Every Classroom Sketch Ever – Key & Peele

Every Classroom Sketch Ever – Key & Peele


– If one of y’all says
some silly ass name, this whole class is
gon’ feel my wrath. Now, De-nice. – Do you mean Denise? – Son of a bitch.
(clipboard cracks) ♪ I want ya ♪ ♪ But I don’t need ya ♪
(school bell rings) (kids chatting) (door thuds) – I am your substitute. Mr. Nostrand. But that might as
well say no-nonsense, because I do not play. Now today will not be a day off. In fact today, you
will work harder than– (fart squeals) (kids laugh) – [Male Student] Somebody
call a code brown up in here. – [Student] See you
later Mr. Poop-strand. (school bell rings) – All right listen up y’all, I’m y’all’s substitute
teacher, Mr. Garvey. I taught school for 20
years in the inner city, so don’t even think
about messin’ with me. Y’all feel me? ‘Kay. Let’s take roll here. Jay-quelin. Where’s Jay-quelin at? No Jay-quelin here? (clears throat) Yeah. – Uh, do you mean Jacqueline? – Okay. So that’s how it’s gon’ be. Y’all wanna play. Okay, then. I got my eye on you, Jay-quelin. Buh-lockay. Where is Buh-lockay at? No Buh-lockay here today? Yes sir. – My name’s Blake. – Are you outta
yo’ goddamn mind? Blake? What? Do you wanna go to
war, Buh-lockay? – No. – ‘Cause we could go to war. – [Blake] No. – I’m for real. I’m for real. So you better check yourself. De-nice. Is there a De-nice. If one of y’all says
some silly ass name, this whole class is
gon’ feel my wrath. Now, De-nice. – Do you mean Denise? – Son of a bitch.
(clipboard cracks) You say your name
right, right now. – Denise. – [Mr. Garvey] Say it right. – Denise.
– Correctly. Right.
– Denise. Denise.
– Right. – De-nice. – That’s better, thank you. Now, A-A-ron. Where are you? Where is A-A-ron right now? No A-A-ron, huh? Well you better be sick,
dead, or mute, A-A-ron. – Here. Oh, man. – Why didn’t you answer me
the first time I said it, huh? – Huh? – I’m just, y’know,
I just asking you, I said it like four times, so why didn’t you say it the
first time I said A-A-ron? – Because it’s pronounced Aaron? – Son of a bitch! (equipment clatters) Ya done messed up, A-A-ron! Now take yo’ ass on down to O-shag-hennessy’s
office right now, and tell him exactly
what you did. – Who? – O-shag-hennessy. – Principal O’Shaughnessy? – Get out of my
goddamn classroom before I break my
foot off in your ass! Insubordinate. And churlish. Tim-o-thee. – Pre-sent. – Thank you. (pencil scribbling)
(school bell rings) – The right triangle’s
longest side is called the hypotenuse,
and it’s this side here. See, the longest one.
– Hey. I wish I were high on potenuse. (laughing) – I wish I was high on potenuse. (everybody laughs) – Okay, okay okay. Mr. Morrison’s very
funny, it’s very funny, but let’s get back
to the lesson. Now if you can see,
the longest one, where it goes from this point to that point.
– That was my joke. (muffled speaking)
– I know man, that was hilarious. – [Teacher] Of a triangle. I’ve labeled them
here, A, B, and C. (muffled speaking)
– No, but I mean, I said that. I said it. I said it. I said that. – Please, please, Mr. Jackson, keep your comments to yourself. Thank you. (sighs) Now, the
hypotenuse, it– (all laughing) Mr. Morrison, you really
got me on that one. Ugh, so great. Oh, oh, Principal
Martel, Principal Martel, come here, come here, come here. Tell Principal Martel
what you said, Troy. – Oh, you, she was talkin’
’bout the hypotenuse, and I said, I wish I
was high on potenuse. (all laughing) I’m sorry. He likes it. Principal Martel’s cool. – Oh-ho-ho, that’s,
that’s very funny. – Principal Martel, Principal
Martel, I said that. – Mr. Jackson, that is enough. – But I said it first. – Oh, Mr. Iglesias, Mr.
Iglesias, yes, come in, come in. (all gasping) – Yeah. What’s up, peoples? – Fluffy. – Comedian Gabriel Iglesias is touring the
local schools today for a charity he’s working on. Tell him what you said,
tell him what you said. – Dude, um, I wish I
was high on potenuse. (all laughing) I said it like that. – Oh my god. That is clever. That is clever, very funny. Very funny.
– No, no. – Right? Thanks, thanks.
– No, wait wait, Mr. Iglesias, Mr. Iglesias,
I’m your biggest fan. That was my joke. – You know, it’s not
really cool, buddy, to take credit for
other people’s jokes. Ay listen, funny stuff. I’m doin’ this big
tour right now. You wanna see about maybe, we
could talk about you opening? I need an opener. – Uh, um, sure. – What do you
think, is that okay? Yeah?
– Of course, of course. – Huh, what? (all muttering) – Talent, man.
– Hey, it’s nice to meet you, thanks so much. – Look like a Richard
Pryor, get over here, man. Come on. – Richard Pryor! – He deserved it. All right, so across
from the longest side is a 90 degree angle. – Good thing I’ve got
a 90 degree dangle. – Joe, stop it! You will never be Troy! – Why are you
tryna be like Troy? Dick. – Et tu, nerdy girl? – Heh-heh.
– So, the hypotenu– (all burst out laughing) – What the (beep) is going on? – I’m gonna piss my pants. I’m gonna piss my
pants right here. Oh my god. (pencil scribbling)
(school bell rings) – [Mr. Garvey] I’m gon’
take a li’l roll here. Jay-quelin. – Here. – [Mr. Garvey] You are present. Buh-lockay. – Right here. – [Mr. Garvey] Uh-huh. De-nice. – Here. – [Mr. Garvey] Good. Jes-seeka. Thank you. – Mr. Garvey. – What is it A-A-ron? – Some of us need to leave
a few minutes early today. – Oh. Oh is that so? – Mm-hm. – And what, pray tell, is the reason for
this premature exodus? – Yearbook photos. Um, we have to leave
15 minutes early to meet up with our clubs. (laughs) – All right, you know what? That might work with
other substitute teachers, but I taught in the inner
city for over 20 years. Now y’all wanna
leave my class early so y’all can go
meet up at the club. Ain’t none of y’all old
enough to go to the damn club! Ridiculous. – Mr. Garvey? – God, son of a bitch!
(clipboard cracks) Did I st-t-t-t-t-tutter? – Just then? Yes. – I’ma throw you out
that goddamn window. What, Jay-quelin? – Mr. Garvey, we’re
telling the truth, we have clubs at this school, we have clubs for
special interests. – Okay, I see, so
y’all wanna play. Y’all wanna play, yeah okay,
we gon’ play little games. Fine, I’ll play. I’m more than happy to
play some games with y’all. Anyone who’s in a
club, stand yo’ ass up. Uh-huh, oh yup, there it is. There it is, the usual suspects. What the hell club are
you in, Jay-quelin? – Future Leaders of America. – Okay, okay. How would you know if you gon’
be a leader in the future? Is there a Stargate
in yo’ bedroom? Can you travel through
time, Jay-quelin? – No. – Then sit the flip down! Buh-lockay, I don’t,
here’s the thing, I don’t even know why I’m
’bout to ask you this. Buh-lockay, what
club are you in? – I’m part of the Spanish Club. – Sp, this, you about as
Spanish as Riahn Seacrest, wit’ ya big ass
Fraggle Rock hair. How ’bout you, De-nice? – I’m in the Chess Club. – Uh, I’m sorry sweetheart,
you are not in the chest club. The mosquito bite club, maybe. – (sighs) That’s hurtful. – Truthful. There he is. A-A-ron. – [Aaron] Hey. – What club are you in? – I’m the president of the
Glee Club, why do I talk. – The Glee Club? (screams)
(equipment clatters) Like they gon’ have a club
dedicated to a TV show! Take yo’ ass to
O-shag-hennessy’s
office right now, before I bust a
club up in ya butt. – Okay. – Go! – Okay, I’m gonna go. – Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable. – [Principal O’Shaughnessy]
This is Principal O’Shaughnessy. Students please report
to the gymnasium for your club photos. – Fake announcement. Now does anybody in
here have a valid reason for leaving this classroom? Tim-o-thee. – I gotta go pick
up my daughter. – You’re excused.
(pencil scribbling) (school bell rings) – All right everybody just,
(students muttering) let’s settle down. Settle in, and
like just totally, let’s get our math on, okay? All right guys, so. (kids laughing) Yeah, oh. (laughs) All right Jimmy, somebody’s
got a little extra energy from phys ed, right? Yeah. – Ah. – Jimmy, buddy, hey
buddy let’s, okay, it’s just, let’s
knock it off, okay? (book thuds)
(kids laugh) Okay. (laughs) (mocking speaking) You got me, he got
me, right guys? Jimmy, dude, all right,
let’s take our seat. (laughs) That’s
great, that’s great. That’s great.
– Boop beep boop, boop bip.
– Very good, bravo, Jimmy, I’m just
gonna, you guys can clap. (goofy laughing)
(students applaud) That was awesome. Oh, and I thank you, I, I thank you for the
entertainment, man. – Oh. (mocking ticking) – Jimmy.
(kids laughing) No, let’s go man. Hey buddy. I don’t wanna harsh
your vibe man but– – Ah, eureka. – I’m gonna be honest with you, you’re really pushing
my buttons now, Jimmy. – Beep boop boop
ooh ee ee ee ooh. (kids laughing)
– You’re drivin’ me crazy, man. (mocks racecar whooshing)
(tongue clicking) (voice vibrating) That’s enough. You want me to write
your name on the board? (kids laughing) – Ah! (mumbling) – Okay Jimmy, do you want
me to call Principal Martel? That would not be
bitchin’, would it? (mocking biting nails) Okay. You know what Jimmy,
you know what? Why don’t you come up and
teach the class, man, hm? Wouldn’t that be awesome? – Moi? – Yeah, come on up. Okay, guess, no, and then you
know what I’m gonna do Jimmy? I’ll just sit here,
how ’bout that Jimmy? And then we can all watch
how you’re being disruptive. (mumbling)
(kids laughing) Oh I see, that’s
supposed to be me. Right. All right Jimmy, okay, I see,
I get it’s supposed to be me. It’s time to be John, Jimmy. Don’t you dare
Jimmy, what’re you? (scissors click) (kids laugh) Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? (screaming) Well this is you Jimmy! (scream mumbling) I’m you Jimmy. (yelling) (desk clattering) How ’bout that Jimmy, huh? Oh, I’m gonna slap
five, gimme five. Give, gimme five. (hands slapping) Huh? How ’bout that, huh? That’s you Jimmy. I’m Jimmy, I’m Jimmy. And I need attention. Yeah, I’m Jimmy. Ah, I’m Jimmy, ah, look here. (mumbling) That’s the funniest
thing that ever happened in the whole world! I’m Jimmy, I want attention,
wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy. I’m Jimmy, I’m Jimmy. (mocking wiggling) – Mr. Fryer. – Principal Martel. No, what? No, no no no no. No it was Jimmy. It was Jimmy, Principal
Martel, no, Jimmy. (grunts) It was Jimmy! It was Jimmy! It was Jimmy! (students cheer) – [All] Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. (muffled chanting)
(dramatic music) (muffled cheering)

Learn The Renegade TikTok Dance In 5 Minutes I Easy Tutorial @MissAuti

Learn The Renegade TikTok Dance In 5 Minutes I Easy Tutorial @MissAuti


– Today’s the day people, I’m teaching you how to do
a frickin’ TikTok dance. So brace yourself.
(snap fingers) (hand claps) We’re doing The Little Renegade. I don’t wanna hear it. See you there.
(feet stepping) But first,
(playful music) our patron of the week is Trent Shaffer. Shaffer? I’m really sorry, Trent, if
I’m saying your name wrong, but I love you so very much. Thank you for your sweet message. Thank you for joining us on Patreon, we love you so very much. Congratulations.
(lips smacking) (kiss blowing) Guys, I just want to let you know that I’m really nervous to show you this, I’m not a hip-hop dancer,
so please don’t judge me. I’m just teaching you how to have a, have fun, have dance. (gasps) All right guys, you’re gonna
start out with the whoa! So the whoa needs to hit, as if you’re hitting your
elbow onto something, don’t just let it be loosey-goosey. Whoa, your hands come in to clap. My top hand is gonna figure eight from down, to up, to down, to up. This up starts a little worm for you all the way through. Okay, from the beginning. five, six, seven, nice and slow. This is whoa, clap, down, around, figure eight into your worm. All right guys, the next
part is a helicopter clap. You bring your forearms
on top of each other like an I Dream of Jeannie moment. And your palms go shoo, pat. So this comes up Here, you do a little stop. Whoom! Palms out, you’re leaning
back a little bit. This arm swings around, and then you’re gonna
snap and lean forward. So, I Dream of Jeannie, hit up, come down, stop, big swing, and snap.
(fingers snap) Helicopter clap, stop,
swing, snap. (laughs) All right, moving on. You guys are doing a little bit of a rock. You’re gonna rock forward,
rock back, rock forward, side. When you go side, your hands cross over, your arms cross over each other, and then you come back up. So that was front, and back, and front, and side, and come back up to standing. Step out with whichever foot your prefer. I’m gonna go right foot. I’m gonna hip thrust here, then I’m gonna come up
to kind of my chest area, and then do a little body roll. Your body roll, you send
your shoulders back, your chest forward, and let it
roll through your body, yes? Let’s rewind. Five, six, we’re gonna rock. We go forward, back, forward, side, center. Go hip, chest. (laughs) My body was like, “Where am I going?” We go hip, chest, body roll. You’re doing it! We are post-body roll, PBR, babies. We’re gonna do arm out, arm out, and then you’re doing the dab, I know all of you have
done this before, dab! And then nice little swing-around here. So that was arm, arm, dab, swing. Arm, arm, dab, swing, I would like a wedding ring. (laughs) You’re on the last part, people. You bring your hands to your mouth. I’ve seen some renditions
with the hands to the face. It’s up to you. I’m gonna go here, and
you do a head roll around. Make sure to drop your neck back, you don’t look like this. Yes, ba-dum, ha! I’m calling this the dragon breath. You release out, and
you’re breathing, ha, here. Your little knees go, whoo!
(fingers snapping) And then again with your left hand. And then you’re doing a little hip thrust. You have two with your
hands behind your head. One, two, and then you
cross your hip, three, cross your hip behind, your behind hips, also
known as your butt, (laughs) here, and then you do another one here. So, starting over, we go around, and breathe, breathe, hip, hip, cross front, cross back, cross. And then you did it! (lively upbeat music) Okay, thank you so much
for watching today, and thank you for being silly with me. Remember that most of learning dance is just allowing yourself to
feel silly, and to look silly, until you learn it,
and you’re comfortable. That was so much fun, and
definitely out of my comfort zone. Thank you to my helper, my
best friend, Corinne Sampson. (both laugh) You guys, make sure you’re
following all the socials, @missauti, @braydenbear. Autikamal.com to be on the
email list, question mark? So many things happening. Patreon.com/missauti for all
the exclusive content, people. If you want to be patron of the week, you need to be on Patreon, step one, okay? You guys, send me videos
of you doing Renegade, so I can post ’em on my Instagram story highlight in My Babehs. I love seeing what you guys
are doing with my content, it’s really fun to watch. I love you guys so much. B, anything to say? No. Bye! (playful music) Still rolling? (coughs)
(laughs) Oh my god! (clears throat)
That was real. I literally one breath in, and I choked. (playful music)

Smart Board Adding Sound

Smart Board Adding Sound


Adding Sound on Smart Notebook
This is how you can add sound to any image or text on your screen first i’m going to
show you using a picture I’m just going to pull this picture out here then when you select
what you want to add sound to you click the drop down and down here at the bottom it just
says sound you it pulls up this box you can actually import any sound from a file so maybe
you have a song or some pre recorded sound that you would like to add but what I really
like is this recording because you can click on it start recording and when youre finished
it will just insert that right into that image. The other thing you need to know is where
do you want to be able to click to start the sound if you leave this selected it will only
be in the bottom corner I like to choose object that way I can select any part of it and it
will start that sound that i recorded. Then you click attach recording and its finished
and when you click on it it will start playing the sound you could also do this with text
for example i might write a sentence like I am angry then if i want to add sound so
that students when they click on it can know what those words mean i click down here add
sound record record name start recording I am angry once again im going to choose object
because i want it to select anywhere that i click on the words attach
it and you can hear that its playing as soon
as i touch it. Hey teacher its the Techno rebel ooo ha ha ha oooo

Roddy Ricch – Start Wit Me (feat. Gunna) [Official Music Video]

Roddy Ricch – Start Wit Me (feat. Gunna) [Official Music Video]


Ya’ll doing man, this is crazy
like common man. Like for real?
Like cuz’ they just killed your
brother and you sitting there. Thats funny to me Ya’ll sitting there like some
zippers on God. Thats what I be saying Yeah, alright but you sitting
there too though y’all got me **** up though i don’t know what ya’ll on but
I’m on some other **** on God ♪ Oh Lord, Jetson made another
one ♪ ♪ I been done ride through
another ***** city ♪ ♪ I got a brand new
**** with me ♪ ♪ Clip got
thirty-three, Scottie Pippen ♪ ***** ain’t heard of me, I
got a Richard ♪ Drippin’ my sweats with
Givenchy ♪ ♪ I brought my **** in the
party ♪ ♪ And my diamonds offset like
Cardi ♪ ♪ Got a bad **** with me, she a
Barbie, huh ♪ ♪ You don’t wanna
start with me ♪ ♪ Got some hood ***** postin’ in
the Jordan ♪ ♪ I have this ***** on
back of a carton ♪ ♪ Spend Larry Bird,
thirty-three on Cartier ♪ ♪ I got thirty-three
***** with me ♪ ♪ I’ma float to through the city
sippin’ on some Chardonnay ♪ ♪ I’ma buy out the bar today
Then im buying out Barney’s
yeah ♪ ♪ I’ma hang with the
gangbangers ♪ ♪ He only hang with the feds and
the rats and the mice ♪ ♪ If my young **** pull up with
the ***** ♪ ♪ I’ma pull up with the ****,
we gon’ get him on sight ♪ ♪ We gon’ make a
thriller like Mike ♪ ♪ Car candy painted,
Mike and Ike ♪ ♪ And my diamonds
lookin’ like a light ♪ ♪ I’ma fly a private
like a kite ♪ ♪ Got the
Bentley coupe ♪ ♪ I been done ride
through another ***** city ♪ ♪ I got a brand new ***** with
me ♪ ♪ **** got
thirty-three, Scottie Pippen ♪ ♪ ***** ain’t heard of me,
I got a Richard ♪ ♪ Drippin’ my sweats with
Givenchy ♪ ♪ I brought my **** in the
party ♪ ♪ And my diamonds offset like
Cardi ♪ ♪ Got a bad ***** with me, she a
Barbie, huh ♪ ♪ You don’t wanna start
with me ♪ ♪ No, you don’t wanna start with
me (No, you don’t wanna start
with me) ♪ ♪ ***** pull up with ****
and TEC’s (Uh-huh) ♪ ♪ Run up your whole block like a
full court press ♪ ♪ No, you don’t wanna start with
me (No, you don’t wanna start
with me) ♪ ♪ No, you don’t wanna start with
me (No, you don’t wanna start
with me) ♪ ♪ I know cold-hearted demons,
they can smell your flesh
(Uh-huh) ♪ ♪ Walk up on a ***** *****,
shoot him dead in the chest ♪ ♪ No, you ain’t wanna start with
me (Nah) ♪ Look, there they go right
there. Alright, get ready. As soon as that car move out
the way ♪ Made a lot of plays,
hood got J’s ♪ ♪ I kept me a bag with some hard
in it (Hard in it) ♪ ♪ Rappin’, made a name ♪ ♪ Now I get paid for a stage, I
keep a guitar with me (‘Tar with
me) ♪ ♪ Executive, ayy, black
President Escalade ♪ ♪ Bulletproof with a bar in
it (Bar in it) ♪ ♪ Go kiss it, it gon’ be a hard
ending (Hard ending) ♪ ♪ I ***** and left, I hope it
ain’t no hard feelings (Nah) ♪ ♪ Was broke as ****, that’s how
I started **** ♪ ♪ Get some millions, it’ll make
a ***** love livin’ ♪ ♪ Andrew Jackson, my lil’ niece
and nephew love twenties ♪ ♪ Me and Roddy got a get it out
the mud business ♪ ♪ Made a hundred racks
on a C-day ♪ ♪ Made a million dollars
on a weekday ♪ ♪ Fifteen thousand on a cheap
day Whippin’ up **** like a deep
dish ♪ ♪ Junkies outside, no rebates
I been done ride through another
***** city ♪ ♪ I got a brand new Draco with
me Clip got thirty-three,
Scottie Pippen ♪ ♪ ***** ain’t heard of me, I got
a Richard ♪ ♪ Drippin’ my sweats with
Givenchy I brought my **** in
the party ♪ ♪ And my diamonds offset like
Cardi ♪ ♪ Got a bad ***** with me, she a
Barbie, huh ♪ ♪ You don’t wanna
start with me ♪ ♪ Hot girl like Arizona ♪ ♪ Plug in Columbia,
my diamonds in Africa ♪ ♪ I’m like, “***** the DA” ♪ ♪ Groupies been ***** my DJ
And shawty had an *** on her ♪ (♪ ♪)

CHÂN ÁI – ORANGE x KHÓI x CHÂU ĐĂNG KHOA | Official Music Video

CHÂN ÁI – ORANGE x KHÓI x CHÂU ĐĂNG KHOA | Official Music Video


Looks like I’m so weak I need someone Who opens his arms to me and say “I’m here now” Looks like I’m empty, scared of being alone Why don’t you just confess? uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I’m your true love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu So don’t hesitate So sad all of a sudden Silent all of a sudden So small all of a sudden Suddenly need someone’s soothing Suddenly so fragile Suddenly got a cold Suddenly looking around Suddenly need someone’s company AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Don’t make promises, just love AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Don’t hesitate, just love Loving you is like a delicate habit Love you cos I just wanna give Loving you makes all kinds of sense Loving you is easy Love you to remind myself that I was once broken Love you to reminisce some unfinished love stories Love you like it’s the golden dream Love you so much that I wanna sell my sorrow I know love is easy to break Some business needs to be solved Some untimely kindness So meeting you must be a dream Cos I’m tortured by the rain of memories Scared that things will fall apart eventually I’m used to sorrow So when the chance to love you comes, I still hesitate Looks like I’m so weak I need someone Who opens his arms to me and say “I’m here now” Looks like I’m empty, scared of being alone Why don’t you just confess? uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I’m your true love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu So don’t hesitate Hey babe, I got some sad love stories That’s life, you don’t always get what you want It’s the fated love you can’t easily surrender But they say we are crazy when in love Right babe? I think we should just be in love Just tell me what you don’t like about me My life is an essay missing details You can love whomever, so save my life The sun suddenly rises when you come Like a symphony that touches everything You’re a sonata that the world is moved Believe me because I’m the living proof I wanna have you in my arms Because that’d look gorgeous I know you got some sad stories Do you wanna share with me? Looks like I’m so weak I need someone Who opens his arms to me and say “I’m here now” Looks like I’m empty, scared of being alone Why don’t you just confess? I’m your true love So don’t hesitate Looks like I’m so weak I need someone Who opens his arms to me and say “I’m here now” Looks like I’m empty, scared of being alone Why don’t you just confess? I’m your true love So don’t hesitate I’m your true love So don’t hesitate

야릇하게 대답하기 몰래카메라(이어폰 필수)

야릇하게 대답하기 몰래카메라(이어폰 필수)


Hello, We are Bans and Sunny Today’s prank Giving sexy voices to strangers YO ~~ Let’s get it Excuse me Where is the nearest convenience store? If you go that way, There’s a CU(convenience store) Ah ~~ Is there a CU right? ㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ Maybe? Thank you Thank you ~~~ KKKKKKKK Um … that … Uh ~~ I’m … now Uh ~~~ I remember … um … Can I take the subway line 2 if I go this way? You can go over there Ah ~~~ Thank you ~ Thank you ~ LOL Where is Hongik University Station? excuse me! OH ~~ Are you there? Uh ~~~~ LOL excuse me Um, are you … Uh ~~~ I can’t remember. Wait a moment Uh ~~~ That… Uh ~~~~~ I don’t remember … Hongik University is right here? Yeah oH ~~~~ What are you looking for? Uh ~~ I’m sorry Uh ~~~~ I don’t remember uh ~~~~~ I’m looking for “sangsang yard.” First, go forward ye ~ You can cross the crosswalk! All the way forward Ye ~~ ???? Go to the end of the road! Ye ~~~~ Ye ~~~ Thank you ???? Hey … that … Uh ~~~~~ Yeah??? I was going to say … re….member~~~~~~ ?????? Oh ~ I do not remember Uh ~~~ Speak slowly What time is it now? 4:40 pm Oh ~ Thank you Thank you kkkkkkkkk I’m Barnes What is your name? Tiana Tiana? Nina Nina ~~~~~? Very pretty ~~~ Have a nice DAY ~~~~ I’m looking for a place where people gather Over there Ah ~~~~ LOL Oh over there? And go straight? Yeah! Ah ~~~ Oh~ There will be a lot of people if you go! AAAAAAAA Ah ~~ Ha ~~~ LOL Thank you Da~~~~~~~ ??? excuse me. Can I take the subway line 2 if I go this way? Yes this is right By the way, it’s faster to go there than here! Oh ~~ Kindly ~~~~ Lol What time is it now? 14:00.. Uh ~~ (surprised) LOL What time is it? Ah ~~~ I’m late. How many minutes ?? Oh ~ Lol Youtube PRANK CHANNAL Camera High five ~ Thank you YouTube run and run! Sorry ~ Have a nice day!

HAchubby and Angelskimi make glass from scratch

HAchubby and Angelskimi make glass from scratch


It’s too hot Yeah it is getting really hot It’s like 90 degrees Yeah It’s 90 degrees Awww noooo So you’re gonna turn, just right there, just turn, and relax Ahhhh no no no Ah okay okay okay Just normal stance I’m normal, I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal Okay, you ready to go get some colour? Colour? Okay I’ll bring it over to you You go that way Okay Alright, here you pick your colour. Maybe you help her Oh yeah What colour do you want? Oh! I….I want…woah, wow Do you want pink? Oh pink Oh red is cute. Pink? Pink? Pink Yeah, she likes pink a lot Do you want to turn Make a bong for Hachu? Oh my god! Chat Okay, you’re going to hold it like this okay Ah ah Here There you go. Now we’re gonna roll here Wow Turn the tip There you go Oh, be careful, be careful Woo Wow, good job, good job Just a coggers? Coggers “Maybe we can make glass peepega?” No chat, you can’t You can’t make glass Yes, yes you can Everyone can come get glass Oh yeah, if you come here, you can do, you can make glass We are here every weekend Every weekend Chat is wondering, do you know how to make a bong? Errr well the bong is made with a different type of glass, this is sculptured glass Oh this is sculptured glass This is called soft glass Soft glass, got it Bong glass is called boro glass No no, come on you’re good Wait somebody in chat… Its only hot at the end ..told me to make bong, you can scroll up It’s okay girl It’s okay girl, you got this Everything is this scary? Eating is scary? Yeah Even eating? Yeah Oh my gosh So we’re gonna go to the heat Back to the heat We’re gonna put it in there Set it here and then back in the hole Turn She’s a character Yes You’re a character I…I am human “Show her a cucumber or pickle and she will die” She will die? Okay, so you’re having fun yet? Yes Okay, so what we’re gonna do I don’t know We’re gonna pull…and then that’s it Oh god This is yellow Oh yellow Yes, I’m gonna help you with this Noooo Kind of looks like boogers, no? Okay, we’re gonna do something a little different This one’s gonna be a little bigger than normal We’re gonna have some fun Oh my god Oh now we put the colour on okay “Burn us pls monkaW” Oh wow “Hachu don’t worry, its like your cooking stream you can burn it” Noooo Let’s put a little of this colour on I think you’re better there Perfect So now, grab the tweezers here Right here, how about these? No no no, big big Hold here Its hard Here it comes You’re so scared, stop being so scared, have fun with me Oh no, I don’t want, I don’t want sorry Do you do drugs? I want okay, go go Wow Ahhhhhhh Oh my gosh He asked if she does drugs That was tough That was tough? That was like drugs That was like drugs? Okay, no drugs “Yes, she does drugs before every stream” What? You do? What this mean? “This is what we have to deal with every day Bryan. Shake my head.” Okay, you see the spiral we made? Yes Okay, so now, take the big tweezers Don’t worry, I’m professional This is going to be absolutely amazing My god With your own hands Good job High five You ready? You want to do the block? Or are you scared? Too much? Do the block, do it! Do the block, do the block, do the block Go go go One more time, almost done Okay, I can do it You can do it, you can do it, you can do it You can do it Very very easy “Holy s**t this is so cool” Yeah, someone said it’s really cool Yeah, see, she knows what she’s doing Alright, good job good job “Don’t give her a choice, she has to do everything” Keep holding like this I won’t hurt you I’m professional Don’t move In the water, hurry hurry Hurry hurry, okay We did it Oh good job good job good job No no, just hold it right there But you have to hold it One more? One more oh Perfect, don’t worry, don’t move Wow, I am amazing camera man How beautiful is that? Scared you Oh jeez, you see that? Is that good? Squeeze more, squeeze You just don’t enjoy it at all do you? Maybe it’s not for you Oh no, she likes it One time Oh the sound, the sound!! Sound yeah, don’t put it in there Oh sorry It doesn’t go in there I didn’t know, I didn’t know Oh man, you ruined the tool Ruined Ruined it Now I need your wallet She’s cute So there we go, come look Looks pretty huh? Yes You want to make a heart? Oh yes! Okay, let’s make a heart “Ask Hachu to do a dance before she leaves. She’s scared of many things but can dance in public with no fear” That’s true, why? I’m just… You’re scared of everything, but dancing in public how? Dancing is not dangerous What’s her birthday? What’s your zodiac? What this mean? When is your birthday? Ah birthday Oh November 30th Just kidding Why??? What is November 30th? No that’s great November 30 You know what zodiac that is? She might be a Sag Oh she is Sag How did you know she was sagittarius? Because she’s a dancer! She’s free like fire What? Fire I’m fire? Yeah No Yeah I’m not dangerous Fire is dangerous, but I’m not dangerous That’s you Hachu No That’s you No, I’m not dangerous You’re scared of everything, but you’re like not scared of like public shame Because errr..not dangerous Ready? Ready? You ready? Oh my god Looks like a butt Yes, looks like a butt, but it’s a heart Ohhh, now it’s a heart, ohhh cute So valentine’s day is coming up, how do we get all these people a heart? Go to instagram, maybe we could sell them Okay, there’s the heart Oh cute I like it Very cute Oh that’s very cute You’re cute? Yeah And now I’m gonna make the outside, it’s gonna go silver, watch “We are held captive by these two, we have no choice but to be the white knights to whatever weird s**t they do” Kim? Oh wow Shines like a mirror Oh my goodness Oh my god! That’s extra! Just kidding What does that do? See it’s like a mirror That’s very very pretty Hachu You made it! Wow, we made it! I made it

How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended

How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended


Oh wow she’s floating back all the sudden! Quick someone open the door! But sir! *screams* Oh my! I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Oh no happy beeps, buddy! Happy beeps. This Poe Dameron of the republic fleet I have
an urgent communique for General Hux. Destroy that ship. hello? Right away, Sir. Oh poop. We’ve got enemy fighters closing in! uh… I suddenly have to use the bathroom. The chain of command dictates that Admiral
Ackbar will take command. Because… seniority. Excellent! heheh. Sorry Sister. (sigh) I’d rather not do this right now. Yeah me too. Oh my gosh! A little privacy please! Eeww! the image is burned in my brain! he he he he. Okay. We’re here. Let’s land in the tall grass so we don’t get
spotted by some red-neck alien. Oh good idea! This is a covert mission. We don’t have time to waste rescuing horses
or feeling bad for random kids. Right. No matter how sad it makes us. Right. Our friends are literally running for their
lives. It’s all up to us. Alright I know! I said I get it. geez. We’re landing in the grass. And that, dear child, is my origin story! Well that was kind of a detour to the current
situation I’m dealing with but now I understand… Darth Plagueis! Your parents were nothing. They were drunkards. *cries* They sold you for drinking money. I don’t seem to remember my granddaughter
ever being sold for drinking money. What! Who are you? I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi
And this here is my granddaughter. *gasp*
That’s not true! Really!? That’s impossible! Search your feelings
you know it to be true. *squeal* Now. As I was trying to tell you before
These are your first steps. And your true parents are… *Gasp*
Oh no! You’re a grandfather too!? Not this again, Anakin. Every time! I’m so happy for you! I’m so happy too! We’re both so happy! Let’s tell everyone! Do you want to tell everyone!? Of Course! Please don’t. Ben, did you hear the news? Is that… my… Grandfather!??? Hi Ben! Grandfather!!!! What are they doing? Sir, they’re transmitting a message! This is Admiral Ackbar of the republic fleet
with an urgent communique to Commander Hux. Good Lord. Not this again. What do you want? Commander Hux. Do you know what this is? What are you talking about? None of us can see you, Ackbar! Do you know what this is!? What what is? Do you know? What it is? It’s a…. It’s a what?! It’s aaaaa… What are you doing right now?! It’s… A… TRAP!!!!!!!!! AAAAGH!!! Why’d you slice off my hand?! I saved you, dummy. What? What do you think I was trying to do? It’s not about winning… It’s about saving the ones you love. That’s what I was trying to do! Ackbar did the exact same thing earlier. Let’s kiss. What the! NO! This is just sad. Should we let’m go?
uh…. no. Oh DANG! Finn and Rose just died! Finn and who? What did you think was going to happen? That I would take on the First Order with
nothing but a laser sword? Yes! That’s exactly what I thought was going to
happen. That actually does sound pretty awesome. Okay! Let’s do it! This place is dead anyway. But first… Let’s get one for the road. (gulp gulp gulp) Let’s go! Alright alright. We can go. I’m gonna miss you the most. I want every gun we have…
to fire on those two. Do it! That’s impossible! He’s never been seen having thatt force ability
before! Well we have all seen you do that before… so it’s not too crazy to think he can do the same Shut up, Karl! Nobody asked you! Now. No! NO! NOOO! NOOOooooooo! Bring me down to th… AAaggagaaaaaahgggg
Oh Come On! What is with you and lightening all of the
sudden? Hmhmhmhmh Now. As my first act as commander… I wish to tell everyone the plan. We have a secret base on a nearby planet
that we are trying to reach So nobody freak out
or start a mutiny or anything. We actually have a plan to survive. Oh thank God!

MORATTU SINGLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY || Araathi || Tamada Media

MORATTU SINGLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY || Araathi || Tamada Media


Ramesh, I love you! Ranjitha, I love you! Rahul, I’ll kill myself to live with you ! Lavanya, I want to live 100 years with you! Kumar, let’s get married! Sita, let’s book an Oyo room, bring your sister as well! Why am I dreaming like this? Oh Its Feb 14 ! Shit, there will be couples everywhere! I am gonna get damn irritated! God! give me some special power to handle them! Kid, I was listening to your prayers! Today I’ll offer you a power to freeze the time if you clap your hands! It’s the freezing power! Thank you god! thank you! Oh! It was a dream! I know, such things will never happen to me! Hey! you still sleeping? are you not going out with your lover? How will I ? This mosquito, these are all getting caught but not a BF! damn! Hey! what? Why is he standing like this? stop acting! Did we really get the power? Wasn’t I dreaming? Let me clap my hands! Don’t come in front of me today! i am going with my GF! Oh! I have really got the power then! Whom to irritate today? That’s my crush! This is his crush! I have to do something now! Let me come! God! she is beautiful! What’s in her bag? Let me make her like me! Beautiful! What happened? Let me run! There is a feast today! You got a yellow bike seeing me, right? ya, how do you know? I can see it! New couple in our area! Let me come! Love, huh? turn aside! stand here! Show him a pout! wow ! headset! (confused) hey stop! How am I here? Too confusing! Free headset! Why is it here?! Wondering why I am here with you on Feb 14, huh? Morning with you! Whole night at oyo! Let’s get glucose while going! How are you going to manage the whole night? Ganga gold! Bro! Oh god! No use of Ganga gold now! Damn! have it! you hurt my mouth! (Blabbering) Idiot, how can I trust you? Who’s next? here is the break… Don’t hit me! It’s paining! stop hitting! couple goals, huh?! Being close! Have it! Look at his face! So dead! Where is my shawl? How many times to say, don’t roam with plumber, electrcian! is he her husband? is he a mechanic? I have been telling about my love to you since 10 days! so ? What can we do ? say yes if you like, yes if you don’t like! just say yes! god! he is going over his heals! How did I get a slipper here? Ladies slipper! Don’t come close! No one is here! But I am here! How come she is beautiful suddenly? Come here! soon! How dare you see her so close! how did you do it? I am happy now! Separated so many couples today! But I am going to lose these power in sometime! What to do to eradicate these completely? Let me call KD ji! yes? Where are you KD ji? Flying over china! Where are you heading to? To srilanka! Please come to chennai ! Why? Shut up and come! What? There is corona virus threat in china, so shut your nose to protect yourself! Sure, I’ll come! Please do come in that traditional wear you were wearing last time! It will be nice! Okay! Pasupathi, turn the car to annachi shop! welcome KD ji! you still didn’t hang up the call?! Where is KD ji? Park the car near the tree! how are you? I am good! how are you? Good aswell! get it down ! hey vijay tv!! Tell me why did you cal me urgently? Ji, I am single, you are single as well! But you are like my daughter! no, not that KD ji! Whatelse? Couples are irritating me during Valentine’s day! Theatre, Beach, Park everywhere! Do something to eradicate them! And you are an expert in eradicating things overnight! Like currency! I have a plan! Really? What’s that? I am going to cancel couple friendly option from Oyo! Super! next? Let’s fire all the roses! next? I am going to ban Diary Milk import! Boys and girls should commute in different vechicles! If they travel together, they will be arrested! very good! next? Let all the teady bears go to forest! What is bear doing in our country? Let’s take off all the corner seats in the theater! But there won’t be any seats if you do so! Let them sit down! but that will be even comfortable! with lights off! Then switch on the lights! But we can’t see the movie! Then go and watch in Englishrockers! I am going to build a wall worth 1000Cr in the middle of the beach! why ? Let boys and girls enjoy separately! Where did you get all these plans from KD ji? I had a friend called ‘Neppiyar’ Copying everything from him! What to do if it is not working out? Let’s make 12 months a year to 11 months a year! Why? Let’s remove February from the calendar! How will they celebrate lovers day then? What if they celebrate on someother days? Say someother good plans! I have one! What? Lovers should ‘shadi’ their loved ones! there is no caste or religion in TN, KD ji! This is why you are still single! Shadi means marriage! Wow! really! great! thanks KD ji!!! Alright, I am leaving! Do vote for me! Cauliflower should be bloomed in TN! pasupathi.. say your dialogue now! Not infront of you KD ji. It’s okay, say that! No no KD ji.. Its okay, Come on! No no no! Tell me! Adingggaaaaaaaaaaaa Hi, this video is dedicated to all the singles! Dear couples, don’t dare to irritate the singles around you! if did…. .. I don’t think we need this now.. keep it aside! If you like this video Like, share, comment and subscribe to Arathi! Click on the bell icon too!

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna | Full Hindi Movie | Hindi Comedy Movies | Govinda | Raveena | Preeti Jhangiani

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna | Full Hindi Movie | Hindi Comedy Movies | Govinda | Raveena | Preeti Jhangiani


Sir, we are from City
International Bank in Delhi. Your company, The Oberoi
Industries had applied for a loan of Rs. 500 crores
from our bank for The Oxygen Cylinder Project. Yes, yes I know it.
Yes, I know it. This was my grandson Raju’s
dream project. Our bank has sanctioned
the loan. Sir, we would like to give
this good news to Raj Oberoi. Where is he, sir? My Raju..
My grandson.. That genius
and intelligent boy.. The one who would talk
about big businesses.. My Raju.
My grandson. My grandson..
He’s just like a kid now. Because of an accident,
he lost his mental stability. He has nothing left in his life,
except a few memories. Sir, we are very sorry. We don’t require the loan. Give this loan to the companies
that are in need and where the labours
can get jobs. And with their blessings,
I hope Raju recovers soon. Okay, sir.
We’ll leave. Dad,
your feelings for Raj and your tears make us feel low. The truth is, we can’t
see you depressed. Father-in-law, refusing Rs. 500
crores isn’t a good business. Dad, when we can manage
so many factories we can take care
of this new project as well. Yes. 100 percent. If you say,
I’ll do it myself. Dad, my son Vicky is also
your grandson just like Raj. Dear, it’s not about
being a grandson. It’s about attributes
and capabilities. There may be many mangoes
in the garden. But some are sour
and a very few are sweet. Yes, that’s right.
According to you I’m a rotten mango which should be thrown
into the trash. This is his quality.
Yes. I’m sure father-in-law
won’t mind his words. He knows him since childhood. Dad, hand over
that project to him. Then you’ll see. He’ll manage
the entire property. Daughter-in-law how will he take care
of such a huge project when he can barely manage
to stand firmly? Take care of your son.
He’s worthless according to me. I hope he doesn’t fall
on the ground. Told you. Dad!
– Tell me, dear. Dad.
– Yes? What’s the difference
between that psycho and me? There’s not much
of a difference, son. That fellow drinks milk
in the morning. And my son drinks beer
every morning. That fellow massages
my dad’s feet every day. Whereas my son thinks
of strangling my dad every day. That’s the only difference
between him and you. Wow!
What a fun! This green coloured
ice-cream was superb. And the white one
felt like I had snow and it went into my tummy. There are no words to describe
the chocolate flavour. And the orange flavour
was also awesome. I really enjoyed it. I felt like
I ate up a sugar factory. Mr. Raju, you shouldn’t eat
too much of ice-cream. Else, you’ll suffer
from pneumonia. I’m spending my grandpa’s money.
Not your dad’s money. Don’t do this drama. I need to stay slim
after eating the ice-cream. Hey!
Mr. Murari! Come here. I need
to tone down, help me jog. Come fast.
– That’s ridiculous. Since 2 hours, I’ve been jogging
like a donkey just for you. I’m so tired. Mr. Murari, if you jog
only then I can become slim. Look at how much I eat.
– Will you become slim if I jog? What a crazy man I’ve met.
– Hey, I’m not crazy. I just have one shortcoming.
Everything else is perfect. I hope you screw up with
all that’s perfect. Idiot! Hey, don’t call me a monkey. Else, I’ll cancel
all the rounds you’ve completed. Come on.
Start from the top. Count from the beginning! Again?
– Yes, once again. One. God! I’ve already completed 10 rounds.
– One! Take out 25 ice-creams.
– Around 25 more? Yes, 25 more.
– You’ve already eaten 50. You don’t understand.
I want to break Meena’s record. Who’s Meena?
– Meena is my girlfriend. I’m going to marry her. We have an affair
from a long time. Give it to me! When I kiss the ice-cream,
I feel like I’m kissing Meena. Is that so?
Then you kiss her. Meena, right? I love you, Meena. Hey, Mr. Murari.
Murari, one minute. Listen to me.
– Yes. What is it? Come here. I feel like shooting
a question at you. A question should be asked,
not shot. But I shoot it. Once, there was an elephant
and an ant. They were good friends. One day, they were
playing hide and seek. And the ant..
The ant was hiding in a temple. How was the elephant
able to find out that the ant is in the temple? Perhaps another elephant
informed this elephant that the ant is in the temple.
– The elephant is very smart. He never asks anybody.
He thinks all by himself. I don’t know.
I lose. Answer me.
– I don’t get it. Do you accept defeat?
– Yes. The elephant saw the ant’s
slippers outside the temple so he figured out that the ant
is inside the temple. Such a tiny ant,
with tiny slippers spotted by an elephant?
– Yes, that’s right. I’ll go for another 30 rounds.
– Okay. Okay.
– I’ll commit suicide.. I asked for 50 ice-creams.
Why have you given me just one? This is cheating!
– Will you have the rest of it here or shall I pack it for you?
– Listen to me. Send this ice-cream stall
to my bungalow. Sure.
– Send it by today. Okay?
– Get him! Hey, what are you doing?
What’s happening? We are kidnapping you.
– Kidnapping? Okay. Most welcome.
Careful! Careful! I’ll get hurt.
– My money! Forget it.
– Murari will give it. I’m busy. Scoundrels.. What’s the matter? Something that I feared
would happen. What fear?
– Which you didn’t have. What are you trying to say?
– What do I say now? When you get the call,
you’ll understand. Hello?
– Hello, Grandpa. These people are useless.
Don’t give them any money. I’ll trick them and run away. Don’t you dare hit my grandson.
– Enough! Enough! I have understood you love
your grandson a lot. Now, your grandson is
a cash token of 10 crores. The next time I call you I’ll tell you the place where
you will come with the ransom. Else, I’ll cut your grandson
into tiny pieces and send him to your home.
– It’s not your right. Why are you shivering? Were you selling
peanuts before? Dad, I understand
that we need to save Raj. But wasting
such a huge amount for nothing isn’t wise. Son, what’s the use
of all this money if it cannot save a life? There was an elephant
and an ant. They were travelling
on a scooter passing the Gateway of India. Suddenly, a truck came
and hit them. The elephant died,
but the ant survived. How? Very simple.
Very simple. The ant must have jumped
from the scooter. Was there a swimming pool? Was there a swimming pool?
– No. She must have hidden
behind the elephant. Were they playing hide
and seek? Don’t talk rubbish. Do you accept defeat?
– Okay. Okay. The ant was wearing a helmet.
Safety first. Now, I’ll run away.
– No! No, no.. My cash token
of Rs. 10 crores. It’s not easy to escape
from my trap. Never mind.
I’ll tell you what. Hold me here tightly.
– Okay. You, too, do the same.
– Okay. You, hold my collar. Collar!
– Hold him tightly! You, hold my back. Okay?
– Yes. Is everyone ready?
– Yes. One, two, three, four, five!
Five, four, three, two, one! One, two, three, four, five! He ran away!
Catch him! Catch me. Catch me!
Come and catch me. One minute! One minute!
Time, please. Time, please. Time, please. Time, please.
I’m out. I’ll be out. Time, please!
Time, please! Stay in there!
Time, please! What’s going on here?
– Inspector, it’s me. Oh! Raj. It’s you.
– Yes. They had kidnapped me.
– What! I ran away from there,
they chased me. I ran to the road,
they followed me to there. Then I went to the garden,
they followed me there, too. When I came to the police
station, they still followed me. What are you saying?
– Look. Something may be wrong
with your speech but your brain
is absolutely fine. I have been saying
from the very beginning that only my speech is impaired,
else everything is fine. Quiet!
– Don’t cry! Dogs cries are inauspicious.
Inspector, I shall leave now. My grandpa is an old man.
He must be worried. I have to take care of him.
– Okay, go. Grandpa, I’m here! Raju, my dear!
My dear Raju! My darling! My dear Raju!
– I’m here! Did they let you go? No, grandpa. They weren’t
ready to leave me. I left them.
– really? But how did you manage
to let yourself out? Running! Jogging!
I was ahead of them. And I always come first
in running. Ask Mr. Murari about
how good I am at jogging. Please don’t remind me. The very thought
of it chokes me. Mr. Murari, Raju has returned
due to his jogging skills. I don’t mind if he keeps
jogging the entire day. Well, I don’t agree to that.
– Do you want your job? You don’t know.
He doesn’t jog at all. He keeps having ice-cream and I’m the one
who jogs in his place. Mr. Murari,
lying isn’t good.. Good morning, Mr. Oberoi.
He hasn’t just escaped. He has also handed over
the kidnappers to us. What?
– Yes. Your grandson is really smart.
He’s very smart. I have come
to congratulate you. The government had placed
a bounty of Rs. 10 lakhs for whoever
hands over the criminals. And your grandson
has earned that money. Look.
They’re gone. What’s wrong with them? They can’t control themselves
when it comes to money. And you mentioned
such a huge amount. Please take it slow.
There’s no hurry. Mr. Oberoi,
I shall take my leave. Thank you.
Good luck. Aren’t all of you
very fond of money? Do you want me to deposit
that Rs. 10 lakhs in your account? Grandpa, why would you
give the money to them? I shall spend that money
on myself. I shall throw a party
for Rs. 5 lakhs and buy ice-cream
with the rest of the money. If you eat ice-cream
for Rs. 5 lakhs you’ll fall sick
or catch pneumonia. I can never catch pneumonia. I’ll eat the ice-cream
and you’ll be the one to suffer. Mr. Murari.. Grandpa, Mr. Murari
is saying something. What is it?
– I was just showing my affection. We shall throw a party
and celebrate my birthday. Yes. Your birthday.
– Isn’t it, grandpa? If we celebrate my birthday,
Meena shall come. Meena will get presents
for me. She shall sing for me,
cut the cake and after that, she’ll peck me
on my cheek right here. ‘The heart become helpless’ ‘when it falls in love..’ Hey, lunatic!
Come downstairs! ‘Love is knocking’ ‘at your door..’
– Lunatic! Come downstairs to cut the cake! Uncle,
why are you yelling? It’s my party, I will be the one
cutting the cake and Meena will be the one
to have it. Why are you in such a hurry? Can’t you see
that I’m getting dressed? Does it take so long
to get dressed? Even you take time
to get dressed! You take two hours
to dye your hair black. Then you apply your lenses
and your false teeth. Half of the things in your body
are artificial. How do you know?
– I saw everything once. Should I give you the details?
– No, no! No!
– I know all the details! Dear.. Yes, I know..
– Come downstairs. Everyone’s waiting for you. At the party?
Has Meena arrived? No, she hasn’t arrived. A party won’t be a party
without Meena. Let’s kill time
until she arrives. Listen..
– Let me ask you a question. No, no, no! Ask me any question except
the one with ant and elephant. Mr. Murari, my life revolves
around ants and elephants. There was an elephant and an ant..
– Look! Ant..
– It’s time to go to the party and not solve riddles. Uncle, what is this?
– What is it? Oh! Accident!
Uncle, what’s that? What is it?
– Accident! Uncle, what’s this?
– What? Accident! Uncle! Uncle!
– What are you doing? Accident! Will you come
or shall I start an accident? How?
– What’s that? That.. Do you think I lack brains?
I just have one shortcoming. Everything else is perfect. All my shortcomings are getting
highlighted at your expense. Mr. Murari,
let me say something. What?
– You are great! You are out of the world!
Let’s go. Does that mean,
I’m not from this world? Look, friends.
There were two elephants. They were standing
near a lake. And there was a boat
in the middle of the lake. Both of them
had to cross the lake. Tell me.
How did they cross it? In my opinion, they swam.
– They didn’t know to swim. They are elephants,
they can’t swim. They sit on the boat
and cross the lake. The boat is small. They can’t fit
and thus they can’t cross. Then tell us the answer.
– Why don’t you answer? We don’t know the answer.
– Then, shall I say? Go ahead.
– They didn’t, as they had no death wish! One sec. Yes..
– Raj, is the story over? Now, come here and cut the cake.
– Please don’t interrupt me. I’m not cutting the cake
until Meena arrives. Meena isn’t coming.
Her parents have stopped her. Even if the entire world stops
her, my Meena will surely come. Look, Meena is here! Oh, Meena!
Shall I tell you something? You’re looking great!
You’re out of the world! Thank you, Raj! You know what, Meena? Everybody was saying
that you won’t come. But I knew
you would surely come. Could it ever happen that you
call me and I don’t turn up? That’s the reason
I love you so much! Come.
Everyone’s waiting for you. Come, come.
Grandpa, Meena is here. Greetings, grandpa.
– Meena, come here. Hey, move! Come, Meena!
Come here! Let’s celebrate!
– That moron! “I made a drum of pumpkins.” “Cymbals made from lemons.” “Ridge gourd taps a clap.” “Zucchini sings along!” It is not ‘Zucchini’,
it is ‘Cucumber’. I am saying it! A cucumber!
– Ok, say it. A cucumber. “The bitter gourd..
– The bitter gourd..” “The bitter gourd got engaged.
Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “The bitter gourd got engaged.
Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “Cauliflowers turned into drums!” “Cauliflowers turned into drums!” “The bottle gourd
turned into a clarinet” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “Splendid! Amazing!” “Splendid! Amazing!” “The potato was mad
at the onions.” “He was being teased
by the yam.” “It was colocasia
that helped out.” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “The bitter gourd got engaged.
Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” Let me show you
how to dance. “Crawl like an insect!
Crawl along.” “Crawl like an insect!
Crawl along.” “Be it Delhi, Mumbai
or Bhatinda.” “Everyone asks for an eggplant
or an apple gourd.” “Okra is loved by all!” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “The bitter gourd got engaged.
Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “The cheeks are as red
as tomatoes and they trouble all.” “The pointed gourd
made peace.” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “Cauliflowers turned into drums!” “The bottle gourd
turned into a clarinet” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.
Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “The bitter gourd got engaged.
Sweet potatoes came to dance.” “Sweet potatoes came to dance.” Grandpa! It was fun, grandpa. I had forbidden you
from entering this house, right? Brother-in-law,
what are you saying? Even you have entered
this house. Then, why are you
stopping her? Shut up. Come on, Meena. No!
– No, Meena. Don’t go. You can’t take her away. I’m keeping quiet because you are Meena’s brother. No, brother.
– Let go of her hand. Come, Meena.
– You can’t take her. No, Meena.
– I said, come on, Meena. No. No, brother. He’s forcefully taking her.
– No, brother.. Shut up and come home. Somebody, stop him. Leave me alone.
– Come. Brother..
– Grandpa! Why don’t you stop him? Let him take her. Mr. Murari,
take care of him. Come..
– No, brother. Please. I knew this would happen. Come here.
Did you see that? People don’t have an ounce
of respect for you. You were all gaga about Meena.
What happened? Her brother came
and took her away. You couldn’t even do anything. Nobody helped you.
None of them tried to stop him. Leave the rest.
Even your grandpa.. Even he didn’t make an effort
to help you. Do you know why? It’s because nobody
in this house loves you. You’re a troublesome, useless and a good-for-nothing
‘thing’ for everyone. You’re a perennial
pain in the eye. If I were in your shoes and had the slightest
of self-respect I would have hung
myself to death. Yes! Suicide! If I were in your shoes and had the slightest
of self-respect I would have hung
myself to death. Yes! Suicide! What’s happening? What’s this? I want to commit suicide.
I don’t want to live anymore. What are you talking about? I’m telling the truth.
Nobody loves me. Nobody at all. When Meena was being
taken away by her brother nobody even tried to stop him. Even you didn’t make an effort.
I don’t want to live.. Being my grandson,
you’re talking like a coward. No, dear.
Suicide is a criminal offence. It’s wrong. Do you want to upset God? No.
– Do you want to fight with God? No.
– Are you greater than God? No.
Forgive me, grandpa. Forgive me, grandpa.. It’s okay, dear.. Grandpa I’ve been trying
to die since two hours. I’ve been roaming for two hours
with a rope around my neck. I was wondering
why I wasn’t dying. What would’ve happened
if I had died? God would’ve been angry, right? No, my dear.. Listen to me.
Forget about him. Else I’ll snap your neck
and kill you! I’ll get you married soon
to a man of my choice. Got it? Come on, girls. Hurry up!
I’m getting late. We know that a prospective
groom is coming to meet you. Amidst the dance competition how did the issue
of marriage crop up? I was dining with mom
and dad yesterday. The guy’s grandpa
saw me there and he liked me. Is the alliance
100 percent fixed? No. No.
One percent is still left. It will be complete
when we see each other. Oh, no!
The tyre is punctured! How will I reach on time? Wow! What a car! Girls, this is our lucky day. You’re an excellent
businessman, Mr. Raj. Do you really want me
to believe it? Thank you.
– You have an intelligent mind. Yes..
– During our last project.. Hold on.. Who is taking my car?
Hello, hey.. Hello! Hello. Excuse me.
Please step out of the car. Why? Did I take your permission
before hopping onto it? If you want to hop on,
you may do it on a train, plane or even
a missile for that matter. But please step out
of this car. Why?
Did I break a signal? Are you a police officer?
Are you a CIA or FBI agent? You don’t know me. Please vacate the car..
– I don’t want to listen to you. I don’t care who you are. Listen to me.. I don’t want your advice. By the way, what’s
your problem with me? There’s a connection. I’m tensed
because of your action. – What? You can be arrested.
I’ll take this matter to the police. What are you saying? I’m saying that I like you. What!
– I mean, I like your innocence. What do you mean?
– I mean the way you’re trying
to portray your innocence.. Are you trying
to flirt with me? No. No way. Excuse me, gentlemen. Please.
I need some help here. This man is trying
to flirt with me. No, no!
– Excuse me.. No way. She’s lying.. Hey! No. No! Mom, dad.
I’m on time. Right? Come, dear.
They must be on their way. What have you done
to yourself? You hair is messed up. Actually,
my car had a puncture. Is it the same problem again? But still, I’m on time.
Nobody has come yet. I’m right here. Please come, Mr. Oberoi.
We were waiting for you. Please come. She’s my wife, Anju. Hello.
– Hello. He is Raj’s grandpa. Bless me, Mr. Oberoi.
– She’s our daughter, Meena. She pays heed
to traditional values. I’m glad. These are for you. Thank you.
– I saw your show. It was awesome.
I chose you for my grandson. We’ll fix the dates
by today itself. But where is your grandson? Hello, everybody. I’m here. Oh, no! Who are you? I’m Raj. Raj would never dress
in such a manner. But he has.
It has been a tough time. How?
– What do I say? I stepped out of the house
in a dignified appearance. But I met a beautiful girl
on my way who is responsible
for this condition. You look like an international beggar.
– I know. In reality I belong to a wealthy
household, grandpa. ‘Grandpa’? Are you my grandson,
Raj Oberoi? If you don’t believe me,
I’ll have to prove it. Dear.. Did you go to wrestle
wearing a suit? What do I say, grandpa? I met a beautiful girl
on my way. She’s responsible..
She’s there! She’s right there! Grandpa, this is her.
Oh, my God! She is..
– Please hear me out. What do you have to say? You didn’t pay heed
to me. I won’t even listen
to half a word. Actually, I didn’t know.. I was beaten up
and you didn’t know.. They wanted to kill me. I’m glad you have met each other already. It’s fun.
– ‘Fun’? They were going to kill me, grandpa. It isn’t a big deal.
Tell me something. Will you marry her? Well,
I’m really very sorry. All this happened because
I was supposed to meet you. Actually, I was getting late.. You should’ve thought about it. You were just getting late. But my name could have
been prefixed with ‘late’. Don’t you dare talk
about death. I’ll kill you. I’m sorry, grandpa.
I’m so sorry. It’s good to see this bond between a grandpa
and his grandson. ‘If you talk about death,
I’ll kill you.’ “All these times,
I never felt like this.” “Never before have I ever
felt such joy.” “Never before I felt such rush,
such passion.” “What has happened to me?
What has happened to me?” “What has happened to me?
What has happened to me?” “I cannot rest easy since dusk
and I shivered at your name.” “I cannot rest easy since dusk
and I shivered at your name.” “I know the loneliness you felt,
I carry the same pining for you.” “Never had I longed for dreams
and had such thoughts.” “What has happened to me?
What has happened to me?” “What has happened to me?
What has happened to me?” “What has happened to me?
What has happened to me?” “I thank you for loving me,
I surrender my heart to you.” “I thank you for loving me,
I surrender my heart to you.” “For it is these words of yours
that win my heart.” “Never before I had
such a pleasure and joy.” “What has happened to me?
What has happened to me?” “What has happened to me?
What has happened to me?” Hey, Raj. What happened?
– Nothing. Why did you call me here
all of a sudden? I had something in mind.
I wanted to clear it up. That’s why I called you here alone.
– What is it? Take a seat.
Let’s sit down and talk. Look, Meena. Everyone’s life has a past.
Everyone has a past which we shouldn’t hide.
We should share it. What do you mean?
– I mean, I am honest. That’s why
I want to tell you everything. In everyone’s life there is a boy or a girl.
– You mean to say that in your life..
– There was a girl. Really? Girl can only be a girl.
I can’t change it to a boy. Don’t get tensed, please. Look, this is life.
All this happens in life, right? But who was she? Koko. ‘Koko’?
– Yes. Once I went
to an ice-cream parlour to have Choco bar. There I met Koko
before I could get a Choco. We looked at each other.
Eyes twitched. Hearts throbbed and loud
thunders ripped through the sky. And the thunder scared her
so much that Koko leaned on me.
– What happened then? Don’t ask me that. Koko was in my arms.
I was in Koko’s arms. Again, Koko was in my arms
and I was in Koko’s arms. Why did you had to keep her
in your arms for so long? Don’t ask me that. Why are you standing? Why don’t you sit down?
Please. Please. So.. When I opened my eyes,
the rain had stopped. And we were knee-deep
in the water. Koko’s house was right in front.
She said ‘please come’.
I said ‘welcome’. I was inside Koko’s house,
the door was locked from outside. What happened then?
– Don’t ask me that. Soothing breeze
was blowing outside. It was really cold inside.
There was one blanket and two people.
– So? So.. We both got under the blanket. And what happened
under the blanket? So much happened
and it went on. What happened then?
– Don’t ask me that. The friendship between me
and Koko really deepened. Our friendship
became very strong. But I got to know one day
that Koko left the town without informing me.
– That’s really good! And then I met her suddenly
at a hill station one day. That’s really bad! She was ice-skiing there. Even I was ice-skiing. While Koko was skiing,
her legs slipped and she fell off the mountain.
– Did she die? She survived.
I saved her. I saved her. I pulled her up.
But even my legs slipped and I fell on Koko.
Koko was below and I was above her.
– Then? Don’t ask me that. Why do you keep
getting up? Take your seat.
Sit down, please. Please sit down. Yes. Koko fell ill.
She was losing breath. Hospital was very far
from there. I was taking her by car.
On the way, suddenly.. Suddenly..
– She would’ve died, right? I didn’t let her die.
She could have died. But before she stopped
breathing I started blowing air
into her mouth. I kept blowing into her mouth
again and again.. You gave her a mouth
to mouth resuscitation! Meena, I didn’t have any other option.
– Oh, you! Go to hell!
Go to hell and take your Koko
with you! Meena!
Meena, where are you going? Are you going to meet Koko?
Take her address. Koko Street, Koko Building,
flat number: Koko. Koko! Koko. Look, my absence shouldn’t
affect the business. Just a minute. I’ll speak later.
My fiancee is here. I’ll speak later. Hey, Meena! What are you doing here?
– Why? Didn’t you like me coming here? No, nothing as such.
I was thinking, you might have not liked what I told
about Koko the other day. Look, Raj.
That was your past. Everyone has his own past,
right? What do you mean? Sit down, Raj.
– No, it’s all right. No, please sit down.
– No, it’s all right. Tell me. I’ll explain it to you.
See, Raj. You are a very honest person. You told me everything
about you. Why should I hide something? That means, there was
someone in your.. Boy. Boy!
There was a boy! Raj, boy can only be
a boy, right? I can’t change it to a girl. Don’t get tensed. This is life.
All this happens in life. Listen, I want to tell you
everything about my life today. To heck with your past. Tell me this first.
What was his name? Popo. ‘Popo’?
– Yes. Who is this Popo? Don’t ask me that. Popo had the habit of flirting
right from his childhood. Actually, Popo used to follow me
everywhere I went. And one day, he caught me.
– What happened then? Don’t ask me that. One day I was going home,
drenched in rain. Popo came after you
with an umbrella. How do you know that?
– It’s a very common formula. Anyway, carry on.
– So I was going drenched in rain and Popo came with an umbrella
and then suddenly he brought his lips closer to mine
behind the umbrella and.. What happened then?
– Don’t ask me that. Hey, why are you standing?
Please sit down. Sit. Let’s sit and talk. Sit down.
– Okay. Meena, by the way,
don’t you think Popo is crossing my Koko
too fast? Yes. Popo was crazy
about me since childhood. Why did you get into
a relationship with a lunatic? I didn’t do it.
My dad forced me. Look, he has followed me
here as well. Why did he follow you here?
– Don’t ask me that. Hey, what’s this? Tell me.
Why did he follow you? Hold on.
I am telling it. Well, Popo says
that he will marry only me and not anyone else.
– But what does he mean by that?
– Don’t ask me that. Hey, what’s this?
– Hey! I’ll ask for sure. Don’t get angry.
I am telling you, right? Actually, I was bathing,
the other day. Okay.
– And Popo snuck into the bathroom. That stranger entered
your bathroom and you let him enter! He wasn’t a stranger at that time.
– Oh, my God! A stranger enters your bathroom and you don’t consider him
as a stranger. Do you think that I’ll
accept you after this? Go to hell!
– Hey! You and your Popo, go to hell!
– Hey! Hey, Raj! Raj! Raj, where are you going? Are you going to meet Popo?
Take his address and go. Popo Street, Popo Road,
flat number: Popo. Popo. To heck with your Popo! Hello. Who?
You? I don’t want to talk
to you at all. Raj, hear me out. I don’t want
to hear anything. Go to your Popo. Why?
Are you going to your Koko? I don’t want to discuss
about Koko or Popo. Shut up!
– It’s strange! You talked so much
about Koko yesterday. Did I say anything?
Today, I just talked about Popo you got so upset!
– I was kidding. I don’t know any Koko, okay? I don’t know any Popo either.
– What! You were pulling my leg!
– Look! The way you had created Koko I had to create Popo
to get rid of Koko. Anything wrong?
– Meena. You know what?
You got me so worried! I am driving my car
at a speed of 180 kmph. Darling,
please calm down. Take a U-turn
and just come back to me. Okay, sweetheart.
I am taking a U-turn, okay? Raj, what happened? Raj! Mr. Oberoi. I just met the doctor. There is a very bad news. Raj’s life is safe.
But his mental condition.. What has happened to him?
– He has gone to his childhood. He hasn’t forgotten anything. But his behaviour is like that
of a eight or ten year old kid. He might recover completely
after the operation or he might lose his life as well.
– No. No! I can’t take that risk. I will wait. I will wait for
a better treatment. Mr. Oberoi,
he is your grandson. You can wait. But we are her parents.
We can’t wait for long. What do you mean?
– I don’t want to say anything. You are elder than us.
I would like to ask you. Had you been in our shoes,
what would you do? Let’s go.
– No, mom. I will marry only Raj. It’s the decision of my life
and I’ll be the one to take it. I am telling you.
Let’s go. You can take a decision
after returning to India. No, dad. I won’t go anywhere
without Raj. No, dear. You shouldn’t talk
to your parents like that. No! Moreover, you should take
everyone’s consent for a wedding.
– Mr. Oberoi. And if God wishes one day, you will be
Raj’s wife. Yes. Raj I love you. I used to love you. I love you even today. And I will love you forever. Mr. Murari, why are you
in such a hurry? Are you going
to commit suicide? Whenever you start talking,
you talk rubbish. Why would I commit suicide? I thought you wanted
to commit suicide after seeing your face. No problem. Commit suicide tomorrow.
– What! Shall I ask you a question? A question is better than
the topic of suicide. Go ahead. There were an ant
and an elephant. Oh, God!
– Both of them were swimming together. The elephant
got out of water but the ant
didn’t get out of water. Tell me why.
– I don’t know. Tell me.
– I didn’t see all that. Have you lost to me?
– Yes, I have lost. Shall I tell you?
– Yes. The ant didn’t come out
because it didn’t have it’s swimming costume on.
It felt shy. The ant didn’t have
it’s swimming costume on? No!
– It felt shy? Yes, the ant. I’m leaving..
– Hey, tell me. Where are you going? I was thinking of committing suicide. But I’ll postpone it
as I have pending work. Hey, listen..
– Get lost. I’ll slap you. Hey, transfer this money
to my village. Hurry up. Murari, looks like you’re
making a fortune by dancing to the tunes
of that crazy person. – Shush! You’re not aware that an elephant
is always over my head and an ant in my ears. Send the money.
– Okay. Hey, Murari, you’re caught
in your act. Do you send
a lot of money to your home concealing from my grandpa?
– No.. Are you saying that I’m a thief? No. I’m not accusing
you of being a thief. I am calling you a thief!
– Hey, if you talk like this.. Listen, please
don’t tell your grandpa. Or else, who will listen to your
elephant and ant riddles? Right?
– That’s true. On that note, give me
money for ice-cream. Money?
– For ice-cream. I don’t have any.
You lend me some, I’ll pay you back later.
– Okay. Here you go.
– Listen I have only one loose screw, the rest are tight!
– Why? The rest are tight. I’m like
that. Give your own money. Oh!
My bad. Here you go.
– Okay. How much did you steal? Leave!
– Hey.. Mister, give me an ice-cream.
A pink one. That crazy person is over there.
Got it? Wow! A very nice ice cream.
Hey! Hey! Are you crazy?
I dropped my ice-cream. Give me a yellow one. Don’t forget
to give me the change. Okay? Hey! Hey.. Hey, are you bumping
into me on purpose? Do you think I’m mad?
– I didn’t do it on purpose. Hey, you’re copying me.
Are you copying me? I’m not copying.
I’m like this. So, are you’re just like me?
– Indeed. Hey, if I slap you,
you’ll melt like an ice cream and you’ll fall in the gutter. And if you fall
in the gutter your mom will searching
for you, forever. Will you slap me? Yes, I will.
Hey! I have two hands.
– I have ten. I can’t see them.
– Here they are. These are not hands, but goons.
Just goons. Indeed, we are goons. You are a goon?
– Yes. I will not fight you guys. My grandpa says
don’t mess with goons. That’s your path
and my path is over there. Mister,
give me another ice cream. Hey, I’ll show you
the right path. Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
Why are you thrashing me? What are you doing?
Why are you doing it? Are you all mad or what? Hey, stupid!
Stupid! Hey..
Hey, I will beat you up. I’ll thrash you with stones.. Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing? Murari, they beat me..
Beat me up. But, why do you mess
with the goons? Drop that. Let’s go. My yellow ice cream. Hang on.
– Come on. Who pelted the stones?
Quickly inform the police. Ma’am, the police can’t
do anything. Do you know Kishan Oberoi?
The big business man? Raj is his grandson.
He’s a bit crazy. He injured a couple of kids
in our area too. Just treat the injury.
Nothing will happen. How can we ignore this? He’s not my grandson.
Rather, he’s my weakness. Mr. Oberoi, there’s a possibility that I’ll have his arrest orders
by tomorrow. After that, I’ll have to.. Listen, Mr. Oberoi.
If you want to save him admit him to a mental
hospital immediately or send him away from this city. Away from this city? “My heart is beating,
keeps only beating.” “I’m waiting for you..” Mr. Murari, if my marriage
with Meena doesn’t take place
the moment I reach Shimla then..
– Hey, reach there first. You will be married the moment
you reach. Okay. Okay. Wait here.
I’ll be back in a minute. Hey, where are you going? To commit suicide?
– Yes. Fine. Don’t do it here
at the airport. Let’s go to the railway station. We’ll save some
of grandpa’s money. I’ll be torn apart by the train but your marriage will
be in ruins. Is that fine? I have only one loose screw,
the rest are tight! Come back quickly. “My heart is beating..”
– I know. “…keeps on repeating.” “My heart is beating.” “keeps on repeating.” “I’m very sorry..” By bringing Meena into
the picture I made him agree. Murari, you’re taking him along
based on such a big lie. But what will you do
when he gets to know the truth? Sir, you don’t worry.
Just take care of the expenses. I’ll manage the rest. Murari, with immense pain I’m
giving you the responsibilities of my beloved one. Take good care of him. I’ll treat your grandson
like my own grandson. Forty. I feel as if I’m
the Reserve Bank of India. He may be a crazy person
for the world but he’s a bearer cheque
for me. I can cash in anytime I want to. But tell me something. Did you miss me when
I was gone? Silly concern. I missed you a lot. Whenever I came across a thief,
I missed you a lot. A thief reminded you of me?
– Indeed.. N-No..
When that thief ran away with my purse on our honeymoon,
you had caught him. That’s the reason.
– Okay. I thought of something else. Also, you know,
whenever I came across a beggar I missed you a lot.
– Hey, have you lost it? Why did a beggar
remind you of me? I meant.. Yes. I know you make
donations at the temple. That’s why. Is it? Didn’t you remember me
when you saw a dog? Yes, of course. The dog in our area..
– Shut up. This is strange. A thief reminded you of me. A beggar reminded you of me. Dogs reminded you of me. Thank God,
I didn’t enquire further. No, actually..
– Shut up. The imbecile broke
my window again! Murari! Murari? Murari, what is this?
What is this? Look,
he broke my window pane again. Go and bowl..
– You should appreciate his courage. Whatever..
– You should put a garland around his neck. You should pray for him. You should thank him. These kind of shots create
cricketers like Sachin Tendulkar Sourav Ganguly and Rahul Dravid. This is the future team
of Indian Cricket. Is it necessary
to break my glass for creating a cricket team?
And that, too, every day. What the.. You broke
such an expensive window. Mr. Murari,
if you talk too much I’ll call up grandpa and tell
him about the money order. Why are you shouting at him? He played such a great shot. You should appreciate him. You should pray for him. You should thank him. They are the future
of Indian cricket, after all. They will become like
Sachin Tendulkar Rahul Dravid.. There’s a Punjabi, too,
he’ll be Harbhajan Singh. Play on, boys. Don’t worry.
I’m here. Hey. Go now. Come on. I was saying that I’m here,
ma’am. What? He is here? If he’s here, then where am I?
– You’re here, too. Am I here, too? I mean.. You’re the only one. Mr. Kulkarni.
– Yes, sir. There’s Rs. 25 lakh
in my account.. Please transfer that to
Mr. Murari who’s in Shimla. But, sir.. You transferred
that money to Vicky. Vicky? A sum of Rs. 25 lakh?
When? When I was at the bank tomorrow
for the statement Vicky was encashing the cheque
with your sign on it. Send Vicky to me. Right away. What reminded you
of Vikram Oberoi, grandpa? You faked my signature
on a cheque. Yes. I did. Did you withdraw Rs. 25 lakh?
– Yes. So what? My son is young. Hi, dad.
– He has expenses. Perhaps you forgot that he’s entitled
to the property, too. Does that mean
he can steal from me? And that he is allowed
to fake my sign and keep betraying me? Dad the greed of money can compel a son to betray
their parents nowadays. Just imagine. He’s the son a wealthy dad. Grandson of a wealthy grandpa. If he doesn’t spend money will you spend it? Shut up! I had raised roses. How did the thorns grow? I am in my senses now. I’ve understood now. I’ve understood all of you
clearly. And now I’ll change
just like you, from now on. Got it? I’ve earned this property
and wealth on my own. I’ll disown you all from this. Go and learn
to be independent. Make your own mark in this world.
Get out.. Dad, listen to me..
– I said, get out. This is unfair. Move away. Stop it.
– Don’t say that. Go and hold the money. Who am I earning for?
It’s for you. Is it? Then why did you turn down
the jewelry offer for me? It was a slip of the tongue. I’ll agree to it. That’s strange. During the day,
all husbands say ‘no’ but ‘yes’ during the night. All husbands?
– Yes. How many husbands
have you seen? I mean.. A husband. All men are like this. They agree during the night
and forget it during the day. Why?
– I haven’t forgotten. I remember everything. You see. Raj is the gateway to money.
– Is it? I want to have all the wealth
he can give me. I want to make a room
filled with currency. Currency filled roof.
Currency filled floor. Currency filled furniture.
Currency filled cooker. Currency filled utensils. We’ll cook currency.
We’ll eat currency. And then we’ll be together.
– It’ll be fun What the..
– What are you doing, Mr. Murari? You’re romancing
at this old age. You should knock before
entering, idiot! Did you just call me an idiot? Should I tell your wife that you are romancing
with two women? You see, in the park when we take our dog for a walk,
a beautiful woman comes there with her dog
and he flirts with her. No! No!
– Is he saying the truth? He’s lying.
– What is he saying? He is mad! No, Mrs. Murari.
I have just one shortcoming otherwise I’m fine. Listen to me..
– What is he saying? He’s lying.
– Am I? Once, it so happened.. Tell me this. You’re helping your own romance. Why don’t you help me and Meena? Meena will be here in two days. I’ll fix your marriage, too. In two days?
– In two days. Don’t worry.
– Meena will be here. That’s great.
– He ruined everything. Did you leave?
– Yes. If you’ve left, where’s
the sound coming from? I have so much money..
Alas! What happened?
– My money! Is this your tip for begging?
– Who, me? Did you steal all my money?
– Me? Don’t speak rubbish. I’ll go with someone else. I’m ready. What did you say? Will you marry my wife?
Aren’t you ashamed? No, I mean, the boy
who has come here with you.. I’m ready to go to his wedding. His wedding?
Who told you he is marrying? He said it. He said it’s his wedding.
We have to go there. We’ve to get ready. He had huge bundles
of money with him. Money bundles?
– Yes. I’ve been looted.
I’m finished. He’s the one who’s marrying. How are you destroyed? Shut up!
Which way did he go? He said that he’s going
to the band master to give him advance payment. Band master?
– Yes. I’ll be right back. Disappear. Oh, God!
He disappeared. So what?
I’m here. No! No! Hey, stop it. Hey, stop it. It isn’t my sister’s wedding. It’s my wedding. Play some other song. Why are you playing
such songs? Hold on! I’ll change it
right away. One, two, three, four!
– Four! Okay!
I just said that was okay. Okay.. Here is Rs. 20,000 as the advance.
– Okay. I’ll pay the remaining later. Okay.
– Where is the confectionery? Take this route for that.
– Okay. What’s this? That’s mine.
– Okay! Hey, listen.
– What is it? Ma’am, I was saying.. I am not a female. Are you male?
– Yes. How is that possible?
– My voice is such since my childhood. Since your childhood?
– Yes, since then. It’s none of my business. Where is the person
who gave you this money? He? He went
– Yes. in search of the best priest. Post that he will donate money
to all the poor people in the village. In my village everyone is poor. I can’t keep checking
each house. He has ruined my life. What trouble is this?
– Wait up.. This belongs to me. I have lost everything.
Can’t you lose a little? “I have forgotten everything.” “There is nothing
that I remember.” “There is only thing
that I haven’t forgotten’ ‘and that’s Julie” “I love you.” I have made arrangements
for the wedding. Shut up. Wedding.. Who is getting married? You have wasted my money. You just drained my wealth. You spent my hard earned money. I am broke thanks to you. We can earn that money but when will Meena come? Who are you talking about? Meena won’t be coming. Forget about her. But you said that Meena.. I had lied. What I had said was a lie. Meena’s entire family
hates you and your stupidity. You cannot marry her
in this life. Forget about her. You cannot get married to her. I will not get married to Meena! I cannot get married to Meena! I cannot get married to Meena! Meena! Oh, my God!
Listen to me. I looked for him everywhere
but I cannot find him. He isn’t there in his
room or in our locality. You didn’t find him!
– No. Where could he go? Meena left me. Meena left me. It’s been so many days that we
have been looking for him I wonder where he is lost. Let it be. Anyway, he was a trouble
for you. That’s fine.
But he was my bearer cheque. He was my key to wealth. He isn’t lost but the key
to my wealth is lost. Moreover, if sir asks about him then what would I tell him? Good morning, dad. We are here to apologize to you. Yes, grandpa. Forgive me as well. Forgive me for one last time. Dad, henceforth we wish
to achieve something on our own. Yes, grandpa. Dad, we are here to bid farewell to you. Dad, as a good luck charm please give us Rs. 50,000. It’s good that you have realized and you wish to achieve
something on your own. Grandpa, can we have tea
with you for one last time? You never know
when we would meet again. Sure. Send four cups of tea. Not four, sir. Make it five. Who are you? Grandpa, he is our
new business partner. Dad, we would be starting
afresh with this noble person. Dad, not only will he change
the direction of our lives but he will do the same
to yours too. He is very powerful. Sir, soon they will have
properties equivalent to that of yours. Wow!
What do you do? I am into
export-import business. As you know it deals
in exchanging goods of different places. Very good! Very good! Have some tea. Dad, if you don’t mind can you give us Rs. 50, 000
as the good luck charm we could have tea
after that. Sure. Thank you very much. Thank you, dad. And God forbid
if you suffer any loss in your business then keep in mind
that I am still alive. Game over! Money, money!
– Look here. Fantastic! Very good! What’s this? He has become such a pro with
forging his grandpa’s signature that he has written
a suicide note in his name. Why do we delay
in something good? Hurry up
and keep it there. Throw his body. Sure. Hurry up. Listen to me are you certain
that in the post mortem report there would be no trace
of the medicine that you have given to him? Charles knows what he is doing. The medicine that was mixed is still in his body. But it would be gone by the time
post mortem results are out. The report would conclude
that it’s a suicide. “Gently, I began” “to unveil my face.” “As the people witnessed me.” “They saw a face that rivals
the moon in beauty.” “Someone lowered their gaze.” “Lowered their gaze.” “Someone gasped for breath.” “Someone gasped for breath.” “Someone lowered their gaze.
– Lowered their gaze.” “Someone gasped for breath.
– Someone gasped for breath.” “The curtains were dropped.” “Thus raising one’s heartbeat.” “The curtains..
– Were dropped.” “Thus raising..
– One’s heartbeat.” “Here I am, to spice things up!” “Now I shall bring joy!” “Just wait and watch
what unfolds next!” “Just wait and watch
what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!
– Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just wait and watch
what unfolds next!” “I am the one who rivals
nature in beauty.” “I am the one who stands
amongst the stars.” “If I wish, I can subdue
even desire.” “I possess the ability
to put ice on fire.” “To such a man..” “I make such a man
dance to my tunes.” “Make him dance to my tune.
Make him dance to my tune.” “I don’t just do it,
I make it a spectacle.” “I don’t just do it,
I make it a spectacle.” “I shall eliminate you
in a manner..” “that there shall be
no trace of you.” “I shall crush you in a place” “where there is no hope
but only despair.” “Take me not for innocent
for I am cunning.” “I am as formidable
as sweet I seem.” “Wail not for this is
a game of love.” “Wail not for this is love.
– Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!
– Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!” “Splendid! You have no match!
Splendid! You have no match!” “Splendid! You have no match!
Splendid! You have no match!” “For many have fallen..” “Yet many failed
who claimed they were mighty.” “Vanished from the earth are those
who tried to vanquish me.” “Gone are those
who wished to snuff me out.” “To dust they belong
who wished to smite me.” “Slaughtered are those
who showed me the blade.” “The fireflies merely carry
a glint.” “They cannot bring light.” “No matter how much dust
they stir up” “they cannot cover the sun.” “One who is not ready to lay down
their life in the path of love” “can never reach the goal of love.” “These who claim to be strong
can never stand against me.” “They can never face me.
– Never ever.” “Come to your senses.
Do not space out.” “Wake up!
– Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!
Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!
– Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!
– Just watch what unfolds next!” “May the God kill
the father of my beloved.” “May the God kill
the father of my beloved.” “Thus taking out the problem
that darkens my path.” “Am I right?” “Splendid! You have no match!
Splendid! You have no match!” “Splendid! You have no match!
Splendid! You have no match!” “O’ my beloved!
My dearest!” “Do not challenge me,
O’ gentle one.” “Come to me as my beloved
and I shall offer you my life.” “His words are soothing
and precise.” “His nature is fine
and he is indeed wise.” “I let my heart pierced
by the arrow of your love.” “I let my heart pierced
by the arrow of your love.” “You are the one
who never misses his mark.” “You are the one
who never misses his mark.” “Sway your thoughts
in a rightful manner.” “Stop looking down
on people.” “Only the will of God
is what matters.” “Drop this arrogance of yours.” “Drop this arrogance of yours.” “The God knows everything.” “Have you thought of that?” “Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!” “Just watch what unfolds next!” He’s gone!
– Oh God! What about me now? I’m here for you.
– Shut up! You couldn’t handle your wife. She eloped with someone else and you’re eyeing me? So what? Every man always eyes
somebody else’s wife! Tell me, will you come
with me to Khandala? Lonavala.
– Lonavala? Take this! Who slapped?
Who slapped? N-No one, it was a neighbour. I slapped him and he went away. I’m not talking about him.
– Then? Where did that folk singer go? Who?
– That folk singer! Oh, yes!
He was from Hyderabad. So he must have
gone back there. You stupid woman,
why didn’t you stop him? Why did you let him go? But why would I stop him? You just don’t understand. Can’t you use your brains? Whom does that singer resemble?
Think! Whom?
– Think, think. Oh! He looks exactly like
that insane man, Raj! Yes!
– Isn’t it? I’ll make that singer
act like Raj and present him to
Oberoi family as it’s heir. I’ll earn lots of money
through him. I’ll come back only after I make
lots of money. Oh God, if you go away
who’ll look after me? I’m here for you. And I’m here too.
– Yes. But, I’m still here. Mister, did you see
Qawwal Banne Khan boarding the train to Hyderabad? My name is Banne Khan too. I didn’t ask for Gadde Khan,
I asked for Banne Khan! That’s what I said.
– Shut up. Hello!
– Hello, hello! I said, hello!
– Hello! What are you doing here? What am I doing! Can’t you see
I’m talking to them? You are a father of five kids
but still you are busy flirting! Follow me! Hello, hello!
– How dare you imitate me! Stop mocking me.
Leave, now! What’s so funny? I swear, after marriage and kids a man loses all his freedom. What are you doing, mister? I was buying snacks
for your kids. Are you blind? What’s wrong with you! How could you hug me like that? You seem to be a man
with bad intentions. Can’t you mind your age? You shameless man!
Learn to respect women. Why are you staring
at me like that? I’ll pull your eye balls out
and play with them! I’ll then give it to my kids
to play with. How could you misbehave
with me? I’ll thrash you to death. I’ll tear you and your
clothes apart. What happened, dear?
Did he misbehave with you? Even the government
is scared of her so how dare you? I regret having touched her so, don’t do that mistake. I’m taking him to task. Are you shouting at me? Did you think I’m praising you! It didn’t sound so, any ways,
even I want to shout at you. Shout at me?
– Sorry, I won’t to talk to you. Then make it soon,
don’t waste my time. Or else, I’ll pull your
tongue out knot it and throw it away
and render you speechless! Really?
– Yes! I didn’t quite get it! This isn’t a good place to talk. We shall sit there and talk.
– Where are we going? Let’s go with them.
– What did I do? Okay!
I have no problem. There’s another
who resembles me and he’s a millionaire! Wow! Anyways, I was tired
of singing Qawwali. I agree to the deal. But only if I’m paid
Rs. 50,000 for 4 hours. We’ll come with you
only if you pay us so much. Be patient, old man Do I look like an old man? What’s his problem? Nothing!
He has a habit of singing. We are discussing
something serious. Shut up for some time! I just wanted to say..
– Oh, shut up! Where is this train headed to? Hyderabad, will you join me?
– Stupid! Stupid! I was just kidding,
don’t get angry. Now, listen to me. I can only pay
Rs. 50,000 per day and not for four hours.
Are you okay with it? I’m okay with it, my wife
will make further discussions I’ll go check what
my children are up to. Hope they aren’t lost.
I’ll ask a few people.. So, I’ll pay Rs. 50,000 per day!
– Okay. But, I have two conditions. Condition number one,
he should shave his moustache. No, no!
What are you saying? I liked him
because of his moustache! I’ll charge a hundred thousand
extra for that! Alright, fine! I agree! Condition number two,
you can’t come with him. But, why? Because the man
whom he is impersonating has no wife,
but only a girlfriend, so! Girlfriend!
He’s crazy about girls. I need to keep an eye on him.
I can’t let him go! Alright, I’ll take you along
on one condition. You can come as his nurse
and not as his wife. Do you agree to that? Yes!
– I-I’ll be the ward boy. Shut up, idiot!
– You are an idiot. Where is my husband? Hey, mister! Stop singing!
You gave me a headache. Where the hell did he go? Hello!
– Hello! Once again..
– He’s flirting not just with one girl but the entire
ladies’ compartment! I said, hello!
– Hello! Now you are teaching
the kids how to flirt too! Fishes need not be taught
how to swim. They were just copying me!
– What a husband I have! D-Dad left us. Sir, why did you leave us? I could have died
instead of you. Whose grandpa was he? Mine or yours?
– Yours! Then let me do the crying! Grandpa! Grandpa!
G-Grandpa. Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!
– He is acting well. He is after all,
an expert in that! People are watching us,
what are you doing! Grandpa, you left me
alone and went away. And what scoundrels have
you left your property with! Those rascals don’t know
the value of it. If not for me,
they would have ruined it all. They would have blown up
your entire property, grandpa! Now that I’m here,
I will protect your property. Bless me, grandpa!
Bless me! You left me, now I have
no one to call my own! Who’ll love me, grandpa?
Who’ll love me? I’m here for you, Raj. If my grandpa were alive he would have hugged me. Now, who will give me a hug! I’ll give you a hug. Meena! Meena, I can’t live
without you anymore. Oh, Raj.
– Meena, grandpa committed suicide. If I was here, I would
never let him do that. Don’t cry, Raj.
I’m with you now. Yes, it’s just you for me
hereafter, no one else. Look at him hugging her,
as if he’ll never let her go! If you want money
you need to bear all this. He’s hugging her so tight! He’s stuck to her like
an iron scrap to a magnet! Shall I go stop him? If you do that,
our plan will be ruined and you’ll go to jail. Do you want that?
– N-No! Meena, I’m feeling uneasy. I’ll take my medicine
and come back. Nurse. Nurse!
Nurse, my medicines! Oh, I’m just acting dear. What are you doing?
I’ll slap you. Please understand,
I’m doing this only for money. Yes, I won’t pay otherwise. Come aside for a moment. Where are you going?
– You said you won’t pay! I was just kidding.
– Then, I won’t go. What is this, dear!
What are you doing? I’ll break your head
if you overact now. Come on, dear.
I was just acting. Don’t you think it’s too much? No, I was flirting with her. Thanks for the medicine,
thanks for it. Meena, my dear.. Darn this Meena! Meena! From now on, come home
every day to take care of me. I’ll surely come, Raj.
– Okay, thank you! Today, on my grandpa’s funeral
I announce that my eldest uncle,
from his share of property will donate ten million rupees
to the poor. And my uncle,
my youngest uncle will do community service
on bare foot. And my two aunts,
God bless them, God bless them They are so large-hearted that my eldest aunt will distribute her jewelry
among poor women and widows. And my youngest aunt
will not do the same. She’ll give away jewelry worth
just 2000 rupees to poor women. Isn’t it?
– She fainted. That’s all for today.
I’m very tired now. I’ll rest in my bedroom.
Uncle, where is my bedroom? It’s upstairs.
– Yes. I know, I was just kidding. I know that idiot’s room
is downstairs. But, where is he? Who is that shouting? Idiot! Where were you? Come.
– You are back! Grandpa has passed away
yet you are drunk! Oh yes, you never
liked him after all! If you had your way,
you would have murdered him! Nurse, let’s go, I need to rest. Murari, come here! Come here! Hey! Watch it!
– Sit! Sit! I had ordered you not to bring
this lunatic here! I had called from Shimla
and told you clearly to send 50,000 rupees
towards his expense. You said he is not your
responsibility anymore. Now suffer!
– Alright. We’ll give you
60,000 rupees now. Leave the house
immediately with him. We don’t want to be disturbed. I cannot go now.
– Why can’t you go? We are paying you
60,000 rupees, aren’t we? You have a five thousand million
worth of property and want to get rid of me
with just 60,000! Sir, it’s my day today. Now Raju is my puppet. Whatever I say, he’ll obey. He will inherit the property now and will be under my control. He will be the king
and I’ll be the minister. You will be reduced to beggars! So, you won’t go from here! I will go,
but not with 60,000 rupees but with 600 million rupees! Mr. Murari, forget 600 million,
you won’t even get a penny! Is that so?
– Yes, you wait and watch. Don’t play games behind my back. Wow! What a song! ‘I can no longer
wait to meet you..’ ‘I can no longer..’
– Say the next line, ‘wait to meet you,
wait to meet you..’ ‘I yearn to meet you..’
– Have you gone mad? How long will you yearn? By this time, you could have
met her and come back! What else can I compose,
master? Oh God, what lyrics you write. I’ll change the tune now.
– Change it, master. Listen to the other tune.
– Go ahead, master. ‘I’m unfaithful..’ Okay, okay.
– Will you let me sing? Listen, when you thrash him his screams should be
heard till here. No problem, boss. ‘I became unfaithful..’
– Wow! Wow! Hey, stop your
Qawwali and Bhangra! Hey! Who are you guys? Hey, he is the one who
who had troubled us by making us listen
to his stupid stories. He also ate our ice cream.
– Yes. But, why are you here?
– Who are you? We are here to thrash you. But, who sent you
to thrash us? I will not tell you that. Why should I tell you
that he sent us to thrash you such that your screams
should be heard till there. Also remember, I won’t tell you that he is your brother! Okay!
– Idiot, you don’t know him yet. You don’t recognize him!
He is the terror! You can never hit him! Who is he? Don’t you know them.
Move, move now. Just a moment,
I have asthma. I’m suffering from Tuberculosis
and his father had cancer! If you guys are so sick,
why did you become thugs? Now do this, whoever sent
you here to thrash me go hit them till he screams. Okay, Sir.
– If not, who’s this? My younger brother. You will hear the loudest
scream from him! Catch hold of him. My brother, sacrifice yourself
and let me go. Hello! Hello! You idiot, sit here! Sit here, quietly! Do you want to hear Qawwali?
– Yes. You have to!
– Yes. You have no other choice! Sir, we’ll sing a good tune
for him. Okay. Hey, I hired you guys
to thrash him, not me! Who is that?
– It’s none other than my son. Your son was not
like this before! Looks like someone
beat him mercilessly. No, no, nobody hit him. He fell down and got hurt. Okay, okay.
– Yes. What else will happen
if he drinks all the time! One day he’ll fall to death. Murari, be in your limits! I was just trying
to make him realize. My son is suffering
so badly here and this man is rubbing
salt on his wounds! I’m not rubbing salt
on his wounds. It’s his ill-fate if he can’t
understand what I’m saying. Shut up! You can take care
of that lunatic. When he goes mad
I’ll take care of him too. Murari!
– Hello, everyone! Beware! I’m here! He makes the atmosphere light whenever he is here and when he goes out.. Will you go out, please!
– What! What happened to my brother?
Who hit him so badly? Oh, who hit him? Who hit him?
Who hit him? Who hit him? Who..
– Shut up! My son is in pain here
and you are singing Qawwali! You are dancing and enjoying! This is how people sing
when someone dies. My son isn’t dead yet! How long will it take for that? Keep quiet, Mr. Murari. Don’t say that!
He’s my brother. It’s okay! So what if he
looks like a dead man now? But we’ll care for him so well that he should soon start
running like a horse all around. Let it not be too late,
let it not be too late Nurse, get the balm soon
and smear some upon him. with your soft hands.
– Sister, sister. She’s a sister for you,
but a nurse for me. Sit straight.
– Lift your hands. Massage your chest! Raise your hands
and massage your back. Then massage, massage, massage.. Massage, massage, massage. Son! Son!
What did you apply on him? What did you apply? He’s on fire, he’s on fire
he’s on fire. He’s on fire, he’s on fire. Stop! Stop!
Listen to me, stop. I think it’s burning,
it’s burning him. Why is he eating an apple? My son, what happened to him? What is all this?
He is running. It’s burning, it’s burning him.
It’s burning! Somebody, help him! Help him, somebody! Call the doctor!
– Help! Shut up!
Here are 25 lakh more. I’ve paid you 75 lakh. No, no, I’m the owner
of this whole property. Mr. Murari, ask them
to pay me more. Oh, yes..
– Right! Right! Right! Listen, pay him more!
– Be quiet. I’ll pay you 25 lakh more.
It’s a total of 10 million. I won’t pay more! No, it’s not a good amount. Uncle, tell him to pay more!
Or I’ll slap you. Brother..
– Sir, he is an expert. He can thrash you. He can kick or slap you!
– Yes, I do. He is very dangerous. So, you better listen to him.
Am I right, sir? Give us some more!
– Give us some more! Give us some more!
– Give us some more! Shut up! Why does he break
into a Qawwali always? he lived next to a Qawwal
in Shimla. He’s picked up the habit
from him. Greetings! But, he wasn’t
like this earlier! Why do you say so?
I was always like this. Rascal, get up! Your time is up,
get lost from here! Get lost now!
– Idiot, leave my collar! Leave his collar, idiot!
– Leave the collar! Shut up! Shut up!
It’s enough now! Listen, answer me this question. I’m throwing a new
question at you. There was an ant
and an elephant who.. Shut up, shut up! No stories!
I’m fed up of your stories. Lawyer, read out grandpa’s will
to them. Mr. Krishna has mentioned
very clearly in this will. I shall read it out for you. Just a moment, what’s written
in it? Let me also see. Let me see too. I, Krishna Oberoi leave all my wealth and property all my business, movable
and immovable property all my bank balance and each and everything
in the house in my complete senses with all my will and wish to my grandson, Vicky Oberoi. Yeah! Yeah! Mr. Lawyer, you got the name
wrong, read it again. Get lost from here and
take that lunatic along too. Where should we go?
– Wherever you came from! That’s a faraway place,
give us some money to travel. Walk all the way. Walk so far?
The very thought hurts my legs! At least, give some money
to look after him. Why don’t you beg? I don’t know how to beg,
if you can teach me, I’ll learn. It’s no big deal. Stand on a road and beg!
It’s no big deal! Go, have fun! Y-You gave me alms! You did well!
Keep it up! Get lost from here, idiot! Get lost from here.
– Send us out gently. What is this! You’ll get a tight slap from me. You spoiled our plans! What did I do? They were ready to pay
50,00,000 rupees but you asked for more! This is wrong!
This is an unpardonable mistake! That’s enough now. You missed such a chance! What chance did I miss?
What are you saying? There’s a young man
in this house. So, should I have
held his hands? My God! Are you crazy? We could have got a chance to perform Qawwali
in his marriage. Not a bad idea. They would have
showered us with money. I’ll go speak to them now,
will you come along? Hey, idiot! Do you plan
to send us all to jail? If they get to know
that you are an impostor and not Raj Oberoi,
I’ll go to jail? You’ll go to jail!
Why should we bother? We just want to earn
our livelihood. Is that so? We lost the money,
and I lost the girl too. Girl!
– Girl! Which girl? Don’t you know her? I’m missing her so much, Meena. Think of the devil
and there she is! Meena! Correct! Please stop! Meena, Meena!
I say, hello to you! Raj, what’s wrong with you! What shall I say, Meena. My mind is not in a good state. I’ll go mad! My family threw me
out of the house. That’s alright,
though I’m penniless I have you, my love.
– Of course, Raj. Come with me. I’ll see how they can
throw you out of the house! Okay!
– Come, Raj. Come in. I’ll see who’ll throw you
out of the house now. Sing at the right time! Or you’ll get a tight slap
from me. Hey!
Stop this song and dance. Hey, girl! With whose
permission did you enter? This is legally
our property now. Get out from here! Rights and relationships
will now become clear when grandpa’s original Will
will be read out. Please come, Mr. Bansal. Lawyer Bansal will now read out
grandpa’s original will which he had
left behind with me. The tables have turned, dear. At the next right opportunity
we’ll take the money and slip off. Of course, there’s so much
confusion here. Shut up! What are you singing! I, Krishna Oberoi in my complete senses am making this will. With all my blessings and wish I give away all my
wealth and property and all factories to my
grandson, Raj Oberoi. Not just that, but this mansion
where the entire family lives in Brother..
– if for some reason, my grandson doesn’t wish or has any discomfort he has the rights to throw
everyone out. Because, the owner
of this mansion after my death would be
my grandson, Raj Oberoi. Heard that, uncle and aunt? There’s a twist in the story! But, don’t worry.
I’m not as bad as you all. I won’t throw you
out of the house. But if you wish to continue
living here, you need to work. Work?
– Yes, you need to work. Well done! My eldest uncle
will clean the windows. The youngest uncle
will wash the curtains. My two aunts,
my beautiful aunts will sweep and swab
the floor from tomorrow. And this idiot,
this idiot will work too. What will he do?
– Somebody suggest something for him. What will he do?
– Somebody suggest.. He will polish the shoes. Mr. Murari! Mr. Murari!
– Master? You’ll be the most beloved
servant of the owner you’ll be the security guard.
Meena! Security guard!
– Greetings! Oh, Meena, my love! You saved my life. You helped me get
my legal rights! Oh! Thank you very much,
very much, very much! Meena, Meena, Meena!
– Rascal! Did she say something? I didn’t hear anything. You didn’t?
– No. Hey, you! What are you
doing here? Go and get some water, go! Go! So, what was I saying? Yes, I want to read a poem for you, shall I? ‘No one can teach you
how to love.’ ‘Once you fall for it,
you can never forget too.’ ‘This sweet pain cannot
be contained in heart.’ ‘And if someone asks,
cannot be explained too!’ Oh my God!
What is this? What’s happening here? I’ll get another glass of water. No need for that,
one glass was enough! No matter what you do what Meena has done for me has made me happy! She’s made me fall
deeply in her love! I want to tell you something.
– Yes Meena, you are great! And you are out of the world! ‘These sweet nothings’ ‘has some hidden meanings’ ‘that says ‘You love me’..’ Shut up, you idiot! He talks big! I’ll teach him a lesson soon
or change my name. Hyderabad has improved a lot! “You beautiful one!
O’ dearest of mine!” “You make my heart pound.
Stop right there!” “Where are you headed?
Where are you going?” “I will win her heart
but gently and slowly.” “I will win her heart
but gently and slowly.” “I will appease her
but gently and slowly.” “She took my heart.
She made me fall for her.” “She took my heart and made me
fall for her, I’ll tell the world” “But gently and slowly.
Gently and slowly.” “I will win her heart
but gently and slowly.” “I will appease her
but gently and slowly.” “She is finer than silk
and the Gods blessed me with her.” “The Gods have blessed me
with her.” “Fighting in love has a joy
unrivalled.” “Denial has more pleasure
than a mere acceptance.” “The fun, the joy!
The pleasure!” “It is a great joy!” “I will lay down my life for her
but gently and slowly.” “I will appease her
but gently and slowly.” Get lost! I won’t fall for that!
Trying to trick me, are you? “Talk some sense in my man
for he comes late” “after his frivolous escapades!” “I love him and that is
indeed my fault.” “For he knows not the love
I have for him! He knows not” “He knows not!
He knows not!” “I will bring him to senses
but gently and slowly.” “I will show him what I am
but gently and slowly.” “She took my heart.
She made me fall for her.” “She took my heart and made me
fall for her, I’ll tell the world” “But gently and slowly.
Gently and slowly.” “But gently and slowly.
Gently and slowly.” “You tender flower like being!
O’ beloved of mine!” “Listen to me! I shall take you
to lush gardens! To walks!” “I shall take you to movies
and nice places” “But gently and slowly.
Gently and slowly.” “But gently and slowly.
Gently and slowly.” I wouldn’t have worked
so much all my life! Daddy..
I completed all the work! I even cleaned
the servants’ bathroom! I have become a hard worker now. What a son I have! He’s so happy as if he’s
won a medal! So, what shall I do next? Did you polish the shoes? I did it yesterday.
Should I do it again? You are in the right
profession now. So, what shall I do next?
Tell me! Don’t do anything! I’m so tired,
press my legs. Sure, dad. Hey!
Hello! Hey! What are you doing!
– What? We just cleaned the floors,
you made a mess! I’m the owner of the house. I can do anything I want.
– Yes. Your job is to clean the house. If you don’t, I’ll throw you
out of the house. Dad, shall I clean it? You first list out all the work
you completed since morning. Since morning, I have cleaned
the bathrooms, chandeliers and polished the boots.
– Are you imitating me? I’m not imitating you, idiot! You called me an idiot!
– He’ll get us killed! He called me an idiot! Did you hear that?
– Sorry, sorry. How dare you!
Don’t you know who he is? He is the heir to the property
and the owner of the house. He is the king of this house.
He gives you food and shelter. You should obey his orders. If not, you’ll repent it. And you’ll be punished
for disobeying him, idiot. Rights, rights, rights..
He has all the rights! He is imitating you too. Why is he behaving so? I guess, he has lost it.
Alright, you go now. Okay.
– I’ll keep an eye on him. He’s out of his mind.
– Hope he has not gone mad! Do you mean, all those who
stutter are mad? Are you indirectly
calling me mad? I’m naive,
but not mad. Go and do your work. Go! Okay, I’m tired of working.
I’ll go to my son now. Okay? The whole atmosphere
has changed. Hasn’t it? I have no clue,
I’m myself confused. Why are you speaking
Hyderabadi? How am I to know that? Don’t trouble me now,
get lost! Get lost! He asked me to get lost
and he himself went away! Oh, God!
– Oh, God! What have you reduced them to! Can’t you see they are working,
you new servant! Come on, you too join them. Dear, I’m not a servant,
but your maternal uncle. I know you are my cunning uncle.
Join them in work, come on. Dear, this job will not suit me
when I’m in this attire. He is right,
he can’t work in this attire. Turn that side,
remove your coat, now get going. You better do it, or else this idiot..
– Hey! I was saying,
you don’t like idiots. I thought,
you were calling me an idiot! No, I never meant it for you. But I felt it was meant for me. No, never.
Alright, Raj, tell me something. Why were you
speaking Hyderabadi? You cleverly find new ways
to drive me away from here. Hey, my coat!
– One minute! Bye. Bye.
Goodbye. Just go! Why was he speaking Hyderabadi?
– Give my coat, please. Brother!
– Brother! Don’t cry, don’t cry. Everything will be fine.
Don’t cry. But why was he speaking Hyderabadi?
– Oh, shut up! What! This property
could be ours? Dad! Why did you slap me? Why are you stuttering like Raj? Is it me or you? No! Don’t slap me.
– Why? Because I’m your father.
– Okay. Why did you slap me?
– Because you were stuttering. But I’m your elder brother! Alright, but why was he
speaking Hyderabadi? You want to know why?
– Yes. You slapped me!
– Hey, keep quiet. Before we all go mad, we need to usurp the property.
– Yes. Someone should be made
the caretaker for that. I’ll be the caretaker!
I’ll be a good one. Why? Why can’t I be? Quiet, everyone! I’m the eldest of the house,
so I’ll be the caretaker. No. I’m his brother,
so I’ll become the caretaker. Why can’t I be? No, no.
– It’s final! Stop fighting! This is not the time
to fight. Somehow, we need to acquire
this property. Let the proceedings begin. Your Honour, spare a thought. Can this man handle a property
worth millions? No, never! As per his grandpa’s will, he’s
the sole heir to the property. But legally, an insane person
can’t be named as the heir. Therefore, his name
should be struck off the will and his relatives should be
appointed as caretakers. What are you saying, sir? I’m just naive,
but not mad. And who would become my
caretaker? Is it this idiot? Hey, idiot! Will you become
my caretaker? Do you even deserve it? Keeping the situation in mind the court has arrived
at a decision that Raj Oberoi
is mentally unstable. Therefore, his entire property shall be taken care of
by his relatives. The caretakers are Ashish Oberoi
– Dad,, that’s you. Dilip Oberoi, Vicky Oberoi Anju Oberoi
and Meenakshi Oberoi. No, Your Honour!
No! This is unfair, Your Honour! I cannot take this! I-I’ll commit suicide
like my grandpa! Suicide! Suicide! Suicide! Suicide!
– Raj, what’s wrong with you? I don’t want to live anymore. Listen to me, Raj!
– Move! Let me do the drama.
– Wait! Raj! Raj!
– Suicide! I don’t want to live anymore. Suicide!
– Stop it, Raj. I want to commit suicide! Oh, no! I really got hurt! Raj! You are bleeding! Meena, what are you doing here? Raj, you have regained
your memory! What was wrong with my memory?
– Your memory! You had lost your memory
and you have regained it now! What are we doing in the court? Our case is being heard
in the court, Raj. Our case is going on! Let’s go and see.
– Yes, hurry. Let’s go inside.
– Explain me on the way. Please wait for one minute,
Your Honour! He’s alright now, Your Honour.
He’s coming. Please come to the witness stand
and then, speak. Thank you, Your Honour! I’ll teach them a lesson now. Even he was acting smart! Your Honour, I’ve just been
informed that you are making them the caretakers
of my entire property. But let me introduce you
with this fact that these people
are not Oberois! They are ‘Moneyrois’! Yes, for them, life is money,
money and only money! They can cry for money,
tie for money, lie for money kill for money
and die for money! And that’s why,
I humbly request, sir that you let this property
be only on my name. I will not only take care
of this entire property but I will also take care
of them very well and I think I will take care
of them…better! Seeing a change
in the situation, the court is compelled to change
its decision. Since Raj Oberoi seems
to be mentally sound now the court reverses its decision of appointing caretakers
to his property and will let himself
to be the owner. It was a good decision.
– Justice was served. Oh, Raj! I can’t express
how happy I’m for you! Now come on,
I want to ask you one question. There was an ant
and an elephant. Please, Raj! Come on, I am fooling around. Greetings! You just go ahead,
I’ll join you in a moment, okay? Come soon.
– Yes, darling. Hey, come here! What are you doing?
– What are you doing? What are doing in front of her? So, should I dance? Tell me something. You have never seen Raj. How did you start speaking
in English like him, then? It’s so simple!
He belongs to a posh family hence it’s understood
that he spoke English well. Moreover, last night I heard them planning to get me out of their way. So, I got ready
with my counterplans. I spent the whole night
watching Raj’s videos. And this morning,
I spoiled their plans. Now, you wait and watch I’ll sell every piece
of furniture in the house! I won’t leave the commode too.
I’ll sell that also. You’ll sell the commode too!
– Yes. Then where will they.. That’s not our problem,
let them find a way. Let’s go.
– Alright. Greetings!
– Good morning, sir! Hello! How can I relax
with such pretty girls around! Hey!
– I was just flirting. Sir, you have lots of other work
too, let’s go. Bye. Greetings!
– Good morning, sir! Welcome!
– Hello! Hello!
– Hello! Let’s go.
– We shall meet again. Okay?
– Come on. Manager..
– Yes? Whose cabin is this? This is your elder brother,
Vicky Oberoi’s cabin. Vicky Oberoi’s cabin!
Sell it off. And deposit that money
in my new bank account. Yes.
– And whose cabin is this? This is both your uncles’.
– Sell them off too. Yes.
– And deposit the money.. In your new bank account. Yes, you are intelligent.
– Thank you! To whom does
these two cabins belong to? These are toilets, sir. Sell them too. But what about the staff?
What will they do, sir? Come on! Don’t they
do it in the mornings? Why dirty our office? Ask them to use public toilets.
– Yes, sir. Mr. Raj, there’s a fax
from Gujarat. The aluminum
factory has closed down. Sell that too. And deposit that money
in your new bank account. You are so intelligent!
– Raj, it’s you! Who the heck is he? Meena’s father. So, it’s him! Hello!
– I want to discuss something with you. Let’s go inside the cabin. Yes, give me a moment.
– Alright. What are you thinking?
Extract money from him too. Yes, I’ll manage. I won’t speak Hyderabadi.
– Listen first. Don’t worry,
I’ll take care of him. Uncle, I’m ready to marry Meena,
but I want 50 crore rupees in dowry. I see! When you had
lost your memory I had refused to get
my daughter married to you. So, are you avenging that now? No, uncle, it’s not so. Fact is, I’m starting
a new business for which I require
200 crore rupees. If I had 50 crore rupees now,
it would be easy to move ahead. Alright! So, my son-in-law
wants to move ahead! Yes, uncle. I want to move ahead
leaving my enemies far behind. Alright, I’ll give you
the money. Thank you, uncle!
Thank you very much! Dear, I can do anything
for you and Meena. But where is Meena? She’s downstairs talking
to the nurse. Talking to the nurse!
But why? Because she is a nice woman. Nice woman? But she always
spits fire at me! I’m leaving. Where are you going? I’m going to douse the fire. I have been looted
by two beautiful women with long black hair
and lovely cheeks. Why is he singing Qawwali? Tell me the truth.
How close are you to him? This much? This much? Or this much? I can’t tell you that! Look at the way you are stuck
to him all the time. We are one soul in two bodies.
And very soon, we’ll.. What will you do soon? You plan to be the mother
of his kids? What is your intention? You don’t know me.
I’m from Hyderabad. I’ll squeeze your eyes out
and play with them. Why are you staring at me? I’ll cut your throat
like a chicken and prepare biryani out of it. Nurse! Behave yourself!
I said.. Hello! I said, behave yourself!
– Yes. Talk to her with respect.
– You are teaching me respect? I won’t spare you! Be in your limits!
This is my girl! Hey! Have you gone mad? You have printed five calendars
at home. What about them? They change when the year
changes, don’t they? I’m thinking of replacing
the printing press also. Meena! Meena, I can’t live
without you anymore. What did you say?
– Meena! What did you say?
– Meena! What did you say?
– Meena! What..
– Let’ go, Meena! Where will you escape?
I’ll see how you’ll marry her! “This gaze of yours,
made me fall for you.” “I swear on all the lovers
of this world.” “Day in and day out,
I only speak of you.” “This gaze of yours,
made me fall for you.” “I swear on all the lovers
of this world.” “What if I break my promises
of love?” “What if I leave you?” “Beloved, I’ll kill myself.” “For I cannot take the pain
of betrayal.” “I’ll never betray you!” “You placed your faith on me
and I’ll never break it.” “This gaze of yours,
made me fall for you.” “I swear on all the lovers
of this world.” “Every breath of mine
is dedicated to you.” “I know that my love
is only for you.” “See, what your love
has done to me?” “For I am eternally caught
in your dreams and thoughts.” “O’ dearest!” “My very life!” “I wish to live within your arms
and keep you in my heart.” “This gaze of yours,
made me fall for you.” “I swear on all the lovers
of this world.” “Day in and day out,
I only speak of you.” “This gaze of yours,
made me fall for you.” “I swear on all the lovers
of this world.” Cheat! He’s having fun with her
when I, his wife, is right here. Let him come home today,
I’ll give him a tight slap. You are back! What happened?
What happened now? Because of wives like you men don’t like to return home. Have you lost your mind?
– Hey, what are you doing? You’re hurting me! You’re flirting with her,
and I’m tolerating it. You had an affair
when we were in Hyderabad and I tolerated that, too. But you want to marry her now
and that I can’t tolerate. I’ll go to Hyderabad
and tell your dad, my dad and the whole world about this. Dear, come here.
Come here. Okay.
– Come here. I’m just flirting with her
to while away the time.. To heck with you! My eye.. Hey, what are you?
Who do you think you are! Your dad, what did
your dad give me in marriage? A glass and a plate to eat,
and his stupid daughter. You always think I’m
good for nothing. Move aside.
Where is my beloved Meena? I’ll see how you’ll get married
to Meena! Remember you’re my husband! I’ll tell everyone about it.
– Hey, what did you say? You heard it right.
– That guy pretending to be mad is he your husband?
– Yes. But why was he speaking
Hyderabadi.. Oh, you hit me. If this is your husband,
then where is Raj? How will I know? These men are weird,
also rogues and scoundrels. They might have chopped
and him buried somewhere. So, is that guy
your husband? To tell you the fact,
we have five children. I have proof
of that in Hyderabad. Okay, take this 500 rupees,
take a train to Hyderabad and get me the proof. Why don’t you get me
a return ticket by flight? I have less money nowadays.
Take this and come back soon. I’ll come back soon.
– Yes, come back soon. Let’s nab that impostor
and find out about Raj. Very good.
– Let’s go. Let’s leave, quietly.
I’ve spent all the money and if they catch me now..
– You are running away! listen everybody..
– What.. They are running away! Come soon, come soon!
– Hey, what are you doing! Hello, hello! Let’s go, friend. Oh, no!
They fooled me! Where the hell
did this fraud go? I’ll show him what I am
once we catch him. Why did you let him go
in the first place? What can I do, he got away!
– How did he get away? He’s slippery, what can I do? That scoundrel
is not Raj Oberoi. He is a fraud, a fraud! He took a loan
of Rs. 50 crore from me and got it transferred
to his personal account. Mister, I’ve come across
many scoundrels in my life but he far exceeds
all of them! He sold one of our houses
in parts! Sir.
– What is it? Why was he speaking Hyderabadi? He is from Hyderabad and so he
was speaking Hyderabadi. That’s fine, but why was he
speaking Hyderabadi? Just come here.
– Yes, yes. Stand here, this side. Take this!
– Hey, he hit me! That doesn’t matter. Where could’ve he escaped
with the money? “Money is my life, my pride,
my code and my honour.” “Money is what I want, my hope.
The world follows the rich.” “Money is grace or sin.
Money is everything.” “Money brings friends, love
and money is fate.” “Money brings fame and purpose.
It shines and it gleams.” “Money is what attracts
and money is what chimes!” “Money makes one smile!” “Money makes one cry.” “It keeps up and puts you to sleep,
it sings and makes you dance.” “And that’s why my friend” “I want money, I want money.” “I want only money!
I want money!” “Good money, bad money, wrong money
right money, black money, white.” “Oh my God! I love money!” “I want money, I want only money.
I love money!” “He wants money!
He wants only money.” “Money can buy me everything.
A bungalow, car and diamond ring.” “Everyone treats me like a king.
For me they’ll do anything.” “Money can make me dance and sing
in London, New York and Beijing.” “You are so sexy and wise. I like
your style, I love your eyes.” “I think I..
– She wants money.” “She wants money! She loves money!
She loves only money!” “Good money, bad money, wrong money
right money, white money, black.” “Oh my God! I love money!” Money is my only passion. “What happened? Are you lost?
Where is your Mother? Father?” “He wants money!
He wanted only money!” “Look at that.
He only loves money.” “I am your brother.
– I am your sister.” “I am your father.
– I am your friend.” “Do you all have money?
– No! – No!” “No one believes in relations since
money is only thing in fashion.” “If there is no money, life is nil.
Money can be my everything.” “With money you’ll see
how great you feel.” “whether you beg, borrow
or steal.” “Pound, Rupee, Dollar, Dinar.
If you got money, you are a star.” “Money is money, whatever the name
with it you can play any game.” “You live for money.
You kill for money.” “You lie for money.
You die for money.” “Money! Money!
– Money!” “Wow! Somewhere in the air!
Money is there!” “Look at that he is no more
still he wants more money.” “Money! I want money!” “Good, good man.
Good baby.” “Money!
– Yeah! I want money!” “All right! Everyone wants money!” “Money! I want money!
– We want money!” “Money!
– I want money!” “Everyone wants money.” “Listen, everyone carefully.
This is only a song.” “Everyone should just chat.” Hey, what is this!
You follow me everywhere. Why aren’t you giving me
my share of the money? Take Rs. 5 lakh
and leave me alone. Rs. 5 lakh only! Have you gone mad? You are an impostor
pretending to be Raj Oberoi. I’m the servant of that house. So, I should be getting
the lion’s share. Who is the Hyderabadi? It’s you.
– Are you imitating me? No.
It was by mistake, sorry. All right, take everything. Shall I take everything?
– Yes, everything. Are you serious?
– Yes, do you want more? This is black money. So, please give me
some white money, too. Look at the way you’re
begging me for money! I’ll give you a cheque
of Rs. 200 crores. Rs. 200 crores!
Are you serious? If you ask for more,
I’ll change this to 2 crores. Here you go. But you’ve written only
Rs. 100 crores. Keep staring at it if it doesn’t increase
to Rs. 200 crores then I’ll change my name. What!
It disappeared! Hey, it has disappeared!
I’m left with nothing. You, you thief! Let me take this at least
before it disappears. There! There he is! Murari!
– Oh, what a fate! Rascal. What were you doing
with such a huge amount? This is all our money,
it’s ours. No, I have earned
it through hard work. These are fake notes,
they are fake! What!
The money is fake, too! What do you mean? He had given me this cheque. This is a blank cheque. He wrote this cheque
for Rs. 100 crores. Then? And asked me
to keep staring at it and that it would increase
to Rs. 200 crores and then the ink disappeared,
it turned blank. I can help you guys out,
but there’s a price for it. How much? Out of the entire
500 crore property 100 crore shall be mine! Yes.
– We agree to that. Wow!
– But where will we find him? My dear.. My dear, come, come.
– Dad, dad, he’s here! Come here! Come here,
you impostor! Else, I’ll shoot you
right away! Uncle! Uncle,
what are you doing? I’m Raj, Raj! No, he is not Raj.
– We are tired of you now. Did that impostor come here?
– Yes! He is a very cunning guy.
He first spoke to me.. What did he say?
– He just spoke casually. He just spoke. He first spoke with me
and befriended me he then took me to his home
and locked me up in a room and came here to loot
our property. I hope he didn’t get away
with our money. How can we believe that you
are Raj and not that impostor? If you see both of us together,
will you then believe? Yes.
– Show him now, quickly! I forgot the address,
turn the gun point towards him. Yes! I remember now!
– Do you? Then let’s go. I don’t know what is happening in my life. But I’m very happy
with lots of money and without wife. Let me enjoy.
Why is the phone ringing now? What’s happening here! Hello!
Who the heck is it? My wife! It’s you, my dear!
What shall I say? Three large suitcases filled
with money is getting me tensed! I have an idea. Let’s donate 90 %
of the money to the poor. And in the remaining 10 %,
let’s distribute the 90 % of it to your family
as they are very poor. And the remaining 10 % shall be kept aside
for our grandchildren. Let’s just enjoy
with what we have left! What!
Did Raj escape? Even I shall escape from here.
Hang up now. He was tied up,
how could he escape? Cheers! Our work is done! Await your death, you rascals. What did you give him?
– He’s gone, he’s gone! Uncle, if he dies, all of you
will be hung to death. No, dear.
That will not happen. Why not?
Do you control the law? His post-mortem report
will reveal how he died. You are mad, then how could you
think so cleverly? I’m perfect
with just one shortcoming! But, dear, we all have
a sound mind and we are clever! We gave him pills that’ll make
him unconscious for half an hour And when he is still alive,
we’ll push him off the building and then he’ll die. Everyone will think
that he committed suicide. Hey, who taught you all this?
Who taught you? Shut up! Idiot! They’ll get to know all this
during the post-mortem. You guys will be caught
and shall be hanged! You’ll be hanged!
You’ll be hanged And you’ll be hanged! No, we’ll not be hanged.
– Yes, you will be! It will definitely not happen!
– It will! I had killed your grandpa
in the same manner! Yes, we all planned it together. We gave him the same pills
and pushed him to death. Did his post-mortem report
reveal that? Did any of us get caught?
No, right! So, you were the ones
who killed him! Yes, we killed your grandpa!
– Yes, we killed him! You threw him down from here! Yes, from here!
– We threw him down from here. He went all the way
down from here. Brother, how is he speaking
so clearly now? Oh! Yes.
He is not mad but we are! He is a fraud, a fraud! Brother, if he is the impostor,
then who is this? Hey, don’t hit him. As long as he is alive we will be in danger. Uncle,
where are you going? I’m stuck, I’m stuck! You are fond of ice-cream,
aren’t you? Do you want some
ice-cream? You’ve become all right!
– But you are not! You rogue, scoundrel,
good for nothing! I won’t spare you.
– My clothes.. The rest of it
will be gone, too. Rascal! Help me! Please spare me!
Don’t harm me, please! Bee! Spider! Sniper! Tiger! You are going to lose! Take this! What is this?
Remove your spectacles. What is it?
Move aside! Have you gone crazy?
Take this. Take this.. And this, too. Give that, take this! Give that and take this! Run, run for your life now. Take this, hold. One for your eye and one for your behind! Brother, I’m sorry. Just a moment. Brother, you had given
him sleeping pills. So, how did he wake up? Those two have partnered
with each other. He had replaced
the sleeping pill container. Okay, but why was he
speaking Hyderabadi? Scoundrel! Rascal! You killed my grandpa!
I won’t spare you! Don’t move! Don’t move! Rights! Rights! Rights! Officer Salma Khan has complete rights to fire
at anyone! Why is his wife
dressed like a cop? Let me tell you.
I’m Inspector Salma Khan! On charges
of Krishna Oberoi’s murder I arrest all of you!
Hands up! Thank God! You look shocked!
Now, get introduced to me. I’m CBI Officer Banne Khan. My wife and I were in Shimla
to solve a case when some crooks attacked us
all of a sudden. When they started firing at us we hid behind a small hill
to escape from them. That is when we saw a body
that was almost buried. We dug the body out and found
the person was still breathing. And the person resembled me! It was then,
that my wife and I decided to solve this case
though it wasn’t assigned to us. They saved my life. As soon as I was out of coma I tried to get in touch
with grandpa. But I couldn’t contact
him in any ways. The next day I read in newspaper
that he had committed suicide. And then I thought how could the person who stopped
me from committing suicide could do that to himself! I was sure
there was some foul play! I then sought Banne Khan’s help. The only way for Banne Khan
to reach up to you guys was through Mr. Murari. All our efforts have paid off.
The case stands solved today. As Qawwal and Qawwalan,
we came in contact with Murari. Hold on, just a moment, madam. What evidence do you have
against us? You just heard us talking
about the murder, that’s it! But that’s not enough.
It’s not a valid evidence. No wonder Raj calls you a fool. Look up and look around you’ve been aired live on all
TV channels at the moment. Not just
the Commissioner of Police but the entire city
knows your truth now! There’s no chance of escaping. It’s all about rights, rights.
– Yes.. I learnt a lesson from you that nobody ever gets more
than what they deserve in life. Looking at the justice
bestowed upon you by God I can’t help but say,
Wow! You are amazing! Wow! You are amazing!
– Mr. Murari. Raj! Raj! Oh, Hello! I’m the one. Meena, he resembles me
and God sent him to help me out. I’m sorry, Meena.
I had to keep you in dark. But all that was.. I got my Raj back, so I have
no complaints against you. All that you did was to help him
get back his rights. “I want money, I want money.” “I want only money!
I want money!” “Good money, bad, wrong money
right money, black money, white.” “Oh my God! I love money!” “I want money, I want only money.
I love money!” “He wants money!
He wants only money.” “Money can buy me everything.
A bungalow, car and diamond ring.” “Everyone treats me like a king.
For me they’ll do anything.” “Money can make me dance and sing
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