeit’slevitatingneverfading andIknowthatthehatersareforeverwaitingorthedaythattheycansayIfelloff,they’dbecelebrating CauseIknowthewaytoget’em motivatedImakeelevatingmusic, youmakeelevatormusic Take that Eminem, I can do the fastest part of rap God easily! You know, when it’s sped down quite a bit. And now for a quick news update: It looks like a few hundred ninjas are on their way to your house to assassinate you, but thankfully I am a certified ninja fighter See, if you just go ahead and click the subscribe button and the notification bell, I’ll come and save you I’ll use the vibrations from the notification bell to… uh locate your house, so click the notification button and the subscribe button right now to stay safe Okay so we’re gonna do more singing in a second but before we do that, I need to go see my friend Patrick He’s here visiting from Sweden. I’m gonna take him to an amusement park, and I’m taking you Guys with me. Let’s go Hey patrick, my Friend! Hello! Where are we? We’re in – what is it called? It’s like a theme park for kids right? Yep And we are here too And I promise I don’t have any Austin Jones-like tendencies, I Just seem to have a lot in common with kids We just realized that maybe this place is way more for kids than we expected The average age in here is like – I don’t know five? I really want Pringles right now. I think this is about pollution or something, but I just really want Pringles right now. Why did they the Pringles in there if they want us to be sad? This is like a magnifying glass, how small is that thing, do you think? That must be like, smaller than, like, my dick These fish are also like really small, like, what do you think they’re smaller than? I’m thinking my dick Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Patrick, can we see the Madagascar characters? Yas, yaaaas Ok so I’m all about going to animal parks and stuff, but as an adult you shouldn’t be inside – oh, hi patrick! Hello! Okay so just between you and me, this last one is my favorite out of all the sped up songs This video is part of a series called Singing Experiments and there’s already five other episodes if you want to check them out Shout-out to Zach for tweeting the last video, and if you want to be the next shout-out Go follow me on twitter @roomieofficial Okay let’s go! See, anybody could be good to you, you need a bad girl to blow your mind See, anybody could be good to you, you need a bad girl to blow your mind, your mind I know you want it You, you, you, you, you Wait a minute, let me take you there Ohhhh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Seat of my car, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ohhh Singing one syllable out of sync Hey I was doing just fine before I met you, I drink too much and that’s an iss- -ue, but I’m o Night, you just want atten- tion, you don’t want my