Valentine’s Day [Full Song] | Big Mouth | Netflix Is A Joke


[gasps] Happy Valentine’s Day, Nicky! Mmm, looks like it’s just gonna be
the three of us for dinner tonight. -Did you make your mother a card?
-I’m on it. -Judd, what about you?
-Dad, your breath smells like pussy. -It always does.
-Ew, gross. Nick, your family has no boundaries! They’re like Doctors Without Borders. ♪ If the doctors ate each other out ♪ Guys, can we just tone it down
this year for Valentine’s Day? Tone it down? Nicky, Valentine’s Day, it’s wonderful–
It’s– It’s– -[piano music playing]
-♪ It’s a day of hugs and snuggles ♪ ♪ A time to spread your loving seeds ♪ ♪ It’s a rolling, growing pink snowball ♪ ♪ Of stress that no one needs ♪ ♪ It’s unhealthy expectations ♪ ♪ An opportunity to impress ♪ ♪ It’s a yearly grim reminder ♪ ♪ That your life’s a fucked-up mess ♪ ♪ It’s a dark and lurid history ♪ ♪ Of deviant pagan kicks ♪ ♪ It’s outrageously expensive ♪ ♪ Just stay home and watch the Knicks ♪ ♪ It’s a big fat middle finger ♪ ♪ To those who are all alone ♪ ♪ Whether sick or tired or uninspired ♪ ♪ You still gotta bring the bone ♪ ♪ It’s a clusterfuck of passions ♪ ♪ An emotional tour de force ♪ ♪ It’s a cuddly little cupid ♪ ♪ With the cock of a full-grown horse ♪ [all singing in unison]
♪ Valentine, St. Valentine ♪ ♪ I gotta make it through your day ♪ ♪ Of candy hearts and chocolate sharts ♪ ♪ And every bullshit love cliché ♪ ♪ The hard-ons and the heartaches ♪ ♪ The pressure, pain, and fear ♪ ♪ Valentine’s Day ♪ ♪ Got to survive you another year ♪ -[Nick] ♪ What does having… ♪
-♪ I can’t take it ♪ ♪ …a girl hormone monster mean? ♪ ♪ How long can I be a fuck machine? ♪ -♪ I’ll be cool, and she’ll be droolin’ ♪
-♪ Why is there never anyone for me? ♪ ♪ But then what if the Knicks
Aren’t on TV? ♪ [all] ♪ Valentine, St. Valentine ♪ ♪ Your day is fuckin’ asinine ♪ ♪ But I swear by God ♪ ♪ I’m gonna make it through ♪ [singing] …through!

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